The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Ye Di took Yin Shi and the others to the secret cave.

I saw that the secret cave under the mountain rock is twists and turns and deep, just like Zhuge Wuhou's eight trigrams array, especially in the secret and complicated places.After walking for a long while, the deeper you go, the more gloomy and gloomy it becomes, until you can barely see your fingers.

I don't know how long it took to turn around, but Ye Difang stopped in his tracks.

All of a sudden, Tie Zhongtang only heard a light "ding" sound, the flames flashed, and suddenly there was a bright light in front of his eyes, it turned out that the secret passage had already been lit.I saw that the rock wall in front had been chiseled into the shape of a stone lamp, and there were more than ten wicks connected to each other. When Ye Di flint hit it, the wicks burned together in an instant, as if by magic.

The secret path has always been damp and dark, but here it is dry and spacious. There is a stone bed on the left, a stone table on the right, several stone benches, and a stone basin beside the stone table. There is a ray of clear spring, gurgling endlessly, flowing out from the mouth of the dragon, and flowing out from the bottom of the basin, but the basin is always full of clear water, and the toilet utensils beside it are all clean.

Ye Di laughed and said: "There will be more eye-opening things in the future! You bear with it for half an hour. During this half hour, no matter what you see, don't talk."

Tie Zhongtang was even more suspicious, and reluctantly said: "My nephew obeys."

Yinshi and Gui also watched on their own without saying a word.

Yedi laughed loudly and said: "Okay!" His arms trembled amidst the laughter, his body grew violently, covered with iron chains and shackles, and suddenly scattered in all directions, clattering, clattering and choking, covering the ground.

Tie Zhongtang said in shock, "This..."

Yedi laughed and said, "Don't forget not to speak."

Tie Zhongtang had no choice but to suppress his surprise.

But Yin Shi's gaze became colder and colder.

Ye Di turned around and walked to the basin, freshened up a bit, took off his toga, and found a soft and gorgeous flowered shirt woven with soft silk.When he turned around, where was the down-and-out old man from before?Where is there a trace of desperation?I saw that his face was radiant, his beard and hair were as soft as his clothes, and although he looked chic and elegant, he also carried an irresistible majesty.This strange mixture of chic and majesty blended into an irresistible masculine charm, which made people forget his age immediately.

In an instant, Yinshi and Gui's eyes widened.

"Ashanti?"

"Chu Xiangdian?"

Gintoki and Gui spoke at the same time.But Yedi still smiled: "I've said it all, so don't talk!"

Yinshi and Gui remained silent, but couldn't hide their surprise.The person in front of him was [-]% similar to Chu Liuxiang.

"Hey, what's going on here?" Yin Shi asked in a small voice.

"Maybe he is the ancestor of Chu Xiangdian!" Gui said.

"If this is the case, then you can be sure that Ah Xiang's MED is definitely passed down from generation to generation!" Yin Shi complained.

At this time, Ye Di walked slowly to the stone bed, stretched out his hand, and the stone bed opened in response to his hand, revealing a cave again, but the light in the cave was unusually bright, and the secret passage in the cave was also unusually smooth bright and clean.

Yedi said: "Follow me."

The crowd followed and walked in.On both sides of the secret path, every ten steps, there is a stone lamp. After dozens of steps, there is a crescent stone gate, with a long light blue curtain hanging down.

When they walked into the curtain, a faint fragrance wafted from their noses, making people intoxicated.The aroma is strong, and the room is getting warmer.

Everyone was taken aback.

I saw that the place where I was standing at this moment was actually a round stone cave. Although it is a stone cave, it is covered with long brocade curtains and precious furs on all sides... Even if it is the hall of a rich family, it is nothing more than that, not to mention the one in the cave. The tables and tables are all carved from bluestone, with different designs and colors, each with its own ingenuity.Some stone tables are shaped like buildings, some reclining chairs are shaped like long bridges, some are low and shaped like farmhouses, and even a round table is carved into the shape of the "Palace of the Emperor of the Night".

The cups and cups on the stone table are also ingeniously beautiful, some are shaped like birds, some are shaped like cows and horses, and some are shaped like naked bodies.female.Everything is handmade, but it is ingenious and lifelike, which is something that any rich family can hardly match.

What's more - under the brocade tent, beside the stone table, a few feet down, there are more than ten beautiful girls standing.

Some of them are wearing light gauze, some are wearing brocade gowns, some are talking and laughing, some are playing chess, some are dressing up, and some are drawing.

At this moment, everyone stopped their hands and looked at Yinshi and the others in a daze, everyone's face was full of surprise.

Yinshi immediately remembered the situation when he went to Zhu Zao's house, and couldn't help but slander: Ah, sure enough, the stud's father is also a stud.

Yedi laughed loudly, facing the girl, and said with a smile: "This is my sworn brother of Zao'er, and his friends! You may as well come over and meet."

The girls covered their lips and smiled lightly, and some couldn't help but lower their heads.

Ye Di laughed and said: "There have been no outsiders here for a long time, and these girls will inevitably become petty, my nephew, don't laugh at me."

Tie Zhongtang couldn't help but lowered his head, not daring to answer.

Ye Di said: "What are you staring at? Why don't you fix some food and drink, and meet my nephew?" The girls laughed coquettishly and left together.

Ye Di said: "How do you feel when you get here?"

Tie Zhongtang raised his head, only to see that the bead curtains on all sides were still swaying gently, bursts of light laughter like silver bells floated over from the swaying bead curtains.He let out a long sigh again, and said in a low voice: "Little nephew until now, I still don't quite believe it. I don't know if this is really an illusion?"

"Hahaha, well said! You must know that our Zhu family only likes to enjoy themselves, so naturally we can't suffer!" Ye Di said happily.

"Wait!" Gintoki yelled, "Where did these girls come from? You're not suffering here, but enjoying it? What's going on, you bastard?"

Although he called him an asshole, Ye Di was not annoyed. He laughed and said, "After I found this place, I started to make my life more comfortable. One day, I was bored and started to recite poems. Unexpectedly, I was caught by Cui. Er and Shanshan...the two girls who are pouring wine for you now heard it. After such a long time, I was naturally happy that someone chatted with me, so I started chatting. After that, I chatted with them every day, and at the same time asked them Sell ​​my calligraphy and paintings on the streets for me! Of course, I will only sell them to women with aura. As a result, the women who are attracted by my temperament start begging them to say they want to see me!"

The more Ye Di talked, the more proud he became, while the girls all blushed.

"Afterwards, Tweety even used gunpowder to blow up the tunnel, and it turned out...that's the situation now!"

Tie Zhongtang sighed: "The old man is really capable, but... But my nephew has many things that I can't figure out, I wonder if the old man can tell me?"

Ye Di said: "If you have any questions, just ask!"

Tie Zhongtang said: "I don't know how the old man came here, and how...how did this happen?" He really couldn't find words to describe the surprise in his heart, he could only smile wryly and point around, because since he was imprisoned in the future This place, this place must be a desperate place, but Ye Di can turn this desperate place into a fairyland, isn't it inconceivable.

Ye Di smiled and said: "Although you only asked two sentences, but when I explain it, it is really a long story. I wonder if you have the patience to listen?"

Tie Zhongtang said: "My nephew is all ears."

Yedi smiled slightly, found a comfortable couch and sat down, and began to tell that magical story.I only heard him slowly say: "I have acted in my life, and I am confident that I have no regrets, but there is only one thing where I was scolded to pieces. Do you know what it is? Yes, it is romantic. You must know that romantic is not shameful. As long as you don't have any dirty intentions, what's the point of falling in love with women all over the world? In my life, the most fascinating women are those women who are both beautiful and intelligent, because they are the only ones who are the aura of heaven and earth You can see that some women are rough and vulgar, while others are as elegant as immortals. The reason why there is such a big difference is that the likes and dislikes of the heavens are different. The heaven has given the aura to some women. It is the same reason that good flowers and grasses, beautiful mountains and beautiful waters require people to appreciate them. If someone does not know how to appreciate or cherish these things that are dear to the heavens, he is either a vulgar thing or a A wasteful idiot."

He looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, and then said: "Fortunately, I am neither a vulgar person nor an idiot. I never dare to waste things. As long as I am a woman favored by heaven, I will definitely love it and treat it as the supreme treasure. Fortunately, I am That wife is not a vulgar thing either, she knows that what I did was just to protect the good women in the world and not to let them be bullied by the wicked."

Hearing this, Yinshi's face began to darken.

But Ye Di was clearly immersed in his own thoughts, and continued: "What is even more fortunate is that as long as you are a good woman, you can know my heart. In fact, only a good woman can know my heart. The greatest thing in my life My wish is to become a confidant with all the women in the world, and I hope that all the good women in the world will also regard me as a confidant, then life will be close to no regrets."

Tie Zhongtang was dumbfounded, he could only smile wryly.Because what he said were all the truths that Tie Zhongtang had never heard before, Tie Zhongtang really didn't know whether what he said was right or wrong.Looking around in a blink of an eye, I saw that the girls had already brought the food and wine, and they were sitting around quietly, all of them were smiling, and they had already listened intently.Obviously, they had heard these words for countless times, but they still listened so intently at this moment, it can be seen that Yedi's words were really touching.

"But among the good women in the world, there is one the best woman, not only does not regard me as a confidant, but also ignores me at all. This is really the biggest hatred in my life. You know that the one who ignores me Who is the person I paid attention to? She is the Empress of Changchun Island. If she ignores me, it's fine. They all talked, but nine out of ten people left me. She said that I was not dedicated to love, and I pretended to be romantic, but I was just a womanizer. How could she know my deep affection, how could she know my deep meaning! You can see When it comes to people who love flowers, do they only grow one flower in their home? If there is only one flower in their house, they are definitely not flower lovers. This is the same as me. If I don’t care about women, why bother to try everything possible to get them? They are by my side, working hard to maintain them, and never hurting them in the slightest? People who love flowers must always protect them, move them to the greenhouse, bake them in winter, and water them in summer, so as to teach them Flowers should not be teased by wild bees or deceived by wild birds. Alas... If you are not a flower lover, how can you know the painstaking efforts of the flower protector?"

Hearing these words again, Tie Zhongtang was dumbfounded, he couldn't laugh or cry, although he felt that the reasoning didn't make sense, but he couldn't tell where his reasoning didn't make sense.But Yinshi and Gui are different, both of them are expressionless.

Those young girls were fascinated by what they heard, and some of them were even crying secretly.

Yedi said: "At that time, Zao'er was not young, and your aunt was in prison again. I couldn't bear it any longer, so I rushed to Changchun Island. In the future, I had already figured out my move. After all, she didn't dare to fight me alone. She has gathered the power of more than a hundred masters from all over the island to set up the "Great Zhou Tian Absolute Divine Formation" and wait for me on the shore. Since we set foot on Changchun Island, she made a vow with me, as long as I can break it After entering the 'absolute god formation', she will let me deal with it. If I can't break the formation within three hours, I will completely let her go. The sea was very stormy that day, and I was exhausted when I got off the boat, and Three hours is too little. But even though I knew that the oath was extremely unfair, I was tempted by her offer and couldn't refuse it. After the first battle... alas, I ended up here."

Tie Zhongtang couldn't help but let out a long sigh, and said in a deep voice, "I don't know when the old man is about to leave, did he tell Brother Zhu where he is going?"

Ye Di said: "No. But your aunt has always known my intentions, even if I don't tell her, she will know where I am going."

After a long while, Ye Difang continued on his own: "After I arrived here, within half a year, I was familiar with all the secret paths in this cave, but after about ten months, I realized that this place is not a dead end, except for the entrance. In addition, there is another stone gap that can lead to the outside, if I want to go at that time, I can go."

Tie Zhongtang said: "Why didn't the old man leave?"

Yedi said solemnly: "Although a man can conduct himself in the world without sticking to small details, when it comes to big festivals, loyalty, filial piety, trustworthiness, and righteousness must never be lost."

Tie Zhongtang said solemnly: "Yes."

Yedi said: "As long as I stay here and don't leave, I won't be considered a broken promise; as for how I live here, it depends on whether I have the ability to seek comfort for myself. As long as I have this ability, even if I enjoy myself every day, There is nothing wrong with my heart, it is only because I am determined to suffer here that I am keeping my word."

These words were spoken in a righteous and impeccable manner.

Tie Zhongtang said: "My nephew understands." But he couldn't help but sighed in his heart: Although my uncle is romantic by nature, and his arguments are sometimes extreme, but there is a kind of grandeur in his heart, he really is the No. 1 martial artist The demeanor of a hero.As soon as I thought of this, I couldn't help showing respect on my face.

"That's probably how things went. Do you have any questions?" Ye Di asked with a smile.

Holding the wine glass, Yin Shi smiled: "Haha, so it's like this..."

While speaking, he suddenly poured the wine in the wine glass in his hand directly from the top of Yedi's head.

At that moment, time seemed to be frozen, and there was a dead silence.

It was the girls who spoke out first.

They rushed forward scrambling to protect Ye Di anxiously and stared at Yin Shi in surprise, "What are you doing?"

"Silver!!" Tie Zhongtang finally came to his senses and called out, but was stopped by Gui.

I saw Yinshi walking forward slowly, with an evil smile on his face.He rushed up suddenly and punched him in the face.Because he didn't realize how harmful the girl in front of him was, Ye Di took the punch completely without any precautions, and was ruthlessly beaten and flew to the wall.

"Because you love and cherish flowers, you pick other people's flowers and grow them yourself? Don't be kidding!!" Yin Shi stared at Ye Di expressionlessly and said, "Others are serious about planting his flowers, what the hell are you doing?" Huh? You ran to take care of other people’s flowers without even taking care of your own flowers? You’re simply eating too much salt and feeling sick, right? Loyalty, filial piety, trustworthiness, and righteousness are all things that cannot be lost? You’ve already lost Faith and righteousness, right? Abandoning your wife and fooling around and talking about how great you are, but in the end, your wife died at home without knowing what kind of character you have to say that you are faithful?"

For a moment, Ye Di was stunned, and murmured: "Dead? She...she...she died?"

Yin Shi glared at him and said, "Ah, dead! While you are taking care of other flowers here, your flowers have silently withered!"

Hearing this, Ye Di staggered all over his body.