The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

[We will definitely have another tough battle with that old man surnamed Feng in the near future, and we must not lose again this time. ] Not long ago, Gui Gang and Yinshi said such a sentence, and it turned out that such a day really came.

No, it should be said that it came too fast! ! !

Yinshi couldn't help but start to blacken up.

Glancing at the ignorant Tie Zhongtang next to him, Yinshi's expression was irritated.

"Hey..." Yin Shi stared at Tie Zhongtang and said, "Now hide as far away as you can!!"

Hearing this, Tie Zhongtang froze for a moment.

"why?"

"Tsk, don't ask around!! You just have to be obedient and obedient to me, kids!! Anyway, run away from me quickly!!!"

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Zhu Zao suddenly barged in.Before he landed on the ground, he shouted in a low voice: "Follow me!"

This is his place, and he definitely knows better places to hide.Thinking of Yinshi here, he immediately dragged Tie Zhongtang and Shui Lingguang to follow him.And Li Luoyang and his son couldn't help but turned around and followed.Going straight in the winding path, Zhu Zao stretched out his hand to press every time he passed a gate, and a stone gate fell on the gate to block the road.

Seeing that Zhu Zao lost his usual composure, Yinshi asked blankly, "Do you know that skeleton old man named Feng outside?"

Zhu Zao was taken aback for a moment, and said, "You know him?"

Yinshi was silent for a while, and asked: "...Isn't that guy the one of wind, rain, thunder and lightning?"

Zhu Zao frowned slightly and asked, "Do you know Bi Luo Fu?"

Regarding this, Yinshi didn't say anything, just scratched the back of his head fiercely.

"Tsk, really..."

Tie Zhongtang was puzzled, he looked at Yin Shi and asked, "What is Bi Luo Fu..."

Zhu Zao suddenly sneered and said, "Do you really think I'm afraid of them? Hmph, no matter who comes, I'm not afraid. But you are my guests. The only way to get hurt is to take you to a safe place first."

Shui Lingguang sighed softly: "But it seems to be surrounded on all sides, where is there any safe place?"

Zhu Zao said: "Here it is." Everyone followed his finger and looked at it, but they were startled!It turned out that while speaking, Zhu Zao had brought them back to the previous hall, and what he was pointing at was the black door in the eightfold gate.

Everyone only thought that there must be some basement mechanism in this portal, but they relaxed their hearts.But when Zhu Zao arrived at the door, his expression suddenly became very serious, his steps were very light, he raised the curtain with both hands, and walked in with a bow.Behind the curtain, there was another stone gate. Zhu Zao pressed the button, and the stone gate rose slowly. Hearing the sound of the gate opening, it seemed extremely heavy.Everyone closed the curtains, their eyes moved, and their hearts were shocked again.

It turns out that there is a stone path only a few feet long in the gate, but at the end of the stone path, there is actually a lake, but the sound of gurgling water can be heard faintly.Looking at it suddenly, you can see the blue waves sparkling in the pool, surrounded by green mountains and green trees, such a landscape of mountains and lakes, which immediately makes everyone feel refreshed and happy, and their vision is broadened.

But when I walked to the front and took a closer look, I realized that this pool of water was only more than ten feet wide, and the green mountains and green waters on all sides were just pictures painted on the walls, but the paintings were too realistic, with clear distances and nears. , the colors are even more vivid, making the mountains look more green, and even the few swans screaming among the misty white clouds seem to break through the wall and fly out.

Looking at the sparkling green waves on the surface of the pool, there are also a few white geese floating and sinking among them, and there is also a small and exquisite ark floating on the water, but the black veils on all sides of the ark hang down, almost reaching the water surface, and no one can clearly see the situation in the boat. I can only see wisps of light smoke, with a burst of fragrance, scattered from the curtain, and the smoke is dense, making the four walls painted green and the pool of green water, adding a bit of immortality.

Fang Zi was startled and suspicious, but saw that Zhu Zao had already respectfully bowed down, his face became more respectful, and he said slowly: "The child kowtowed to the mother."

Everyone was wondering why his expression became so respectful, but they were stunned when they heard the words: "So he still has a mother...but I don't know why his mother lives in such a mysterious place?"

I could only hear a woman's voice coming from the black veil blowing the water in the ark: "Are you here? What are you doing here?" The voice was clear and sweet, extremely pleasing to the ears, even Wen Daidai's soft words were not as good Crisp, but Shui Lingguang's voice is not as soft as this.It's just that the tone is surprisingly indifferent. Where is the word that a loving mother said to her beloved son?Everyone was startled when they heard that, if Zhu Zao hadn't called out that "mother" himself, they would have thought that there was a pampered girl in the ark, and they would never have thought that it would be his mother.

Zhu Zao said: "My child didn't dare to disturb your old man, it's just..."

The people in the ark said coldly: "Eighteen years ago, when I made my vow to practice kung fu, I swore that I would never step off this boat and never see anyone until the day I succeeded. Have you forgotten?"

Zhu Zao said: "But the child needs to see his mother urgently today, because..."

The people in the ark sneered and said: "When I made the oath, both your father and son knew that I was going to start practicing this magical skill, and it would be difficult for you two to see each other again in this life. I hate you in front of me, so no one has ever dissuaded me. Especially your father, who built this practice place for me, on the surface, seems to be considerate of my loneliness when practicing, but in fact..."

Zhu Zao said in panic, "There are outsiders here."

The people in the ark just ignored it, and continued: "Actually, he just wants to send me away quickly, so that his eyes will be clean, so that he can go for sex." Dike, torrential unstoppable, only to hear everyone stunned, unable to make a sound.

Yinshi couldn't help it anymore, and suddenly started complaining.

"Let me just say, a stallion like you can't evolve overnight! It's all because of DNA! It's a pity that I still thought about your father knowing that his son became such a jerk with a sperm and a brain I must be regretting why I didn’t shoot you on the wall at the beginning! Now think about it, you and your father are a good match! It should be your mother lamenting why she didn’t shoot your father’s [beep—— 】Cut it off!!”

Gintoki's words froze the entire audience.

Zhu Zao was the first to react, and immediately anxiously explained to his mother: "Please... please don't be offended! Miss Yinzi is from Fusang, so she is not quite sure about the restraint of language..."

Who knows, everyone in the ark snorted coldly: "If you let me know that there will be such a day, I will cut it off directly! Is there still a need to pinch it off?"

Yin Shi: "..."

Zhu Zao: "..."

The rest: "..."

Yin Shi patted Zhu Zao's shoulder and said earnestly: "Your mother is not a fuel-efficient lamp either!"

Zhu Zao: "..."

After a moment of silence, Zhu Zao said: "My child is in great trouble today. Only by borrowing the blessing of your old man can I avoid disaster. Otherwise, today my child will just..."

The people in the ark sneered and said: "Since today is the case, why bother? It must be the romantic debt owed by your father and son in the past, and someone else has come to claim it, right?"

Zhu Zao hung his head and did not answer.

Yinshi couldn't help complaining again: "Really? So a guy who plays with women casually should really accept the punishment of having all the women in the world step on his flirt stick in high heels!"

Zhu Zao: "I already have enough headaches, please don't make any more trouble, please? I beg you..."

The people in the ark said: "But I am very surprised that this person can make you so afraid."

Zhu Zao said: "Those who came are Zhuo Sanniang and Feng Laosi, mother, even if you don't want to save the child, can you just watch these two go wild in front of your old man?"

The people in the ark screamed in surprise, and said: "San Niang Zhuo? Fourth Feng?" Hearing this voice, it was obvious that the lady who had been locked up for many years had also been moved by these two names, and Zhu Zao's face had unconsciously revealed happy look.After a long time, I heard the people in the boat slowly say: "As soon as I entered this boat, my heart was already dead, even if all the people in Bihai Fu came, I would not be moved, you go!"

Although the voice was slow, it carried an unshakable determination.

Zhu Zao knew that she had made up her mind, no matter how hard it was to undo it, a look of disappointment appeared on her face, she stood up slowly, and said: "If that's the case, the child is gone."

Everyone is ice-snow and smart. Listening to the conversation between his mother and son, they already guessed that this lady must have seen her son and her husband become romantic in the past. When she was sad, she voluntarily volunteered to retreat and practice a very difficult skill. magic.This lady must have had a high reputation in the martial arts in the past, even people like Zhuo Sanniang and Feng Laosi were a little afraid of her, that's why Zhu Zao came to ask for protection.Unexpectedly, seeing her son's imminent disaster, she remained indifferent and refused to take action. Everyone and Zhu Zao were closely related, so they couldn't help thinking that she was too cruel.

Only Shui Lingguang thought of her 18 years of desolation and loneliness in the boat, and couldn't help but sigh softly, because she was also a lonely person in the past, and she knew the feeling of loneliness.Looking around in the blink of an eye, Tie Zhongtang was staring at her, obviously he already understood her mind.

Everyone returned to the front hall.However, Yin Shi still stayed where he was.

The man in the ark said: "Do you have anything else to say? If you want me to persuade you or..."

"No, I have no such plan!" Yinshi looked around as he pleased, and said lightly, "If I had such a bastard son like you, I would have put him together with his bastard father a long time ago." Sold to the fire pit!! Who would run to save him with a mother's love? Thank God for not being black! So, I won't ask you to take action."

The people in the ark were silent.Yinshi suddenly said: "It's just..."

Yinshi walked up to Fang Zhou, sat down and said, "Your son's fault shouldn't affect other innocent people. Otherwise, those guys would die too unjustly, right? So, tell me how to deal with the guys outside Bar."

The people in the ark seemed to be a little surprised by Yinshi's words.

"Teach you to deal with them? Do you know who is coming?"

"I don't know about the other one, but I know about one of them." Yinshi's face turned black as if recalling something bad, "I have fought against that old man! Really , so thin at this age that he is as thin as if he had eaten the fruit of Huangquan, why didn't he show any signs of sudden death..."

The people in the ark clearly heard Yin Shi's muttering, so they asked, "Are you referring to Feng Jiuyou?"

"Probably, I only know his surname is Feng."

After a moment of silence, the people in the ark said: "Jiuyou Yinfeng. Have you heard of this name?"

Yin Shi blinked and said, "Ah, I seem to have heard your son say it."

The people in the ark said: "Jiuyou Yinfeng is Feng Jiuyou's unique technique. If you confront his eyes, your soul will be sucked away by him. It is a technique that is almost magical. So, if you want to fight with him When fighting, you must remember that you must never look into his eyes."

"Suck away the soul?" Silver called out in panic, "Hey, how did you learn this trick? Did he travel to Harry Otto's world and learn it from dementors? No wonder that guy Looks like a skeleton, he is a kind of dementor, right? Then where should I learn the guardian spell? Let me go to the world of Harry Otto and learn it before dealing with him, how can I fix it?? "

The man in the ark said: "As far as it is, there is still no one who can break through his trick. Therefore, you must be careful not to be sucked away from your soul."

At this time, Yinshi suddenly thought of the barefoot man.His appearance like a puppet who has lost his soul, it seems that he has been tricked by him.

Yinshi asked: "Is there no way to untie it? Then there must be a time limit, right? For example, how long does it take to expire?"

The person in the ark said: "So far, I have never known anyone who can fall into his trick without him automatically canceling it."

Silver showed a twisted expression.

"Then...there is another one?"

"Zhuo Sanniang, lightness kung fu is well-deserved number one in the world. You just have to be careful not to let her get around behind you." After a pause, the people in the ark said, "Originally, if the two of them could be enemies to each other first, then how about the two of them?" You have benefits too, it's a pity..."

"Well, anyway, thank you!" Yin Shi said before turning around and going out.

"Ah, that's right." Yinshi suddenly stopped and said, "Although it is very unfortunate to meet such a scumbag! But you chose to trap yourself in this kind of place and practice martial arts without knowing what I think You must have wronged yourself too much! Yinsang, even if I haven’t seen your face, I know you must be a beautiful woman just by hearing your voice! Women, youth is limited! You should divorce early, and then find a more beautiful woman. A good second spring is right! I always feel that it is a pity that you have wasted so many years in vain!"

After speaking, Gintoki left the place.