The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

This is simply a nightmare.

The mosaic obscenity stuffed into his mouth suddenly made him faint like this.However, when I woke up again, everything in front of me was even more unacceptable.

Why did this happen?Logically, he shouldn't have encountered such a thing.

Yes, how could a man like himself with a rare demeanor in the world have such a fate?Yes, this is absolutely impossible!Something must have gone wrong!

Thinking so, Wuhua continued to close her eyes and fall asleep.

However, the reality is very skinny.

There was a deep sleep sound of someone who didn't know who was snoring.Wuhua finally resigned to her fate and opened her eyes, looking at the person sleeping beside her.

Not a single beard has been shaved, and the disgusting face painted with heavy makeup is so close at hand.Wuhua moved tens of meters away from him at the fastest speed in her life.

Probably because the movement was too big, the monster sleeping next to him woke up.Seeing Wu Hua's distorted face, she suddenly burst into laughter.

"Ah, ghost, you're awake!"

Even her voice was so pretentious, Wu Hua suddenly got goosebumps.

However, the current situation is still unclear, and Wuhua never acts rashly.

He asked with a dry smile, "excuse me... where is this place?"

Who knows, the monster reacted greatly and shouted: "What? You don't know? You didn't know, so you just went home and slept with me casually? You... so you were just playing with others casually?"

damn...

Wuhua sighed in her heart.

When Wuhua was about to ask further questions, the wall behind the monster was suddenly smashed by a fist.

"Hey, it's already high in the sun! You still don't come to work? You want to go on strike, don't you?"

A thick youkai with a strong physique, but wearing a women's kimono appeared in front of him.Compared with him, the original monster looks petite.

In fact, the original monster also seemed very scared: "Mom, mom! I'm sorry, but I actually..."

"Huh?" The big monster looked in the direction of Wuhua, and frowned immediately: "Aren't you from the side of the test paper and the wig? How did you come here? Could it be..."

The big monster looked at the small monster and shouted, "Did you bring him here?"

The little monster twitched and said, "He looks cute..."

Wuhua was simply disgusted.

"You are a real guy!!" The big monster scolded, and walked towards Wuhua Road, "Sorry, boy, my daughter just abducted you. In return, you can work here!"

"what?"

Wuhua, who hadn't reacted yet, was carried by this big monster named "Xixiang" to the ladyboy club and started his long career as a dancer.

"Don't...don't be kidding!!"

How could the proud Wuhua willingly accept such an insult?He immediately launched a fierce resistance and attacked Xixiang.

As a result, as a matter of course, Xixiang threw Wuhua with a fist and knocked Wuhua to the ground.

Wuhua, who was bleeding from her nose, looked at Xixiang in astonishment: "It really is a monster!"

The result was beaten again.

Forced by Saigo's strange power, Wuhua could only obediently put on the kimono, obediently put on the wig, obediently put on makeup, and the effect can be described as astonishing!

"Damn it, he's so cute!!"

"It's so cute, the guests will definitely be snatched away!!"

Everyone talked about it, and Xixiang was very satisfied.

"That's right! Kid, no, from now on you're going to change your name, call yourself Hanako! I believe that Hanako will definitely become our number one here in a short time!! You have to work hard!!"

Wu Hua's mood at the moment just wanted to slam her head against the wall and die.

In this strange place, Wuhua finally learned that this place is called Kabukicho.And judging by the language and clothing, this is Fuso.

Wuhua was surprised, when did she come here?

However, it was not these that surprised him even more.There are things you haven't seen here.For example, there are things flying around in the air, and there are strange square objects that can conduct long-distance conversations.

All new things that have never been seen before.

However, Wuhua couldn't observe these carefully at all.It's because he devotes himself to avoiding the various games of the monsters every day.

Their favorite thing is to hold him on the platform and force him to do various costume changes.

So far, nurse outfits, teacher outfits, queen outfits, maid outfits, even the shameful bunny girl outfits have been changed...

Wuhua was physically and mentally exhausted, only feeling that she had been completely defiled.

But he couldn't resist Xixiang, even if he fled, he was quickly caught!In the end, Wuhua can only let them destroy her...

Finally, one day, Wuhua couldn't bear it any longer. He plucked up the courage to submit his resignation to Xixiang, but unexpectedly, Xixiang accepted it.

Xixiang smiled and said: "You are already a transvestite who can stand alone! Go to the world! If you have anything to do, welcome back here! No matter what time it is, our group of sisters will definitely welcome you!"

Wuhua showed a bright smile to express her gratitude, but she cursed in her heart: "Who wants to come back again!!"

Finally, she no longer has to be forced to wear women's clothes, and Wuhua just feels relaxed after changing her clothes.

And he has already decided that the first thing he needs to do to get his freedom is to find a woman! !

Surrounded by all kinds of ladyboys, surrounded by all kinds of disgusting men, no matter what, Wuhua has had enough as a normal male.

Thinking of this, he decided to find a woman to vent.

Just as he was thinking this, he stopped in front of a tavern.

The name of this tavern is "Smile Tavern".

There are many guests inside.The girls are also very young and beautiful.

Wuhua sat down.Not long after, a young girl in a kimono with a short ponytail came over.

"Hello, this guest." The girl introduced with a sweet and gentle smile, "My name is A Miao, please give me your advice!"

The girl named "A Miao" skillfully sat beside Wu Hua and began to pour wine for him.

A Miao smiled and said, "I haven't seen this guest before. Did you come here not long ago?"

"Ah, just as you said." Wuhua also showed a charming smile, took a sip from the wine glass.Then quietly looked at A Miao.

Very young indeed, and very handsome.It's a pity...it's a little underdeveloped.

Wu Hua aimed at A Miao's chest.What a flat!

As if sensing the gaze, A Miao said with a half-smile: "Where are you looking at, my guest?"

However, how could Wuhua, who is a master of love, just shrink back like this?

Wuhua smiled and looked at A Miao affectionately.

A Miao's heartbeat was accelerated by the fiery gaze, and a blush appeared on her face.

"That, that, this guest..."

"Ah, I'm really sorry." Wuhua smiled apologetically and said, "Because I never expected to meet a beautiful girl like Ms. A Miao here, and I fell in love unconsciously. I hope you don't laugh."

Sweet talk has always been the most unbearable thing for girls.Sure enough, the girl in front of her was no exception. Immediately, her face turned red.

"Damn it, this guest really likes to joke!" A Miao seemed very shaken, and hurriedly picked up the wine bottle to pour wine again, "I'm out of wine, I'll pour you some more..."

Unexpectedly, Wuhua took the wine bottle in her hand without looking on.

Wu Hua said softly: "A gentle and charming girl like you is not suitable for doing these things."

A Miao completely fell.Holding her red face, she shyly said, "My guest, you are so good at talking!!"

too easy.

Wu Hua, who was thinking so in her heart, continued to softly say: "No, everything I say is my truth!"

"Yeah~~ I've already said it, so don't say it!!" Saying that, A Miao patted her with one hand.

But what Wuhua never thought of was that the slap unexpectedly sent him flying from the seat, and smashed straight into the opposite corner.

What made him even more unexpected was that A Miao was still twitching and said: "Guest, if you say you want to pursue someone, you must be mentally prepared! Because my home is a dojo, even though my parents have passed away, I still have A younger brother to take care of! You must have a strong body and soul!"

You really need a strong body, because you have to accept the destruction of this woman's gorilla-like power at any time!

No flower black lines anymore.It's really unrecognizable!Who dares to marry such a woman back?

At this moment, a rough man drilled out of the broken tile wall behind him, and said seriously: "Miss A Miao! I'm ready! Whether it's you or your gym, I, Kondo Hsun Accept them wholeheartedly and treat them well! Most importantly, just as you can love me with the hair on my ass, I will love your brother and the gym as well!!"

Before he finished speaking, A Miao had already grabbed Kondo's nose and picked it up. He made a vicious shift and shouted, "Don't come out to me, you disgusting stalker gorilla!!!"

Roaring, A Miao slammed him hard, and unfortunately, it directly hit Wu Hua.

Ahh, it's terrible...

Wuhua thought about it, and quietly slipped away with her injuries.

"That woman is terrible! Dual personality! That's it!!"

Wuhua muttered.However, he has not given up his desire to find a woman.

After thinking about it, he came to Yoshihara.

He heard the guests of the ladyboy club say that Yoshihara is a flower street, a paradise for men!

It seems that going to this kind of place is relatively safe.

Muka thought so and came to Yoshiwara.

Yoshihara is worthy of being a flower street, men with their arms around women can be seen everywhere, and there are many beautiful women in the attic soliciting customers.

There should be no scary women like that bar girl here!Wuhua is so sure.

He chose a hall, and Wuhua sat quietly waiting for the woman to enter.

It seemed quite busy at this time, after a while, someone finally opened the door and walked in.

"You, hello."

A gorgeously dressed woman knelt on the ground and said to Wuhua respectfully, "I am Doctor Death. Please give me more advice!"

Seeing the other person's raised face, Wuhua couldn't help but praise: Oh, although there are scars on the face, it's still quite beautiful!

However, he still cares about one thing.

"Doctor Death?"

The woman seemed a little nervous, she replied: "Yes, my name is Yueyong."

Doctor Death?Wuhua is still a little concerned.But seeing the woman's restrained expression, he could tell that it must be her first time receiving guests.Can't help laughing.

"Don't be nervous." Wu Hua smiled, "I'm not a difficult customer. Come, come pour me a drink."

Yue Yong hurriedly said: "Ah, yes!"

After finishing speaking, he picked up the jug and poured some wine into the flowerless glass.

While drinking, Wuhua looked at this girl.

Unlike A Miao, she is not only beautiful, but also has a good figure!But most importantly, he was quite satisfied with her shyness and nervousness that she was not used to in this kind of situation.

You should be able to relax tonight!No idea.

"Should it be your first time receiving a guest?" Wuhua asked gently.

Yue Yong was stunned and said: "Did you see it? Yes, because there are not enough people, so..."

Sure enough... Wuhua's smile deepened.He said: "Because you don't seem to be familiar with what to do. If you drink with guests, you have to drink too!"

Hearing Wu Hua's words, Yue Yong said anxiously: "No, no, I can't drink!"

Wu Hua smiled and said: "This is not acceptable! To receive customers, the first thing you need to do is to be able to drink. But since you can't drink, I won't be too reluctant. But, at least, you have to drink a little too! Come……"

Wu Hua also poured a cup for Yue Yong and said, "Just drink this, it should be fine, right?"

Looking at the wine brought to her, Yue Yong seemed to be troubled, but finally took it.

"Okay, then I'll drink it..." After finishing speaking, Yue Yong drank the cup slowly.

Wuhua smiled and said, "That's right, that's it. How do you feel?"

Yue Yong didn't speak, but her head was lowered.Until a "hiccup" broke everything.

Yue Yong suddenly blushed and laughed wildly.

At that moment, Wuhua was really frightened.

"What, what's wrong?"

"Wine? Where's the wine? I haven't had enough!!! Hurry up and serve the wine, bastard!!!!" Yue Yong drank loudly.

Wuhua finally realized what mistake she made!No wonder she said she couldn't drink alcohol, so she would drink like crazy?By the way, the capacity for alcohol is too bad, right?

Wuhua decided that it would be better to leave here quickly, but it was too late.

As soon as Wuhua walked to the door, the wine bottle behind him flew towards him and almost hit him.

I saw Yueyong drinking directly with a jug of wine, her whole body staggering.

"Hey, guest, why are you leaving? Are you dissatisfied with me? Are you dissatisfied with my service?" Yue Yong yelled sarcastically.

Wuhua twisted her face and said, "No, you misunderstood..."

"Ah, that's right, that's good!" Yue Yong laughed and said suddenly, "Okay, then let's have some special kills! Let's finish the boxing game! If I lose, I will take off one by one. Clothes!!"

To be honest, Wuhua didn't want to play with a drunken woman at all, so she said with a dry smile, "No, there's no need..."

Who knows, when Yue Yong heard this, she quit, stared at Wu Hua and said, "Scared? Don't? Don't you want to see my naked body? Am I so unattractive?"

Wuhua's head was getting bigger: "No, how could it be? Miss Yueyong is very attractive!"

Yue Yong was a little happier, and said: "Hey, I know it! Then come and play! If I lose, I will take off my clothes one by one! And if you lose, you will peel off my skin layer by layer... !!"

In an instant, Wuhua escaped from the window with all her strength, and ran away desperately!

When he was running away, he could clearly hear Yue Yong's crazy laughter! !

What is going on with women in this world ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is Wuhua's heartfelt cry!