The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

In fact, Lu Xiaofeng doesn't like riding in a car.He would rather ride than even walk.But now he is sitting in the carriage because Xue Bing likes it.Xue Bing has always been a quiet person who can't even walk in strides—at least she always likes to pretend this way.

However, Xue Bing, who was originally in a good mood, kept his face dark since he got in the carriage.And stared at Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng touched his ears subconsciously, and sighed: "Don't stare at me like this, please say anything..."

Xue Bing stood up suddenly, pointed at Yin Shi and Gui fiercely, and said angrily, "Why are these two women following here?"

Yinshi was stuffing candied haws again at this time, while Gui closed his eyes and rested - neither of them spoke.

Seeing their attitude, Xue Bing became even angrier. He grabbed Lu Xiaofeng by the collar and said, "I said I would follow, but you were so reluctant. If I didn't know the secret of the red shoes, I wouldn't be able to follow." But..." Xue Bing began to burst into tears, "You...you actually let these two women follow you like this? What's so good about them? One has more beautiful hair, and the other has worse hair, which is still an old woman. Same white hair!"

Hearing Xue Bing's personal attack on him, Yin Shi nodded at Xue Bing with a bamboo stick made of candied haws, and said, "Little girl, don't look down on Yin Zi's white hair, it's my cutest point!"

"Cute? What cute?" Xue Bing called.

Yinshi smirked, and suddenly sat beside Lu Xiaofeng and took his arm, and JK said: "Brother Meimei likes Yinzi!!"

"Hey..." Lu Xiaofeng's whole body stiffened because his elbow touched Yinshi's chest.Seeing this scene, Xue Bing became even more angry and roared angrily.

"Lu Xiaofeng, you big bastard!!!"

Lu Xiaofeng sat in the car and kept touching his ears.Both ears are covered with tooth marks.Thinking of his own situation, Lu Xiaofeng smiled—a very bitter smile.

Xue Bing was sitting opposite, looking at him, his eyes were still full of that kind of gentle smile that no one could describe.As if the person who just bit him was not her.Sure enough, a woman's heart, a sea needle! !

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but said: "Now you can always tell the secret!"

Xue Bing said: "What secret?" She seemed to have completely forgotten about it!

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course it's the secret of the red shoes!"

Xue Bing said: "Oh—this secret, it's not time to tell this secret yet!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "When will we be able to say it?"

Xue Bing said: "When I am happy, I am not too happy now!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why are you unhappy?"

Xue Bing said: "No matter who sits across from a big fool, they will not be happy."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is the big fool?"

Xue Bing said: "You."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "Why?"

She smiled leisurely and said, "If it wasn't for being a fool, I wouldn't be rushing to the capital!"

Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "Why is it a fool to go to the capital?"

Xue Bing said: "You are going to ask Fu Ruixiang's buddy, who bought this piece of satin?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Not bad!"

Xue Bing said: "They don't know how much of such satin they will sell in a day. Even if they remember all of them, can you still ask them one by one?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But there are not too many people who only buy red satin and black silk thread."

Xue Bing said: "Besides, since this person has always been a loner, of course he bought it by himself."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's right, this kind of thing is very secret, it's best not to let the second person know!"

Xue Bing sneered suddenly and said, "But how do you know that she only buys black silk thread and red satin?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because she only used these two."

Xue Bing said: "So she can only buy these two things, and she can't buy anything else? Could someone not allow her to buy more?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But she only needs these two things!"

Xue Bing sneered and said: "If she doesn't need it, she can't buy it? Does she have to buy a lot of black silk thread and red satin to attract people's attention so that you can catch her? Don't you think she also has two other people like you?" Like a woman, a big fool?"

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless.

Xue Bing said: "Since this kind of thing is very secret, why would she leave such obvious clues for you to look for? If she left some clues, by the time you look for them, she might have already sent Fu Ruixiang burnt it clean."

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned for a long time, then sighed, and said: "From this point of view, I really look like a big fool."

"Did you just find out now? It's too late! I knew about it when I got into the carriage." Yinshi interrupted suddenly.

"I won, Yinshi, I knew it when I went to bed the night before!" Gui Ye said suddenly.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at them expressionlessly, and said, "Stop putting on an air."

"Since you're not going to the capital, why did you take this road just now?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

Xue Bingyan said: "Because I know that there is a place in front of you that has good wine, and I also know that you have always been a very generous person, and you will definitely invite me to have a drink or two."

Pushing open the window, one can already see the small river in the distance, and a green cloth wine flag slanted out from among the willows.

Xue Bing's eyes lit up immediately, and said, "This is the place where wine is sold."

Yinshi Tanyan looked over and couldn't help but widen his eyes: "This environment is not bad!"

Xue Bing glared at Yinshi again: "No one wants to invite you!"

Yinshi smiled disapprovingly: "What qualifications do you have to say this, you are not the one who treats guests!"

"You..." Xue Bing was about to reply, but was stopped by Lu Xiaofeng.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, let's go over."

Hearing what Lu Xiaofeng said, Xue Bing could only reluctantly walk over together.

This place is indeed elegant.The small river bends, and the green willows are surrounded by smoke. Especially at dusk, the green water reflects the red clouds, making people's faces as red as peach blossoms.Through the willow forest, there are several thatched huts, and the wine tables are all placed on the beach outside, with a few bushes of gardenias planted beside them.

Xue Bing suddenly discovered that it was not the first time Lu Xiaofeng came here, he actually knew where the convenient place was, but just now he pretended as if he had never even heard of this place.

"This kid has learned to pretend to be stupid again recently, so what's the matter?" Xue Bing sighed. This guy is like a fish, and it's really not easy to catch him.Maybe she should think of several better ways to deal with him.She glanced at Yin Shi and Gui.

"Hey, you two..."

"It's not hello, it's Gui!!" Gui's reflex arc was still as dark as ever.

Hearing Gui's seemingly arrogant tone, Xue Bing's anger began to rise, but she suppressed it.She turned her face away, feeling like she couldn't sit still for a while.

"I... have something to ask you..."

"If you want to ask the secret recipe to treat constipation, you just need to eat fresh vegetables and fruits frequently and get enough sleep." Gui said seriously.

"What are you talking about!!" Xue Bing blushed and stood up abruptly.

Seeing her face flushed with anger, Gui suddenly realized: "Ah, so that's the case, I'm sorry I didn't notice." Gui stretched out his thumb and said, "Don't worry, hemorrhoids can be cured. I'll recommend it to you another day." A very effective medicine!"

"Don't insult me!" Xue Bing was about to draw his sword when the waiter suddenly barged in.

"What would you like to order, gentlemen?"

Xue Bing had no choice but to give up and sit back in his seat.In order to change the mood, she is ready to be more special.

Xue Bing said: "You first bring us five or six catties of the best bamboo leaf greens, with six plates of cold dishes and six plates of hot-fried dishes, and then kill a live old hen to stew the soup." In fact, she didn't eat much, but she I like to watch - when many people are drinking, the dishes are all on display.Xue Bing likes to drink while looking at the table full of good food.

The man glared at her, and suddenly said coldly: "Aren't you afraid that you will be exhausted if two people want so much food and drink?"

Xue Bing was stunned. She had never seen such a sharp-toothed fellow.

"Ah, it's okay, there's still us!" Yinshi said nonchalantly, "No matter how many people come, I will help clean it up, and I will never waste food, so go ahead and serve!"

The man sneered, and said again: "A woman eats too much, and she will definitely not be able to marry in the future. Especially you, if you want to marry that mustache, you'd better eat less, otherwise he can't afford it."

After finishing speaking, he actually blinked at Yinshi and Gui.

Xue Bing was even more surprised: "Who are you? Do you recognize that mustache?"

The man rolled his eyes, lowered his head, and whispered a few words in her ear.As Xue Bing listened, his eyes opened wider and wider, and suddenly he burst out laughing, grabbed the guy's arm, and whispered a few words in his ear, and the two seemed very affectionate.

Yinshi complained: "Hey, is this really alright? Are you not afraid that Mr. Meimao will be jealous if you actually kiss me like this in public?"

The buddy actually smiled helplessly after hearing this: "I obviously gave you winks just now, haven't you noticed?"

Gui suddenly froze: "You, could it be..."

The guy smiled: "Finally know?"

As a result, Gui whispered something into Yinshi's ear, and Yinshi simply said it: "[So who is this?]"

"Have you forgotten all your skills in less than half a month?" The buddy couldn't help twitching his face, "It's me!! I even taught you the disguise technique!"

"Disguise? Ah!" Yin Shi and Gui both remembered, "So it's Mr. Thief!"

"Did you only remember it at this point..." The guy who was complaining - Sikong Zhaixing originally wanted to teach Yinshi and Gui, but he left after seeing Lu Xiaofeng coming out.

Lu Xiaofeng came back with a straight face, and said to Xue Bing, "You had a great time chatting with that guy!"

Xue Bing smiled, and said quietly: "You are such an idiot. Now that I am more intimate with him, it will be cheaper when he settles the accounts. You don't understand this truth?"

But Lu Xiaofeng said: "Don't get in touch with people with dirty hands and feet, you will be black if you get close to them!"

Xue Bing's eyes widened: "So you already know! When did you find out?"

Just as Lu Xiaofeng was about to say something, he suddenly saw a drunken man walking over, holding a wine glass in one hand, patted him with the other, and said with a smile: "I know you, we met .”

Lu Xiaofeng could only smile.He had indeed met this person, it seemed that he had met this person at someone's birthday banquet, he still remembered that this person was called Sun Zhong, and it was said that he was a well-known Jianghu man.

Sun Zhong suddenly turned his head, stared at Xue Bing with straight eyes, and smiled again: "The three little girls you brought are very beautiful, especially this one is like a daffodil flower, you can pinch it easily Get some water."

It turned out that he came for Xue Bing.Seeing Xue Bing being so affectionate with the shop assistant, this kid must have been moved too.Xue Bing blushed and lowered her head, not even daring to lift her eyelids.

At this time, Xue Bing's face was flushed red, his head was lowered, and he looked even more charming.

Yinshi put his face on one hand, and teased: "Dude, don't be fooled by her appearance, she is what your friend calls 'the most ferocious tigress'! Be careful when you shoot her, she will even kill you. Bite off the OO too!"

Xue Bing stared at Yinshi and said, "Shameless!"

However, Sun Zhong, who had already been obsessed with sex, ignored Yinshi's advice at all, and instead looked at Yinshi with lecherous eyes: "Do you want to come drink together?"

Gintoki sincerely felt that this guy was hopeless.

Sun Zhong said to Lu Xiaofeng: "Brother, you really have a way. If you give this girl to me today, if anything happens to you in the Jianghu, just come and find my surname Sun."

Lu Xiaofeng could still hold back his anger, and said calmly: "Nothing will happen to me, but it looks like something will happen to you soon, I advise you..."

Sun Zhong didn't wait for him to finish, his eyes widened, and he said loudly: "I told you to give in to save face. Are you going to let me in or not? If it's not good, it's good!" He actually stretched out his hand and grabbed Xue Xue. ice hands.

Xue Bing lowered his head and said softly: "Can you let go of my hand?"

Sun Zhong salivated and said with a smile, "Don't let go!"

Xue Bing's face suddenly turned pale, and he said coldly: "You must not let go?"

Sun Zhongdao: "Even if you cut off my hand, I won't let it go!"

Xue Bing said: "Okay!" She made a sudden move and took out the knife from Sun Zhong's waist.

When Lu Xiaofeng saw her face turn pale, he knew something was wrong, and was about to persuade her.But at this time the knife was out of its sheath.Sun Zhong saw the light of the knife and became more sober. He tried to grab the knife with his backhand, but saw the light of the knife flash.An object falls on the table.However, it is not the hand, but the blade.

The blade in Xue Bing's hand was broken in half.Yinshi took back the Toya Lake in his hand, and said lightly: "You guys, at least think about the boss here! If people really die here, can this store continue to open!! Give me a good job Think clearly, Baga!"

When Xue Bing looked at Yin in disbelief, she never thought that the white-haired girl in front of her could have such agility.

But Yinshi didn't pay attention to what Xue Bing thought of him, he shouted at Sun Zhong's friends at the table: "Come here, take this guy back! Don't hinder the four-browed Lord Lu Xiaofeng from opening the harem." !!"

Lu Xiaofeng almost choked on his own saliva.Opening a harem, what does this mean?

As soon as the people at that table heard Lu Xiaofeng's name, and then looked at Lu Xiaofeng's people, they suddenly realized, and hurried over to take him away.

"You even forgot about Lu Xiaofeng, even if both hands are cut off, you deserve it!"

After that, a group of them left in a hurry.

Xue Bing smiled sweetly, and said, "I never thought that the three words 'Lu Xiaofeng' can ward off evil spirits!"

But Lu Xiaofeng said in dissatisfaction: "If it wasn't for the money, you would have chopped off his hand!"

Xue Bing said: "He told me to chop it up!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "He's drunk."

Xue Bing said: "Can you bully people when you're drunk?"

The guy brought the food and wine, and said coldly: "You are still a human being when you are drunk, even if you cut him 180 knives, it will not be regarded as an injustice."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him coldly: "You're not a good person, so why don't you give me 180 knives too?"

Sikong Zhaixing stared at Lu Xiaofeng and said, "How do you know?"

Lu Xiaofeng pointed to Yin Shi and Gui who were already eating and said: "I can't think of anyone who can carry them with them!"

Sikong Zhaixing was speechless for a moment.