The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The water is very hot!

Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua were soaking in the water, their heads were sweating.

They feel very comfortable.

Because this is not a burning river, it's just a big bath.

Hu Tiehua soaked a bath towel, twisted it half dry, put it on his head, closed his eyes and sighed, muttering to himself, "It's really thanks to the little girl and Xiao Guizi this time, otherwise, We are all burned to charcoal, how can we still soak in the big bathtub so comfortably!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled: "Although they usually look like that, they are actually quite reliable!"

Looking at the steaming bath, Chu Liuxiang's thoughts drifted back to what happened the night before.

The flames all over the sky illuminated the entire night sky.

Surprised, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua looked at Yinshi and Gui who looked calm and asked, "You...how did you know there would be a fire?"

After thinking about it, Yinshi asked, "Did you smell or see anything floating on the water before?"

At this time, Hu Tiehua said: "Yes, I smell a very fishy and greasy smell!"

Chu Liuxiang also said at this time: "So, I seem to vaguely see something like oil on the surface of the water... Could it be black oil?"

Hu Tiehua asked: "Black oil? What is that?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "I've heard that there is a kind of black oil produced underground in the border area of ​​Tibet, which is very easy to ignite, and once the fire ignites, it will be out of control."

Gui nodded and said, "That's right, that oil is similar to this kind of fuel. I realized it when I smelled this familiar smell. Therefore, the two of us quickly proposed to stay away from there."

Hu Tiehua asked: "But, why do you know this kind of thing?"

At this time, Yin Shi and Gui, who heard Hu Tiehua's questioning, showed rather nostalgic expressions.

"Because we used to use this kind of thing often!"

"Using this thing to attack is the most effective!"

Recalling what Yinshi and Gui said, Hu Tiehua was puzzled.

"Hey, old bug, what do those two girls mean? What are they using this thing for?"

Chu Liuxiang didn't speak, he remembered what Sakamoto had told him about Yinshi and Gui's participation in wars in the past, and couldn't help but smile bitterly for an instant.

"It seems that it is very reliable no matter whether it is now or in the past..." Chu Liuxiang muttered in a low voice.

Hu Tiehua obviously didn't hear clearly, so he asked, "Huh? What did you just say?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled: "No, it's nothing."

"By the way..." Hu Tiehua asked suddenly, "Why are you so opposed to letting them enter the bathhouse?"

Chu Liuxiang said expressionlessly, "Have you ever seen someone bring lubricant and all kinds of other toys into the bathroom?"

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Hu Tiehua recalled that Yin Shi and Gui had a serious expression about going to the battlefield, but they were holding lubricant and a bunch of mosaic toys in their hands and were about to enter the women's bathhouse.Inexplicably afraid.

"Maybe I understand your feelings of not letting the two of them enter the bathhouse, but it's not enough to tie them up?" Hu Tiehua asked cautiously.

"Huh? What did you say?"

Chu Liuxiang was still smiling, but Hu Tiehua deeply felt that this smile was different from the past.

illusion.This must be an illusion.Hu Tiehua desperately comforted herself with the illusion that Chu Liuxiang's face turned black in an instant just now, and even the sudden coldness of the water temperature just now was also an illusion!

This public bath is called "Xiaoyaoike".There is a big tree outside Xiaoyao Pool.

Yinshi and Gui were tied under this big tree.

Ai Ai said in the silver period: "This bastard Axiang, he ran to take a bath comfortably, but he refused to let us go too! Ah, why don't you just sprinkle some itching powder in his crotch pants? where?"

Gui said: "Yinshi, where are you going to find itching powder here? It's more practical to just take his clothes and throw them away."

When Yinshi and Gui were discussing how to retaliate against Chu Liuxiang for not allowing them to enter the bathhouse, a beautiful woman suddenly walked past them.

She was dressed in a very special way. She was wearing a red arrow jacket embroidered with gold flowers and black phoenix, a pair of powder-soled official boots, and matching trousers of the same color.Wearing a purple gold crown on the head, the big pearls on the crown are very conspicuous, and you can tell that it is a high-quality product at a glance.

"Wig, have you noticed it!" Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and said, "The appearance here is quite high!"

Gui complained: "Although I say that, their personalities are not directly proportional to their looks! If you don't believe me, you can see for yourself..."

As soon as Gui's words fell, a man came in front of the beautiful woman. When passing by the beautiful woman, he quickly took off the big pearl on her crown and ran away.

Realizing that she had been stolen, the red-clothed girl burst into anger, her eyes widened and she shouted, "How dare you steal Miss Ben's things? I'm so impatient! I'm so impatient!"

Although her voice was as beautiful and clear as her appearance, it was urgent and fast.

"Let me catch you, I'll have to skin you!" the girl shouted, chasing after the thief.

Gui watched the scene calmly, and said lightly, "Look, right. It seems that the female orangutan is a common feature in the world! No matter where you go, you are always a female orangutan!"

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and complained: "Wig, sooner or later you will be surrounded by female orangutans all over the world."

"Not a wig is Gui."

Yinshi and Gui were discussing each other, when the thief man passed by them, Yinshi stretched out his long legs calmly and was about to trip the man.

It actually worked.The thief did trip over the silver hour.However, what surprised Yinshi and Gui was that just when the man was about to fall, he quickly stretched out his hand to support the ground, turned somersault and regained his footing!

Although the thief did not fall, the trip just now caused the pearl he had successfully stolen to fall to the ground.

But he didn't care about picking it up anymore, so he could only run for his life and into the men's bathroom.

"Ah, escaped..."

While muttering, Yinshi suddenly felt the rope that bound him loose.

It turned out that the girl in red pulled out the sword at her waist and chopped off their rope.

The girl in red looked at Yin Shi proudly and said, "Thank you for your help just now! But even if I am alone, I still have a way to catch up to him!"

After speaking, she picked up the pearls on the ground and put them on her crown again.

Looking at her movements, Gui said, "Well, I think it's better not to put such a precious pearl on your head so obviously! No matter how you look at it, it seems to be calling: Come on, come and steal me!" Let's go~ that's it."

The girl in red said loudly: "Hmph, who dares to steal from me? Do you know who my grandma is?"

Yinshi complained: "I used to hear people ask 'Do you know who my father is?', but this is the first time I heard someone ask 'Do you know who my grandma is?' That's it!"

Gui also complained, "Even if your grandma is Li Gang, it won't stop you from being stolen!"

Yinshi complained to Gui: "Eh? Do you know who Li Gang is?"

Gui said seriously: "What are you talking about, Yinshi! Li Gang is already common knowledge all over the world!"

The girl in red said loudly: "My grandma is Mrs. Jin Tai from 'Wanfu Wanshou Garden', and this lady is Mrs. Jin Tai's No.30 ninth granddaughter 'Fire Phoenix' Jin Lingzhi."

"What, what??"

Gintoki and Gui were indeed taken aback.

Seeing the surprised expressions of the two of them, Jin Lingzhi was in a good mood.

"Now you know I'm not easy to mess with!"

Yinshi swallowed his saliva, and tremblingly said: "It's actually...the nine granddaughters of No.30?"

Gui also sighed, "How many children did your grandma have?"

"Are you surprised by this?" Jin Lingzhi was also taken aback, but she still said, "My grandma is Mrs. Jin Tai. She has ten sons, nine daughters, eight sons-in-law, and 39 grandchildren. Plus 28 grandchildren..."

Before Jin Lingzhi finished speaking, Yin Shi and Gui had already shouted out: "What a huge family!!"

Especially Yinshi, tremblingly complained: "You are too good at giving birth! Your grandma is too good at giving birth! No, it should be, your family is also too good at giving birth!!!!"

It's like a family of sows!Jin Lingzhi also seemed to feel that this was hard to say, and after hesitating for a while, he said: "Anyway, it's like this! People who dare to provoke me are simply impatient! That thief, Miss Ben will definitely not let him go!!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Lingzhi planned to enter the men's bath.

Yinshi and Gui decisively stopped her.

"Hey, miss, wait a minute, what are you going to do?"

"What are you doing?" Jin Lingzhi widened his eyes and said, "Of course I went in and caught that thief out!"

"But, that's the men's bath!"

Jin Lingzhi said angrily: "What about the men's bath? What about the men's bath?"

After finishing speaking, he strode in regardless of Yinshi and Gui's objections.

At this time, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua were still soaking comfortably in the bath.If it wasn't for being suddenly rushed in by a guy and sinking in the water, everything would still be so calm.

Hu Tiehua laughed and cursed: "You daredevil, you don't surf the net in the river, why did you come here, do you want to touch some fish in this muddy water?"

Chu Liuxiang also laughed and said: "I think you should be more careful, don't be caught by his 'Quick Net'."

The person who rushed in from the outside was Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua's friend "Quick Net" Zhang San. Also very generous.

And he is also the thief who just stole the golden ganoderma pearl.

Hu Tiehua scolded with a smile: "Seeing that you are so foolish, did you bump into a ghost?"

Zhang San sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Maybe it would be better if I really bumped into a ghost. The one I bumped into is really worse than a ghost."

Hu Tiehua frowned and said: "Who is more fierce than ghosts, I want to see."

Zhang Sandao: "You..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a sudden quarrel outside.

A hoarse man's voice said: "Girl, you can't come to this place."

Another person said: "Others can come, why can't I come, why can't I come?"

It was a girl's accent.

The man said anxiously: "This is the place where men take a bath, how can the eldest girl go in?"

The girl said: "You said you can't go in, so I just want to go in, I have to go in."

Hu Tiehua stuck out her tongue and said with a broken smile: "This little girl is really fierce..."

He glanced at Zhang San, and found that Zhang San's face was completely pale with fright, and suddenly he plunged into the hot and mixed bath water, and he didn't dare to stick his head out again.

Hu Tiehua frowned and said with a smile: "With us here, what are you afraid of? Why bother to drink other people's footwashing water."

Chu Liuxiang also smiled.

He always likes to meet interesting people, and the little girl outside must be very interesting, and he hopes that she really dares to come here.

But what woman dares to break into a man's bathroom?

Then, two people rushed in from outside,

It turned out to be really two women.

"Sa, that thief who stole pearls, I advise you to raise your hands and surrender obediently! I promise that as long as you submit obediently, we will protect you from being beaten to death! You really won't be beaten to death! At most I was beaten until three-quarters died!" One of the girls with astonishingly white hair said with dead fish eyes.

"Stealing is already wrong! It's even more wrong for you to abscond without even saying an apology after stealing something! People, you can't do this! You are still young and have a lot of future, I advise you to come out Surrender yourself! You must learn to reform yourself!" Another girl with black and beautiful hair said vigorously.

Chu Liuxiang suddenly slipped and sank into the water.

He actually forgot that there really are magical species that dare to break into men's bathrooms in the world!No, it should be said that there is nothing in this world that they dare not do...

On the contrary, Hu Tiehua stood up and said in surprise: "Little girl? Xiao Guizi? How did you come in? This is a men's bathhouse!"

For Hu Tiehua who dared to stand up and expose himself, Yinshi and Gui looked at him respectfully.

At this time, Hu Tiehua realized his problem, blushed immediately, and squatted back into the pool again.

Yin Shi and Gui began to discuss without any shame or impatience.

Yinshi said rather annoyedly: "Ah, big beard, it's okay to grow! Your mother in the country can finally be comforted!"

Hu Tiehua complained: "What kind of comfort is this?"

Gui said calmly: "It is said that drinking too much alcohol can easily lead to partial atrophy. It seems that you have not yet experienced such symptoms! Congratulations!"

Hu Tiehua vigorously complained: "What's the matter with shrinking? Why should I be accused by you two? I... I... I'm a man!! Woo..."

Hu Tiehua cried and fell on Chu Liuxiang's shoulder.

Chu Liuxiang sighed, stared at the two creatures in beautiful skins and asked, "What are you doing here?"

Yinshi actually said seriously: "Of course I have something to do and I was forced to come in! Do you still think that Yinsang and I are the kind of pervert who would be interested in your enrichment cannon? Who would want to see that kind of thing? Ah? Look, Yinsang will definitely choose the front, the rear, the big sister who is upturned!!"

Chu Liuxiang complained: "This kind of thing doesn't need to be said with a serious face!!!" Chu Liuxiang, who was supposed to be washed away by the bathhouse, felt exhausted again.