The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

In the hot summer, the sun is like fire.

In such a hot environment, the teahouse has become a gathering place for many pedestrians.In addition to drinking tea, it is also a good place to enjoy the cool air.

Among them, there are many men with bare upper bodies.And one of the men was extremely concerned.

It is because he is not only naked on the upper body, but is wearing a red cloak even though he is not wearing a shirt, and only has crotch pants on the lower body. The two mustaches around his mouth are accompanied by his head, and he looks like he is looking downcast. The whole person is sitting There, no matter how you look at it, it gives people a perverted visual effect.

However, contrary to his perverted name, there were actually two beautiful girls sitting on both sides of him.One of them has a surprisingly good figure and very rare silver-white hair, while the other is a black-haired beauty exuding a glamorous and noble temperament.Both of them were talking to the perverted man without saying a word.

A woman said: "Hey, others are looking at you with perverted eyes!!"

The man didn't answer.

Another woman said: "Really, don't you feel ashamed to expose yourself like this for your own desire?"

The man finally couldn't take it anymore, and shouted: "Who the hell did this!! If it wasn't for you two bastards who stole my purse while I was drunk and went to the gambling house, it's a good thing that I won't die, but I lost all of it. You still owe a lot of money, so I was called to help you pay off your debts and lead to the current land?"

The white-haired beauty picked her nose and said: "At least you haven't lost in life! You can start over! Don't give up so soon! Never give up until the last moment of the game! This is the famous saying of Coach Anxi!!"

"I've lost my life long ago! I've been defeated by the two of you! What else can I start over after stripping off my clothes!!" The man roared, "If you're not lucky enough to gamble, don't play like others. Gambling!!!"

The white-haired beauty said with a very reasonable look: "That's not true, basically the losers are all wigs!! And, where is it all stripped off, didn't I give you the cloak and ask for it back? And you The last line of defense has not been stripped! You are very lucky!!"

The glamorous beauty also said: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! Yinshi, you must know me as a general! No matter what, luck is necessary! This loss is completely accidental. If I am not fully used to the discomfort caused by the female body, the pressure on the future prospects, worry about the national conditions of the meatball kingdom, and the problem of gum inflammation, I can definitely win money!"

"If you lose, you lose, and you still find so many excuses, don't you feel ashamed!" the man complained.

"Oh, you're so annoying!" The white-haired girl stared at her with dead fish eyes and said, "Anyway, your money is spent on other women, so shouldn't it be the same when you spend it on us?"

The man shouted: "You guys are stealing! Stealing!! Do you understand what stealing is? It means taking other people's things without their consent!!"

The white-haired beauty suddenly looked at the man with very serious eyes, and patted him on the shoulder and said, "What are you talking about, Mr. Lu Xiaofeng, do we still share between you and me?"

"Make it clear to me!!!!!!" The man——Lu Xiaofeng finally collapsed from the pressure!

"Well, this guest, don't you think it's bad to be so loud to women?" The waiter of the teahouse came over and said to Lu Xiaofeng.

Originally he was in a bad mood, but when he heard that even the waiter in the shop came to point and point, Lu Xiaofeng's face pulled down.

"It's none of your business! Also, these two can't treat them as girls at all, they are all evil spirits in girlish skins!!"

Yinshi pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "Hey, Mr. Meimei, who are you calling an evil spirit! You actually slandered me, a kind and good citizen, as an evil spirit? Have your eyes finally started to go wrong?"

Gui also said: "That's right, even if we take ten thousand steps back, we are at most ordinary girls who occasionally do bad things and hope to get attention from others."

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "A person who can steal money to gamble has the face to say that she is an ordinary girl!"

The shop waiter interrupted: "Even so, you still have to praise women all the time, this is the demeanor of a man!"

Lu Xiaofeng got a little angry: "I've said it all, it's none of your business! Why are you here to join in the fun?"

The shop waiter laughed: "The dignified Lu Xiaofeng would take out his anger on a shop waiter, I'm afraid it will damage his reputation if it spreads!"

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows: "...So you know me..."

"I not only know you, but also your clothes." After speaking, the waiter threw him a bundle, and Lu Xiaofeng's stripped clothes suddenly appeared inside.

Lu Xiaofeng finally understood: "So it's you kid..."

Yinshi and Gui are still in a state of chaos in their brains: "Eh? Eh? What?"

Lu Xiaofeng went inside to get dressed, but the waiter looked at Yinshi and Gui and said with a smile, "Meet you again, Miss Yinzi, Miss Guizi."

"Who?"

Hearing the other party's question without hesitation, the waiter took a step back as if he had been hit hard.

"Have you forgotten? Thanks to me giving you so much information about Lu Xiaofeng!"

"Information about Lu Xiaofeng?" Yin Shi was still thinking hard.Gui already remembered.

"Are you the kind waiter at the teahouse who told us a lot about Lu Xiaofeng back then?"

The waiter smiled: "I'm honored that you remembered me."

Yinshi also remembered: "No, you didn't work here, did you? What? You changed jobs?"

The waiter didn't answer, but Lu Xiaofeng, who was already dressed, replied: "He wasn't the waiter there in the first place!" Then, staring at the waiter with a playful smile, "I said, why do they seem to know a lot about me? It turns out it's you The bastard thief told them." "Bastard thief?"

Originally Lu Xiaofeng wanted to explain, but was stopped by the waiter.

"I'm not a bastard thief, you should call me a godly thief!" The waiter said confidently, "I'm a famous thief, who is known as the king of thieves—Sikong Zhaixing!"

Yinshi and Guimian looked at him expressionlessly.

"...This reaction is not right," Sikong Zhaixing shouted, "You should be more happy or surprised to come up and surround me! Such a cold reaction!"

Yin Shi said with a blank expression: "Ah, even if you say that, I have seen too many thieves in my hometown, so there are no surprises."

"I'm not a thief, I'm a godly thief! It's very special!" Sikong Zhaixing explained anxiously.

Yin Shi said: "Our thieves are also very special! For example, stealing women's panties..."

"That's just a pervert!"

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't stand it anymore, he asked: "Why are you here?"

At this time, Sikong Zaixing remembered his business: "I'm here to find you!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "What do you want me for?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "I want to compete somersaults with you again!"

"I do not want."

Lu Xiaofeng refused without hesitation, leaving Sikong Zaixing stunned.

"Why, why? I don't care, you must agree!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't want it, anyway, I must win again. The weather is so hot now, so I don't want to do some thankless things."

Sikong Zhaixing stared at Lu Xiaofeng, suddenly thought about it, and smiled again: "Huh, so Lu Xiaofeng was scared, that's right, this kind of person refers to running away after winning!"

Lu Xiaofeng was provoked: "What did you say? I, Lu Xiaofeng, will run away if I win?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Then do you dare to accept it?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "You just want to use aggressive tactics. Well, what if I win again?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "From now on, when I meet you, I will kowtow to you and call you uncle!"

Gui complained: "Isn't he already an uncle now? If you want to shout, you should shout 'Master General'!"

However, both Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing ignored Gui and walked away to the corner, which hurt his heart.

Sikong Zhaixing continued: "However, if I win, I want you to dig earthworms! As many earthworms as I turn over, you can catch me!"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned: "Digging earthworms? What do you want earthworms for?"

Sikong Zhaixing smiled and said, "I don't want earthworms, I just want to see you dig them!"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly: "Okay, I promise you!"

So, the two came to the mountain road together with Gintoki and Gui who joined in the fun.And Yinshi and Gui are the referees, one for each.

"Okay, so now we will start the live broadcast of Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows VS the king of thieves..." Yinshi thought for a moment, then simply turned to look at Gui beside him, "What's your name? Eh... bastard thief?"

Gui said, "Isn't it a perverted thief?"

"It's the king of stealing kings, Sikong Zhaixing!!"

Sikong Zhaixing roared, Lu Xiaofeng looked at him with a bit of schadenfreude and ninety percent of sympathy and said: "Don't get entangled with them, the only one who will be unlucky is yourself."

Looking at Lu Xiaofeng's expression that seemed to see through the coldness of the world, Sikong Zaixing couldn't help but sweat profusely.

"... How hard have you been hit..."

Yinshi continued the anchor and said: "According to the rules of the competition, the two must do somersaults within two hours, that is, one hour. The one who has the most somersaults wins. The loser will dig earthworms according to the number of somersaults the winner has and pay us Referee fees..."

"Wait for me!!"

Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaoxing spoke at the same time.

"What the hell is the referee fee??"

"Hey, we two are helping you to be referees under the scorching sun! We risked our lives to be referees for you! You should be given some labor fees!" Yin Shi said solemnly, "For your sake , I'll give you a 8% discount, let's fight one by two!"

"Don't take advantage of the fire! No one wants you to be a referee!" Lu Xiaofeng complained, but Sikong Zhaoxing agreed.

He laughed and said, "For the sake of fairness, it would be nice to have a referee! Why? Are you afraid that you will have to pay if you lose?"

Lu Xiaofeng sneered and said, "Scared? Are you talking about me? I'm thinking about your money bag!"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Thank you so much! But I think it's better for you to worry about your own money bag! Didn't you have no money and were stripped of your clothes?"

Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "It's so noisy! How can I, Lu Xiaofeng, have no money? It's just that I don't have enough money for a while!"

"Have you finished?" Yin Shi stepped forward and clapped his hands, "Everyone is in your place, get ready..."

"Game start!!"

Under the order of Yin Shi and Gui, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaoxing turned somersault at the same time.

In the beginning, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing were evenly matched.The two flipped quickly one after another.It has to be said that their physical fitness is quite good.

So in less than half an hour, both of them turned more than 300.

However, after that, Yin Shi and Gui found that Lu Xiaofeng's speed began to drop, but Sikong Zhaixing remained the same.

Finally, the hour came.

"Then, announce the results now—" Yinshi coughed, "Associate referee!"

"It's not the deputy referee, it's Gui!" Gui said, "Mr. Meimei turned 610 three somersaults in total. And Mr. Thief turned 680 somersaults!"

"Winner - Steal King A Xing!"

"It's the King of Stealing Kings, Sikong Zhaixing!! Don't skip it!" Sikong Zhaixing said angrily.

Lu Xiaofeng stared wide-eyed at Sikong Zhaixing who had turned over an hour and turned 680 somersaults, but he was still so arrogant, and said angrily: "You, you bastard, did you do it on purpose?"

Sikong Zhaixing laughed loudly: "Since I lost to you last time, I have been practicing somersaults from morning to night, just to wait for this day! Alright, go and dig earthworms for me! Remember, it's 680 Bar!! Hahaha!"

Even though his teeth itch with anger, a bet is a bet, so he can only roll up his sleeves and squat down to dig earthworms.

Yin Shi shouted: "Hey, don't forget, there is also my referee fee of 680 taels!"

Lu Xiaofeng simply glared at Yinshi.

Sikong Zhaixing laughed and walked to Yinshi and Gui's side and said: "Now he is so angry, you can ask him about the money later."

Gui kept staring at Sikong Zhaixing's face.

Sikong Zhaixing asked with a smile: "Why do you keep looking at me? You can't fall in love with me, right?"

"I was thinking, is it okay for you to just show up like this?" Gui said, "Aren't you a thief? Is it really okay to show your appearance like this?"

"Ah, this one..." Sikong Zhaixing pointed at his face and said, "This one is disguised!"

"Easy?"

"As you said, I will not reveal my appearance easily, so every time I appear, I will disguise myself as a different person." Sikong Zhaixing said, "How about this, sir, I am in a good mood, and I will perform for you Let's go!"

After finishing speaking, Sikong Zhaixing left briefly.About 20 minutes later, Gintoki and Gui were surprised by the person who came before them.

"...Mr. Thief?"

"Lu Xiaofeng" in front of him stroked the beard on his lips and smiled without saying a word.

Yinshi looked at him, then turned his head to look at the body of the earthworm not far away, with a shocked expression on his face.

"It's amazing!" Gui Fa praised from the bottom of his heart, and then began to think about it, "If I also learn this skill, then it's absolutely no problem to break into the general's mansion and start to disintegrate from the inside, or get mixed into the meat ball!"

"No, it's impossible in the meatball." Yinshi complained without hesitation.

"Excuse me, can you teach me this unique skill?" Gui asked Sikong Zhaixing.

Since he was in a good mood, Sikong Zhaoxing agreed without even thinking about it.

"No problem." Sikong Zhaixing puffed his chest out, "With my true biography, you can become whoever you want!"

Yinshi asked, "Is there really no problem with any kind of person?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Of course! Let's do this, the opportunity is rare, you can choose three kinds of people at random, and then I will show you in disguise! Let you see and see!"

"Really? Then..." Gui thought for a while and said, "Ape."

"..." Sikong Zhaixing was silent for a while, and then said, "Well, it's not a human but an ape, right?"

"No, this is definitely a human being. Primitive human beings," Gui said.

Sikong Zhaixing pressed his temple: "I hope you can come up with a real human being."

"A real human being! Then..." Yinshi thought for a while and said, "When I was young, I married a rich wife and married into their family. I became a civil servant because of my relationship, but I was dismissed by an accident and also by my wife's family. I was kicked out and forced to live apart, and my life began to go downhill. I couldn’t find a job, and even if I found a job, I couldn’t do it for three days. I can only sleep in the park every day. Madao’s sunglasses.”

"What is that!!" Sikong Zhaixing roared, "It's too specific! It's so specific that I can't even imagine what kind of unlucky guy it is! By the way, is there really such a person? What are the sunglasses? What is it? Don’t play tricks on me!!!”

Yin Shi said: "Obviously you want a specific person! If you have two questions, you can't do it!"

Hearing Yinshi's muttering, veins burst out on Sikong Zaixing's face: "You might as well find someone we all know, as long as you can tell me, I can definitely make it easy!"

"That's it," Yin Shi and Gui thought for a while, and finally said, "Boss Chen's son in Shangchun Hall."

Sikong Zhaixing was completely silent.

"Boss Chen's son...I remember it was just full moon last month."

"Yes."

When they saw Yinshi and Gui, they nodded together without thinking there was any problem at all, and Sikong Zhaixing ran to Lu Xiaofeng's place expressionlessly.

"You've worked hard." Sikong Zhaixing patted Lu Xiaofeng on the shoulder and said.

"It's good that you understand..." Lu Xiaofeng said happily, "Then the number of earthworms will be halved?"

"no!"

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless, so he could only continue digging for earthworms.