The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The weather was perfect, not a single cloud in the blue sky.Its color and sea level reflect each other, making people sigh the beauty of nature.

"Ahahahaha, the sea is so good! It makes people feel the insignificance of human beings—"

Gintoki and Katsura looked at the man with messy curly hair who was holding on to the bow rail and vomited towards the sea—Tatsuma Sakamoto, with expressionless faces.

Yinshi kicked Sakamoto's ass and complained, "Hey, are you trying to pollute the sea, bastard?"

Gui frowned even more and said, "Sakamoto, how long has it been? Why is your seasickness still so severe?"

Before Sakamoto could answer, Gintoki rushed to complain: "It's useless, this guy's seasickness and stupidity are already at the advanced stage, and we can't change it!"

"Ahahahaha, it's indeed Jin Shi! You still know me best!"

"It's Yinshi!!" Yinshi punched him in the face expressionlessly.

"Ahahahaha, ahahahaha! Even though you said that..." Sakamoto, who was beaten until his nose bleeds, looked back and forth between Gintoki and Katsura and asked, "What's going on with you guys? Did you finally know that your life is made of vomit and decide to cut it off and practice again?"

"Your life is made of vomit, right?" Yintoki stared at Sakamoto's lower body with blue veins popping out, "By the way, I also want to ask you? Why are you here with a cannon?" Come here to practice? Why don’t you use sexual intercourse? What kind of differential treatment is this?”

Sakamoto didn't understand what Gintoki said at all, and asked suspiciously: "Ah? Practice? What is that?"

Yinshi was surprised: "Don't you know?"

Gui asked, "Sakamoto, why are you here?"

"Ah, it's a long story!" Sakamoto said with a smile, "Originally, I led the fast-aid team to go to a certain planet to make a deal, but I accidentally discovered a very important thing that I had forgotten. Yes. Although compared to this transaction, that matter is not a big deal. However, as a businessman, reputation is very important. Once it is destroyed, it is difficult to establish it. Therefore, I decided to abandon that transaction and turn to the earth It was because of this incident that Mutsu scolded and was thrown into the sea..."

Hearing this, Gui nodded in agreement: "Well, that's right, a businessman should take credit as the benchmark! A businessman who lacks credit cannot become an excellent businessman! Sakamoto, you have done a good job on this point. good!"

Yinshi interrupted Gui's words, and said with fishy eyes, "And then? What kind of thing is that?"

"That, actually..." Sakamoto suddenly smiled and took out a piece of pink cardboard from his chest. The words "Smile Tavern" were imprinted on it, and it was written on the bottom that "you can get a gift if you come to spend on O, month and X days." A piece of lipstick used by any hostess!" Such a line.

"I almost forgot that Ah Liang's tavern is holding this event. For my good reputation in this tavern, how can I not go? Hahahaha, ahhahahaha..."

"you idiot!!"

Yinshi kicked him on the forehead without hesitation, knocked him to the ground, and then kept trampling his parts.

"What kind of reputation? It's just 'sex. desire'! Only you would do such a dirty thing, right? You just deserve it by throwing away an important deal in order to meet a bar girl!!"

Sakamoto, who was trampled on, retorted calmly: "Ah, although as a businessman, reputation is very important, but as a man, sex. Desire is also very important!!"

Yinshi complained: "Ah, no, this guy is completely hopeless! Let's just throw it back into the sea!"

"Ahahahaha! Jin Shi, you really are, don't be so heartless!"

"Everyone said it was Yinshi!!" Yinshi stepped on his face with his last foot.

"Wait, according to what Sakamoto said..." Gui slightly pondered and said suddenly, "You are clearly floating in the ocean of the earth but you came here? Could it be that this is also the earth?"

"This is the Earth, right? It's just a different world on Earth!" Gintoki looked at Sakamoto and complained, "Did you come to another world just by drifting away?"

"Ahahahaha, so I came to another world? Will there be a big river drama here?"

"There will be nothing, die this heart!"

At this moment, a girl's voice came from the cabin.

"Yinzi, Guizi, come down and eat!"

Song Tian'er's cooking skills are really superb, and the dishes on the table are full of color, fragrance and taste.The most important thing is that there is Yinshi's favorite - strawberry milk!Even if there is only this, Yinshi is already very satisfied, so he really respects Song Tian'er's existence from the bottom of his heart.

Yinshi sighed with tears in his eyes: "Master Song Tian'er, the strawberry milk you made today is still at the five-star level as usual!"

Song Tian'er said happily: "It's the best! My cooking skills are definitely the sharpest!"

"Wow! Delicious!" Sakamoto took a big mouthful very bluntly and then looked at Song Tianer happily, "You made it?"

Song Tian'er smiled and said, "That's right!"

"Ah, it's so perfect! Not only is it complete in color and fragrance, but even the knife skills are superb!"

Song Tian'er burst into laughter: "You are too much!"

The next second, Sakamoto held Song Tian'er's hand and said seriously: "Would you like to use your ingenious hands to hold my knife and go to the food world to explore together?"

"scare?"

Song Tian'er and the others are still innocent and don't understand anything.And Yin Shi and Gui, who had already been polluted and re-polluted by Yin's mother, had already kicked over.

"Don't abduct a girl from a good family!"

"It's so natural to broadcast dirty jokes! Do you think this is Yin's mother?"

Sakamoto had already been beaten to the ground with blood coming out of his nostrils.But Yinshi and Gui looked at Song Tian'er worriedly and said seriously: "You have to be careful of that guy over there whose hair is as messy as the hair on the top, he is not a good person, don't just follow him Talk to me!"

Gui on the side complained: "Yinshi, isn't the hair on the bottom of you just as messy as the hair on the top!"

Then, it was Gui's turn to fall to the ground bleeding from the nostrils.

Even though Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu, and Song Tian'er have been with Yinshi and Gui for a while, they are very innocent girls, so naturally they haven't fully gotten used to the interaction between them.So facing such a scene, they could only smile awkwardly.

Su Rongrong smiled dryly: "Sit, sit down and eat, the food is getting cold..."

Obediently obeying Su Rongrong's words, Yinshi, Gui and Sakamoto all sat down quietly.

"Ah, let's eat then!"

"Well, let's eat!"

Seeing these three obediently, the three daughters of Su Rongrong were deeply relieved.

"Speaking of which." Su Rongrong looked at Chu Liuxiang who was about three meters away from their table, and asked suspiciously, "Brother Chu, why don't you come over?"

Chu Liuxiang squatted in a corner beside him and muttered: "I never knew that I was as cheap as Xiao Hu. I swore that no matter who I saw in the sea, I wouldn't fish it up. Why would I still do it? I'm such a fool..."

Chu Liuxiang, who has always been very confident, calm, and wise, has become like this. Su Rongrong and the others couldn't believe their eyes.

"Brother Chu..."

Sakamoto smiled and apologized to Chu Liuxiang: "Ahahahaha, I'm sorry! I accidentally vomited on your face! But don't worry, I ate egg dishes this morning! It is said that egg beauty is still very good!"

Chu Liuxiang complained: "If you want to apologize, please be apologetic! By the way, who is he?"

The last sentence Chu Liuxiang asked while looking at Yinshi and Gui.

Shrugging, Gintoki introduced: "His name is Sakamoto Tatsuma, he is a businessman."

"merchant?"

"Ahahahaha, that's right!" Sakamoto said with a smile, "Don't look at me as an idiot! In fact, I am a shrewd and capable businessman who specializes in trading with his own boat!"

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and said: "That's it, even he himself admits that he is a fool. So you don't have to be shy, just call him a 'red deer'!"

Sakamoto: "Ahahahaha, Kaneko, you are so bad!"

"It's silver!"

Li Hongxiu asked curiously: "Then what do you mainly sell?"

"I can sell anything!" Sakamoto said with a smile, "Anything is fine! Even a small stone on the side of the road, as long as it can be placed on the shelf, I can sell it! And what I did The most important thing is to dig out the value of everything and sell it!"

Su Rongrong smiled and said, "It sounds really powerful!"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "What a power, simply speaking, this guy is an incredible fraudster!"

At this time, Gui smiled and said: "However, I have to say that Sakamoto is indeed very powerful as a businessman."

"Ahahahaha, the wig still knows me!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

Hearing the conversation between the three of them, Chu Liuxiang began to relax his vigilance.The man in front of him seemed to be an oddball like Yinzi and Guizi, but he was quite normal.The most important thing is that Chu Liuxiang was very interested in his so-called way of doing business.He began to narrow the range with them.

Chu Liuxiang asked: "The relationship between the three of you seems to be very good!"

"That's right!" Sakamoto laughed and put his arms around Gintoki and Gui's shoulders, "We've been super-good friends since before! Now, right, Jintoki ,wig?"

"It's silver time!"

"Not a wig is Gui!!"

Gintoki and Katsura stomped Sakamoto under their feet together.

Chu Liuxiang watched the interaction of the three of them in surprise.Although Gintoki and Katsura objected to Sakamoto calling them, they did not object to the fact that they were "super good friends".It seems that their relationship is indeed very good.But just seeing that they can have such an interaction can also prove that they are indeed a group.

Suddenly, Chu Liuxiang remembered that Yinshi used to accuse him of having an ambiguous relationship with Su Rongrong and the other three girls, so he said with a smile: "The relationship between the three of you is indeed very good! Just like me and Rong'er and the others! "

Chu Liuxiang's words made all the insiders look at him.And Sakamoto, who was lying on the ground, raised his head and asked, "Oh, what's your relationship?"

Chu Liuxiang, who was about to say that it was "the relationship between brother and sister", swallowed it back instantly after meeting Yinshi and Gui's malicious eyes.After a pause, he simply asked back: "Then what kind of 'friend' relationship are you two?"

Yinshi's temples twitched, and he stared at Chu Liuxiang and asked, "Scared? What do you want to say?"

After Sakamoto began to think about Chu Liuxiang's words, he glanced at Gintoki and Katsura, who are now beauties, and suddenly realized.

"Ah, that's right!" Sakamoto said, "Although I don't know why you have become like this, but this opportunity is rare, isn't it?"

Gintoki seemed to understand what Sakamoto wanted to say, and immediately twisted his face.On the other hand, Gui, a natural stump, was still in the groping stage, so he simply asked, "Sakamoto, what do you want to say?"

Sakamoto showed a big smile, gave a thumbs up and said, "Why don't you come and have a shot with my cannon?"

In the next second, Sakamoto, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, was tied to the chair with his legs spread open.

Gintoki and Katsura each held a kitchen knife in their hands, and looked at Sakamoto expressionlessly.

"The wig, the left assistant belongs to you, and the right assistant belongs to me, is it okay?"

"Ah, this is no problem, what about the stick in the middle?"

"That's half for one person!"

"We need to start dividing from the middle, and make the division fair!"

"Ahahahaha, ahahahaha, I'm just joking! Don't be serious!!" Sakamoto said in such a loud protest.

Yinshi stared at Sakamoto ferociously and said, "If you make such a joke next time, I will take off your joystick and use it as a hammer!"

Sakamoto was so frightened that he couldn't speak and could only keep nodding.

Sakamoto still had lingering fears after being untied, so he simply ran to Chu Liuxiang and said, "It's better you, the girls around me are so gentle and lovely..."

Chu Liuxiang nodded seriously and said, "Ah, I think so too!"

At this time, Sakamoto simply hooked Chu Liuxiang's shoulders, and asked with a smirk, "So you've all had a fling with them?"

Sakamoto's voice was not low, Su Rongrong and the others heard it, and their faces turned red immediately.

Chu Liuxiang got rid of his hand without a trace and said: "I have repeated this matter many times. Rong'er and I are normal friends, we treat each other with courtesy, and there is no unclear relationship!"

Yinshi and Gui did not hurt Chu Liuxiang this time.Because they know that there is someone here who can completely replace them.

"What, that is to say, you didn't do anything?" Sakamoto exclaimed in surprise, "There are three such beautiful beauties with good personalities around you, but you didn't even ride on them? Could it be that you Can't stand up?"

"Ahhh-"

Sakamoto's embarrassing words made Su Rongrong and the other three girls run away screaming.And the man who was considered "unable to stand up" - Chu Liuxiang stood up slowly.

He glanced at Yin Shi and Gui expressionlessly and asked, "Is his fighting ability very good?"

While eating, Yinshi and Gui replied: "Ah, yes, he is the type of Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, so you don't need to be scruples, just shoot!"

After that, Chu Liuxiang showed a charming and gentle smile.

After Sakamoto said "Huh?", he was finally thrown back into the sea again.

Volume Four