The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

calm sea.clear sky.Comfortable sea breeze.

Chu Liuxiang likes to stand on the bow and enjoy the refreshing sea breeze, and also likes to lie on the deck and bathe her body and mind in the lovely sun.

But the most important thing is not these...

"Brother Chu, the pigeon is roasted, do you want one?"

A sweet and well-behaved voice came from behind, and three beautiful women came towards him, all with gentle and cheerful smiles on their faces.In one hand was a fragrant squab, and in the other was a golden cup and an exquisite jug of amber wine.

Chu Liuxiang smiled: "Rong'er, Hongxiu, Tian'er, it's because you all know Brother Chu's mind."

Su Rongrong smiled and said: "Of course, we..."

"Oh, there's wine! Just in time, I'm done drinking!!"

A hearty laugh sounded.In the blink of an eye, the jug in Su Rongrong's hand disappeared.I saw the wine jug appearing in the hands of a man with a miserable stubble on his face. He was drinking heavily at this time, and the jug bottomed out after a while.

Song Tian'er clapped her hands and laughed, "Brother Hu still drinks so much!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly and said, "My wine is a treasure no matter what, you don't want to taste it, it's a waste of money!"

Hu Tiehua smiled: "I'm not as tasteful as you! You should drink to your heart's content!"

Li Hongxiu also laughed: "Then please be merciful, Brother Hu, don't drink up all the wine on our boat!"

After speaking, everyone laughed happily.

What a wonderful day of peace and joy!Have your own good friend, have your own good confidant!Chu Liuxiang sincerely felt that she was really happy!

...If there were not the next two people...

"dong dong dong dong"

Suddenly two people rushed onto the deck.There are also two beautiful girls, one of whom has rare silver-white hair, and the other has unusually beautiful jet-black hair and a sharp noble temperament.I saw the two of them looking at them happily.

"Oh, you are all here!"

"One, two, three, four, five plus the two of us makes seven people! Just right!!"

Chu Liuxiang suddenly felt an ominous premonition, and he asked, "Yinzi, Guizi, what do you want to do?"

Gintoki and Gui laughed, and suddenly took out a strange set of colorful cards from behind, and said with a smile: "Let's play UNO together!!"

UNO, also known as "Uno" or "Uno", the most tested in this game is concentration and reaction, as well as the contest of thinking between each other.For Yinshi and Gui, this is their forte.However, Chu Liuxiang and the others met for the first time.

At this time, they were curiously beginning to study the deck.

Chu Liuxiang curiously took a card and studied it: "This is the first time I have seen this kind of strange card. Is it called 'You Nuo'?"

Su Rongrong looked at them one by one, and said with a smile, "Each one is almost of a different kind!"

Song Tian'er asked: "How did you play!"

Gui nodded and explained the gameplay seriously.Then he said: "This is how the game is played! Readers who don't know, please go to Baidu! How, do you understand everything?"

Hu Tiehua frowned: "Ah, it's so complicated! What the hell is it? What about the same color?"

"To put it simply, the cards we play must have the same color, number or pattern as the cards played by the previous family." Chu Liuxiang smiled, "It seems very interesting! I am also interested! That is, the cards in my hand are the first to run out Is it a win?"

Gui nodded and said, "That's right, that's it! Do you want to play?"

Li Hongxiu also smiled and said, "It's so interesting! I play too!"

"But..." Yinshi said with a treacherous smile, "Just playing is too boring, so those who lose will be punished!"

Hu Tiehua asked cautiously: "What punishment?"

"Of course it is..." Yinshi said righteously, "Uno undress!"

"Wait for me!!!"

Chu Liuxiang stopped it without hesitation.He looked at Yin Shi and Gui expressionlessly and said, "What exactly do you want to play?"

Gui explained: "It's a scoring system. In the end, the cards in hand are used to score points. The person with the most negative points has to take off a piece of clothing! This is really a very educational game for both body and mind!"

"To take off other people's clothes is no longer a puzzle game!"

"Ale? Axiang, are you afraid?" Yinshi showed a sly smile, and said in a pissed off tone with a sideways face, "Are you worried about being stripped naked by us? Are you worried that even the last line of defense will be taken off?" Did we get ripped off? Or were we worried about showing your shameful chubby asshole like that infantryman?"

Generally speaking, the aggressive general method is ineffective against Chu Liuxiang.Because he was originally a very calm and rational person.But not at this moment.

I saw strong blue veins popping out of his face, he stared at Yin Shi and said, "Ha, good! Let's see who takes off whose clothes!!"

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang, with loving eyes in his eyes: ah...has the old bug finally been played to death...

Ever since, the seven-player UNO battle officially began.

Gui was the first to be drawn as the banker.

For Gintoki and Gui, who are already familiar with the UNO gameplay, this game is very beneficial to them.However, the wisdom of Chu Liuxiang, Su Rongrong and other three women still made them feel admirable!Obviously it is the first time to play, although it was a little rusty at first, but soon got into the state.

Soon, the victims of the first game appeared.

Hu Tiehua took off her shirt.

The second game was over soon.

Hu Tiehua took off her obscene clothes.

The third game is over.

Hu Tiehua took off his pants.

Fourth inning...

Hu Tiehua finally called out: "Why is it me who gets stripped every time???"

Chu Liuxiang looked helplessly at Hu Tiehua who had been stripped naked and only had the last loincloth left, and said, "No way, you always have the most cards left..."

But Su Rongrong and the three of them no longer knew where to look at him, so they simply used cards to block their sight.Only the two alternatives, Yinshi and Gui, were carefully observing Hu Tiehua's body.

"Oh, the bearded man has a strong body!"

"Well, the hair on the legs is too thick! My Elizabeth's legs are more beautiful!"

Even though Hu Tiehua has a thick skin, he still feels very embarrassed to expose his body in front of girls, and his face is already flushed.On the one hand, it is because I am naked.In the naked state, there is another side that is not reconciled.

"Ah, old bug! Are you snickering?" Hu Tiehua suddenly shouted at Chu Liuxiang viciously.

Chu Liuxiang really suppressed a smile, and when Hu Tiehua said this, she immediately hid it and said, "No, I don't..."

"Don't lie there! Damn old bug!!" Hu Tiehua sat down angrily again and said, "I must win once to make the old bug take off his clothes!!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly.

At this time, Song Tian'er asked: "If Brother Hu takes off his clothes in the next round, he won't have any clothes to take off again! So what?"

Yinshi said indifferently: "Of course he will be eliminated, and the remaining six will continue!"

Hu Tiehua's eyes became sharp: "Okay, everyone looks down on me! I'll win for you to see!!"

After speaking, he began to stare at the cards in front of him.

very good!This time the board is pretty good!Seeing that he held a "Four Penalty Draws" in his hand, Hu Tiehua felt at ease.Then he tentatively stared back and forth at the other six people present.

He has nothing left to lose!No matter what, we must survive this level!Hu Tiehua secretly made up his mind.

"Red One!" After he threw this card, there was only one card left in his hand.Now it was Chu Liuxiang's turn, and he only had two cards left.I saw him hesitate for a moment.

"Flip the cards."

The card player changed back to Hu Tiehua.

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang in surprise, only to see Chu Liuxiang looking at him with a smile.He sniffed gratefully, and immediately played the last card "I'm Mighty and Furious"!

That one is simply overwhelming!

"I won!!!" Hu Tiehua shouted excitedly.

Yin Shi glared at Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, you actually colluded? Very cunning!!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "No, it just so happens that I only have a yellow card and a red flip card in my hand, so I didn't do it on purpose! By the way, you two are the same, it seems that you are trying to give Xiao Hu the opportunity to play cards as much as possible." ah!"

Gui said: "How come, we all strictly abide by the fair and just game!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and stopped talking.And Hu Tiehua looked at Yinshi and Gui gratefully.Although they are sometimes bad, they are still very good!

Li Hongxiu smiled and said: "Anyway, congratulations to brother Hu, you don't have to take it off anymore!"

Song Tian'er asked: "Then whose turn is it to take off this time?"

After a moment of silence, everyone began to count the cards in their hands.

After the answer came out, the scene was silent again.

Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu, and Song Tianer blushed slightly:

"We... have the most three points..."

"And the same score..."

Yinshi looked at them very seriously and said, "So all three of you have to take it off!"

Gui Ye nodded seriously and said, "Rules are rules! Everyone should be treated equally!"

At this time, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua had a bad thought in their hearts.Could it be that these two girls...

I saw Yinshi and Gui staring at Su Rongrong and the other three very seriously.

"Take it off! If you lose, you lose!"

"That's right! This is fairness!"

After the three of Su Rongrong glanced at each other, they blushed and said, "Then...well then..."

"We... took off..."

"Don't... look at us like that..."

The three stunning beauties stood up, slowly and shyly took off the veils on their upper bodies, and then began to reveal their snow-white skin...

"Wait a minute!!!" Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua suddenly rushed over and stopped in front of the three of them, staring at Yinshi and Gui who were staring intently, and said coldly, "Could this be your conspiracy?"

"It looks like you're helping me on purpose, but in fact, your purpose is to prevent Su Rongrong and the others from playing cards and making them lose so that they can take off their clothes?"

Yinshi pretended to be loud and said: "Scared? What are you talking about? This is just a punishment game! Right, a wig?"

"That's right!" Gui said seriously, "We just treat everyone equally, there is absolutely no selfish desire in it!"

Chu Liuxiang didn't believe their words at all, and turned to Su Rongrong and the others and said, "Stop playing, go down!"

The three women seem a little reluctant, because this card is really fun.

"Go down! It's a big deal that Big Brother Chu will play games without punishment with you next time!" Chu Liuxiang said with a half smile, "Remember! Don't play with Yinzi Guizi alone! Okay, be good, go down!"

Finally, Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu and Song Tian'er could only leave the stage regretfully.

After seeing off the three girls, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua turned around.What came into view was Yinshi and Gui lying on the table in a very decadent and powerless manner.

I was really guessed right! !Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua immediately complained in unison: "Can you two stop expressing such obvious disappointment?"

Hu Tiehua: "You two are girls, right? Why do you look like a perverted old man! You still want to see girls' bodies? Don't you know your own?"

Yinshi said to Hu Tiehua weakly: "Even if you are tired of looking at your wife's body every day, don't you want to pursue a new realm?"

Hu Tiehua complained: "What kind of rotten metaphor is this! I don't know how to say it! If I have a wife, I will definitely be loyal to my wife!!"

"Guys who have been dumped by women for thousands of years don't talk big! Seeing how ugly you are, you are destined to never marry a wife in this life! It's better to give up this desire and evolve into a voyeur!" Yin Shi said. The venomous tongue attacked Hu Tiehua to pieces, so he could only squat in a corner and sob secretly.

To be honest, Chu Liuxiang didn't want to follow in Hu Tiehua's footsteps at all, so he chose to remain silent very wisely.

He glanced at the UNO cards on the table, and Chu Liuxiang asked, "Then...are you still playing?"

"Play! Why don't you play? I haven't taken revenge yet!!" Hu Tiehua yelled loudly, and sat down, "Hurry up! I've already figured out how to play this card! I'll take it off next. You are dressed!!"

Yinshi, Gui and Chu Liuxiang all looked at Hu Tiehua with strange eyes.

Hu Tiehua was stared at by these three eyes, and flinched a little: "What...what are you doing?"

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and said, "Little Hu, don't you think that what you just said is a bit..."

Hu Tiehua blushed, and shouted loudly: "Well, isn't that the game that those two girls came up with?"

Chu Liuxiang pointed at Yinshi and Gui expressionlessly and said, "Little Hu, are you sure you want to follow them? Are you sure you want to become like them?"

Hu Tiehua seemed to have received a big blow, and immediately changed his mind and said: "Sorry, I was wrong... I didn't think carefully..."

Yin Shi burst out with blue veins: "Hey, you're going to fight, right?"

Gui also said dissatisfied: "That's right, is it wrong to want to see our meatballs? Everyone is a creature who is chasing meatballs on the road of reality! Therefore, there is no need to be ashamed!!"

"Please be ashamed of your own existence!!" Gintoki said while smashing Gui's brain on the table.

"Brother Chu, Brother Hu, Yinzi, Guizi, come down for dinner!"

Su Rongrong's voice rang out in time, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua responded without looking back, leaving only Yinshi and Gui blood splashed on the deck.

Ah, today is as peaceful as ever...

Extra Story: Games can only be played for one hour a day