The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

At noon, the sun was like fire.

Hu Tiehua led the three camels and headed westward.

Even though a very long white cloth was wrapped around his head, he was still dizzy from the sun. The three Kucha warriors who accompanied him were far inferior to him in martial arts, but they had been trained by the wind, sand and scorching sun in the desert for a long time. Reinforced iron, it seems that it is much more comfortable than him.

Hu Tiehua sighed, and murmured: "It seems that I just drank too much wine, why do I look like a delicate girl who gets dizzy every time I get in the sun, what's the matter if this continues?"

"That's right!" Yin Shi lay on the camel with a wet towel and said, "You don't want to stop drinking or shave your beard, you know you're out of luck!"

"It's fine to quit drinking, why do you want me to shave my beard?"

"Your beard is in the way!"

"What kind of nonsense is this!!"

At this time, a camel came up, and the samurai on the hump said: "There is a shaded place ahead, do you want to rest?"

Hu Tiehua pondered: "How far have we traveled?"

The samurai said: "About ten miles."

Hu Tiehua frowned and said, "After walking for ten miles, I just want to rest. Wouldn't it be tomorrow for fifty miles?"

"You can't say that!" Yinshi said lazily, "This is a desert! It's hot, and the moisture in your body is desperately evaporating. How can you survive without a rest!"

The warrior smiled and said, "That's right, that's right! Walking fifty miles in the desert is more tiring than walking five hundred miles in other places. What's more, there are thousands of taels of gold on the camel."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "Anyway, it's too early to rest now. We must drive fifty miles before dark. I want to see what the person who came to exchange things with us looks like."

While talking, he hastened to drive the camel out.

The three warriors all looked at Hu Tiehua with resentful expressions.Yinshi patted one of the warriors on the shoulder and said with a smile, "That bearded man is so irritable! Thank you for your hard work, brothers!"

The three warriors looked at Yin Shi and smiled: "The girl should be considerate!"

"Of course!" Yinshi smiled, and took out a pot of water and said to them, "Come on, drink some water, and then continue on the road!"

The beauty effect is different, they all took Yinshi's water with a smile and drank it.

When the sun went down, Hu Tiehua still couldn't take it anymore!Even after drinking water several times, my lips were still chapped and dry.

I saw a lot of rocks in front of me.

Hu Tiehua turned back and asked, "How many miles have we traveled now?"

The warrior looked up at the sky and said, "I'm afraid it's fifty miles away."

Hu Tiehua said: "It's clear in the letter. After traveling fifty miles to the west, someone came to exchange with us. Why don't we just wait here! When they come, we can relax and wait for work. At least teach them a lesson."

The warrior said slowly: "If they have been waiting for us here, waiting for work, they will teach us a lesson!"

Hu Tiehua was stunned, and said with a smile: "This is reasonable, we should be more careful."

The warrior said coldly: "Just now when the villain said to rest more on the way, it was just to guard against the opponent's move."

Hu Tiehua rubbed her nose and said with a smile, "I'm impatient, don't blame me."

He is a straightforward man, if he knows that he is wrong, he will immediately admit it.

The samurai felt a little embarrassed on the contrary, smiled and said: "Fortunately, the villains also brought wine to refresh themselves."

Hu Tiehua was overjoyed and said, "Where is it?"

The warrior immediately brought a sheepskin water bag and said with a smile: "This is wine, it won't hurt anyone if you get drunk."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "I know, my friend, the old bug, likes to drink this kind of wine the most."

Seeing his anxious look, Yin Shi complained, "Hey, you really can't live without alcohol, a drunkard? Didn't you just say that you want to teach that person a lesson?"

"Drink a little, just drink a little!" He pulled out the cork, took two sips, let out a long breath, and laughed again: "I didn't plan to drink this time, but I have good wine, haha... Immediately, his mouth was filled with wine again, and he couldn't even speak.

Yinshi looked at Hu Tiehua drinking heavily, so he stopped talking.

And the three Kucha warriors stood quietly opposite him, staring at him intently, as if they had never seen anyone drinking in their entire lives.

Hu Tiehua drank most of the bag of wine, and then felt a little embarrassed, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said with a flirty smile: "Look, I'm almost finished drinking the wine, so come and have a drink too!"

One of them looked at his two companions, and said with a smile: "This wine is not enough for three people, why don't you drink it alone!"

Hu Tiehua said loudly: "How dare you?"

Although he said so, he held the wine bag tightly in his hand, not only did he not intend to send it over, but he seemed to be afraid that others would snatch it.

The person who spoke just now smiled and said, "Why are you being so polite to Mr. Hu and the little people?"

Hu Tiehua laughed and said: "Since that's the case, I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

But Yinshi didn't want to watch it anymore, so he just fell down and fell asleep with his head covered.

Hu Tiehua really didn't want to drink at first, and was afraid that it would be a waste of time, but after drinking half a bag of wine, the wine worms in his stomach were hooked up.

The three Kucha warriors watched him drink the whole bag of wine, and they were beaming with joy. They were ten times happier than drinking it by themselves.

Hu Tiehua wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "Good wine, good wine, but unfortunately not only too little, but also too weak."

The three Kucha warriors smiled and said, "Master Hu thinks this wine is too weak? Don't you feel drunk?"

Hu Tiehua laughed loudly and said: "Could it be that such a weak wine can still get drunk to death?"

The samurai smiled and said, "It's almost the same if you don't die drunk."

Hu Tiehua stood up unsteadily, drew a line on the ground, raised another leg, and jumped across the line with one leg.

He ran back and forth twice, and laughed loudly: "Look, can a drunk person still dance like this?"

The samurai rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "There is no one who is really drunk, and he will turn over."

Hu Tiehua laughed and said, "Tundou, what's the problem?"

While he was talking, his body had already rolled over in the air. With his martial arts, not to mention one turn, even seven or eighty turns, it was like eating tofu, very common.

Unexpectedly, he had only turned halfway through this fight, and suddenly fell in mid-air, and fell to the ground with a "bang", and the sand was thrown out of a hole.

Hu Tiehua shook his head, rubbed his eyes, grinned and said, "I sprained my waist this time, so it doesn't count."

The samurai smiled and said, "Yes, it doesn't count this time, let's do it again."

Hu Tiehua struggled to get up again, and turned over desperately, only to hear another "beep", as if a stone suddenly fell from mid-air.

This time he couldn't get up again, he giggled and said, "Strange, why is something wrong today?"

The warrior's eyes lit up, and said: "Master Hu, do you know what it is for?"

Hu Tiehua laughed loudly and said, "I'm afraid he was fainted by the sun."

The samurai said: "No, no."

"What's wrong?"

The samurai said: "In the inner courtyard of our palace, we have prepared a kind of medicine, which is specially prepared to deal with those virtuous women. Weak, no longer have the slightest strength."

Hu Tiehua said: "You... what you gave me to drink just now is... just?"

The samurai smiled and said: "That's right, it's this kind of wine that I just gave Mr. Hu to drink. I managed to steal a bag from it. No matter how little Mr. Hu thinks, I can't help it."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "So that's the case! You did this only for the gold, silver and jewels on the camel, right?"

The warrior laughed and said, "Unexpectedly, Master Hu's mind suddenly became sober. That's right, that's what we are doing. The prince was kicked out, and this life is over. We can't spend our whole life following him in such a ghostly place." Instead of suffering, it is better to get some treasures and go to other places to enjoy the rest of your life."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "It's reasonable, but don't you think that these jewels are going to be given to Shi Guanyin, she might come soon, and she will let you take the jewels away?"

The samurai said leisurely: "Master Hu thinks this is really the place to meet Shi Guanyin?"

Hu Tiehua was stunned and said: "Isn't it?"

The warrior said with a smile: "Although we headed west when we set off, after walking ten miles, the direction changed. In this big desert, as long as the direction is wrong, it will be a lot worse. Here is at least [-] meters away from the meeting place. It's also thirty or fifty miles away."

Hu Tiehua said with a smile: "No wonder you told me to rest after walking ten miles. It turned out that you wanted to pour me down at that time."

The samurai said: "But Lord Hu refused to rest at that time, we had to deliberately go in the wrong direction. Master Hu thought we were old horses in the desert, so he followed us with confidence, and didn't pay attention to our direction."

He also smiled, and continued: "But Mr. Hu, don't feel bad, many people will get lost in the desert."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "I never know the way, even if I walk on the main road, I will get lost."

The samurai said: "When Mr. Hu is reincarnated in the next life, it's better to recognize the way first, don't be reincarnated into the wrong one, and you will be wronged if you fall into the belly of a pig."

Hu Tiehua glanced at Yin Shi, who had not moved at all, and said with a smile: "But have you forgotten that there is another person here?"

"It's just a mere woman. Look at her, she doesn't even dare to move now!"

"However, she is a good woman, we will take care of her instead of you!"

After finishing speaking, the three warriors laughed wantonly.

Laughing and laughing, suddenly, the voices of the three people stopped abruptly.

They all began to twitch all over their bodies, and then collapsed on the ground weakly.

A samurai said in surprise: "What... what happened...?

"So it took so long for the medicine to take effect! I thought it had expired!" Yinshi took off the cloth towel on his face, and looked at the three of them with dead fish eyes.

"Did you...could it be...the...water...at that time?"

Yinshi pretended to be surprised and said: "Ah, so you are quite smart!"

He returned to him exactly what the warrior had said to Hu Tiehua.

Hu Tiehua stared at Yinshi with rounded eyes and said, "You...know it a long time ago?"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Well, I saw them stealing something stealthily, so, after they left, I also went to grab something casually!"

Hu Tiehua said: "Then why didn't you tell me first?"

"I reminded you! As a result, when you see alcohol, your entire IQ drops rapidly!" At this time, Yinshi glared at him and said, "So, you know that the way to correct an older child who likes to bully children is What? That is to let him know what the pain of being bullied is! If you know the pain, you will naturally know not to bully people!"

Hu Tiehua knew what he wanted to say, and immediately closed his mouth.

He likes to drink and is easy to be fooled by others, so Yinshi simply used this method to teach him a vivid lesson.

Just then, a warrior shouted, "Ship... I see a boat."

Gintoki looked around, and there was indeed a ship in front of him.

The yellow dust in the sky gradually disappeared, and a ghostly figure in white clothes gradually appeared on the bow of the boat. His hands, feet and face were all hidden in the white robe and scarf, and he could not even see his eyes.

The man in white said slowly: "I was wondering why you didn't come as promised, but now I know that it was those three warriors who were doing the tricks."

The warrior was stunned by her astonishing lightness, after a long while, he mumbled: "The villain has no...no malicious intentions."

The man in white smiled coldly and said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva has thousands of hands and eyes, do you still want to hide it from me?"

Hu Tiehua couldn't help but sighed: "Shi Guanyin? I didn't expect to see you at last, but I was really angry to meet you under such circumstances."

The man in white said: "So what? Do you still want to compete with me?"

Hu Tiehua said: "That's right, I'm really interested in that."

Yin Shi patted him on the head and said: "If you have such virtues, don't be stubborn!"

The man in white sneered and said: "That's right, even such a slave can fool you. The famous Hu Tiehua really disappointed me."

As he said that, the man in white turned around and clapped his hands, and several big men jumped off the "ghost ship" immediately, and moved all the gold beads on the camel.

Hu Tiehua said loudly: "Hey! Don't forget, these things are exchanged with you for the star of bliss."

The man in white turned around and said, "Do you want to bring the Star of Bliss back?"

Hu Tiehua said: "Of course."

The man in white sneered, "Why do you think I won't kill you?"

Hu Tiehua said loudly: "I have to take the Star of Bliss back even if I die."

The man in white said coldly: "That's strange, how can a dead person take things back?"

Hu Tiehua's eyes widened and he could no longer speak.

At this time, Yinshi smiled: "Hey, miss, have you forgotten that I exist? It is enough for a woman's opponent to be a woman!"

After speaking, he pulled out Lake Toya.

At this moment, one person said slowly: "Stop it."

In an instant, Gintoki's eyes widened.this voice...

Another woman in white walked over slowly, with the same entire face covered, but exuding a completely different temperament from the man in white in front.

When she approached Yin, she threw out a box, which contained the Star of Bliss.

The woman in white said: "According to the agreement, the Star of Bliss will be returned to you."

Yinshi looked at her in surprise: "You...could it be..."

Through the veil, the woman in white seemed to smile:

"This time, we met at night. But next time it won't be." The woman in white said word by word, "Next time, let's meet [at dawn]!"

The two women in white returned to the boat.

On the boat, another girl in red came over and said with a smile, "Thank you, Miss Osmanthus!"

"It's not sweet-scented osmanthus!" The woman in white lifted the veil on her face, revealing a beautiful face and sharp and firm eyes.

"It's Gui!!"