The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Hu Tiehua stepped into the tent, hugged the jug of wine, drank most of the jug in one go, then sighed, and said: "They are going to get married tomorrow...Why are they in such a hurry! They just suffocated me to death Already!!"

Ji Bingyan said leisurely: "Aren't you always thick-skinned?" Hu Tiehua fell down on the bed and shouted: "But I didn't even have any preparations. Wouldn't this kill me?"

Ji Bingyan smiled and said, "You don't need to prepare to be a groom. If you don't know how, Chu Liuxiang and I can teach you."

Yinshi looked at Ji Bingyan and Chu Liuxiang with delicate eyes.

Ji Bingyan complained: "Don't look at us with such eyes! We are just telling the truth!"

Chu Liuxiang looked at Ji Bingyan and said in a deep voice, "Why do you think they are so anxious to set the wedding date tomorrow?"

Ji Bingyan smiled faintly, and said: "After what happened today, the King of Kucha is like a frightened bird. No one dares to trust him anymore. I have to quickly find my son-in-law as a bodyguard, otherwise..."

Suddenly Hu Tiehua exclaimed, "Come and see, what is this?"

He turned around and suddenly found a piece of paper under the vase.

On the snow-white paper, there is a beautiful handwriting.

Since you have come from afar, you still have too much time to take care of yourself, so why bother to meddle in your own business?It is the best policy to leave this speed while the sky is not yet clear, otherwise it will be too late to regret.If you listen to good words and advise, I will wash my hands and make soup for the longevity of the kings.People in the niche worship.

Chu Liuxiang held the note in her hand and was stunned.

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes and sighed: "Hey, hey, there's broth again, do you want to drink it?"

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose and smiled wryly, "I'm afraid we won't be able to enjoy this pot of soup!"

Ji Bingyan said coldly: "It seems that Shi Guanyin's followers have sneaked into this tent..."

After being silent for a while, Hu Tiehua suddenly said: "You...don't worry about me! It doesn't matter if I am a consort or not! If we want to leave, we will leave now!"

"Forget it!" Yin Shi said disdainfully, picking his nose. "It's already reached this point. Do you think you can get away now? Don't think too sweetly!"

Hu Tiehua looked at Yinshi in surprise, and asked hesitantly, "Why do you seem to have become brave? Didn't you clamor to go back a few days ago?"

"What is bravery? Of course I want to slip away if I can! If I didn't see that thing..." Yinshi frowned.The little round bomb shows that Gui's current state may not be optimistic.Although Yinshi thought that there should be no major problems with Yigui's ability, but that bastard often had a brain freeze, not to mention that this time the enemy was too strong.Thinking of this, Yin Shi burst into veins.

At this moment, Chu Liuxiang smiled slightly, and said: "That's right. If a few black words written on this white paper can scare us away, even if we can survive, it's meaningless to be human."

Hu Tiehua's eyes lit up, he was gearing up, and said loudly: "Not bad! We should fight her anyway."

Chu Liuxiang said in a deep voice: "Now, since she is determined to come to us, we don't need to be in a hurry, we simply wait here for her, you will marry you tomorrow, and three days later we will still follow the original plan of King Kucha." The plan is to exchange those pearls and white jades for her Star of Bliss..."

Ji Bingyan said coldly: "Do you really think that Shi Guanyin will be exchanged as agreed?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Absolutely not."

Hu Tiehua questioned: "Why?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "This 'star of bliss' is so valuable that the King of Kucha spared no expense to redeem it. It can be seen that there must be some other secrets. Shi Guanyin must also know this, so before revealing the secrets Won't let it go easily."

Ji Bingyan said: "That's even more wrong, such a precious thing, how could King Qiuci let it fall into the hands of others? Since that person has already obtained such a precious thing, how can he be willing to send it back? "

Chu Liuxiang sighed for a long time, and said: "Naturally, there are some secrets that are not known to outsiders. This secret may really only be known by the King of Kucha. It is useless for us to guess, but I think..."

He continued with a smile: "When it is necessary, the King of Kucha may speak out by himself."

After such a day, even if they have a lot of things on their minds, as long as they close their eyes, they will fall asleep in a daze.Especially Yin Shi, who even snored.

The next day, the wedding went on as scheduled,

"The wedding ceremony is ready, please ask the son-in-law to change into auspicious clothes and prepare to salute."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Everyone's hands and feet are really fast."

Hu Tiehua stared at Mian at the tall hat, his eyes were straightened, after staring for a while, he suddenly raised his hands, fell down on the bed, and shouted: "If you really want me to wear this hat, you might as well give me a knife! "

Chu Liuxiang and Ji Bingyan glanced at each other, and then they supported Hu Tiehua together, forcing him to put on a tall hat and change into auspicious clothes.

As a result, Hu Tiehua looked in the mirror and suddenly felt that his appearance was not as ugly as he imagined.

The bride is also dressed in high crown and auspicious clothes, and covered her face with a red scarf.

The tent, which was already very gorgeous, was even more grandly and magnificently arranged today. King Qiuci was flushed, but his princess was still missing.

Perhaps it was because the princess did not come out, so there was no woman in the tent. The bride saluted in a hurry and was immediately helped to the back.It turned out that this was a wedding custom in the country of Kucha. Even in their homeland, female guests were not allowed to show up at the wedding, and after the bride entered the bridal chamber, the groom had to stay outside, waiting for others to drink.

Because of this, Gintoki, who is currently sexually transformed, can't attend, and can only stay in his tent to rest.

Yin Shi lay flat on the quilt, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Ah, so boring..."

"I also feel that way!"

A pleasant silver bell-like laughter came in.Yinshi looked at Princess Pipa in surprise, and couldn't help asking with wide eyes: "Hey, you... aren't you married? How did you appear here? Could it be that the alcoholic finally couldn't bear the smell of alcohol?" Are you going to escape? That bearded man can cry!"

Princess Pipa approached Yinshi, and whispered to Yinshi with a mysterious look: "Because you saved me, I will tell you especially, actually..."

Gintoki listened, and then, the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows, which were still the distance between the dead fish eyes, was getting closer and closer.

"The one who married was actually your not-so-good-looking sister?"

Because Yinshi's voice was louder, Princess Pipa quickly covered his mouth: "Don't be so loud! It's still a secret now!!"

Yinshi smirked: "Ah, I knew your vision didn't look so bad! It's almost destructive, your father is really cunning!" Thinking of that night, Hu Tiehua was so terrified. Seeing Se's expression, Yinshi can't wait to see his unlucky appearance!

Yin Shi suddenly asked: "Hey, where is the bridal room?"

Princess Pipa said in surprise, "Are you going to take a peek?"

"Need to talk!" Yinshi said seriously, "I must take a good look at what this bride looks like!"

"No! Our tradition is that brides are not allowed to see anyone!" Princess Pipa said righteously.

"Yes yes yes..." Although Yinshi said so, how could he let go of this opportunity?

Then, Yinshi sneaked away under the pretense of going to the toilet.In reality, she was looking for that "not-so-good-looking bride"!

"How could I, who is shaking S, miss such a wonderful scene?" Yinshi moved cautiously.

It is not difficult to inquire about the bride's room.After all, this tent is not that big.Soon he noticed that behind the largest tent, there was a richly decorated red tent.

Probe quietly in from behind, and saw a large body dressed in red.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu in Yinshi's heart, how can this be a princess, isn't this a ham?Did she wear it too?

While Yinshi was mourning for Hu Tiehua, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong with this princess.

she is trembling?

At this time, Yinshi discovered that there was another person behind the princess.

In an instant, Yinshi's pupils shrank, and he rushed out and brandished a knife to isolate the man and the princess.

The other person who exists is a maid, but at this time she is holding a white silk cloth in her hand.She actually wanted to strangle the bride to death just now!

Yin Shi helped the bride to lie on the bed: "Hey, Ham, are you okay?"

And breath.Yinshi breathed a sigh of relief, then glared at the maid.

"Hey, you bastard who eats inside and out? Don't you want to strangle the bride and replace him?"

Yinshi was very surprised that the maid didn't show any panic, but seemed very generous.She smiled and said: "It's clear that female guests are not allowed to attend. Miss, it's unreasonable for you to come out like this!"

Yinshi raised his eyebrows: "Hey, how dare you say it! If it weren't for my disagreement, this red matter would have become a matter of nothing! You should thank me very much!"

"Yes, I really want to thank you very much..." "The Maid" smiled, but it was full of murderous intent and hostility, "Thanks to you, I was able to endure all the hardships and come back!"

Yinshi heard something strange from her words, frowned and asked, "Who are you?"

The maid didn't answer, and replaced it with a deadly attack.

Yinshi draws a knife to defend, but he never thought that the opponent also took out a knife from behind, and the two sides fought fiercely!Yinshi felt very familiar with the sparks collided by this knife attack. Gradually, his eyes widened.

"Could it be..."

Yinshi slashed across, and the maid took a step back to avoid it. However, Yinshi did not catch up, but just stood there and looked at her with a smile on her face.

"Hey, aren't you bald? When did you grow your hair long? And, you turned into a woman? Maybe you've also changed your gender?"

"Compared to my reappearance in this world, do you pay more attention to my current posture? Sure enough, your thoughts are unpredictable!" The maid smiled strangely.

Yinshi looked at him coldly and said: "It's okay, to be honest, since I came to this world, I'm not surprised by anything that happens! I've watched a lot of feigned deaths! The guy with the wig is very good at it. Use this! I think the two of you should be able to chat very well! It's just poor Ah Xiang! He really thought you were dead, so he was quite sad! But I didn't expect you to crawl back from hell! "

"Well, there is no way." The maid - Wuhua smiled faintly, "Because there is resentment! All this is because of you! If you hadn't intervened, I wouldn't have accumulated so much resentment and returned to the world .It's all your fault! You have to be responsible!"

"Ah, you're right! It's a terrible thing to be hated by others!" Gintoki also smiled, slowly raised Lake Toya in his hand, and said word by word, "Then, in order not to be Resentment, this time I will definitely send you to hell!!"

Wuhua smiled: "Well, I'm very happy! Then... let's chase after her, Miss Yinzi!"

After finishing speaking, Wuhua leaped lightly and jumped out instantly.

"Hey you……"

Yinshi wanted to chase after him, but he turned to look at Ham, who was still in a weak state, and finally, he ran out.

At this time, Hu Tiehua was drinking heavily.Chu Liuxiang and Ji Bingyan were sitting by the pool outside the tent.For their best friend's wedding banquet, they are doing their best to guard against any chaos.

Although I'm sorry for them, Yinshi can't care too much.

"Ah Xiang, Boss!"

Hearing this, Chu Liuxiang and Ji Bingyan turned their heads.

"Silver? Women can't come to the wedding banquet... What's wrong?"

Chu Liuxiang, who originally thought that Yinshi just wanted to attend the wedding banquet, felt something was wrong when he saw his serious expression and immediately asked.

"Go to the bride's room to protect the bride!!"

Yinshi hastily left these words and left quickly.

Chu Liuxiang and Ji Bingyan were still completely in the fog, but looking at Yin Shi's expression, one could tell that this matter was not easy.

Ji Bingyan said: "Go chase her, I'll go to the bride's room!"

After Chu Liuxiang nodded, he chased after Yinshi.

As a result, before chasing too far, he saw Yinshi's silver-white hair.

"Yinzi, what's the matter? What happened?"

"...still alive."

After hearing Yinshi's words, Chu Liuxiang's eyes widened.

"That monk is still alive!"

"Flowerless...?"

Yinshi didn't look at Chu Liuxiang's expression, but just stared into the distance, and murmured: "That guy came back from hell to seek revenge on me! It's just..."

"Why did he kill the bride?"

"Bride? Princess Pipa?" Chu Liuxiang asked suspiciously.

"No, no!" Yinshi said back to his original dead fish eyes, "Actually, the bride is not the princess, but the princess' sister, Ham!"

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but complained, "Ham? Did you get the name?"

"That's not the point! The point is that she does look like a ham!"

Regarding Yinshi's words, Chu Liuxiang, a female philanthropist, couldn't help frowning.

"Yinzi, don't you think your words are rude?"

"I'm just telling the truth! Anyway, let's go back first! I don't know if this wedding banquet can go on!"