The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Hu Tiehua was riding on the horse, his stomach was full of discomfort, he kept yelling and sighing.

Yinshi kept complaining: "Why do you want to ride a horse? Isn't it bad to ride a carriage? Why do you have to abuse your own ass?" and so on.

But Chu Liuxiang didn't look uncomfortable at all, but after parting with Ji Bingyan, he never spoke.

Hu Tiehua finally couldn't help it and said: "Chu Liuxiang, you know, I'm gradually beginning to doubt whether you have as many friends as I imagined."

Chu Liuxiang said, "Oh?"

Hu Tiehua said loudly: "The dead rooster has two broken legs, and you don't feel sorry for him at all. I know you were not this kind of person before."

Chu Liuxiang was silent for a while, then suddenly turned around and smiled, and said, "How long have you known Ji Bingyan?"

Hu Tiehua said: "Although not as long as you, it has been more than ten years."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Have you ever heard him say so many things?"

Hu Tiehua didn't even need to think about it, and immediately replied: "Of course not! Anyone knows that talking to a dead rooster is much more difficult than asking him to treat you."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Have you ever seen him as excited as yesterday?"

Hu Tiehua sighed: "Yesterday when I saw him fall off the chair, I wanted to cry, but you...you didn't even blink your eyes, and you still laughed."

Chu Liuxiang also sighed, and said leisurely: "You have known him for more than ten years, don't you understand his temper, if his leg is really broken, would he still say so many things, would he still be so excited? "

Hu Tiehua was startled, then shouted, "What do you mean by that?"

Chu Liuxiang sighed again, and said, "Have you ever paid attention to the two girls who poured wine for us?"

Hu Tiehua said: "Are you talking about Yingyan and Banbing?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "That's right, have you ever noticed their attitude towards Ji Bingyan?"

Hu Tiehua said: "Are you jealous? Not every girl in the world wants to treat Chu Liuxiang well, and occasionally there will be one or two who don't take Chu Liuxiang seriously."

Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly and said: "You see their attitude towards Ji Bingyan, but their attitude towards a disabled person? Have you ever paid attention to their eyes, their expressions when looking at Ji Bingyan?"

Hu Tiehua stopped smiling suddenly.

Chu Liuxiang continued: "You are also experienced with girls, so of course you are not blind."

Hu Tiehua said: "That's right! A man can't satisfy a woman, and a woman won't treat him with such an expression, and a disabled person can never satisfy others..."

At this time, Yin Shi picked his nose and complained, "Hey, watch your words! Protect your integrity!!"

Hu Tiehua scolded: "This damn rooster not only deceived me, but also made me feel so uncomfortable. How dare he use this method to deal with his friend of more than ten years."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "He treats us pretty well."

Hu Tiehua roared: "You still said he is good."

Chu Liuxiang said: "He said so many things, it just shows that he feels guilty in his heart, that he still regards us as friends, otherwise he simply said 'no', and we can't tie his ticket, right?"

Hu Tiehua stared at him and said, "Are you not angry at all when he treats you like this?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "If you want to make a friend, you have to understand his temper. If he has shortcomings, you should forgive him. When I knew him, I already knew that he was such a person. Why should I be angry... "

He continued with a smile: "Besides, I am very satisfied that such a person can always regard me as a friend."

Hu Tiehua was still angrily silent.

At noon, they found a place to shoot, Chu Liuxiang was about to discuss with him how to go, but when he turned his head, Hu Tiehua disappeared.

He naturally guessed where Hu Tiehua had gone very quickly.

Before dusk, Hu Tiehua came back.

However, he didn't come back alone. There was another horse following behind the horse he was riding. He was pulling the reins of the two horses by himself, while two people were sitting on the horse behind him.

These two people are actually Yingyan and Banbing.

Chu Liuxiang said: "When you went, Ji Bingyan was taking a nap?"

Hu Tiehua said: "I know that his old problem can't be changed, so I calculated the time to go, and he was really sleeping. I think, as long as I invite these two girls, within an hour, he will definitely be there too." Come."

Yinshi complained: "You are so vicious! If you have such a low character, you will be stoned to death by monkeys when you walk on the road!"

"Do you have to curse me like this?" Hu Tiehua said, looking at Yinshi with his mouth curled up, "The real wicked one is that dead rooster. Right! I'm using his own way to punish him!"

"Come on, you are kidnapping now! Kidnapping!" Yin Shi pointed at Hu Tiehua and said, "It is a black history that will stain your resume! After that, countless people will question you because of this, and you will also You will have to bear the responsibility of the stigma of 'kidnapper' forever! Are you sure you have thought it through?"

Hu Tiehua became furious: "It's just taking two people away, why did you say it was so scary!?"

He said eagerly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, if you don't scare that dead rooster, I can't get over it!"

Yinshi and Chu Liuxiang looked at Hu Tiehua.

Yinshi picked his nose and said boredly: "Aren't you going to stop your friend from being stupid?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Children will only grow up if they suffer a little bit!"

Yinshi complained: "It is because of adults like you that there are so many children with twisted hearts in this world!!"

Chu Liuxiang retorted: "You are not much better!"

Just as Yin Shi and Chu Liuxiang thought, Ji Bingyan not only didn't come within one hour, but also didn't come within two hours, and at midnight, he still didn't come.

Ban Bing said silently: "Maybe the young master guessed wrong, maybe he doesn't care as much about the concubines as the young master imagined."

Hu Tiehua also started to worry, but said with a smile: "Don't worry, he will definitely come."

Yingyan said, "What if he doesn't come?"

Hu Tiehua was startled, then turned to look at Chu Liuxiang.

Chu Liuxiang said: "Don't look at me, this is your business."

Hu Tiehua stammered: "Maybe... maybe he can't find this way."

Chu Liuxiang said: "He sent us on the road, why can't he find it?"

Hu Tiehua sighed: "Yes!"

Ban Bing said: "If he really doesn't come, what will the young master do if he wants to take the concubines?"

Hu Tiehua said with a straight face: "This...this me..."

Yingyan rolled her eyes, and suddenly said with a smile: "It's fine if he doesn't come, but the concubine will follow the young master!"

Hu Tiehua jumped up and shouted: "This is not acceptable!"

Yingyan said: "Don't you think the concubines are ugly?"

Hu Tiehua said: "I definitely don't mean that, it's just...but..."

Yingyan said: "Then what does the young master mean?"

Ban Bing also continued: "Young master captured us, we... can we still be human in the future?"

As she spoke, her eyes turned red, as if she was about to shed tears at any moment.

Hu Tiehua said anxiously: "My good girl, please, please don't cry. Once I see the girl's tears, I will have no idea."

"Ah, I made the girl cry~"

"Don't talk sarcastic!" Hu Tiehua shouted at Yinshi with an expression about to cry, "Aren't you a woman? Help me!!"

Yinshi picked his booger and said in a dignified manner: "But, he's an uncle at heart..."

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang for help: "Old bug..."

Chu Liuxiang simply looked away.

Hu Tiehua burst into tears: "Damn it, you two bastards, I..." He yelled strangely, "If you two don't accompany me to send them back, I, I will fight you hard!"

Along the way, Yingyan and Banbing couldn't stop giggling.

Yingyan smiled and said, "If you want to send us back, why do you want to snatch us out?"

Ban Bing smiled and said, "If you weren't in a hurry, I wouldn't have gone back at all."

Yin Shi also sat down between the two of them with a smile and said, "That's right, the big bearded brother is so cute!"

Hu Tiehua pointed at Yinshi with blue veins and said: "Why are you in it too? Why are you talking about me? Damn it, I want to shave my beard!!"

Chu Liuxiang looked at Hu Tiehua's bitter face, and couldn't help laughing: "Hu Tiehua, I hope you will know in the future that not every girl in the world is as easy to deal with as Gao Yanan. You think Gao Yanan is easy to deal with because of her. like you."

Hu Tiehua pursed her lips and said, "Since you are so smart, do you know why Ji Bingyan didn't come?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "If he calculated that you would send them back, why did he come?"

Hu Tiehua didn't speak for a while, and then slowly said: "If he really thinks this way, he is wrong! There are no such stupid people in the world, but some people don't want to do too smart things."

Chu Liuxiang sighed, and said, "That's why Ji Bingyan gets rich, but you never get rich, and that's why everyone says you're cute."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "So I'm really cute, I didn't know until today..."

His laughter stopped suddenly, just because a long procession suddenly appeared in the distance, with carts, horses, and there seemed to be seven or eight camels.

I saw that although there were quite a few horses and several camels in this procession, there were only two people, one was the coachman sitting in the carriage, and the other was a big black man.

That big cart also looked very strange, square and square, like a coffin, the doors and windows were tightly closed, and it was impossible to see what was inside.

Hu Tiehua couldn't help but drove the horse to the side of the iron tower-like man, and said with a smile: "My friend is still in a hurry in the middle of the night, isn't he afraid of hard work?"

The big man stared at him without saying a word.

Only then did Hu Tiehua realize that his face was like dried orange peel, with bumps and bumps, and there was not half an inch of smooth and clean place.

Hu Tiehua sneered: "You can ignore some people, even if he is angry, he can't do anything to you, but I am not such a person, if I get angry..."

Suddenly a head stuck out from the carriage, looked at him and said with a faint smile: "You don't have to be angry, he wished he couldn't hear you at all, he is deaf."

Hu Tiehua almost rolled off the horse and shouted: "Ji Bingyan, it's you! You dead cock, what tricks are you playing?"

It was actually Ji Bingyan in the carriage.

He stretched out his hand from the car window, made a gesture, and the team stopped immediately, then he opened the car door and slowly got out of the carriage.

Hu Tiehua became even more mad, and shouted: "Isn't your leg broken? How can you walk again now?"

Ji Bingyan didn't seem to hear him at all, but just went up to meet Chu Liuxiang who had just walked over, and Chu Liuxiang also dismounted to meet him.

The two looked at each other and smiled, Ji Bingyan said: "I'm here."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Very good."

Ji Bingyan said: "Because I was preparing to leave the customs, I came a little late."

Chu Liuxiang glanced at the team and said with a smile, "You have prepared too much."

Ji Bingyan said: "More is better than not enough."

Chu Liuxiang said: "You naturally have more experience than me, I will listen to you."

Ji Bingyan said: "You can also rest in the car, can I let you check the equipment tomorrow morning?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Okay."

The two never mentioned the "broken leg", let alone Ban Bing.Welcome the geese, as if none of these things happened at all.

Hu Tiehua had already turned blue with anger, and couldn't help rushing over.

Ji Bingyan smiled lightly and said: "There is wine in the car, if you are not drunk, drink a few more glasses!"

Hu Tiehua stared at him for a while, and finally laughed and said: "Okay! Although you have tricked me, I am not very good friends with you. We are now even. After getting in the car, we Three cups to you."

In the carriage, Hu Tiehua understood why Ji Bingyan made the carriage like a coffin, because in this way, the space in the carriage was large.

It was no longer like a carriage, but like a house.

There is a large and comfortable soft couch in the carriage, a few brocade mats, and a table. Everything has obviously been carefully arranged, so although there are many things, it does not appear to be very crowded.

Yinshi wept with joy: "Finally I don't have to ride a horse anymore! Finally my butt doesn't have to suffer anymore! Nima, horse riding must have been developed by the Fatty Hairy Immortal, right? It's specially used to exercise the anal sphincter, right?"

Ji Bingyan frowned slightly and looked at Yinshi, then said slowly: "She is obviously a woman, how could she speak so vulgarly?"

Yinshi showed dead fish eyes, picked out the booger and flicked it out: "Yinzi is a vulgar person, don't listen to it if you don't like it!"

Both Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua broke out in cold sweat from Yinshi's behavior.

They are all friends of Ji Bingyan, so they know that he has a character of cleanliness.Seeing that Ji Bingyan was exuding a cold air that could freeze people to death, Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang hurriedly stood in front of Yinshi with a haha.

"I, let's have a drink!"

"Yes, we drink!!"

After Ji Bingyan glanced at her friend, she turned around.

But Yinshi still heard his warning: "Next time you do something like this...I'll kill you!"

At that moment, Yin Shi's cold sweat broke out wildly.