Take Erha to wander [the end of the world]

As the sun sets, the bright red morning glow dyes most of the sky red, and also sprinkles a touch of warmth on the elegant and simple Taoist temple.

The number of pilgrims gradually decreased, and the little Taoist priests working here began to clean up and prepare for the opening tomorrow.

There is a bamboo forest in the back yard, which turns green and purple under the setting sun. Occasionally, a few flying birds pass by, making people want to sigh in peace and tranquility.

But the reality does not give too much peace to those who appreciate the beauty.

"Ouch..."

Ao Zha, who was taking pictures with his mobile phone, turned his head and was almost thrown down by a creature that sprang out of the bamboo forest.

"Don't make trouble, the clothes are dirty and have to be changed again." Ao Zha pressed the creature's head hard, and took a good look at the Erha in front of him.

The dog is called Pillow, named after the first object he unpacked when he was just growing up.When I was a cub half a year ago, I didn't know who was abandoned in front of the mountain gate. The master thought it was destined, so he raised it.

Since it started to learn how to dismantle the house, it has been domineering in this Taoist temple. Because it is there, there is an extra big expense in the Taoist temple that needs to be renovated every once in a while.

The pillow was still rubbing against Ao Zha's arms, and Ao Zha couldn't help rubbing his dog's face, which felt so good to the touch. Before he had rubbed it twice, he felt a gust of wind behind him.

When Ao Zha turned his head, he saw his tall and thin elder brother Yu Xiuxiu looking at him quietly.Those eyes were complicated and familiar, but they seemed to be more focused on the pillow in his arms.

Ao Zha smiled awkwardly: "It was the pillow that moved first."

"Bather and change clothes." Yu Xiu only spit out four words.

Seeing Yu Xiu, the pillow immediately stood up, hummed twice, turned around and ran, disappeared into the bamboo forest.

The pillow that has always been domineering in the Taoist temple is not even looked down upon by the temple master, but Yuxiu is the only one who is afraid.

"It's not that serious, is it?" Ao Zha brushed the dog hair off his body, trying to run away.

"Master let me do it." Seeing that the person and the dog had basically the same reaction, Yu Xiu felt a little helpless, "burn incense and take a bath and go to the hut in the backyard. I have something important to talk about."

"Important matter?" Ao Zha's complexion changed, "Could it be that you want to retire?!"

"..." Yu Xiu paused, then smiled helplessly, "Are you afraid that it will be passed on to you?"

"I'm not afraid of that, I'm afraid it will be passed on to you. Wouldn't it be a disaster for me?" Ao Zha ran away after speaking, causing Yu Xiu's hand to stop in the air.

Shaking his head, he looked up at the blue sky dyed red by the setting sun, and sighed softly.

This Qingfeng Temple has only a short history of 20 years, and the owner of the temple alone supports the expenses and income of more than [-] people.And there are only two disciples of the temple master, Yu Xiu, the first disciple, and Ao Zha, the second disciple.The two of them are also masters of the seminary and have Taoist certificates.

Ao Zha became the only surviving person in the household registration book in the fifth grade of elementary school. After growing up wildly for a few years, he was sent to a Taoist temple by his relatives and raised by his master and elder brother.

His elder brother is good at everything, he is tall, handsome, cultivated, and cultivated even better.

The only fly in the ointment is severe cleanliness.

The only reason why Erha, who is about to dominate the Taoist temple, is afraid of Yu Xiu is that once Yu Xiu sees that its fur is a little dirty, he will be caught and washed inside and out.When Erha was young and innocent, the highest record was washed by Yu Xiu seven times a day, which directly caused him to be unable to raise the energy to demolish the house for seven days in a row.

It can make Erha so scared that he stops demolishing the house, which shows how terrifying Yu Xiu's reputation is.

Burning incense and taking a bath, the elegant aroma lingers on the moisture in the tub, which makes people smell very comfortable. Ao Zha deliberately soaked for a while, only to remember that he forgot to bring new clothes into the bathroom, so he put on the clothes he took off. backyard.

Sure enough, Yu Xiu, who had changed into a moon-white Taoist robe, saw that Ao Zha hadn't changed his clothes.His eyebrows were just furrowed, but he didn't speak admonishing him. He didn't know what to think, and he was silent for a while. It looked like he had just come out of the hut.

"Go in, Master is looking for you." Yu Xiu said.

Ao Zha was only wondering why his senior brother had changed his sex today, and entered the hut with question marks all over his forehead.

Qingfeng Guanguan advocates Qingfeng, and there are already more than 70 people.At this time, I was sitting on the chair at the back of the hut, and just took a look, and a fairy-like spirit coming out of a painting rushed towards my face.

He sat there with a kind and old face. In this simple and elegant background, the only thing that didn't fit well was the Erha pillow on the stool leg that was concentrating on biting the stool leg.

Half of the legs of the stool were eaten, and Zhang Qingfeng still seemed to be invisible.One person and one dog, one calm and composed, one with a disarming expression, a strange yet inexplicable harmony.

Seeing Ao Zha entered the room, Zhang Qingfeng raised his eyes to look at his little disciple.Ao Zha was brought up by his side at the age of 15, so he raised him.

"Master." Ao Zha saluted respectfully, not quite understanding why the master, who has always been loose in management, became official today.

"It seems that you have grown taller. You have grown so big in a flash," Zhang Qingfeng said, but his aging voice sounded like spring breeze in the four seasons. "How is your practice recently?"

Ao Zha didn't have the face to say that he had made progress, so he said ashamedly: "My disciple is not as diligent as senior brother, I can only say that he is slightly better than yesterday."

"It's a good thing to make progress." Zhang Qingfeng sighed quietly, "Everything has a destiny, and we cultivators can get a glimpse of a few secrets from it. But whether to follow the trend or change fate against the sky, it's just their own decisions. It's a choice."

Ao Zha is better at Feng Shui talismans than calculating.Just hearing what Zhang Qingfeng said, I still had an ominous premonition in my heart.

Sure enough, Zhang Qingfeng's next sentence was: "I'm going to die."

Ao Zha was taken aback, naturally he couldn't hear such words: "Master!"

"People eat five grains, so there is no one who is immortal." Master looked out of the window through Ao Zha, and seemed to see a far, far away place again, "When I was dying, I saw many things that I had never foreseen before. Now, we will usher in a catastrophe that will subvert the common people. I am leaving, you should leave, remember to do everything you can to prepare for the future... oops!"

Erha bit off the leg of the stool, and the master fell down along the fallen stool, hitting his head hard against the leg of the table.

Ao Zha hurriedly stepped forward to help the master who had dropped his head, and the wrinkled forehead of the poor 70-something old man was covered with blood.Going to look at the Erha again, this silly dog ​​is still sticking out his tongue and smiling gloatingly.

"I'll go get my brother to bandage him!" Ao Zha helped his master to another chair and sat down. Just as he was about to turn around and go out, Zhang Qingfeng grabbed the hem of his clothes again.

"No, just listen to me." The old Taoist took off the emerald ring on his hand and gave it to Ao Zha, "This is yours. You brothers, you are the least reassuring. I am inside I have prepared many things for you, so don't tell your senior brother."

"..." Ao Zha held the ring and remained silent for a while.

Zhang Qingfeng pointed at the silly dog ​​who dismantled the door frame again: "I'll give you this bastard."

After raising it for half a year, this was the first time Ao Zha heard Zhang Qingfeng call that dog with such emotional words.

Immediately, Zhang Qingfeng choked his neck suddenly, as if he wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth and there was no sound. After only a few seconds, his body froze suddenly, and when he closed his eyes, he lost his breath.

Ao Zha was stunned on the spot, stretched out his hand to sniff, and after a long while, he suddenly called out: "Brother!"

Yu Xiu hurried into the room and met Ao Zha's panicked eyes.

Zhang Qingfeng had already prepared the birthday materials for himself and buried him in the funeral.

Yu Xiu picked up Zhang Qingfeng's usual ebony whisk and placed it on the altar table.

This is the last rite of a person's life.

"Ao Zha. Burn incense, take a bath, and change clothes. Send Master off for the last time."

This is the rule of the gymnasium, and it is also a respect for the master.

When preparing everything, Ao Zha didn't cry.After hearing Yu Xiu's words, tears fell instantly.

"Brother, are we the only ones left?" Ao Zha choked up.

Yu Xiu kicked away Erha who was about to dismantle the coffin: "There is still it."

Just as Erha was about to protest, he raised his eyes and met Yu Xiu's gaze, and instantly clamped his tail and lay down on the ground.

Ao Zha remembered that Master was thrown by it when he was dying, and he couldn't help saying: "Master still didn't say anything before he died, I think maybe he wanted to stew it."

Yu Xiu said: "I have diarrhea after eating."

Erha snorted, as if protesting that its meat was fine.

Ao Zha went to take a shower and change clothes, and someone knocked on the door halfway through the bath.Ao Zha shrank back into the water, the bathroom door opened, and a group of people came in and poured water into another tub.

Ao Zha looked at it for a while, thinking that Yu Xiu was going to take a bath too, but when the water was full, he saw Yu Xiu holding the back of the neck of the pillow with one hand and walking into the bathroom. Yu Xiu was two meters tall and alone Picking up Erha, you can only see it kicking helplessly with its two hind legs that have no place to rest, Yu Xiu throws the pillow into the water with his hands, rolls up his arms and sleeves to bathe the pillow.

Accompanied by Erha's repeated screams, it took a while for Ao Zha to realize that the bucket of water was not warm at all, and Yu Xiu was bathing it in cold water.

Erha struggled so hard that the splashing water extinguished the burning incense burner.

After tossing for more than half an hour, Erha lost all his temper after being washed, and let himself be rubbed as if resigned to his fate. When he was taken out of the bathtub after washing, he only hummed aggrievedly in the direction of Ao Zha.

After drying its hair, Yu Xiu's clothes were also soaked.Frowning, he took off his clothes little by little, and went directly into Ao Zha's tub to wash them together.

Ao Zha watched the excitement for a long time, and the water in the tub was almost cold.

Ao Zha looked at his wrinkled fingers and said, "Then I'll go get dressed first."

"Wait a minute." Yu Xiu stretched out his hand, pulled Ao Zha over and pressed him directly into the water, and then shampooed Ao Zha's completely soaked hair, "How long has it been since you washed your hair? It's so dirty."

Ao Zha closed his eyes tightly to prevent the foam from entering his eyes, felt Yu Xiu's shampooing technique, and suddenly realized that the posture of Yu Xiu washing his hair was exactly the same as the posture of bathing Erha.

It seems that the reason why their brothers often wash together is because Yu Xiu dislikes his unclean washing.And Ao Zha is the only one who can take a bath with Yu Xiu, who is a serious cleanliness freak.

After washing away the foam, Yu Xiu wiped the water off his face with a towel: "I won't be here in the future, you can't be so dirty and clean, and those who practice Taoism must keep their bodies and minds clean, so as to promote the stability of Taoism."

"Not here?" Ao Zha was startled, "Are you leaving?"

Just as Yu Xiu was about to speak, he suddenly frowned, raised a stream of water towards the bucket with one hand, and hit Erha on the head who was demolishing the house.

The pillow hurriedly backed away and shook his head to shake off the water stains.But it was too late, the bathtub had already started to leak water in its smug smile.

"Ao Zha, I think we should eat dog meat."

The author has something to say: I showed it to my friends, and they all said they wanted to stand on Yuxiu X Ao Zha

... I interviewed the little friend Ao Zha, but the harmony was lost because of his excessive mouthful of fragrance.

Then I tried to interview Yu Xiu, but the interview was forced to come to an end after being asked about personal hygiene for 10 minutes by Yu Xiu.

In the end we had no choice but to interview the pillow who tried to dismantle the coffin, and got the following reply:

"Ouch..."

It can be seen that our pillow gentleman is a die-hard fan of "The Last Life of the Last Days", and insists on eating and supporting the couple

Pillow:? ? ? ? ? ? (Kids, do you have a lot of question marks...)

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I'm sorry for the delay. I haven't typed much in the last week, but it's not good to continue to postpone it. I will try to keep the daily update in the future. Please forgive me if the update is suddenly interrupted one day

Shilian is gone

But I will try my best to keep updating~ Chirp Mi