[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I held the crow whose neck I had broken, and licked the blood that flowed to the tip of my teeth.I haven't done sex for a long time, from simple to extravagant is easy, from extravagant to frugal is difficult, let me start to tear this crow's feathers, I'm afraid I can't do it, I can only rely on the blood I am still familiar with to maintain □ force.But I think, there is no time left for me to drink blood.Two people wearing jailer costumes appeared in front of them. Although they looked no different from ordinary guards, my nose could clearly smell the crows on their bodies.

They carried knives and exuded murderous aura.It seems that Gui's plan can't be implemented, no matter whether they decide to feign death or not, Yata Crow doesn't plan to put them back.

I spit out the crow in my mouth, followed those two people into the prison, and then suddenly turned into a human form and attacked them from behind.Only one of them had time to scream, and they both fell to the ground.The situation was urgent, so I changed back into a cat and stole some of the jailer's clothes, and returned to the prison with blood all over my body.

"Chen Luo Palace! What did you go to kill to be splashed with such blood? By the way, is it the blood of the prey or yours?" Gui looked at me worriedly.

"It's a crow." With a sullen expression, I stuffed all the jailer's clothes into their hands, "The plan has failed, people from the Yata crow have sneaked in, and they will take your heads no matter what." I popped out Claws, the sound of steel breaking when I slammed down hard, I broke several steel bars in the three prisons.

"It's really a convenient ability." Uncle Songping sighed again.

"Pick up the knives of the two people who fell at the door, and follow me." I turned back into a cat and walked forward. "You just go, I'm responsible for killing the people patrolling around."

"No, it's too dangerous." Gui picked me up and put me in his arms. He, Kondo the orangutan, and Uncle Matsudaira looked at each other, and suddenly started to shout. "Come here! A prisoner has escaped from prison!"

I felt that he picked up the two dying jays, and their backs, which had been slashed by me with huge wounds, were pressed against his chest. The blood wetted his front and also wet me in his arms. .Well, now I'm almost drenched in blood, if I turn back into a human form, I'm afraid I'll be a celebrity.

There are times when this guy is not stupid.

"Nani? Let's go and have a look!" A large group of jailers rushed in and looked puzzled when they saw the cell door I had opened. "Did we shut down Gora here?"

Gui helped the Kondo orangutan pretending to be injured, and Uncle Matsudaira followed him, and walked out of the prison slowly.I jumped out of Gui's shirt, sneezed, and shook off a stream of blood. "Come with me, I can smell which side is less crowded."

"It's really convenient. It seems that every police station should have an existence like Chen Luosang." Uncle Songping sighed again.

"I was originally registered as a police dog."

"That's very strange. Since you have such a convenient existence, why haven't you caught Gui?"

"He ran too fast..."

"Because Chen Luodian has fallen in love with me!"

"Hey!" X2

Gui patted his chest proudly, "Our love is like Romeo and Juliet, oh, Romeo, why are you so..."

"Who is performing an opera with you here! Baga, are you? Mingmei, don't you care about the atmosphere?" I kicked up and pressed a blood-red plum blossom mark on his face with my cat's paw. "Just now you thought you were quite smart and you acted stupid, can't you be a little more handsome for a few seconds?"

After finally slipping out, there was a circle of dense woods in front of him.I stopped in my tracks and my face became serious. "not good."

"what happened?"

"It's the patrol team, we are surrounded."

"Yeah, when I came here from the countryside, Kondo Isao never thought that one day I would become a big sinner who is so valued by the shogunate. If that's the case, let's have a good fight, otherwise how can I be worthy of the shogunate What are you looking forward to?"

"You don't need to do anything more. I, Gui Xiaotaro, are already enough to bear such a crime. However, in order to accompany my friends, I think it is not impossible to make myself more sinful."

"Be careful, you will go to hell after you die." I flicked my tail and brushed my tongue across my teeth. "Of course I don't have such concerns. Wig, Kondo orangutan, why don't you give me this job?"

"It's not the wig, it's Gui! Didn't you just call me so handsome for a few seconds? Now it's time for me to show off my heroic appearance!"

"Eh? Yata, I also want to be more handsome. Uncle Matsudaira, remember to make me look more handsome."

"Huh? Think of me as a photographer?"

"I advise you not to move around, the police uncle is here." Seeing that the patrol team leader Isaburo Sasaki walked up unhurriedly holding a gun, I hid in the nearby bushes under the cover of darkness inside.I don't care what they say next, but the longer their time drags on, the better it will be for them.Such an environment, such a night, is simply a natural hunting ground for me.I walked silently on the grass, walked around behind the people in bright white clothes, suddenly transformed, and hit the vital point directly, and they fell down before they could even make a sound.

More and more people fell down, and finally they also felt something was wrong. "Is something sneaking up?"

"What is it? Have you seen it clearly?"

"I don't know, it seems to be something red, it only appeared for a moment and then disappeared!"

"What? It can't be You..."

"Shut up! Don't talk nonsense!"

This side fell into a high level of alert, and people began to gather gradually. The environment was already against me, so I changed back into a human form and ran towards Gui and the others.There's been an exchange of fire on their side, and I can smell their position changing.Humans can run. It took me a lot of effort to finally see them vaguely.They were surrounded again, surrounded by more than a dozen members of the inspection team, and they fell into a bitter fight.

After all, human attention is limited. When they were busy dealing with the blades around them, I saw Isaburo Sasaki slowly reloading the gun and aiming at the Kondo orangutan.His fingertips were on the trigger, and his fingertips turned slightly white from the force.

"Be careful!" I yelled, flew out and changed back into a human form.The bullet hit my abdomen, and a sharp pain hit me. I fell backwards, but fell into Gui's arms.I looked up and smiled at him tremblingly. "Are you Baga? A human body will die if it blocks a bullet."

"Chen Luodian!" He hugged my shoulder, his eyes were red.

"Don't make noise, I can't die. Didn't I tell you? I'm immortal."

"But you're covered in blood..."

"Baga! How big is a bullet hole before I can get blood all over my body!" I stuck my fingers into the wound, clenched my teeth, and pulled the bullet out.I was gasping for breath after a nearly fainting pain, and sweat broke out on my brow.Damn it, why hasn't the wound healed yet?It's not right, it's healing, but it's a lot slower, I forgot, my illness hasn't recovered yet.

Quite often, people from the inspection team have recognized me, "It's the red thing that sneaked up on me just now! Where did such a big man come from?"

The sound of jingling behind him was endless, and without Gui to help, the Kondo orangutan would not be able to last long alone.I took out a piece of white cloth from the collar of the uniform. This thing was originally used for bandaging, but I didn't expect that one day I would actually use it.

I simply blocked the wound, and managed to get up from Gui's arms. "Leave me alone and keep fighting. The back of the Kondo orangutan has already been handed over to you." He gave me a complicated look, gritted his teeth, and stood up, holding the handle of the knife again with both hands, blocking the Kondo orangutan's attack. behind.I also opened my posture, lowered my center of gravity, and was ready to go.

Then, I smelled crows, so thick, as if there were a huge number that blotted out the sky.They all hovered above the steep rock face behind the island, as if waiting to swoop down to feast upon the freshest carcass.My heart hangs. "Do you know where Yinsang and the others are?"

"Behind the island."

My heartbeat seemed to stop, my hands trembled a little, and the sound of teeth colliding was unbelievably loud in my eardrum.Are they... dead?Otherwise, why would there be so many crows circling?No, no, calm down, the crows are the scouts of the Yata crows, maybe they are just observing the situation and preparing to attack, if they go now, there should be still time!

"It seems that I can't guard the backs of the two of you. Take care of each other." I looked at the dark sky, "Sure enough, as beasts, we still have to hunt some prey that suits them. Humans are not the staple food. Birds are. Katsura, the Kondo orangutan, must live."

"En." He nodded to me, I jumped up, stepped on the branches above my head, and ran towards the cliff quickly.The cold air was sucked into the lungs, and was spit out again, and the stomach that had only drank a little crow's blood for more than ten hours began to ache.The twittering of the crows was getting closer and closer. The hoarse voices of hundreds of crows seemed to come from hell, which made my eardrum ache.How can I stop, believe it or not, I will use all my strength to sing a song to compete with you, bastard!

The cloth wrapped around his waist was soaked with blood, but scabbed over.I untied the cloth strip, wiped my face vigorously, and wiped off the dried blood shell on my face.I crumpled up the strip and stuffed it in my pocket.

The cliff is close at hand, although it is blocked from my sight, the sound of wind and sea has already told me the information.I saw a group of men in Yataja uniforms and bamboo hats standing on the cliff in groups, and I breathed a sigh of relief.Great, they haven't done it yet.

I turned back into a cat again, and did the same thing that was applied to the inspection team, and the crows fell silently one by one, and were dragged into the woods by me.This time, I was more careful, and I just brought down the people who were the most backward and scattered.For a long time, they didn't find anything, until everyone suddenly moved and lined up neatly on the cliff.

Yinsang and the others have arrived.