[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Hey, let me tell you, you're still sick, don't you want to lie down and rest?" Yinsang lazily leaned against the door, looking at me helplessly.I put on my coat, pinned the dagger to my waist, and tried to sit up. "No, I still have to go find them." As soon as I stood up, my brain throbbed as if I had been knocked. I shook a few times, covered my head and fell forward. Yinsang stepped forward to support me Caught me and pushed me back under the quilt.

"It's been said that they won't leave Edo, why are you in such a hurry? It's alright, it's alright, lie down quickly, you will cause trouble for them when you get there like this." Yinsang tucked me in with a bitter face. Well quilt, sit aside. "I'll read Jump to you, so you don't have to worry about it anymore, and get well soon."

I looked at the overcast sky outside the window. "Yin Sang, tell me...can we go back?"

"Ah? Where are you going back? Back to the days of the private school? Don't ask me about that kind of thing, ask Doraemon."

"No, I mean, can we go back to the days when Mina-san was messing around together?" I turned my head to Yin-sang and looked at him intently.

He and I looked at each other for a while, avoided my gaze, moved to a more comfortable posture, and looked at the gray sky. "Scatter... that kind of thing, only Doraemon knows."

I closed my eyes and clenched my fists under the covers.I want to get well soon and go back to everyone as soon as possible.They need me.

The next day, I really got better. Although I was still a little weak, the fever had subsided a lot.I insisted on going out again, but this time, Yinsang didn't stop me.

"Aren't you going to change your stinky uniform? Now that you're still wearing this outfit when you go out, isn't it the same as being a living target? Neither terrorists nor police uncles will let you go."

"Sir, I will turn back into a cat." I turned back into a cat and flicked my tail at him. "So I will never take off this dress."

"Then it's up to you, just be careful all the way."

"Well, I'm going out." I jumped onto the railing, then onto the signboard of the restaurant downstairs, and landed lightly on the ground.I tried to walk close to the corner of the wall, sniffing the traces on the road repeatedly.I didn't go out for a few days, and all kinds of messy smells gathered in the clean street washed by that rain. Suddenly, I smelled the smell of osmanthus.

I turned my head just in time to watch him leading Elizabeth past, his face stern, as if he was thinking about something.I jumped forward in a hurry, but when I fell in front of him because of my weak feet, I fell hard on my face.I got up with a grumpy face, and spit out the dirt in my mouth.

"You didn't see anything just now!" I turned my head and looked at him fiercely.

He suddenly opened his eyes wide, full of surprise. "Xiao Hei, ah no, Chen Luo Palace! Are you alright?"

"Well, it's okay, long time no see."

He squatted down in front of me, picked me up with both hands, and touched the top of my head. "It's been a long time since Chen Luodian looks like this. Why are you here?"

"You've heard about the Shinsengumi." I smiled wryly, "I lost my place again. I didn't know it when I was kicked out by Songyang. Big deal."

"Then do you want to go to my place? In fact, I am planning whether to save Kondo Xun now."

"Are you going to save the Kondo orangutan? Why? Are you enemies?"

"My enemy has always been this rotten shogunate. Now that he has been abandoned by the shogunate, it is time to win over Shinsengumi."

"An enemy's enemy is a friend. Songyang told me this. Since you are the escaped Kotaro, it should be no problem for you to save him."

"No, it should be said that there is no permanent enemy, only permanent interests are more appropriate." He touched my chin, I narrowed my eyes slightly, and let out a grunt in my throat.He asked me again. "You have nowhere to go, do you want to go to my place?"

"That's okay, I'm temporarily staying in the Wanshiwu." I flicked my tail and put my paw on the back of his hand. "Speaking of which, do you know where Mr. Hijikata is? I've been looking for him."

"He has gone to the police agency to continue working as a policeman. It is estimated that he wants to protect Kondo Isao's will and continue to maintain the peace of Edo."

"Really?" I lowered my eyes, feeling a little distressed.I quickly raised my face and smiled at him. "Arigado, then I will continue to look for him!"

Without waiting for his answer, I jumped off his hand and quickly ran in one direction.I know that uncle policeman. I often saw him squatting on a street corner when he was on patrol. He always smelled of cigars.I should be able to find Hijikata-san just by going to the places he frequents!

Sure enough, at the foot of a pile of wood and a trash can, I saw the sleeping figure of Mr. Hijikata.I ran over excitedly and jumped on his lap. He woke up suddenly, his pupils shrank into a dot, and he was covered in cold sweat.He was panting in shock, and he let out a long sigh of relief when he saw it was me. He smoked a cigarette habitually, but stopped when he was about to light it. "Chen Luo, it's you." He patted my back.

"It's okay, you can smoke it. I've been sick for the past two days and have a stuffy nose, so I can't smell it." I made a fuss and rubbed my head against his palm, trying to make him relax as much as possible.The smell of cigarettes on his body became heavier. He must have had a hard time these two days.Looking at the thick dark circles under his eyes, my heart sank, I jumped onto his shoulders, and rubbed against his cheeks. "Did you just have a nightmare?"

"Well, I dreamed that Boss Kondo was beheaded." I took me off my neck and lifted me up to my eyes. "Why are you sick again? How does the guy from Master House take care of you?"

"Actually, I ran out in the rain that day and got sick...it's none of their business." This position was uncomfortable, and I struggled, slipped from Mr. Hijikata's hand, and landed on his lap.The front of his shirt was open, and I slipped in, rubbed my eyes against his abs, poked my head out of his neckline, and looked up at him.

"You...why are you so clingy all of a sudden?" He looked down at me, rubbing a finger on the top of my head.

I'm a little shy. If I were in human form now, my face would probably be completely red.Anyway, I'm still covered in thick black hair. "I remember I said before that I have always wanted to act like a baby to Mr. Hijikata, but I was just afraid of disturbing you, and it was too embarrassing, so I have been patient. Now... let me do what I want to do for a while."

"Have you become straightforward all of a sudden?" He smiled softly, "Whenever you want to act like a baby, I welcome it."

I lay quietly in Mr. Hijikata's arms and dozed off, with a slight grunt in my throat.He lit a cigarette and smoked slowly.

"Chen Luo." He suddenly called me.

I opened my eyes. "Nani?"

"There is something I want to ask you."

I regained my energy, jumped out of his arms, sat on his lap, and shook my hair.

"I'm a little worried about that guy Sougo. He's closest to Boss Kondo. I'm afraid he might lose his composure. Although you don't have a good relationship with him, now..."

"Don't worry, Mr. Hijikata, I'm a powerful monster with a big heart!" I interrupted him, trying to speak in a cheerful tone. "Where is that guy now?"

"I don't know, I can't contact him, so I can only trouble you to look for him with your nose."

"I understand, leave it to me." I jumped off his lap and rubbed against his calf reluctantly. "When I find him, I will report back to work."

I found Okita in the evening.He sat in a corner of the park, his uniform coat was draped over his shoulders, and the knife took up most of the seat.I walked over lightly and jumped onto the other half of the bench, "Aren't your clothes going to be washed? They're all sour."

He suddenly came back to his senses and looked at this side warily. After realizing that it was me, he relaxed again. "The clothes I change and wash are all in the village. Where can I change them? How about you? Have you changed them?"

"How is it possible!" I looked around, and after confirming that there was no one there, I quickly changed back to a human form, and after showing him my uniform as if to show off, I quickly changed back to a cat. "My clothes are washed and dried by Xinbaji, and they smell delicious."

"It's not the clothes that the girl with a big stomach washed for you. Why are you so proud? It's so irritating!"

"What nonsense! How can Kagula's delicate hands touch something as poisonous as laundry detergent? Her hands only need to be able to hold umbrellas, food, and mine!"

"You are so disgusting!" He showed a disgusted expression, "Delicate? Don't you know that guy is a bad girl? That delicate hand can gently push a grown man three meters away, but she The kind that will suddenly make a scary expression at you and then yell at Minmei, don’t you see the atmosphere! Oh!”*

"I don't care, I don't care, Kagura sauce is the best!"

"...I've convinced you." He sighed, leaned back on the backrest, and stretched his limbs. "It's such a sad feeling to be evicted from your home."

"Well, me too." I jumped onto his shoulders and pressed against his neck, purring softly.This is the comfort of the companion in the cat's body language. I don't know if it will work, but I only know this way of comforting people. "A long time ago, years before you first saw me, I was kicked out of my house. At that time, I didn't know how sad it was to be kicked out."

"You don't think my clothes smell bad now?" He turned his head and put his chin on my back.I felt the skin of his throat vibrate with his words.I squinted my eyes. "It's so noisy, I want you to take care of it."

He laughed, relaxed his body even more, and looked up at the red clouds all over the sky. "Your master is also quite scumbag. You didn't know how to hunt by yourself at that time, so you just threw you away."

"It's not scum! Song...he kicked me out to protect me!"

"Hey—that's it, it's really a special way of protection." He smiled, and his shoulders shook with the laugh.He put his hands under my armpits, lifted me up, and held me high in front of his eyes. "I have been a wild cat for so many years, have you ever thought about finding another owner? My protection method is different, and I will never drive you out of the house. How about it, do you want to think about it?"

"I refuse! Hurry up and let go, this posture is very uncomfortable!" I struggled, but in this posture, my short hands and legs could only swing wildly in the air.His face was right under me, with the same grin as always, which made me very angry.

"Put me down!"

"I refuse." He lifted me up again. "Simba."

"Simba, oh Simba! I told you this position is uncomfortable! Be careful, I'll turn back into a human form and crush you bastard!"

The author has something to say: *Gintama's live-action version of Kagura and I am the big brother Kyoko Ohayakawa are played by Hashimoto Kanna, and the famous scene of "Akemi, don't you know how to watch the atmosphere!" Everyone must have seen or heard of the emoji made by the explosive Yan Yi.Hey, she is obviously a peerless beautiful girl who meets once in a thousand years, why has she gradually turned into a walking emoji?It just made me fan her.