[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Silver sauce, silver sauce! Chengye sent a letter to Alu!"

"Don't be so loud, Kagula-chan, what if Luosang Chen is still sleeping... Luosang Chen? A Nuo... Yinsang? Eh? You... Eh——!"

"Xinbaji, Chen Luojiang will be woken up by you, Alu."

"Kagula sauce, let's go first, wait for Chen Luosang to wake up... Ah yes! Let's go to the convenience store and buy some snacks and come back! Chen Luosang must have something he wants to eat..."

"Well, I have to buy a new one, I just saw Yinjiang has hers next to her bed..."

"Ahhh, stop talking about Kagula sauce!"

"Hmm... the voice of Kagula sauce..." I stood up, blinked my eyes slowly, and looked around. "Yin Sang, did Kagula sauce come here just now?"

"It's your illusion, go to sleep." A pair of bandaged hands moved away from my waist and rubbed on the top of my head. The hanging hair dangled and scratched the tip of my nose. I sneezed.Only then did I realize that I was lying on my body beside him.My dull mind turned, and the scenes of last night flashed through my mind like a movie. With a fever on my face, I straightened up suddenly, wrapped my whole body in a quilt, and ran back to my own bed. , With a swipe, he closed the curtain between my hospital bed and his.

"Why did you roll my quilt away! Don't you have a quilt over there? Ah Qiu! Ah—— Qiu! It's still very cold in the morning!" He yelled over there, and I opened the curtain suddenly , flung the quilt over, and quickly pulled it back up.

"Isn't it too crowded to sleep in such a small bed? Why didn't you wake me up!"

"Who told you that you looked half-tired last night, Yinsang, I was kind enough to not wake you up! Do you think it's comfortable to squeeze in such a small bed? You almost hurt my wound by pressing on my chest all night It's all broken!"

"Then you woke me up!" I buried my head under the quilt, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"'s most! It will leave a lifetime of psychological shadow on them." No, no, no, I have to act like nothing happened and get up quickly... Hey! Are my clothes with you?"

"On the ground, I can't move now, you can pick it up yourself."

"Who wants to pick up the fat one that fell on the floor and put it on again! How can it be rested! Isn't there a change of clothes?"

"How would I know that kind of thing! I'm not a staff member of the hospital!"

"Didn't you wake up much earlier than me? It's the senior's duty to guide the ignorant juniors, you bastard!"

"What are you two arguing about so early in the morning?! This is a hospital! Not a playground! If you keep arguing, I'll stick this needle into your asses! How can you stop!" The door was kicked open with a bang, and a burly man The nurse aunt rushed in, holding a large suffocating needle in her hand. The needle, as thick as a little finger, shone with sharp silver light in the morning light.

Swallowing the complaint of "You are always louder than the two of us combined", Yinsang and I shrank back into the bed cowardly, and completely stopped.

"Arnold...that...isn't it for me?" A weak voice came from behind the aunt, and the aunt pulled out a list on her chest, "No. 308 Hattori Quanzang, that's right, is yours."

The sound of footsteps came, and the aunt let out a roar like the roar of a lion in the east of the river: "Sack! Don't let it go! Don't try to run!" Her strong figure disappeared from the door, and behind her was a cramped expression. New eighty.

"Arnuo...Chen Luosang..." He hesitated at the door, hesitating, a pair of white hands that belonged to a girl suddenly came in, and then I saw Yuan Fei walking towards me slowly, with his head slightly lowered As she watched, the reflection from the mirror blocked her expression.She handed me a paper bag. "New Fat Times."

"Ah...Arigado." I was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered the reason, blushed again, shrank back under the quilt, and thanked me in a low voice.

Xinbaji looked very nervous, and Xiao Kagura poked his head out from behind the door frame, looking inside curiously.There was something wrong with the atmosphere, I looked at Yinsang blankly, but he didn't say a word; I looked at Xinbaji again, he kept waving his hands, motioning me to go and see Sarutobi, and desperately lip-synthesized for me.

What the hell does he want me to do!I can't lip talk!

Sarutobi's lips trembled, and his hands clenched into fists on both sides of his body. "You... You actually... stole my silver mulberry... You didn't call me... Ha... You didn't call me..." Her body trembled, and her breathing gradually became heavy. I suddenly remembered Ah, isn't this guy Yinsang's stalker ninja plus fanatic?where did she go last night

"Hey! Sarutobi, you are cold..."

"Didn't this make me uncontrollably excited! The new placement plus NTR! Ahhh I can't help it!" She made a strange sharp sound, twisted her body, and hugged me shoulders. "Where? Where have you been touched? Ah! This is the smell of silver mulberry! Did silver mulberry put 〇〇 into your 〇〇 and then 〇 and then 〇 and finally 〇? Or after 〇 and then 〇 and then again 〇〇〇..."

? ? ?who I am?where am I?What is this guy talking about?Fuck?What have I heard?What kind of obscenity is this?Why is there silence everywhere?There are two minors over there lying behind the door so they can affect you, okay?Hey, I said that the author is a serious person after all. If you say something so super-classical, she may suffocate to death because she can't write it, and then this pit is really a pit. Do you understand?

I was completely shocked, growing up so big, I have never seen such a fierce girl.It wasn't until she started hugging me and dawdling that I finally realized that I threw her towards Yinsang with all my strength, wrapped in the quilt in shock, and huddled up at the foot of the bed.At that moment, I really felt what it means: weak, pitiful, and helpless.I was too young to know anything about the horrors of man.

"Ah, the pain and the wound is about to be cracked! Crack! What are you two? Ah, don't move the pain of Yin Sang! Legs!" Yin Sang was thrown out by my best to throw it over. Sarutobi slammed straight on and started screaming.

"I'm not reconciled! I'm so reconciled! What's so great about Cat Ear Girl! Her current body must be filled with Yinsang's 〇〇 and 〇〇 and 〇〇〇〇... Ah! I am not reconciled! I also I want silver mulberry's 〇〇 and then 〇〇 and then 〇〇〇..."

"Ah, I told you not to move around, it hurts! Ah! The bandage is red! It's red! Is there anyone? Help!"

"Humans are scary, humans are scary, humans are scary..."

"Xinbaji, is Chen Luojiang now our proprietress? Will Chen Luojiang be able to live in Wanshiwu all the time in the future? Can I eat the rice cooked by Chenluo sauce every day? Hey! Xin Eighty! Answer me!"

"Ah, I'm not reconciled! Isn't it just that the cooking is better? I can also cook natto very well! I also want silver mulberry〇〇, then〇〇, and then〇..."

"Is your ear broken, woman? I told you not to move around, it hurts! Hey, it hurts! Xinbaji! Help me!"

"Hey, Xinbaji, answer me? Isn't that right?"

"Human beings are scary, scary, scary..."

"Hey, I'm talking about you guys," Xin Baji took a deep breath, "There's no end to it!!"

"Ah----!!!" A devastating scream came from the ward next door, followed by Xin Baji's roar, and went straight into the sky.It was Hattori's voice, probably that Obasan had stuffed the Jumbo needle into his hemorrhoid.We all fell silent and fell into silence.

I slammed the bed curtain shut, wrapped in the quilt and put on my clothes. Little Kagura carefully slipped a head in, his big eyes were full of curious light. "Chen Luo sauce, I have a question."

Facing such a pair of eyes full of thirst for knowledge, how can I say no.I patted her head, "Ask."

"Will there be Yinjiang's baby in Chen Luojiang's belly?"

! ! !I almost forgot!There was no such thing before, and I will never let it exist in the future!Immortal body plus MADAO, what kind of devil-like curse is this born!I jumped up suddenly, opened the bed curtain, and rushed out with bare feet.

"Chen Luo sauce?"

I ignored her, opened the door and rushed out, rushed all the way to the pharmacy outside the hospital, and bought all kinds of contraceptives in one go.While I was standing by the vending machine to buy water, a voice suddenly sounded behind me.

"I'm so unwilling, you got the 〇〇 of Yinsang I wanted, but you have no intention of keeping them. Really, you don't have to give them to me!" She still had that distorted tone, but I There was a trace of dissatisfaction on her face.

This guy... is actually a very good girl.Such a human girl is the most suitable for Yinsang.I smiled unconsciously, put the pill in my mouth, raised my head, and swallowed a sip of mineral water.

"What's your smile? It's so annoying." She made a look of disgust. "I warn you not to get carried away. Although NTR is not my favorite, if you don't pay attention, I will still snatch Yinsang back!"

"Is this bullying among female high school students? I don't think it's as fierce as Matako Kuishima's warning." I laughed and put my hands in my pockets.

"What are you doing?" She looked at me warily.

"Last night, thank you." I took out a handful of kunai and handed it to her.This was discovered on the surveillance probe in the room, and it was clear without thinking that it was the handwriting of this stalker lady last night.

She froze for a moment, then withdrew the Kunai from my hand, turned around and strode towards the hospital. "Although I'm not reconciled, Yinsang is counting on you, Black Cat Baga."