[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I hope I don't wake up tonight if I can.But in fact, although I seem to be still asleep on the surface, I am actually awake, and I can’t wake up anymore. My nerves are so tight that my brain is hurting!

I was thinking, why haven't I learned a little more human swearing?Isn't it said that learning a language starts with swear words?Why can't I think of any other vocabulary besides Qikexiu now?How could Xiu Songyang blame you for teaching me so well!I don't know how to express the feeling of suffocation in my heart now!Even if I'm a cat, I know it's not normal to roll in bed with your enemy!

And I should have woken up earlier, Takasugi was still asleep when I first woke up, at that time I was too busy to break down, I didn't even think about running away, and he had already woken up during the tangled gap in my heart, now Well, I don't even have a chance to get away!

He is up!Lift the quilt!Get dressed!Open the windows and start smoking!But why don't you leave at all!are you not hungry?I'm hungry!What to do now!Do I have to keep pretending to sleep like this?ah!This guy is at it again!Don't come near me with such a heavy smell of cigarettes, you bastard!The hand you are touching my hair is just holding the cigarette rod!The smell of smoke is so heavy!Oops, I can't help it, I'm going to sneeze!

"Ah Qiu!"

I sneezed so hard that I even bounced myself off the bed so hard that it hit Takasugi's chest.Good, now I have to wake up.

"Hiss..." I covered my forehead with one hand and rubbed my nose with the other, feeling extremely embarrassed.Because I really didn't know what expression to put on, I deliberately didn't look at him, but looked at the folds of the quilt, but he smiled, and there was a scar from my bite on his lips, and he reached out to me with one hand Under the chin, like he used to tease the cat every night, but without a layer of down to cover it, I always feel something is wrong.Is this what humans call shame?

"your name……"

"Huh?" I was so nervous that I interrupted him and looked up at him in confusion.

"Don't be afraid." His palm ran across the side of my face and pinned my hair behind my ear. "Last night was just a little effort."

"...um." What does this mean?Who will give me an analysis of what it means?Do you mean don't care?He doesn't mind my oolong at all!When did Takasugi become such a good guy!Ah, no, no, no, I was so moved that I was about to cry, as expected, this way of handling it suits me!Should I be thanking you? "Arnold... Arigado."

"Don't mind." He put his hand on my head, rubbed my hair, and stroked the root of my cat ear. The soft touch made me flinch, and I quickly stretched out my hands to hold him hand. "I'm still in heat, and it's time to get out of control again in a while."

He took my hand and put it on the quilt. "Who came up with your name?"

"Name? Do you mean Chen Luo? That must have been said by Shenwei."

"Shenwei? I haven't heard him talk about it."

"It's purely a coincidence." I recounted the scene for him at that time, "If the book he was holding at that time said Yetu, then I would probably be called Yetu now."

"That's it." Takasugi laughed, and I smelled a pleasant smell from the air.What, is there anything else about my name that can make him happy?

"Are you happy? Why? Is there something special about my name?"

"How do you know I'm happy?" Takasugi felt a little surprised. He has been said by the soldiers to be too elusive. Only those who have been with him for many years can barely understand his emotions.

"The breath will change, I can smell it." I wanted to point to my nose, but his hands were still held by him, so forget it. "Beasts believe in their noses more than their eyes. I can detect every change in your mood." I wanted to proudly show off this ability that is better than humans, but I laughed embarrassedly. "Although I can detect changes, my own emotions are not as delicate as human beings, so sometimes even if I detect changes, I don't know what it is."

"You know all my mood changes?" His voice became dangerous, but his breath was excited.Human beings can disguise their expressions and voices, but they cannot fake their breath. The volatilization of various substances on their bodies fully exposes their state of mind.

"Yes." I met his dangerous looking gaze, although I knew he was not angry, but the psychological shadow that had not faded still made my eyes tremble uncontrollably. "Your despair, sadness, throbbing, and crying, I know all about it. The breath can't be faked. Even if you look terrible now, I know that you are not angry. On the contrary, you are happy. You It's nice to have a creature who understands you, even if she's not human." I don't know why I said these words, and my stupid brain suddenly worked, my logic became clear, and I felt, I seem to have stumbled upon the truth. "Takasugi, you are so lonely."

For a moment, I thought my throat had been cut, but soon I discovered that it was just an illusion, an illusion caused by his overly fierce gaze.His knife was still leaning against the wall, and his hand was still intertwined with mine. He looked at me and gave me a gentle smile. "Don't call me Mr. Jinsuke anymore?"

His smile dispelled all the courage I had just come from, I quickly looked away, and murmured: "We are enemies now, that name is a bit too..."

"I said, when you figure it out, you will be welcome at any time in the Ghost Soldier Squad. Xiao Hei."

My eyes suddenly widened, and hearing that old, no longer used name come from Gao Shan's mouth, it always made my heart twitch. "My name is Chen Luo now." I actually corrected him. To me, the name is just a name for convenience. It doesn't matter how I call it. I have never been as hypocritical as a human being, and I still give such a heavy meaning to a name. .That's how it should have been.

He didn't answer. Although he didn't look at him, I could feel his gaze on my face, which was obviously very gentle, but as heavy as a thousand pounds.Finally, I was defeated. "up to you."

"I'll tell you why I was glad to hear you explain where your name came from. Because it was a name you chose yourself, a compromise you made to cope with this troubled world. You're not bound by anything, you're not It hasn't changed, it's still the free and lawless Xiao Hei."

what is this?Is it to excuse me?Unilaterally judge that I have not become a lackey of the shogunate?What are you doing, this guy... I can't bear it... He obviously doesn't understand anything, and he just defines him casually... It's so annoying... Wait, did I just call myself someone else?What is this?I'm actually shy? !Because of this guy? !After living for so many years, I actually understand what it means to be shy because of this guy? !

My face became hot and started to burn red. I broke away from his hand in a panic, pushed him aside, and said incoherently: "I, I'm hungry! Let's get up and eat quickly! If we don't go, there will be nothing left. What's the matter, talk about my clothes..." My voice stopped abruptly.If there is no accident, all my clothes should have become an accident.

What to do now!My head turned to Takasugi Shinsuke rattling like it was rusting. "Your clothes...and the medicine box...let me use it."

Naturally, there is no way to borrow underwear and fat times from him, but fortunately, the ghost army is not the seventh division, and there are at least a lot of women here.Unfortunately, the only one who has a better relationship with me is Matako Kuishima, and I unilaterally think that I have a better relationship with her.I don't have any underwear, I just use a bandage and it's fine, but the fat time...she...probably...has a new fat time...would you like to lend it to me?It doesn't matter if she refuses to lend it to me, I will steal it even if I go!

Hey, I think my underwear has enough disasters and disasters. I, a guy who has never had a wound, has never touched a bandage. I even wound up accidentally when I was sick last time. Okita helped me wrap the gauze and bandage. Now because Underwear is always broken, and I'm so familiar with bandages on my breasts.

I've always been greedy for Takasugi's Purple King Butterfly Yukata, but I didn't expect to actually get one in this way.I am about the same height as him, and there is no problem with the length of the clothes, but because of the width of the shoulders, they always slip down. In addition, without underwear, my shoulders are almost always half-naked.I don't mind showing my skin, but I always feel a bit like Yoshihara's mother-san in this way.

No matter how much I didn't want to meet other people on the ghost ship, I still had to go out.I can't always rely on Takasugi to bring the food back, not to mention, I have to ask Matako Kashima for a fat time.I can't ask Takasugi to do this, can I?In that case, the glorious image of Takasugi in Kashima Matako's heart will collapse!

When I appeared in front of the crowd wearing this outfit, I heard the sound of Kawagami Wanqi's shamisen breaking.All the noise has subsided, and a needle can be heard.Although I was mentally prepared, I still couldn't help but want to hide my face and run away when everyone's shocked eyes were fixed on me.I turned around and wanted to go back the same way, but almost ran into Shinsuke Takasugi.He looked at me with a playful smile, determined not to allow me to back down.

"You stupid cat! How dare you! How dare..." Matako Kaishima roared from behind me. I turned my head and strode towards her who was trembling with anger.The eyes of everyone moved with my movement, some were surprised, some were watching the show, and some were looking forward to it. "Youzi..." I intentionally called her name in a voice that was about to cry, and suddenly accelerated and ran, grabbed her hand, and quickly escaped from this place of right and wrong.

No one made a sound, and no one stopped me. I was shocked when I saw everyone's eyes.I think they probably wanted to see rivals in love, but now I'm trying to make this scene feel like elopement.If I can still stay at that scene, I really want to ask them: Are you surprised or not?Is it surprising?

Matako Kurishima looked like she was frightened by me, obediently being dragged by me, stumbling all the way to the warehouse where she took me to the first place, she just reacted and shook off my hand fiercely. "Why do you call me by my name so intimately, a traitor? Why did you bring me here? What happened between you and Master Jinsuke?"

"Anossa," I was a little embarrassed, pressed her shoulders, and leaned closer to her ear.She looked like she was trying to avoid me, and she kept backing away, but I forced her on the container. "Do you have any new fat times, can you give me a few?"

"What?!" She looked terrified and couldn't believe her ears.

"I said," I took a deep breath. "Lend me some new fat times."

"Go to hell you pervert!!!"