[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

So hot... so thirsty... I remember there was a chilled Pocari in the fridge... eh?Why can't I move?Who kidnapped me?This kind of leather rope is still used...why can't you see anything?If my eyes are not blind, are they covered by something?Hello!anyone there?Damn, I can't even move my mouth... Who tied it on my mouth? What is this thing?Treat cats like this, be careful, I will sue you at the Animal Protection Association!

The rope is tied quite tightly, and I can't break free at all... How can I rest, if I don't dare to turn back into a cat casually now, I would have escaped and ran away long ago!How about taking a little risk and letting out the claws to cut it off?But the heat on my body is obviously about to enter the seizure state again... Wouldn't it be possible to turn on Shi Lezhi's mode instantly if I became a little feline?

By the way, where is this?It exudes a smell that I have never smelled before!By the way, didn't I stay with Okita?Where did that guy go?Could it be that he deliberately threw me here to embarrass me as a punishment?If this is the price of secretly colluding with the barbarians and causing him to be inexplicably angry for several days... then it is not unbearable.By the way, what is going on in this kid's mind?Adolescent human ghosts are too difficult to understand, right?

While I was thinking illogically, I heard the sound of the door being opened and closed.My body tensed up, and if it was really a kidnapper, I would cut the rope no matter how great the risk was, but luckily, I smelled Okita, and there was no one else except him.I breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed.

There seemed to be a thick carpet on the ground, and the footsteps made by his clogs were so soft that I could barely hear them.I felt him move closer to me and sat down on the edge of the bed.The edge of the bed didn't slump, probably because he was sitting on a chair or something.

"Woooo! Woooooooooo!" (Okita, let go of me!) I moved and made an indistinct sound.There was no response for a long time. If I could still hear his breathing, I would have wondered if he was not in the room at all.I moved again, turned my body sideways in his direction, and sat up slightly.

"Woo hoo?" (Okita?)

A pair of hands landed on my head, touched it lightly, then stroked along my cheeks to my chin, and lifted my face up.There was a feeling of oppression in my throat, and I realized that I was put on a collar again. "Mao Sang." His voice was a little more trembling than usual, as if he was enduring something. "You should really see what you look like now." His fingers slid down to the collar, and he touched it lightly.I felt a little pressure and swallowed hard.

"Seeing that you seem to have something to say, I will allow you to speak for the time being." He turned on that superior mode again, and the sound alone made me want to kick him.But now I obviously can't do that, my legs are still tied by the rope, not to mention, I really need him now.

Something in my mouth was removed, and I finally closed my mouth, feeling a pain in the muscles on my cheeks.I swallowed, trying to moisten my throat. "Why did you tie me up?"

"Maosang should be to blame for this. I slept on the bench as if I was dead, and then suddenly started to attack again. If I hadn't tied you up, who knows what you would do."

"...That's not enough to do this, right? Do you still have to cover your eyes and gag your mouth?"

"It's because you're licking people. As for the eye mask, it's because there are so many things here. It's a pity not to use them, so I used them all."

"What the hell kind of place would give this kind of thing? Did you take me to some kind of human trafficking center?"

"No, it's just an ordinary lovehotel."

"...Even if I was a cat, I would swim through Yoshiwara at night anyway. A normal lovehotel wouldn't have so many things, right? This must be some kind of S|M club or something? Don't use your bad taste Hey, on me! By the way, aren’t you a minor? Why do you still enter these places? Is this illegal? It’s a fishing law enforcement, please ask Mr. Okita Police to take it here? I’m a team The members will also help, so let me go!"

"Oh, so Mao-san wants to play the game of police and prisoners? If so, there are suitable costumes and props here..."

"How hard do you have to be to listen like this! The point is to tell you to let me go!"

"Yada."

"...Be careful, I will go to the Animal Protection Association to sue you for cruelty to cats, damn child!"

"up to you."

The aura around him was a bit dangerous, and I couldn't help restraining my bickering thoughts, and became slightly serious. "Okita, what on earth do you want to do? Human teenagers are already very thoughtful. If you don't just say it, I don't understand what you want to do."

"I..." He paused. "I want to feed you."

"..." This is the answer again. "If you want to raise a cat, it's everywhere, and if I'm here, I can guarantee that the cat won't scratch and scratch..."

"No." He interrupted me, "I want to raise you, just you, not in the form of a cat, but I want you to have the surname Okita and become my family's... a cat."

This is even more puzzling. After a circle, does this still mean you want to support me?But why?Want a rare cat demon as a pet?Want to own an SSR directly?But I have to add the surname of Okita... Will Onmyoji also give surnames to monsters when they collect monsters?I've never heard of this kind of operation...Could it be...because Sanye is gone, so I'm lonely and want a sister?Well... Although I can't raise such an annoying younger brother, I can accept it.

"If you want me to be your sister, just say so."

He was silent for a long time. "...How on earth do you understand this?"

"Eh? Isn't it? What is that? Let me tell you first, I won't accept the title of mother. Even if I have lived for a long time, I am still a young girl. It will be very troublesome to have such a big son suddenly; but sister It’s not okay, after all, I still live many years longer than you.” Although I didn’t realize those years.

"Mao-san, to be honest, I really want to open your head now to see what you are thinking." There was a murderous look in Okita's voice.

"...if you have narcotics or painkillers that definitely work, I can let you do that."...if that's what he wanted to do.

Although I couldn't see Okita's expression, I felt a speechless aura coming from him, which was exactly the same as that of me chatting with Gui Kua server.I frowned, did my understanding really go astray so much?But I really can't figure it out! "Okita, although I am very unwilling to tell you, my brain is really not very bright, so please explain your thoughts in the most direct way."

"I like you."

"..." There was a long silence.If I take off my blindfold, Okita will probably be able to see my shocked pupils that have shrunk into a line.No way?When Mr. Hijikata told me that Okita was interested in me, I completely passed the possibility that he liked me!Judging from his various performances, his feelings for me should not be liking!Like to be provocative?If you like it, you will do everything possible to toss me?If you like it, try to force me to put on his collar and call him master?Is there such a distorted way of expressing human emotions?

"Arnold... Then you said about the last name..."

"I want to marry you."

Why!Why did this kind of nonsense come from Okita's mouth!I thought that only a fierce guy like Gui would say that, but I didn't expect a teenager like you in the new era to say that too!By the way, you are still a teenager, why do you want to propose marriage?Shouldn't normal teens start with a relationship first?By the way, I have no plans to date anyone!

"Arnold... aren't you underage? Is it a bit..."

"In Maosang's eyes, I'm still a brat, right?" I felt him stand up from where he was before, approaching me with a dangerous aura on his body.Even though I do judge him as a cub in my heart, under this sense of oppression, I really can't say it.

I felt that the blindfold was lifted, and the dim light suddenly illuminated my field of vision.I saw Okita's face up close, his red eyes rippling like red wine in a glass.He smiled, but his eyes were full of threats. "I have a deal I want to make with Maosang."

"Mao-sang doesn't want me to tell Tufang-san about you and Gui, so you're willing to do anything for that, right?" I swallowed and nodded slightly.It's too dangerous, the aura on his body is too dangerous, he's obviously just a minor, why does he exude such an oppressive aura?

"Then, I've already thought about what I want you to do. Even if I force you to like me, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it, right?" Although I really wanted to nod, my intuition held me back.The desire to survive told me that if I nodded, I would probably be dealt with badly.Seeing that I didn't respond, he seemed satisfied and continued talking.

"It's very simple. I intend to ask you to obey my words and not to resist my instructions. Of course, I will not give you such excessive orders as telling you to beat up that woman with a big stomach. You can rest assured. "I hesitated, "Is there a deadline?"

"Yes, until Hijikata-san knows about you and Gui. If you listen to me, I won't tell the story."

Isn't that indefinite... My heart sank.How long am I going to listen to this guy?The anxiety in my heart didn't last long, and Okita once again took my attention away.He climbed onto the bed suddenly, spreading his legs on top of me.

He was against the light, and his red eyes were as dark as blood in his veins. "Maosang," he laughed, "the first thing I want you to obey now is to bear witness to whether I am a brat or not. Tonight, you have to remember it well for me."

"...Hi Yi." Unconsciously, I nodded.