[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

This time, I didn't have to be humiliated and passed out directly, but it wasn't much better.I really didn't have any strength, I couldn't even blink or move my fingers, but my mind was still clear, and I could clearly know that Mr. Hijikata was wiping me.I would rather be asleep now, so that I can avoid embarrassment at least.

Why?Why does Mr. Hijikata like me?Why Mr. Hijikata?If other people confess to me or something, I can refuse without saying a word, but Mr. Hijikata... I don't want to disappoint him or make him sad, in short, because I have the slightest bad emotion.He's already done a lot for me|.

I moved my eyes, and met Hijikata-san's gaze.His gaze was still very gentle, seeing me looking at him, he brushed my forehead hair sticking to my face. "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"...can't sleep." I whispered, "Why does Hijikata-san like me?"

"Hmm..." He blushed again, faltering. "Because it's...cute? If you ask me about this kind of thing, I don't even know it!"

I laughed. "I also find it strange. As a cat, my appearance is indeed quite cute... Could it be that Mr. Hijikata is a pervert who is in love with cats? It's too much, my cat's shape is obviously not much bigger than the palm of your hand..." I Make a "wrong about you" face.

"How is it possible!" He growled at me in a low voice and patted my head. "I mean...for a woman, you're...cute."

He spoke as if the words were burning his mouth.And I also feel that this sentence is very hot. "Mr. Hijikata, I've never considered myself a woman."

"I know."

"Dakala...Arnold...I'm used to being a wild cat, and I don't want to find a master for myself."

"Is this a refusal?" Mr. Hijikata looked a little bit disappointed, and my mood also dropped. "Gomenase." I closed my eyes.

The warmth of being touched came from the top of my head again, and I heard Mr. Hijikata say: "No need to apologize, you just need to keep the status quo. You can think about it again, if one day you want to be raised..."

Mr. Hijikata didn't continue, but I understood what he meant.I nodded, "Yeah."

I woke up very early the next day, probably because I slept next to Mr. Hijikata last night. I slept very deeply and recovered very well. I even felt that I could go out to patrol today.Originally, I didn't apply for a vacation, and I wasn't replaced in the shift, but Mr. Hijikata sent me out although he was worried.Before leaving, he told me to pay attention to safety as usual, and touched my head to show encouragement.I have been wondering in my heart, shouldn't this be a normal way of getting along between human fathers and daughters?What went wrong, why did Hijikata-san have feelings for me?

"Hey, Mao-san, how long are you going to stand in front of this electric pole?" Okita moved his hands one step away and looked at me impatiently.I suddenly came back to my senses and took a step back.I almost forgot, today he and I are in the same group.

"Sorry, sorry, I was distracted just now." I said haha, and stood a little far away from him.This kid has been out of order for the past two days, sometimes sad, sometimes crazy, and then happy, it is really unpredictable.But that's just one reason why I don't want to get too close to him, and the other is that I smell of Mr. Hijikata's cigarettes all over me now.I don't know if the human nose can detect it, but in my opinion, this smell is stronger than the territorial boundaries marked by various strange secretions of the same kind.

Speaking of the mark, I remembered, this dead child, when will he be willing to take the collar off Lao Tzu's neck!I've been strangled, I'm having a hard time breathing, okay?I pointed to my neck and looked at him with gritted teeth.

He smiled, reached out and stroked my neck a few times.I thought he was picking the lock, but he withdrew his hand quickly. "I forgot," he laughed like a devil, "there is a tracking system on the collar, so you don't have to guess where Maosang will go when she is in heat."

A tic-tac-toe popped on my forehead and raised my middle finger at him. "Okita Sougo, once my estrus period is over and my combat power recovers, I will be the first to blow your head off."

"Have you ever won a fight with me?" His face was full of sarcasm.

"..." Damn it, where is my dagger?No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can ask Xiao Kagura to help fight his strength, and then I can blow his head off.I tried my best to smooth my hair in my heart, and walked forward quickly.He didn't look like he wanted to catch up at all, which was to my liking, and I wanted to get rid of him a long time ago.

I purposely made a random turn into the depths of the alley, as long as I didn't go out of the patrol range, it didn't matter which way I went.Suddenly, someone pulled my hand and was dragged into a dead end.Someone grabbed my waist before my back hit the wall.

"Chen Luodian, you are leaving in such a hurry, is there any trouble?"

Wash the motor!I shouldn't be walking with my head covered, not paying attention to the changes in the surrounding smell!I temporarily forgot about the wig because I was too concerned about Hijikata-san, but this guy is also a very difficult target!

I moved a little to the side, avoiding his touch, deliberately put on a look of avoiding him, and looked at him out of the corner of my eye. "none of your business."

"..." He was silent as expected.

"I remember I said don't bother me recently. I'll go first." As I said that, I turned around and was about to leave, but before I could take a step, my wrist was grabbed again.I tried to tug hard, but failed.Why can't I be an animal like a tiger that has evolved to the apex of cats?Being a cat is too disadvantageous in terms of strength!Am I not a cat demon?Feel free to add a night rabbit to me, even if the body is petite, but the setting is super strong, bastard author!Besides, I'm not a petite type at all!The figure is so big, isn't it!

"Bridge bean sack." He took a breath, as if preparing for the big move.My heart hangs, this guy must have nothing good to say, am I going to start another cross-server chat?

"Chen Luodian obviously likes me, why do you still avoid me? Is it really because of the faction?"

Who likes you!From what behavior did you make up for this!Have I done anything out of the ordinary so far?Ah, I don’t know much about human beings’ relationship patterns and boundaries. Maybe I’ve actually done it... Yabai, have I ever done it? Who can guide me? Songyang, why didn’t you teach me these things in the first place!

I refused to look back, and my eyes were wandering everywhere because of my guilty conscience. "I don't know where you figured that out, but I'm pretty sure I don't like you."

"Then what the leader said about me being your love isn't true anymore? The leader won't spread rumors for no reason. Didn't Chen Luodian say something to her?"

Wash the motor!When did Xiao Kagura accidentally slip up!With such important evidence in hand, is Gui's serious character willing to let it go?No matter, all in all, negating first is the correct answer!

"No, I haven't said such a thing, maybe you heard it wrong. And anyway, we are still in the hostile camp..."

He cut me off. "Chen Luodian, can you look me in the eyes and say it again?"

"What's wrong..." I turned my head and met Gui's eyes. ... How can I rest, I really can't tell.I'm not very good at lying, and when I lied to Mr. Hijikata, I pretended to be doing other things at the same time to fool me. Now that I stare at such a pair of focused eyes, I can't lie well at all!

"Sure enough, it's because of the faction. It doesn't matter, Chen Luodian, I will work hard to break through the difficulties, you just wait for me. Ah... I always feel like Romeo and Juliet." Gui touched me with a wry smile on his head. "Oh, Chen Luodian, why are you Chen Luodian!"

Who the hell is performing an opera with you here!Who is with you Romeo and Juliet!And didn't you say Juliet's lines?Should I find you a small balcony and wear a knight outfit with a long sword to cooperate with you?Ah, and, have to get you a dad named Caplet to act as the villain?So what about the wig, what do you think of Okita Caple's father?

"Today I was patrolling with Okita, and I ran away suddenly, I guess he will come here soon, you go!" Well, although he will not come here.

"Alara, what did I hear? The dignified Shinsengumi members want to let go of the nobles because of love, Maosang, what do you think should be done about this?"

Wash the motor!Why Mao Okita is here!Haven't I circled around enough?He just acted like he didn't care if I left or not!

"The tracking on the collar is quite sensitive. I'll go to that store later to order a batch." Okita seemed to see my question, and shook the screen of the phone at me, a red dot marking my location was There is a light on it.

Wash the motor!Forgot that the collar this guy brought me was just turned on in tracking mode!

Gui's hand moved to the hilt of the knife, and made a gesture. "Damn Okita Capule! You actually used such a lowly method as a tracking collar for Chen Luodian! Is this the first difficulty we need to break through before we elope? Then I, Gui Romeo, will not be afraid of!"

You're still addicted to this meme, aren't you?What the hell is Okita Capulet?What is Gui Romeo?Didn't you just say Juliet's lines?How did I become Juliet again now?If that's the case, wouldn't Okita become my father?Bah, bah, bah, that's not the point now, these two seem to be fighting!