[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

After entering Mr. Hijikata's room, I knelt and sat at his table as always, ready to listen to his teaching.Such an upright sitting posture is not common for me. Even in human form, I still prefer to lie on my back.But until my legs were numb, he still didn't speak.

I frowned slightly, moved my butt a little away, and felt the numbness in my legs suddenly turn into a burning tingling.The heat is still surging in my body, hitting my brain wave after wave. If he doesn't speak again, I won't be able to hold on. "Mr. Hijikata?" I asked, "You called me... What is it?"

Is there something unspeakable?Human beings are troublesome. If you take care of this and that, why don't you just say something?

"Ah...cough..." He seemed to wake up suddenly, then coughed, turned his head slightly, and blushed a little. "About your heat/estrous period...you don't need to..."

"Huh?" His voice was so vague that even my ears couldn't make out what he was saying, which was very different from Mr. Hijikata who usually gave orders with a strong momentum.

"You don't have to leave, it's...cough," he coughed again and cleared his throat. "You can solve it within the team." After he finished speaking, his face turned red immediately, and his brows were tightly wrinkled. He looked very irritable, fidgeting, and fumbled his hands around his pockets, as if he wanted to smoke.But the breath he exudes is a little different from irritability... Recently, my understanding of feelings has improved a lot, and I suddenly realized that he was shy.

Mr. Hijikata... shy?I was shocked, and even temporarily ignored what he said. After a few seconds, I realized what he just said, and I was even more puzzled.

"...Mr. Hijikata," I frowned and thought for a while, "Do you want me to find a cat? Let me tell you first, I absolutely don't want to do this, even if it will delay work, I will definitely not do this Made it. The feral cat's 〇〇 has barbs and is not gentle at all, and it will bite me on the back of the neck. If they dare to touch me, I will definitely turn this place into a feral cat morgue."

He seemed to be choked by something, and looked at me with a puzzled look. "Who told you to find a stray cat that didn't know where it came from? How on earth did you want to go there?"

"Then Mr. Hijikata, you speak more bluntly! Please understand the blunt thinking mode of the beast!"

"...well, I mean..." He blushed again, and glanced at the pile of documents on the table. "You can solve it inside the village."

"What the hell?" I'm sorry my grandma, ah no, I just can't turn my head around.

emmm... Is Mr. Hijikata Shi Lezhi like me?What is the solution inside the village?Where can I find a suitable candidate?My appearance is quite attractive to humans, but how could any of these team members who are familiar with what a violent guy I am in nature be willing?This is one of the reasons why I thought about going to Yoshiwara to solve it at first!Everyone is a normal human being, with so many gentle girls around, who would pay attention to a guy who can take his head off at any time?Only monsters like Kamui, who only want to challenge to become stronger and stronger every day, will be interested in me, right?Even if that guy Gui proposed to me, it was because he was a Dianbo Baga, and when he turned the axis around, he would naturally forget about it.

Mr. Hijikata didn't talk to me, so I had to say something else. "I don't think so, such neuropathy does not exist."

Mr. Hijikata choked obviously, "Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself... or about human beings?"

"...I don't think so." I took a deep breath, and the collar around my neck showed its presence again.I suddenly thought of Okita, who was mentioned continuously today, and even ran to me to show his presence, his expression twisted for a moment. "Mr. Hijikata, you don't mean... Okita, right?"

He nodded.

This time it was my turn to choke.

He was once said to be a ghost, but he really is a ghost!Why?Why on earth is he interested in me?Because I'm a cat?Is it because I'm a beast ear girl?But now animal ear girls are very common, okay?There is one downstairs in Wanshiwu, a rebellious beast-eared lady!

I don't believe that he likes me, but if it's the desire to conquer, isn't his desire to conquer too strong?Helping me get through the estrous/estrous period requires □□!Even if I don't know much about human beings, I understand that human beings take this kind of thing very seriously, at least I don't want to mess around casually, otherwise, I would have asked the male creatures around me for help from the very beginning Oh, why bother to be so troublesome!What did he sacrifice for his desire to conquer?Don't you even want the shame and self-esteem that are important to human beings?

Maybe my expression was too distorted, and Mr. Hijikata coughed again, which brought me back to my senses and did some expression management. "Actually... there is one more." Mr. Hijikata said again, this time the voice was almost unrecognizable, if it wasn't for me sitting opposite him, or if it wasn't already late at night and everyone was asleep, now it's very quiet, I would definitely Can't hear what he said.

My eyes widened, and the pupils shrank into a line in the sockets of my eyes. "Why is there another neuropathy like Okita?"

Mr. Tukata coughed vigorously, and it seemed that drinking water had entered the trachea, or it was the backlash from smoking too much.I was a little panicked, and turned around quickly, trying to pat him on the back to help him calm down, but because my legs were too numb, I fell forward and hit Mr. Tukata.He quickly supported me, turned his head and continued to cough, flustered for a while.

Wash the motor!

Leaning in Mr. Hijikata's arms, I have only one thought in my head.Maybe it's just this kind of thing that fueled the heat in my body, anyway, I'm starting to feel a little dazed now.I can't last much longer, it will be tens of seconds, or a few minutes, in short, I will definitely enter Shi Lezhi's state again.Doing seppuku here will stain the floor of Hijikata-san's room, so I have to go back to the confinement room...

I tried my best to stand up, and walked towards the door unsteadily.As soon as Mr. Hijikata grabbed my wrist, my script was numb and I couldn't use any strength. With this pull, I simply fell backwards, and he held my shoulder again.

"What are you doing?" he asked me.

"Go back to the confinement room."

"Your confinement is over, you don't need to go back to the confinement room." Seeing that I ignored him and continued to go to the confinement room, he quickly grabbed me again, this time controlling his strength, and did not directly pull me down. "Don't go back to the confinement room." He added at the end. "This is an order."

"Oh." So I walked to the other side of the room, where the door directly connected to the yard.I just opened the door when he grabbed it again.He seemed a little anxious, "Where are you going this time?"

"In the yard." I pointed to a bush.

"What are you doing in the yard?"

"Do you want to stay in the house and do seppuku? Mr. Hijikata, if your floor is soaked with blood from the soldiers, I will not be in charge of clarifying it, nor will I be in charge of washing the floor."

"...So why did you want to cut seppuku?" He looked irritable. It seemed that I was not the only one who couldn't understand the other party's thinking.

I clenched my fist and let my nails dig into my skin, waking up a little. "I can't hold on anymore." I touched my waist and found that the dagger was not with me. "Mr. Doji, lend me this." I said, reaching for the knife on his waist, but he stopped me halfway.I raised my eyes and met his gaze.

"And me." He blurted out suddenly, and as soon as the words came out, his face began to red again.

I nodded knowingly. "Do you need me to tell you where to strike? Mr. Hijikata has been concentrating on how to kill with one blow, so you can't figure out where?"

"..." He seemed to choke again, and then looked at me with complicated eyes. "I won't point the knife at you, Chen Luo."

"..." The atmosphere fell silent again, and I began to try my best to turn my inflexible and chaotic mind to think about the real meaning of Mr. Hijikata's sentence "There is still me".Then, I came up with a possibility that made me doubt the cat's birth.

"Arnold...Mr. Hijikata..." I frowned, as if I was reading the textbook that Songyang asked me to read like a heavenly book, and said, "The other one I mentioned is like Okita. God, neuropathy...couldn’t it be you?”

He looked at me with a complicated expression, and then said: "Yes." He took my hand, gently pulled me to his side, then bowed his head, and kissed me gently on the forehead . "I like you, Chen Luo."

I froze, and there was an aura of doubt about the cat's life all over my body.Why?Why is this?Why does Hijikata-san like me?Apart from this skin, is there anything else in me that human beings like?Is it immortal?Explosive fighting power?A murderous temper?Or will it turn into a cute kitten?Ah, the last item is really in line with the standard of human love.

No, no, that's not the point, and Mr. Hijikata will not be perverted enough to fall in love with a little milk cat.That's not right...he is tempted by a kitten now, right?But he was obviously not like this when I was not in human form!At that time he still liked Mitsuba!Sanye is the normal person who should be liked, okay?She is beautiful, gentle and considerate, and she is a super Asahi big sister, but why does Hijikata-san take a fancy to me now?Is there a slight resemblance between me and Sanye?Not at all!From appearance to voice to personality, there is no similarity at all!

By the way, I remember when Yinsang asked Mr. Hijikata if there was a ghost haunting in the garrison and let someone curse him behind his back. Mr. Hijikata said that he would not talk to such an uneducated woman.But just cursing behind the back is considered uneducated, jumping up and down in the garrison every day, shouting and drinking, laughing wantonly with other team members, lying on all fours for nothing, and always fighting with Chong Tian in the dust Can I be considered educated?What in your heart is considered uneducated?Or is it that as a cat, my understanding of human beings is still too shallow, and I don’t even know what it’s like to be really uneducated?

And Mr. Hijikata, do you know that you are like a father in my heart?If you don't know I tell you now you will calm down and stop liking me?No, what am I thinking?Why would I want to say something that would make Mr. Hijikata unhappy if he was so embarrassing?Ah ah ah crazy crazy, I want to calm down, calm down.

I raised my head, and was just about to say to Mr. Hijikata that I wanted to go to the confinement room first to calm down, but the moment I met his eyes, my vision froze, and I didn't know anything.