[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

My first reaction after opening my eyes was a sore throat.Not only does it hurt internally, it hurts externally too, shit, that damn collar.The second reaction after that was to quickly find Okita to untie this thing.But the smell around here...is different from the village...

I rely on!Wash the motor!

My eyes widened suddenly, and all the confusion disappeared in an instant.

Accidentally got mixed up with Gui, this should be the worst situation!What should we do now in this situation?Should I just sneak out before he wakes up?He probably hasn't woken up yet... Let me take a look now, if I see those creepy white eyes, it proves that he is still asleep, and I can run away!

I turned my head away, and I was fully prepared to see those horrified white eyes, but I met the guy's gaze directly.His gaze was not scary at all, but it still made me jump up in fright.

"Hiss! Pain, pain, pain!" I covered my head, lay down on my side again, and searched for the black hair entangled with Gui's hair among the pile of black hair.Finally, I grabbed it and picked it up. Although I really wanted to tear it off violently, my love for fur still prevailed. I twisted my head and untied it patiently and laboriously.

Gui also sat up and looked at me as I undid my hair violently with a teasing smile.He stroked my head, and the cat ears on top of my head flicked back. "Oh ha, Chen Luo Palace."

"Ah, oh ha yo." I finally untied my hair, let out a long sigh of relief, and stroked it back with my fingers.Seeing that he seemed to have something to say at a glance, I took the lead in covering his mouth. "Don't think too much, Gui, don't think too much." I stared into his eyes and exhorted nervously.Seeing him nod his head, I let go of him.

"Chen Luodian, marry me."

"..." I took a deep breath, feeling that as the cold morning air entered my body, I also shivered.I tried very, very hard to smile. "What did you say?"

"Marry me." Gui still had a very serious expression.

"Didn't I tell you not to think too much?"

"Well, I didn't think much of it."

"Then have you ever thought that I am a member of the Shinsengumi?"

"But didn't you tell me not to think too much?"

"..." No, don't complain, don't get angry, I have to calm down. "Now let's think a little more, Gui, I don't think so."

"why?"

"One, I am a team member of the Shinsengumi. Even if I feel that your existence is not a problem and will not have much impact on public security, we are also in opposing positions. I will not quit the Shinsengumi, and you cannot give up. Hunyi, that’s why we can’t. Second, our species are different, you are human, I’m a beast, or a cat demon, the difference is too big, that’s it.” I raised two fingers and shook them towards Gui.

He patted me on the shoulder, showing a mysterious and confident smile. "That kind of thing is fine. As long as I successfully overthrow the shogunate, the Shinsengumi will become my subordinates' help, and our opposing positions will no longer exist! After I overthrow the shogunate, I can make laws to encourage interbreeding of different species, and as for our children..."

"Stop!" I covered my face. "Gui, let's not think too much, absolutely, absolutely don't think too much."

Brother!You also think too much!How long have you been thinking about it!And the situation you imagined won't happen at all!As long as you are still the leader of the barbarians, this situation will never happen, okay!And what is intermarriage!Intermarriage between heaven and man, even between earthlings and heaven and man, what the hell is intermarriage with monsters!Have you ever seen an onmyoji marry their shikigami?Have you ever seen an exorcist marry a familiar?What exactly is in your small head, which is about the size of an ordinary person!

Have I forgotten the miserable experience of cross-server chat that day?Why am I still thinking about communicating with Gui!Hey, calm down!

"Huh? Calm down? I'm very calm, Chen Luodian."

Did I actually say what I was complaining about?I crawled out of the quilt with frivolous steps, changed out of the clothes that belonged to Kei, picked up the Shinsengumi uniform that was neatly stacked by Gui at the end of the bed, and dressed neatly as fast as I could. "It's not you who calm down, it's me who calms down, ah, no, it's both of us who should calm down."

I took out a rubber band from my pocket and tied up my loose hair a few times. "I'm leaving first. Don't talk to me during this time. I need to calm down. Ah yes, I'll put the answer here first. No matter now or in the future, my answer is no."

After speaking, I almost fled in despair.When I rushed out, I saw Elizabeth, who was serving breakfast, holding up a large sign, which said "Bon voyage", and drew a red heart at the end, with a small scroll on the end of the heart.

Trust me, who will have a smooth journey? I didn't say at all that I'm going out and I'm not going to come back, okay?Who wants to perform daily rituals in the family with you!

I stomped my feet angrily and walked out all the way, and I went around a few times, trying not to get close to Gui's house, so as not to expose him.My breathing was very short, but the collar around my neck made it impossible for me to breathe freely. Anxiety piled up on me, and I really wanted to punch someone in the face.

I woke up early in the morning, and I didn't even drink a sip of water, my throat was dry and hoarse, and my waist was still hurting like hell...Damn, why is the persistence of humans so much better than cats?Primates are amazing!It's amazing, isn't it!Damn it's amazing...

Oh, by the way, I remembered Gui's last mention of the child. I haven't taken the long-acting contraceptive pill yet.Just in case, let's buy the short-acting ones together.I touched my pocket, but luckily I had some money with me.I turned around and went into a pharmacy, and bought a bottle of mineral water from the vending machine next to it.

Swallowing the pill, I was about to swallow the second saliva when a voice suddenly appeared behind me. "Maosang, where did you go last night?"

puff!I was so frightened that I sprayed out my mouth full of water, bent over and coughed for a long time, and even forced tears out.I turned my head and saw Okita who looked like a god of death.There wasn't even a trace of blood on his body, but I clearly smelled the blood that belonged to the battlefield.The collar around my neck seemed to be really tightened at this moment, forcing me to hold my breath.I shook my head, speechless.

"Maosang, I advise you to be honest." He approached me, and I backed up uncontrollably until I bumped into someone. "I'm sorry...thinking..." I looked sideways, and my voice gradually became weaker.Mr. Hijikata's face was gloomy, his hair and the clothes in front of him were wet, it was my masterpiece just now.He lowered his eyes and stared at me without saying a word.

"...I'm sorry." I shrank my neck and stepped back a little. For some reason, Mr. Hijikata also had that terrifying aura coming from him.He was angry, and it was probably me.Although it was strange why he would be so angry just after being sprayed with water, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with acknowledging your love and apologizing obediently.

His eyes scanned the pouch on my wrist and saw the medicine inside. "Chun Yu came here last night?" He asked.

"Eh?" I froze for a moment, did Kamui come?Why didn't I receive the message? "I don't know," I shook my head, "but if the Ghost Soldier Squad has made moves recently, they might have coordinated moves as well."

"Then you were in Yoshiwara last night?"

Eh?Why did the topic go to Yoshihara again?But Yoshihara is indeed in charge of Guichunyu... Maybe something happened there?Mr. Hijikata and the others can't go in, so I'll take the time to ask Yueyong Rilun or Yinsang.I shook my head again. "Not here."

"Then where were you last night?" Mr. Hijikata's tone was very unpleasant, and I felt that he also had an aura similar to that of a battlefield.Even though he didn't move at all, I felt that a sharp knife was nailed to my throat, just waiting for the next moment to pierce my flesh and stop my breathing.Suddenly, I thought of Mr. Hijikata's nickname outside - Oni's Deputy Chief.

I exhaled tremblingly, resisted the pressure, lowered my eyes, and said nothing.

what can I say?What the hell can I say!Am I going to tell him I was with Gui last night?Then can I continue to have fun with Mina-san from the Shinsengumi?Mr. Hijikata will definitely be super disappointed with me!

The atmosphere was too depressing, and the scene here began to attract the attention of passers-by.I quickly glanced at the crowd on the side of the road and whispered something. "Girls always have a lot of secrets, don't stand here, hurry back to the village."

It's that girl's secret again!The last time Earthwork was annoyed for several days because of this sentence, this time it brought about almost burning anger.He grabbed the wrist of the girl who was obviously still not in shape, and said with a gloomy face, "Souwu, go back."

I was inexplicably locked up again, although I had no idea what was going on.Logically speaking, although it is forbidden to go out privately at night in the garrison, the requirements applied to me have always been relatively loose. As long as I do not delay my normal duty, I will not be punished.What's more, I didn't want to go out privately last night. It was Okita who suddenly lost his temper and scared me away. This fault shouldn't be entirely on my head!If the timeline of this matter is dragged forward again, as soon as I have a estrus warning, I will go to Mr. Hijikata to ask for leave. If he approves, then I should be in Chunyu now, and there will not be so many How are things?Why now, instead, I am going to be locked up?

I lay on the floor of the confinement room in doubt, but I couldn't figure this out.Mr. Hijikata will not punish the team members casually, there must be some reason... Am I really doing something wrong?Oh, but I can't think of anything!

I rolled from one side of the floor of the confinement room to the other, and lay flat on the ground.No, take a break, my back hurts.My waist was already in pain, but I was dragged back from such a far place by Mr. Tukata all the way, and he walked so fast, it made me very tired, and my waist hurt even more.Taking advantage of this opportunity, I have to hurry up and take a good rest.