[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

The revelation of the matter started with a few bottles of sedatives. People in the Zhensen group were injured every day, and the team members often needed sedatives to ease the pain of dealing with the injuries. So in the first few days, when I went to apply for sedatives, all It went smoothly.In those few days, all I showed was that I went to bed earlier at night.

One day, when the team member in charge of the medicine was submitting the report, he was stopped by Mr. Hijikata, who was extremely serious about his work, and asked why the loss of sedatives was so large. Obviously, almost no one was injured in the past two days, and then found out on my head.Mr. Hijikata told me not to give me any more sedatives, and then called me over.

"Chen Luosang, what did you use the sedative for recently?"

I lowered my head and didn't speak.I will never let the second person know about such a shameful thing!

"Where's the sedative that I applied for these days?" His eyes were a little scary, and his body muscles were slightly tense. I wondered if he thought that I had given the medicine to someone, such as a soldier or something.

"...I drank it." I knelt down in front of him, lowered my head, and answered in a low voice.

He relaxed again and was silent for a while. "What's on your mind recently? If you have insomnia, just buy a little melatonin to help you sleep. Why use such a powerful drug as a sedative?"

Because the reaction here cannot be suppressed by powerful drugs such as sedatives!In a place where Mr. Hijikata could not see, I complained frantically with a ferocious expression.

"I've already told you that I won't prescribe you a sedative today. Even if you're a monster, it's harmful to your body if you keep taking these medicines." I didn't hear a word Mr. Hijikata said later.My mind is full of only one thing: washing the motor!How do you live this day!Let me go to the pharmacy to see if there is any sedative available!

Before Mr. Hijikata finished speaking, I jumped up and ran out. He was startled at first, and then hurriedly chased after me, trying to stop me.

"It's just insomnia, human beings will have this a few times in their lives, Chen Luosang, you don't have to react so much! Hey! Souwu! Stop her!"

"Wusi." Sougo Okita who was passing by pulled out his sword and swung it at me and Mr. Hijikata. I quickly jumped up on the spot, and Mr. Hijikata hurriedly lowered down, barely avoiding the blade.

"Hey Souwu, tell you to stop her, why are you cutting me up!"

"Sorry, when I saw Dokata-san, I couldn't help turning my knife over there."

"Who are you bluffing to! Hey, Saito! Stop Chen Luo quickly! Yamazaki also don't stand still, hurry up and help!"

"Ah! Hi Yi!"

Almost all the members of the Shinsengumi jumped up and down, and in the end, Saito finally hugged me at the door, who was too tired to stand up.Mr. Hijikata panted and patted my head. "It's just insomnia, don't you claim to be a very powerful monster, how can you be defeated by such a little difficulty!"

I lay in Saito's arms, weeping and gasping for breath.Who is afraid of mere insomnia!My situation here is ten thousand times worse than insomnia!It's over, after nightfall tonight, I'm absolutely over!Is it too late for me to leave the Shinsengumi now?

At that time, I hadn't really understood the fact that I don't want to lose face, otherwise there will be more and more troubles.

After midnight, most people in the Zhenxuan Group turned off the lights and got under the covers, and some even snored. At this time, they heard a sound like a baby crying.The sound came and went, intermittently at the beginning, and later, it completely turned into howling.

"Where is the child?" Someone woke up dissatisfied and wanted to go outside to have a look.

"Hey, Hijikata-san, I can't sleep at all because of the noise, and I'm in a bad mood right now, so please die!" Okita rubbed his eyes, opened the door of Hijikata's room, and slashed at him.

"What does it have to do with me that you can't sleep!" Tufang calmly dodged the knife and lit a cigarette. "I also care. Where did this kid come from?" He opened the door, looked around the yard, and suddenly frowned. "Hey, Sougo, if it's an abandoned baby, it should be placed at the gate, not in the yard."

"That's right, what is that?" Okita also looked puzzled, "Hijikata-san, speaking of it, did you see Mao-san?"

"No, isn't she insomnia? She is probably hiding in some corner, looking at the sky, singing... Could it be, is this voice coming from her? It's the beginning of autumn... It is indeed the cat that is in heat| when……"

"... Hijikata-san, I'm sure now, it's the cat-san, look," Okita pointed to a row of wild cats nearby that appeared on the Shinsengumi's courtyard wall at some point, "She took all the stray cats around attracted."

"...Still in a daze, hurry up and find Chen Luo! Also, tell everyone to come out and catch stray cats!" Tu Fang swallowed as he looked at the hundreds of pairs of bright eyes that suddenly appeared in the courtyard . "Chen Luosang! Where are you?"

"Mao-sang! I heard the answer! And don't bark anymore! Your voice is worse than your waka!"

"Chen Luosang!"

"Chen Luosang! Where are you! Don't tell me which cat scratched me!"

"Wow, why are there so many wild cats! There is almost no place to stay! Chen Luosang, please stop barking! There are really too many wild cats here!"

"Chen Luosang has been found, at the deputy chief's place, everyone must guard, don't let these wild cats go there!"

Compared with the current scene, the scene of everyone catching cats together during the day can only be counted as a warm-up before the game.I think they will never forget that one night they faced the horror of hundreds of horrible beasts.Because I couldn't stand it halfway, someone even called Wanshiwu in a hurry. Xiao Kagura was still complaining about why the night was disturbing the people. Chun rushed over.

I don't know anything anymore. According to Mr. Hijikata, I didn't allow anyone to approach me at all. I scratched anyone who came over. Even Mr. Hijikata was almost caught several times.However, as soon as it gets close to the human body, it starts to rub around to beg for mating. In short, it is full of ugly behavior.

No matter how I screamed, I couldn’t come back. In the end, the team members outside couldn’t stand it any longer. Then he tried to knock me out, and the barking stopped. They also gradually returned to normal, leaving one by one until the dawn in the east, and they all left, leaving behind the exhausted Shinsengumi members lying in the yard, ah, and the tired little god who fell asleep on the spot Le, and the worst Dingchun who was scratched because of racial hostility.And it was at this time that I slowly woke up.

When I saw Mr. Kamidokata's expression as if he had eaten Yinsang's red bean rice, I knew it was over.With one hand on my back, I turned my head away, saw Okita's grinning expression, and covered my cat face.God, let me die, really.

Mr. Hijikata put me down, walked out melancholy, lit a cigarette, and turned back after he calmed down a bit. "Chen Luosang," he said after deliberating, "Have you never experienced this kind of situation before? This kind of... um... a cat's estrus period."

"If there was, you would have known it a long time ago! Why have I been taking sedatives every night for the past few days? It's not for myself, but because I'm afraid that all of you will stay away from sleep from now on, understand!" I scratched violently Floor, "I was still in my infancy before, I guess it's the trouble of growing up this time."

"Then Yinsang congratulates you for successfully stepping into the dirty world of adults."

"Die you! I'm not yet a full-grown man, okay? How can I just be a child but have sexual maturity!"

"Well, anyway, let's quickly think about the countermeasures. You can't tell Chen Luosang to be like this forever." The Kondo orangutan sat down cross-legged in front of us.

"That's the one, neutering, neutering. Cat owners must remember to send their pet cats to be neutered, otherwise they will suffer as much as the group of Baga in the Zhensengumi!"

"If the cat Sanken is my pet, I will definitely not forget to take her for a sterilization operation. Why don't you take this opportunity, Mao San, put this on and recognize the owner."

"This collar is well made, Okita-kun."

"Who wants to be a pet! You two are going to die for me!" I suddenly changed back into a human form, and I was a slap in the face to the two of them.

"Chen Luo, calm down first, you two too, please stop making trouble." Mr. Tukata folded his hands and frowned. "We can take her for surgery now, but the question is, how do you ask the doctor to keep the wound on her abdomen until the operation is completed?"

"It's true, even if Maosang is cut by a Taidao, it only takes ten seconds to heal. The scalpel doesn't work on her."

"At a time like this, as long as Chen Luosang has a boyfriend." Kondo the orangutan said confidently.

For some reason, the air suddenly became quiet, and I went to see other people, except for Kondo orangutan who seemed to think the idea was good, everyone was expressionless.I sniffed the smell in the air, no, it was too messy to tell the difference.

"Arnold..." Mr. Hijikata spoke first, turning his head to one side and not looking at me. "Chen Luosang, do you have someone you like?"

"Huh?" I looked at Mr. Hijikata in shock.I'm not surprised that Wanshiwu would ask such a thing, but Mr. Doji... Seeing him like this, why does it seem like he wants to pack me up and marry him? "Why do I have that kind of thing? I'm not interested in humans, okay?"

"What about the monster?" He asked again.

"No, I've grown so big, I've never seen a single one of my kind." I replied gruffly.

The atmosphere was still heavy, and even the Kondo orangutan, who had just thought the matter was not troublesome, was frowning.Yinsang suddenly changed her sitting posture, and let out a snort from her nasal cavity. "Didn't you say that if you have to marry someone, you can marry someone? The one who was named your love by Kagula."

I noticed that the bodies of Mr. Hijikata and Okita suddenly tensed up, no way, do they know who Yin-san is talking about?I also got a little nervous and waved to him. "He's just a Baga, and he doesn't even know I'm a cat until now. No, no, this pass. And didn't you say that you have to marry someone? It's too early to have to."

"Isn't it an emergency now?"

"Of course, it's just a mere estrus period." After the words have been spoken, I can only bite the bullet and continue. "Our cats are not such an unscrupulous species like rabbits. We have fixed seasons and periods. Every time we just need to find a way to survive the dangerous period." As I talked, I actually thought it made sense, "In short Let’s try this first, I’ll spend tonight in human form and see if anything goes wrong. Now, get out of this room.”

"Eh? Why?"

"I'm going to change clothes!" I dragged these people by their collars, packed them up and threw them into the yard.How can I rest, I hope that no one will suddenly come in when I wash my body later.Looking at the puddle of water on Pangci, I was so worried that I could hardly keep my eyes open.It's better to die of puberty or something, just let me step into menopause in one step.