[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Okita gave me a medicine box, but to be honest, I didn’t know how to use it at all, so I poured the alcohol directly onto the wound. I couldn’t help howling because of the numbness and pain I had never felt before. .Okita looked at me like a fool, quickly took out the cotton gauze to help me clean the wound, then wrapped me in gauze, and finally gave me a painkiller tablet.

I had passed the freshness of the pain, so I swallowed the painkiller obediently, and soon felt that the uncomfortable feeling disappeared.Okita told me not to move around, it is best to sit and rest for the past two days, maybe the reason why my healing speed has slowed down is that I have not fully recovered yet.

God, tell me not to move, it is better to tell me to just pass out!As soon as Okita left in the afternoon, I started thinking about what to do.At first, I chose to hop on one foot, but the movement was too loud and exhausted, so I gave up after a while.Then I thought of walking upside down, but after walking only a dozen meters, I felt my already dizzy head became even more dizzy, and I was almost nauseated to vomit.

I sat on the ground and thought about many unimaginable ways of walking, such as walking on my knees, walking on a roll, walking like a gibbon, and finally gave up.I kept changing back to a cat and back to a human in the same place. The gauze had been loosened long ago and fell to nowhere, but I was still thinking about how to walk and how to fight boringly.

Suddenly, I saw the figure of Yamazaki Tei. "Hey! Yamazaki! Please come here!" I lay on the ground, flopping like a stranded fish.

Yamazaki came over and asked me why I called him. I put my chin on the corridor and said, "Help me find something to do, I'm so bored."

Yamazaki twitched the corners of his mouth, said he was very busy, and then turned around to leave. I quickly turned back into a cat, hooked his trousers with my paws, hugged his calf, and walked with him.

"Chen Luosang, I'm really busy." He made a bitter face, as if he wanted to push me away, I quickly changed back into a human form, and hugged his calf even tighter. "I can help you. Really, I can do anything, even write the inspector's diary! My handwriting is very ugly. I can help you write the red bean bread full of paper exactly like your spell!"

"Who is free to copy red bean bread!" Yamazaki tried to shake his legs, trying to throw me out, "Chen Luosang, if you are bored, you can go to the deputy chief, he will arrange things for you to do .”

"No." I rejected him straight away, although I don't know why, but Mr. Hijikata hates me now, so I don't want to upset him. "In short, Yamazaki-san, you can arrange something for me to do, let me tell you, I'm almost bored to death because of my injury, boring and lonely, if the cat is too lonely, it will die, really will die!"

"Who are you bluffing! Cats are solitary animals! And you, an immortal body, will die of loneliness!" Yamazaki pushed my shoulder, trying to free his leg from my hands.I grinned at him, countering his strength.

"Oh Tui, I'm really bored now, can you just let me stay in your room, I promise not to disturb you, and I can read comic books to you!"

"Don't call Ah Tui, it's so disgusting, hey! And reading comic books is already disturbing, okay? Who wants to listen to your good reading, you guy who doesn't read books at all! In short, let go!"

I spent the whole afternoon arguing with Yamazaki.I know that he is on rotation now, and he has just finished a monitoring job and handed in the report, Mr. Hijikata will not immediately arrange a new job for him.When I was walking upside down just now, I happened to see him submitting a report to Mr. Hijikata.Yamazaki finally escaped my clutches when other team members came back one after another. I gathered everyone together and talked about my wounds to them like a speech. taste.

But when it comes to the reason for the injury, I just made up an excuse that I accidentally stepped on his sword after fighting with Okita, the deputy leader of the Shinsengumi and the captain of the first team got into a fight with real guns for no reason, this kind of thing is still It is better not to let the team members know.While I was talking, I saw Mr. Hijikata standing behind everyone, looking at me silently.He and I looked at each other, and then quickly looked away, just in time to see Director Kondo and Okita coming back together.I excitedly shouted at Kondo: "Gorilla! I got hurt today!"

"Really? Why do you look so happy? Hey, Fourteen, what's the matter with your face?"

"I can't help being caught by a tree branch." I heard Mr. Hijikata reply.

I ignored Mr. Hijikata, and said to the orangutan: "This is the first time my wound has stayed on me for so long! Let me think about it, it has been more than eight hours now! Ah... will there be a scar? I haven't had a scar yet, it would be great if I had a scar~"

"Chen Luosang, you are also very strange, right? Women want to leave scars or something." A team member complained to me.

I slapped the floor in front of me, "What are you talking about? Scars are the pride of beasts! Don't confuse me with you stupid humans!"

The team members and I choked without saying a word, and the Kondo orangutan put down his saber and joined us.I saw that Okita didn't come in. He stood at the door with Mr. Hijikata and seemed to say something, but I couldn't hear anything.

My wound healed on the second day, but unfortunately there was still no scar left. It seemed that I still had the ability to heal quickly.I scratched my wrist with my nails, and saw that the wound still hadn't healed quickly, but compared to yesterday's speed, it was much better.My illness is recovering and my ability to heal will return with it, what a wonderful thing.I raised the corners of my mouth, feeling good.

"Hey, Okita, I remember that your patrol route passes through Wanshiwu. I'll go out with you. If I don't go out, I'm going to suffocate to death."

"Are you going to Wanshiwu?" Okita didn't talk to me last night, and he ignored me today.However, I really wish he would ignore me, ah, I mean when I am not sick and still working normally.

"Well, I haven't seen Kagura for a week."

Okita looked at me for a while. "Go out at eleven o'clock, go out to eat at noon today, you treat me."

"Okay." After saying this, I regretted it. Will Okita take the opportunity to kill me?My wallet never bulges!

Fortunately, Okita just took me to a very ordinary shop. I have never been there, but I think the name of this shop is a bit familiar.I thought about it, and suddenly remembered where I had heard this name before.Gui told me that the soba noodles in this shop are delicious. "What do you eat?" Okita asked me at this time, and I answered casually, "Soba noodles." Gui... I haven't seen him for a long time... Has he read that bag of CDs? finished?How about I go see him when I recover?

Wait... let me go, that bearded guy in pirate captain's clothes over there is Gui?Hey, I said, that must be Gui, right?Damn, Okita is still here. If he finds out about this, it will be a big deal. This store may be razed to the ground, and Mr. Hijikata will receive another complaint and compensation form for Shinsengumi's violent law enforcement. Yes!No, I have to ask Okita to divert my attention.

"Hey, what did you order?" I elbowed him.

"Eel rice."

"Boss! Please come here with another pair of chopsticks and a spoon!" I raised my hand and shouted.

Okita pointed to the cutlery that had been presented on the table, "We already have it, are you sick and your brain is broken, Baga?"

"I don't care, I still want to try eel rice, I pay for this meal, I have the final say." I patted the table and dismissed his opinion.

"Forget it, it's up to you." Okita ignored me and began to look around.I quickly glanced in the direction of Gui, damn it!Why is this guy still here?Okita's gaze is just scanning the crowd, but Gui's cross-dressing is so bad, even if Okita is pretty badass, he might still be able to spot it!No, I still need to attract Okita's attention more.

When I saw the headphones he was wearing, I elbowed him again. "What are you listening to? Listen to me too?"

"You are so annoying today." Okita looked at me expressionlessly.

Me?You think I'm annoying just a few times, so have you ever noticed how annoying your usual words and deeds are to me?I imagined in my mind that I kicked Okita's hateful face, but I had to put on a smile. "Just let me hear it."

Vomit what am I doing?Why am I acting like a baby to this guy?I really worked hard, Gui, you owe me a big favor!Let me tell you about the wig, do you have grass growing in your head?Why are you still here!Hurry up and pack up and leave!

Okita raised his eyebrows and looked at me for a while, then unplugged the earphone on my side and handed it to me.I put it on and listened to it for a while.This... is rakugo?Or Kikuhiko's? *Listening to those familiar words, I couldn't help whispering along with them, pretending to hold a fan in my hand, opening and closing it from time to time, shaking it.

"You know how to say it, and you know his movements...have you seen his performance?" Okita asked me in surprise.

"Boy, think about how old you are, and how old I am. I was there at the time." I snorted, and couldn't help showing a little proud expression, feeling like I was better than Okita.The sound in the earphones continued, and I remembered that one summer when I was still wandering, I squatted under the steps of a room, watching the man holding a folding fan and practicing repeatedly.I also spent a lot of time there, watching him get up early in the morning to practice his voice every day, until he fell asleep at night, and unconsciously, I also wrote down a lot.

Unexpectedly, I heard his voice in Okita's earphones again. He is now a generation of rakugo masters.

"You can speak rakugo?" Okita no longer paid attention to the surrounding situation, just kept looking at me, "Then why didn't you say it?"

"Why should I say it?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at him. "Do you have to say what you know? And I didn't know who would listen to it before, and I didn't bother to perform."

"Then tell me."

"Yada."

At this moment, the boss brought up my noodles, and I suddenly thought of Gui again.I glanced over to where he had been sitting, great that he was gone at last.Speaking of which... Kikuhiko's voice is a bit like his. *

The author has something to say:

The two asterisks in the article use the same stalk, and the voice of the rakugo master Kiku Hiko and the voice actor of Katsura are both Akira Ishida in the episode "Showa First Year Rakugo Heart".Here is the setting of Okita Ai Ting Rakugo.This series is really very very very good. Rakugo is a bit like our traditional storytelling. I really admire Shitou's dubbing ability, which is great.