[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I was wrong, I will never take care of myself again in this life, how can I be a mediocre person who can bring down the virus of Baga, I am so desperate, I just got caught like this.

I don't know exactly what happened, I just know that when I opened my eyes, I appeared in the Shinsengumi again, with the reflection of Mr. Hijikata above my head.He was wearing no coat, his shirt sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and he looked tired and grumpy.My head hurt and I was dizzy, I closed my eyes and hummed twice.

Mr. Hijikata noticed my situation at once, poked his head over and asked me, "Are you awake? How do you feel?"

"Dizziness, headache, and nausea. Mr. Hijikata, I've never been sick. Is being sick so uncomfortable?"

"Well, being sick is such an uncomfortable thing." Mr. Hijikata touched my forehead, opened the door again, and said something to someone outside the door.I couldn't hear anything because I was ringing in my ears. "Mr. Hijikata, I can't smell the smoke on you anymore."

"Because you have a stuffy nose." Mr. Tukata came over with a glass of water, "Anyway, you drink the medicine first."

"Why am I obviously not going to die, and my injuries can heal within a few seconds, but why can't I be cured all at once?"

"do not know."

"I don't know either... Hehe cough, cough cough cough..." I laughed inexplicably, and it caused a cough, but even so, I couldn't help laughing.When I feel sick, my whole person becomes childish and silly. "If Songyang was here, maybe he could tell me why."

"Who is Songyang?" In the dimness, I heard Mr. Hijikata ask.

"Songyang... Songyang is my monster colleague... Where are you, Songyang..." I murmured and fell asleep again.

When I opened my eyes again, Mr. Hijikata was gone, and it was Tei Yamazaki, who had performed several undercover missions with me, in exchange for taking care of me.My mental state has improved a lot, and I asked him to tell me what happened.

Yamazaki Tai said, I didn’t go on patrol that day, and the team members thought it was strange, so they reported it to Mr. Hijikata, and then Mr. Hijikata went to the Master House with Okita, who was taking a break, and happened to be with Shin Yaji and Xiao Kagura who came back from the dojo. bump into.They went upstairs together and saw Yinsang and I lying together, sleeping in the dark.Then they planned to wake us up. Yinsang woke up and quarreled with them angrily, but I couldn't wake up. Only then did they find out that I was sick and had a severe fever, so Mr. Hijikata And Okita brought me back.

When I first came back, I almost passed out, and then I started talking nonsense, such as "Go to hell", "Shenwei, get rid of me, I'm not yet an adult", and "Little Kagura is the cutest in the world" , What more "Songyang, you wait for me", more words are more vague, in short, he can't understand.I fell into a coma for two days, but it made the people in the group very tormented. Almost all the people on the shift were busy taking care of me. After all, no one knew what to do if the monster was sick. Go to the vet.

I tilted my head, thinking drowsily, Yinsang seems to be healed, that bastard owes me a big favor this time; luckily he didn't confess Gui, and didn't raise Sugi Jinsuke, otherwise That's it.These days, I really feel sorry for the other team members, especially Mr. Hijikata. I must repay them well when I find a chance.

The door opened again, and I heard Okita Sougo's voice saying, it's time for him to take care of me.I quickly wrapped the quilt and closed my eyes, pretending to be asleep.

"Mao-san, I heard you chatting with Yamazaki just now." Okita Kisou's cool voice sounded, and my intuition told me that if I pretended to be asleep, this guy would definitely do more troublesome things, so I didn't Reluctantly opened his eyes.

"Let's say it first, I don't have the energy to fight with you now." I said angrily.

Okita smiled and sat cross-legged next to me. "I didn't even think about fighting with you. Hey, Maosang, I have a question for you."

"What?" I wanted to sit up and listen, but when I moved, I felt really dizzy, so I closed my eyes and lay back in pain.

"Why are you and Danner under the same quilt?"

"Huh? What's the matter?" I blinked. "Probably because I was so sleepy that I fell asleep directly next to him. His body temperature was high at that time, so he was very attractive to me." Looking at Okita's disbelief, he added: "Really, Haven’t you seen the kind of heater sold for cats? Besides, I’m still a kitten, okay? After I’ve passed out, I’m sure I’m going to get closer to the source of heat.”

"There are many naru, so why didn't that girl with a big stomach take care of Danna?"

"Is Kagula-chan still a girl! How can I let her do such a hard job!" I got excited and patted the tatami mat under me. I was about to sit up and argue, but I was forcibly pushed back by a burst of dizziness. go back.

Okita Sougo looked at me with a strange look, "What's so good about that girl with a big stomach? Are you so partial to her?"

"You are very rude to Kagula-chan like this! Apologize to her!" I wanted to grab the corner of Okita's clothes with my hands, but as soon as I stretched out my arms, I felt a chill, and retracted my hands again. "If you don't apologize, forget it, I'll go to bed first."

I turned around angrily, turned my back on him, and closed my eyes.I heard the sound of his sleeves rubbing against each other, I tensed my body, preparing to fight back in time even if I was completely weak, but I felt a hand gently resting on my side, patting every now and then.I remember back then, when I saw Sanye do this when she was coaxing Okita to sleep.This guy, it's only now that he can tell that he is Sanye's younger brother.

I gradually relaxed and felt sleepy again.Before I fell asleep, I felt a pair of hands gently rubbing the top of my head.It felt so tender that I couldn't help rubbing it.That hand froze for a moment, then relaxed again, and continued to stroke my head gently.All feelings are going away from me and I fall asleep.

In the dream, I saw Songyang, he smiled at me, touched my head, and said that I must get better soon, so that I can go to him quickly and realize my gratitude.I nodded, and then I saw him say, then I'll go back and wait for you.I don't know where he went, but unexpectedly, I felt very relieved.My monster colleague is waiting for me, no matter how long it takes, he will be waiting for me, how nice.

I opened my eyes with satisfaction and happiness, and what imprinted in my eyes was Sougo Okita's big face. I reflexively wanted to lift my foot to kick, but then remembered the reason why he was here.Forget it, he has worked very hard, let him have a good sleep.It just so happened that I felt much better and had enough trips, so I could go for a walk.I put the quilt over Okita's body, wrapped a single piece of clothing tightly around my body, and quietly opened the door.

I walked to the door of Mr. Tukata, and saw that he was smoking a cigarette, his team uniform was hanging by the door, his shirt was unbuttoned, and he was looking at a pile of documents in front of him with a grumpy expression.He is busy, I still don't want to disturb him, so I went back the same way.The sun outside is very strong, and the little heat I brought out from the bed has long since dissipated, and I started to feel cold again.I folded my arms tightly and sneaked back to the room lightly.

Okita is still sleeping, it looks like he slept very late last night.I was torn between moving a new quilt to keep warm and enjoying the warmth of the previous quilt, and decided to choose the latter.I turned back into a cat and got into the bed. After thinking about it, I arched my body again and got closer to Okita. Then I closed my eyes and fell into a deep sleep again.Just before I fell asleep, I thought, that's weird, I'm not hungry at all.

When I opened my eyes again, Okita held me in his arms and was gently stroking my back.I heard him calling for help to bring a bowl of porridge, I should wake up almost.I poked my head out and said, "I'm awake."

I ate a very light bowl of porridge. According to Sougo Okita, there was a lot of salt in this bowl of porridge, but it was strange that my cat's tongue didn't taste it at all.I think this is the wonder of being sick.

The wonder of being sick doesn't just affect me, I think it also affects Okita.He suddenly became a lot gentler. At first, I thought he wanted me to relax my vigilance, and then suddenly cheated on me at some point, but I was on guard for a long time, but there was nothing.I remembered what I cared about in the past about tutoring. At that time, I complained about Okita Kisu's character, but now it seems that he has inherited Mitsuba's gentle side.

Humans are really complicated.This is the conclusion I finally came to.

I lay in the camp for another two days, during which time I was grounded and not allowed to step out of the Zhensengumi. "The capable officer of the Shinsengumi, the excellent spy Chen Luo, is seriously ill and almost loses combat effectiveness, but appears on the street without any protective measures. What will this do to the criminal groups she has attacked?" Mr. Hijikata explained to me.

I retorted: "Anyway, I won't die."

"Then you plan to have all your bones broken, stuffed into a cement bucket and sink to the deep sea, and then wait for us to fish you up one day?" Mr. Hijikata said this with a bad tone and a bad expression. As if I really saw something.I also imagined it, and suddenly felt goosebumps.

Although I think that when my bones grow, I can release my claws and teeth, which can easily cut through the cement. Although I can't swim, I can still float to the sea.The endless life can let me float to a seashore one day, or meet a ship.But I just thought of it, but I won't deliberately find fault for myself.I didn't resist Mr. Hijikata very much, and he looked very upset, so I nodded honestly, indicating that I knew.

"Don't think this world is too simple." When Mr. Hijikata said this last sentence, he seemed to be reprimanding me severely. I wondered if he forgot that I was a monster, an immortal monster. Live much longer.