[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

I opened my eyes and looked at the shiny metal ceiling, feeling pain everywhere in my body. "water……"

"Chen Luodian, you're awake!" There was a movement on the side of the bed, and then, I was helped up, and a glass of water was handed to me in front of me.I tried to pick it up by myself, but my hand was covered with bandages, and it was so painful that I had no choice but to go forward and drink the water from his hand.

"Chen Luodian, how do you feel?"

"My whole body hurts." I squeezed the space between my eyebrows, and he stretched out his hand to rub my temples. "How long have I been asleep? How did I return to human form? How is it now?"

"I can still ask so many questions logically and clearly. It seems that I am in a good state." He laughed, and I couldn't help laughing too.It always feels like I haven't seen this stupid face for a long time, and I thought I would never see him again.

"You slept for three days, and it should be the third night now. Originally, when Yinshi and they brought you back, you seemed to have stopped breathing, and the wound on your body was still bleeding. But because the cat's body is too small , we don’t even know how to bandage, and someone even suggested whether to shave your hair off.”

"Who! Who proposed to touch my hair! If anyone dares to touch my hair, I will definitely turn him into a barcode!"

"It's the boy Yinshi." Gui laughed and stroked my hair. "A scruffy natural curly curly like him wouldn't understand, but I can understand you, Chen Luodian, who is also black and straight. At that time, you were clearly still on the verge of death. When you heard his suggestion to shave your hair, Suddenly, you changed back to human form. We bandaged you and put you on a ventilator. You were not sent out until a day ago, and people who were not seriously injured took turns to take care of you."

"I wanted to send you back to Earth as soon as possible, but there were too many wounded and the number of ships was not enough to set off. But now, this planet is safe, the battle is over, and the enemies have all evacuated. We will adjust as soon as possible, You send it back to Earth. The leader has already told us about Altana."

"Yeah." I lowered my eyes and looked at the bandages all over my body.Both arms are almost completely wrapped, not even fingers and nails are spared, not even an inch of flesh is exposed on the chest, twice around the abdomen, and quite a lot on the legs, but compared to other places, They are much more exposed.I also wrapped it around my forehead several times. Counting it down, my face has not been covered with bandages yet. "I'm used to being immortal, but suddenly I'm being injured so badly, I always feel very uncomfortable."

"So Chen Luo Dian, don't rely on your immortal body to do such dangerous things without caring about yourself." Gui looked at me seriously, I blinked and sighed. "Isn't the immortal body the most dangerous thing to do? Don't let you mortals who only have one life do it? What if you really die? When it's time to use the immortal body, use it well, it's very convenient."

He looked at me for a long time, and suddenly he hugged me in his arms.I lowered my eyes and sighed again.It is really not a good thing to have too delicate emotions, because human beings will lose the ability to make correct judgments, and I have also been crushed by complicated emotions to the point of collapse.

"What else happened, tell me." I wanted to change the subject to make the atmosphere easier, but he looked at me, hesitating to speak. "What's wrong?" I wondered.

"Chen Luo Palace...don't be too sad when you hear this news."

"Hmm." Could it be that someone died in this war?

"Your child...is gone."

……etc?Something is wrong!child?Eh?mine?Eh!my child? ! !Where am I going to have children!

"You, you, what, what?! You say it again?"

He looked at me with concern and sadness, and put an arm around my back, holding my shoulder. "Chen Luodian, you have a miscarriage."

"Eh? How is it possible!" I retorted subconsciously, but suddenly remembered that after Hexu did it, I did not take any medicine because I didn't bring it with me.Eh--!Masaka!How long has it been!More than half a month?Twenty days?Wait, I only know that people are pregnant for ten months, but how long is a cat?God!How come I don't know anything?I'm a fake cat!

I turned my neck stiffly, and looked at Gui with a gray face. "How long is a cat's pregnancy?"

"About two months."

It's been so fucking long!One-third of the time has passed!I said why my wound healed so slowly recently, my co-authoring ability was allotted!In other words, my body shape has not changed at all, is it because the time is still short?Anyway, it's good to have no more, I'm not ready to have cubs, let alone that guy's cubs, and I don't even want Songyang's cubs.Thank goodness I did something good this time around.

"Chen Luo Palace seems to be relieved?"

"Ah, yes." I lazily leaned my body on Gui's arm, "That's that guy's cub, it's just fine if it's gone, I don't know what it will be born with. What if it's immortal again, Isn't that a mess. Speaking of which, what does that little thing look like? Have you seen it clearly?"

"No, it's just a pool of blood."

"Please, I was bleeding all over when I was brought back! It's easy for that kind of thing to gather into a puddle or something! Maybe it's not a miscarriage at all! How did you come to such a conclusion? "

"It was said by Obasan on Chenma's boat. She said that she has delivered many children and she can't be wrong."

"Just believe what Obasan says! Has Obasan ever seen an immortal body? Have you ever seen a female cat that has been injured to such an extent? Please use your brain, please? Don't just say that casually." Scary news! My heart was just pierced and I can't stand the excitement!" If I wasn't wrapped up like a mummy, I really wanted to punch him a few times to vent my anger.Thinking about it, Songyang has so much knowledge about medicine in his brain, and he can do things like feel the pulse.In the days after the estrus period, we have been in contact so many times, fighting and hugging (no typo), he never mentioned this.

I sighed, and smiled helplessly, "As a result, we don't even know whether that little thing existed or not."

"Sorry, we were all so shocked when we heard the news, we completely forgot to ask for further confirmation."

I leaned on Gui's body, and pressed my lower abdomen with hands wrapped like mallets. "I'm really curious, what kind of cubs can my existence give birth to? Will the immortal body be inherited? Ah, Xiao Kagura and the others are the children of the ordinary Yatusa and the immortal Yatusa, completely normal, it seems This should have no effect. Could it be a cat? Or a human? Or just turn into something weird like a celestial being?"

His hand was on top of my mallet, and I turned to look at him. "What kind of light is that in your eyes? It's disgusting, hello!"

"NTR light."

"...What are you thinking about in your mind? My side is a very normal and pure curiosity!"

"My side is also very normal and pure curiosity." He looked very upright, but I could smell his agitation, he was thinking something different at all.Facing that serious face, I really don't even know how to complain.

I sighed and leaned back against him, moving a little this time and picking a more comfortable position. "Don't make trouble, I'm tired from tossing around. I feel that the wound doesn't hurt so much now. I'll sleep for a while, you're so warm. Let me lean on you for a while. When I fall asleep, you can just put me back."

Gui lightly said hello, put his hands on my hair, and stroked it gently again and again.After a while, I fell asleep again.

When I woke up again, it was already bright outside.There are two voices arguing in my ears, and a bunch of voices talking in a hurry. I feel that there are more than a dozen people crammed into this small room.I opened my eyes, "You guys are so noisy."

"Look at Yinshi! Chen Luodian thinks you are noisy!"

"Wig, you have the nerve to say it! Did you just have a lower voice than mine? If you didn't let go when it was time to change shifts, would we be able to quarrel?"

"There is no road race, Yin-chan, if you want to talk about the shift time, I should be here to accompany Chen Luo-chan now, Alu."

"In terms of changing shifts, my responsible time should be two hours ago, but I had to leave because the captain who had a crooked idea dragged him back."

"It's too much, Mutsu! I also want to take good care of Chen Luo-chan, just like a wig, right a wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Sakamoto Tatsuma, you have such nasty thoughts about Chen Luoden! Unforgivable!"

"What kind of obscene thoughts do you have! You are the most unforgivable!"

"I have no choice, because yesterday Chen Luodian said that I was very warm before falling asleep, please hold her and don't let go."

"Arnold, what I said is that you can put me back when I fall asleep. You have been hugging me all night, aren't you tired? The human form is much heavier than the cat form."

"Not tired! Not tired at all! A samurai wouldn't mind the weight!"

"Then you haven't slept all night, aren't you sleepy?"

"Not sleepy! Not sleepy at all! How can a samurai feel sleepy after only staying up all night!"

"Who are you trying to deceive with those dark circles and bloodshot eyes?"

"In short, let go of the wig first. Chen Luo just had a miscarriage and needs a good rest. You will only disturb her if you stay here..."

"I didn't have a miscarriage!" I interrupted Yinsang, "None of you have had an examination, but only listened to the Obasan's family and made your decision. Maybe that pool of blood just flowed from a wound on my body. In short, none of us are sure whether I have had cubs, so let's stop being so sure about my miscarriage... It always feels so awkward."

"Hey, what should I do? It won't work to break into her heart when she is weak!"

"Don't worry about Silver Sauce, as a girl, I will definitely think of a way to make Chen Luo Sauce a member of Wanshiwu, Alu!"

Yinsang and Xiao Kagura huddled together at the foot of the bed, exchanging whispers, looking at the curly hair, I suddenly heard that there was still something to do.

"Gui, put me down. Mutsu-san, can the bandage on my finger be removed?"

"It should be ok. I wrapped it up at the beginning, just because there was some bleeding between the nails, and it should have healed now." She stepped forward and helped me untie the bandage neatly, revealing my smooth and fair fingers.I moved my fingers, and suddenly smiled at Yinsang.

"Yin Sang, come here."

"what?"

"Oh, come here." I deliberately spoke in that thin tone, and the raised ending sound gave me goosebumps all over my body.

He walked over awkwardly, and I beckoned, "Squat down, squat down." He squatted down, and his head was right on my chest.I put my hands lightly on the top of his head, and then suddenly exerted force.

"You bastard actually wants to shave my fur! Do you know how important fur is to beasts! Believe it or not, I'll make you into a barcode to let you feel the importance of hair!"

"Ah, pain, pain! Let go, Chen Luo! Why does the guy who came back from the dying state have so much strength! Chen Luosang! Chen Luo SAMA! Yinsang's hair follicles are howling! Ah! The hair is about to fall out! Lost!"

"Bar codes are not enough lessons at all, so let's just get bald and let him feel the importance of hair."

"It's too vicious, Xinghai Fangzhu! Don't put your anger on the hair follicles on me! Yinsang is still young! I don't want to lose my hair so early! Help me!"