[Gintama] Mr. Songyang that day
Chapter 6 Good luck to those with a sweet tooth
Afterwards, Songyang deeply realized how impulsive his behavior was.
If there is such a commotion, the information will soon spread to the crows in Edo Castle, and it is inevitable for them to track it down here.
Sagami couldn't stay any longer, and he didn't get the agreed 50 yuan. In the end, Yinshi took out the 5 yuan he had stolen from his pocket.
"The bonus has shrunk, and the remaining 45 is used to pay the [-]% commodity tax."
Songyang has no position to criticize Yinshi's behavior at the moment, secretly thinking in his heart that he must cut off the bud of Yinshi's path of being a gentleman, he patted Yinshi's head and sighed.
"Yinshi's mathematics, ideology and morality seem to need to be tutored from head to toe."
"That look is basically trying to remake Ah Yin's whole body!"
They spent some money to change their clothes, and hired a bullock cart—the driver sold them the bullock cart when he heard that they were going to Changzhou. The rice balls used as dry food were thrown around in the car idly.
"I said—how did you do it?"
"What does silver hour mean?"
"That, just that swish—" Gintoki crawled up to her side and sat side by side, and gestured.
"The weird people who are so tall fell down in the blink of an eye, and the knives of those people broke off neatly. It's so cool. Ah Yin likes it."
"Want to learn?"
Songyang teased him with a smile.
Yinshi pouted, admitting awkwardly. "I think about it, I really think about it, if Ah Yin can defeat you with your tricks, it will be a great sense of accomplishment, okay?"
"That's impossible."
Song Yang said seriously.
"If you want to defeat me, you can't do it with my tricks. Only your own sword can touch me."
"... He was talking strange things again, Ah Yin couldn't understand, anyway, wait for us to settle down. Ah Yin is going to challenge you formally."
"Got it, then please challenge me in the dojo of the private school."
"Private school? What is that?"
"It's the private school I want to run in Cheung Chau."
"Huh? When was the decision made? Why doesn't Ah Yin know?"
"I know now, okay, Gintoki sit still."
"Wh-wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
The white-haired natural curly kid's cries of pain resounded throughout the downhill mountain road.
Yin Shi lay face down on the edge of the cart, retched a few times weakly, and only then eased the nausea.
"How on earth did you manage to drive the ox cart to the speed of a battleship! Ah Yin almost died, do you know?"
"Cough cough."
Songyang concealedly clenched his fist and put it on his lips, and said.
"We will soon be passing through Kyoto, the seat of the famous Heian period—"
"Are you a tour guide according to the scriptures! History prohibits! Absolutely prohibit!"
Yinshi angrily decided in her heart to classify the history class as the enemy of life. Over there, Songyang was packing her bags. She took out a red-wrapped toffee from under the dry food and thought about it and handed it to Yinshi.
"Wouldn't it be better to have some sweets?"
"Don't think that you can restore Ah Yin's favorability with a piece of candy."
Yin Shi tilted his head back and flicked the toffee into his mouth, the sweet taste melting between his lips and tongue made him wrinkle his face.
"What kind of taste is this? The saccharin content is too high."
"It's strawberry flavored."
Songyang picked up the package and took a look. He didn't like Yinshi very much, and felt a little regretful.
"Huh? Hmm - Yinshi doesn't like sweetness? I thought that children would prefer sweet food..."
She blinked at Yinshi.
--long, long ago.How long ago was that for her?In short, it was thousands of years ago, when she was still a child.
At that time, she hid in the back mountain of the shrine looking for some food, and watched the children who came to watch the year receive sweets and snacks from the priest. Those children always had happy smiles on their faces, and ran away holding the desserts.
"Mom! I got the candy from the priest!"
So happy.
That must be the taste that can make people happy.
At that time, she stubbornly thought so.
"...I didn't say I don't like sweets, what's the matter with that expression—ahh, it's so annoying."
Yinshi frowned and sucked the toffee under his tongue, sucking the taste slowly, speaking vaguely.
"I'll buy some for Ah Yin in the future, this sweet thing is quite suitable for my appetite."
"Well, as long as you like it." Songyang held his chin with a smile, watching Yinshi puffed up his cheeks and swallowed like a puppy.
"I've always thought that a sweet taste will make people happy, and I hope Yinshi can also have such a sense of happiness."
Don't be like her—
That year, she sneaked into the shrine behind the back of the people in the village, just to get a candy, but she was discovered.The priest, who was always kind to children, looked at her as if he was looking at something filthy, and ordered without hesitation.
"Kill this monster and throw it to the back mountain."
She didn't let go of the candy until she died.
The first thing he did when he came back alive was to stuff the candy into his mouth. Even though the candy was soiled by the dirt, the sweet taste was not damaged at all.
It's so beautiful, this kind of smell that can make people look happy.
Even monsters can feel happy.
——When traveling through the territory of the ancient Izumo Kingdom, Matsuyo had a lot of historical stories to tell Gintoki as usual. With his back to her, he remained motionless.
Songyang called him a few times but he didn't turn his head. He caught a glimpse of the white paper stuffed between his ears, and immediately understood, he raised his hand and gave him a chestnut.
With a plop, Yinshi smashed through the cart and fell, his head stuck in the broken hole and unable to move.With a big red bump on his head, he screamed in pain.
"Help! Murder a child!"
"What? I don't seem to hear clearly."
Songyang smiled and shook his fist.Yin Shi swallowed his saliva, and smiled with wandering eyes.
"A Yin didn't say anything, so A Yin will put a zipper on his mouth, please pull A Yin out first."
Neither of them knew how to repair a scooter, so they could only go to the nearest town to find a car repair shop.
The master carpenter became very interested in this hole, and after asking about the reason, he praised Yinshi's skull.
"That's right, it's resistant to beating, and it should be familiar when knocked."
"Hit the hammer on the car for Ah Yin! Stay away from Ah Yin's head!"
While the car was being repaired, Songyang planned to go to the market to replenish some food. She asked Yinshi to wait in the store, and Yinshi looked at her with worried eyes.
"It's better for Ah Yin to go to this kind of trivial matter. Isn't it easy for you to get involved in strange incidents?"
As a result, when it was getting dark and Yinshi did not come back, Songyang felt a little strange, so he greeted the owner of the carpenter shop, and went to the market to look for Yinshi by himself.
"This is……"
The woman who refused to let him go while pulling Yin blocked the door of the dim sum shop, and the sound of shouting attracted a group of onlookers.
"The kid who stole my wallet, don't think about running away so easily!"
"Ah Yin is going to sue you for cheating like this again! I came here for no reason and dropped my wallet next to Ah Yin and ran away. When I came back, I told you that Ah Yin stole things. Believe it or not, Ah Yin beat you up!"
"It took a few hours for you to remember to pay me back! Your attitude is too arrogant! How did your adults educate you!"
"You liar Obasan is not qualified to talk about the adults of A Yin's family!"
Song Yang frowned, pushed his way through the crowd and walked over, slipped his sleeve over the woman's elbow without showing any emotion, made her let go of Yin Shi, and pulled Yin Shi behind his back.
"I am the parent of this child, what's the matter?"
"Are you the parent of this kid?"
The woman was still a little surprised that she let go of her hand suddenly, and immediately became excited when she heard this.
"How do you teach your child? You will come out to steal things at such a young age! Look at you, you are so beautiful, you won't do anything shameful behind your back!"
Songyang held Yinshi's hand reassuringly, and asked calmly.
"So where's the wallet?"
"Of course I snatched it back!"
"Then—" Songyang blinked and asked with a smile. "What evidence is there that my child stole your wallet?"
"You—" the woman was choked and speechless, and incoherently beckoned the onlookers to speak for her.
"Hey you guys! Didn't you see that this kid has my wallet in his hand!"
"What's the matter, I just came here."
"That is to say, I don't know what's going on."
"I did see this kid come to return your wallet, it doesn't look like a steal."
The woman had nothing to say now, she just gave them a savage look, and walked away arrogantly, and the onlookers naturally scattered away.
"Let's go back too."
Song Yang didn't seem to care about the ins and outs of the matter at all, he took the paper bag from Yin Shi's hand with a smile, and handed it to him with the other hand.
"Do you want to take it?"
Yinshi didn't speak, but put his hand on it obediently.Songyang also took him to the carpenter's shop to pick up the ox cart, and continued on the road to Changzhou.
"Don't ask Ah Yin what's going on?"
Yin Shi sat beside her and spoke sullenly.
"Well, what happened just now? There is nothing to ask, isn't it already resolved?"
"...What if Ah Yin really lied? Maybe Ah Yin originally wanted to take the wallet he picked up as his own, and when the owner came back, he returned it because he was afraid of causing trouble?"
Yinshi lowered his head, and Songyang couldn't see the expression on his face, he could only hear his tone of frustration.
Songyang thought for a moment, fumbled in his pocket for a while, and took out a candy in the shape of a wrench.
"Eat."
"...Where did you get it? Ah Yin doesn't remember buying this..."
"The owner of the carpenter's shop said he was sorry for smashing your head, so he asked me to bring it to you as an apology."
"...Why Ah Yin became even more angry when he saw this shape."
Yin Shi bit the wrench in his mouth and licked it a few times, then spat it out a few times. "Unpalatable."
Songyang quickly stuffed another candy into his mouth.
"... Where did it come from this time?"
"It's the exclusive strawberry jelly that the teacher rewarded the good boy Yinshi."
"……whispering sound."
Gintoki turned his head away and stuffed the wrench back into his mouth.
"It doesn't seem to be that unpalatable."
The author has something to say: the next stop, Cheung Chau!
If there is such a commotion, the information will soon spread to the crows in Edo Castle, and it is inevitable for them to track it down here.
Sagami couldn't stay any longer, and he didn't get the agreed 50 yuan. In the end, Yinshi took out the 5 yuan he had stolen from his pocket.
"The bonus has shrunk, and the remaining 45 is used to pay the [-]% commodity tax."
Songyang has no position to criticize Yinshi's behavior at the moment, secretly thinking in his heart that he must cut off the bud of Yinshi's path of being a gentleman, he patted Yinshi's head and sighed.
"Yinshi's mathematics, ideology and morality seem to need to be tutored from head to toe."
"That look is basically trying to remake Ah Yin's whole body!"
They spent some money to change their clothes, and hired a bullock cart—the driver sold them the bullock cart when he heard that they were going to Changzhou. The rice balls used as dry food were thrown around in the car idly.
"I said—how did you do it?"
"What does silver hour mean?"
"That, just that swish—" Gintoki crawled up to her side and sat side by side, and gestured.
"The weird people who are so tall fell down in the blink of an eye, and the knives of those people broke off neatly. It's so cool. Ah Yin likes it."
"Want to learn?"
Songyang teased him with a smile.
Yinshi pouted, admitting awkwardly. "I think about it, I really think about it, if Ah Yin can defeat you with your tricks, it will be a great sense of accomplishment, okay?"
"That's impossible."
Song Yang said seriously.
"If you want to defeat me, you can't do it with my tricks. Only your own sword can touch me."
"... He was talking strange things again, Ah Yin couldn't understand, anyway, wait for us to settle down. Ah Yin is going to challenge you formally."
"Got it, then please challenge me in the dojo of the private school."
"Private school? What is that?"
"It's the private school I want to run in Cheung Chau."
"Huh? When was the decision made? Why doesn't Ah Yin know?"
"I know now, okay, Gintoki sit still."
"Wh-wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
The white-haired natural curly kid's cries of pain resounded throughout the downhill mountain road.
Yin Shi lay face down on the edge of the cart, retched a few times weakly, and only then eased the nausea.
"How on earth did you manage to drive the ox cart to the speed of a battleship! Ah Yin almost died, do you know?"
"Cough cough."
Songyang concealedly clenched his fist and put it on his lips, and said.
"We will soon be passing through Kyoto, the seat of the famous Heian period—"
"Are you a tour guide according to the scriptures! History prohibits! Absolutely prohibit!"
Yinshi angrily decided in her heart to classify the history class as the enemy of life. Over there, Songyang was packing her bags. She took out a red-wrapped toffee from under the dry food and thought about it and handed it to Yinshi.
"Wouldn't it be better to have some sweets?"
"Don't think that you can restore Ah Yin's favorability with a piece of candy."
Yin Shi tilted his head back and flicked the toffee into his mouth, the sweet taste melting between his lips and tongue made him wrinkle his face.
"What kind of taste is this? The saccharin content is too high."
"It's strawberry flavored."
Songyang picked up the package and took a look. He didn't like Yinshi very much, and felt a little regretful.
"Huh? Hmm - Yinshi doesn't like sweetness? I thought that children would prefer sweet food..."
She blinked at Yinshi.
--long, long ago.How long ago was that for her?In short, it was thousands of years ago, when she was still a child.
At that time, she hid in the back mountain of the shrine looking for some food, and watched the children who came to watch the year receive sweets and snacks from the priest. Those children always had happy smiles on their faces, and ran away holding the desserts.
"Mom! I got the candy from the priest!"
So happy.
That must be the taste that can make people happy.
At that time, she stubbornly thought so.
"...I didn't say I don't like sweets, what's the matter with that expression—ahh, it's so annoying."
Yinshi frowned and sucked the toffee under his tongue, sucking the taste slowly, speaking vaguely.
"I'll buy some for Ah Yin in the future, this sweet thing is quite suitable for my appetite."
"Well, as long as you like it." Songyang held his chin with a smile, watching Yinshi puffed up his cheeks and swallowed like a puppy.
"I've always thought that a sweet taste will make people happy, and I hope Yinshi can also have such a sense of happiness."
Don't be like her—
That year, she sneaked into the shrine behind the back of the people in the village, just to get a candy, but she was discovered.The priest, who was always kind to children, looked at her as if he was looking at something filthy, and ordered without hesitation.
"Kill this monster and throw it to the back mountain."
She didn't let go of the candy until she died.
The first thing he did when he came back alive was to stuff the candy into his mouth. Even though the candy was soiled by the dirt, the sweet taste was not damaged at all.
It's so beautiful, this kind of smell that can make people look happy.
Even monsters can feel happy.
——When traveling through the territory of the ancient Izumo Kingdom, Matsuyo had a lot of historical stories to tell Gintoki as usual. With his back to her, he remained motionless.
Songyang called him a few times but he didn't turn his head. He caught a glimpse of the white paper stuffed between his ears, and immediately understood, he raised his hand and gave him a chestnut.
With a plop, Yinshi smashed through the cart and fell, his head stuck in the broken hole and unable to move.With a big red bump on his head, he screamed in pain.
"Help! Murder a child!"
"What? I don't seem to hear clearly."
Songyang smiled and shook his fist.Yin Shi swallowed his saliva, and smiled with wandering eyes.
"A Yin didn't say anything, so A Yin will put a zipper on his mouth, please pull A Yin out first."
Neither of them knew how to repair a scooter, so they could only go to the nearest town to find a car repair shop.
The master carpenter became very interested in this hole, and after asking about the reason, he praised Yinshi's skull.
"That's right, it's resistant to beating, and it should be familiar when knocked."
"Hit the hammer on the car for Ah Yin! Stay away from Ah Yin's head!"
While the car was being repaired, Songyang planned to go to the market to replenish some food. She asked Yinshi to wait in the store, and Yinshi looked at her with worried eyes.
"It's better for Ah Yin to go to this kind of trivial matter. Isn't it easy for you to get involved in strange incidents?"
As a result, when it was getting dark and Yinshi did not come back, Songyang felt a little strange, so he greeted the owner of the carpenter shop, and went to the market to look for Yinshi by himself.
"This is……"
The woman who refused to let him go while pulling Yin blocked the door of the dim sum shop, and the sound of shouting attracted a group of onlookers.
"The kid who stole my wallet, don't think about running away so easily!"
"Ah Yin is going to sue you for cheating like this again! I came here for no reason and dropped my wallet next to Ah Yin and ran away. When I came back, I told you that Ah Yin stole things. Believe it or not, Ah Yin beat you up!"
"It took a few hours for you to remember to pay me back! Your attitude is too arrogant! How did your adults educate you!"
"You liar Obasan is not qualified to talk about the adults of A Yin's family!"
Song Yang frowned, pushed his way through the crowd and walked over, slipped his sleeve over the woman's elbow without showing any emotion, made her let go of Yin Shi, and pulled Yin Shi behind his back.
"I am the parent of this child, what's the matter?"
"Are you the parent of this kid?"
The woman was still a little surprised that she let go of her hand suddenly, and immediately became excited when she heard this.
"How do you teach your child? You will come out to steal things at such a young age! Look at you, you are so beautiful, you won't do anything shameful behind your back!"
Songyang held Yinshi's hand reassuringly, and asked calmly.
"So where's the wallet?"
"Of course I snatched it back!"
"Then—" Songyang blinked and asked with a smile. "What evidence is there that my child stole your wallet?"
"You—" the woman was choked and speechless, and incoherently beckoned the onlookers to speak for her.
"Hey you guys! Didn't you see that this kid has my wallet in his hand!"
"What's the matter, I just came here."
"That is to say, I don't know what's going on."
"I did see this kid come to return your wallet, it doesn't look like a steal."
The woman had nothing to say now, she just gave them a savage look, and walked away arrogantly, and the onlookers naturally scattered away.
"Let's go back too."
Song Yang didn't seem to care about the ins and outs of the matter at all, he took the paper bag from Yin Shi's hand with a smile, and handed it to him with the other hand.
"Do you want to take it?"
Yinshi didn't speak, but put his hand on it obediently.Songyang also took him to the carpenter's shop to pick up the ox cart, and continued on the road to Changzhou.
"Don't ask Ah Yin what's going on?"
Yin Shi sat beside her and spoke sullenly.
"Well, what happened just now? There is nothing to ask, isn't it already resolved?"
"...What if Ah Yin really lied? Maybe Ah Yin originally wanted to take the wallet he picked up as his own, and when the owner came back, he returned it because he was afraid of causing trouble?"
Yinshi lowered his head, and Songyang couldn't see the expression on his face, he could only hear his tone of frustration.
Songyang thought for a moment, fumbled in his pocket for a while, and took out a candy in the shape of a wrench.
"Eat."
"...Where did you get it? Ah Yin doesn't remember buying this..."
"The owner of the carpenter's shop said he was sorry for smashing your head, so he asked me to bring it to you as an apology."
"...Why Ah Yin became even more angry when he saw this shape."
Yin Shi bit the wrench in his mouth and licked it a few times, then spat it out a few times. "Unpalatable."
Songyang quickly stuffed another candy into his mouth.
"... Where did it come from this time?"
"It's the exclusive strawberry jelly that the teacher rewarded the good boy Yinshi."
"……whispering sound."
Gintoki turned his head away and stuffed the wrench back into his mouth.
"It doesn't seem to be that unpalatable."
The author has something to say: the next stop, Cheung Chau!
You'll Also Like
-
Vibrating the sword in the Super Seminary
Chapter 126 18 hours ago -
Beastmaster: My little skeleton killed the god
Chapter 106 18 hours ago -
Necromancer, summon skeletons, practice the Heaven-Swallowing Magic Skill
Chapter 145 18 hours ago -
Conan Moslin
Chapter 292 18 hours ago -
Siheyuan: Get god-level cooking skills at the beginning
Chapter 129 18 hours ago -
Elves: My Fantasy World
Chapter 487 18 hours ago -
Siheyuan: Father Yi Zhonghai and Sister-in-law Lou Xiaoe
Chapter 625 18 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: Confession successful? They couldn't believe it
Chapter 250 18 hours ago -
Siheyuan: From Being Called Shazhu
Chapter 164 18 hours ago -
Pokémon: Draw Shiny Zeraora at the start?
Chapter 147 18 hours ago