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Hearing her words, Lin's mother on the other side of the phone was startled: "What's the matter, are you finally going to admit to your mother that you actually had a child outside, and you just didn't say it because of the pressure of the world?"

Lin Zijin: "...Mom, if you continue these messy dramas, I will smash the TV when I go back."

"Small it and buy it again."

"Smash it again."

"Then buy it again, anyway, the family is not short of money." Mother Lin on the other side of the phone replied nonchalantly, "Six tubes, I will touch."

Listening to the mahjong sound, Lin Zijin felt a little helpless: "Mom, I'm talking business with you."

"I've been talking about business, and it was you who led me away."

Listening to the voice on the other side of the phone, Lin Zijin heard a "touch" from time to time, wondering if he had found the wrong person.But until now, she has no choice but to briefly explain the cause and effect of what happened just now.

"You did a good job." Mother Lin exaggerated, "I just don't know who gave you the courage. You said you would show your skills tonight even though you couldn't do it. You don't know how to say tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, and then go find a chef Stealthily learn how to cook for your daughter-in-law? Hey, why do I have a girl as stupid as you—wait a minute, I’m sorry."

Lin Zijin wanted to rush over and smash the mahjong table, and hurriedly called out to draw her mother's attention back, and asked, "Mom, it's all like this now, hurry up and teach me what to cook? What else do I want to buy?"

As soon as she heard that it was such an important matter to chase after her daughter-in-law, Mother Lin over there also became serious, and looked at several poker players, "What kind of food do you usually cook for your daughter-in-law?"

"It has a special meaning. I think that when my family was chasing me back then, he made a portion of oily noodles from my school. I was so moved that I cried."

Mother Lin nodded, and repeated her thoughts with Lin Zijin. Remembering that oil-splashed noodles are usually spicy, she asked suspiciously, "You don't like spicy food? Are you crying because of spicy food?"

"Anyway, I just cried." The poker player gave her a blank look, "It's been so many years, anyway, if I say it's moved to cry, it's moved to cry."

Lin's mother held back what she wanted to complain about, and replied to Lin Zijin: "You heard me, doing something with special meaning."

Listening to all the conversations between mother and aunts, Lin Zijin said, "...OK."

Afterwards, Mother Lin asked several other poker players for their suggestions. Some said it was warm, and some said it should be hearty.

Lin Zijin felt more and more that it was useless to call his mother to ask questions. He glanced at Yun Ni who was not far away, and lowered his voice: "Mom, if you don't know, I'll hang up first."

"Hey, don't hang up." Mother Lin signaled the poker players to calm down, and took out another mobile phone, "Wait for me for a minute, no, 1 seconds, I will tell you what to buy."

Seeing her searching and reporting the dishes and ingredients, all the card players looked at each other and shook their heads in unison.

Lin Zijin didn't know how the mother on the other side taught her while searching for dishes and recipes. Anyway, he bought a lot of vegetables and seafood, even ribs, etc. according to what Lin's mother said, and then took the ingredients he wanted to buy. There are a lot of things piled up in the house.

Seeing that she was almost done, Yun Ni came over with a bottle of Huamei: "Okay?"

"Okay." Lin Zijin nodded, then said something in a low voice before hanging up, and put away the phone confidently, "Let's go back."

Yun Ni noticed the changes in her now and before, and nodded thoughtfully.

Although they bought vegetables, they didn't have any pots and pans, so the two had to buy again.There are too many things, and it is difficult for them to take them by themselves, so they directly spend money to find a deliveryman to deliver them to them.

This is a new house, and it doesn't need to be cleaned, just wipe the dust and it can be used.Yun Ni tidied up the things in the room, while Lin Zijin put on gloves, took a rag and other things to clean the kitchen refrigerator and so on.

The two have been busy until noon before they are completely cleaned up, and the previous landlord will return the remaining deposit to you.

Lin Zijin looked at the time, it was already twelve o'clock, and said: "It's getting late, let's order a meal at noon or go out to eat, and I will cook for you in the evening." The operation will not give away.

Yun Ni nodded.She has internal strength, and she doesn't feel tired after cleaning for two or three hours, but she noticed that Lin Zijin had started to sweat, and she couldn't let the other party torment her anymore, so she took out her mobile phone and said, "I ordered takeaway, do you want to take a shower first?" ?”

Lin Zijin lowered her head and smelled it, and found that there was indeed a smell, but she remembered another thing, "I have no clothes."

Yun Ni immediately said, "I'll buy it for you." There is a shopping mall nearby, and it only takes a few minutes to walk there.

"No need." Lin Zijin pressed Yun Ni's shoulders to prevent her from getting up, and a flash of light flashed in his eyes, "Do you have loose clothes? If you don't mind, I'll just wear them."

Yun Ni pointed to the closet: "It's not me wearing it, why should I mind. The clothes are already hanging in the closet, you can get them yourself."

Lin Zijin said "hmm", and walked towards the closet with long legs.Taking a deep breath, she opened the door of the closet with a certain pious heart.

Yun Ni's clothes are very simple, mostly T-shirts on the upper body, jeans, shorts and skirts on the lower body, and close-fitting underwear next to it.

Lin Zijin recognized that one of the suits was worn by Yun Ni that night when she was having fun with fish and water, subconsciously looked back at Yun Ni who was sitting on the sofa looking at her mobile phone, and subconsciously choked up her saliva.

Now the relationship between the two is somewhat unclear, and she doesn't know when she will be able to eat that gluttonous feast again.

She felt lost for a while, then chose a set of loose clothes, and went into the bathroom on the side.

Yun Ni didn't know that in just a short while, Lin Zijin thought of so many things at once. After ordering the takeaway, he put away his mobile phone, went to the refrigerator and took out a bag of potato chips, then found the computer, turned it on, and clicked on the website Get ready to watch a movie.

When Lin Zijin came out of the shower, Yun Ni was watching the trailer at the beginning.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Zijin wiped his hair, seeing Yun Ni watching with gusto, he also leaned over, just in time to see a white head with bloody eyes zooming in suddenly and occupying the entire screen.

Yun Ni watched with relish, and looked back at Lin Zijin: "Aren't you afraid?"

Lin Zijin, who was holding his breath and almost out of breath: "..."

"There's nothing to be afraid of." She swallowed, "The movies are all fake. You are an actor, so you should know that these things don't exist."

"Who knows." Yun Ni was thoughtful, "We can all be reborn in this time and space, so it means nothing is impossible, the only possible thing is that we haven't discovered it."

Lin Zijin listened to her faint words, and then looked at the terrifying female ghost floating on the screen, his hands and feet gradually became cold: "Impossible."

"It's hard to say." After Yun Ni finished speaking, she noticed Lin Zijin's pale complexion, and raised her hand to touch her forehead, "What's wrong? Could it be that you caught a cold after taking a cold shower?"

"No." Lin Zijin caught a glimpse of the female ghost who kept bumping into the screen, and his heart trembled accordingly. He quickly looked away, picked up the mouse and closed the page, "Don't watch this movie at noon, just watch it. When will the takeaway arrive?"

Yun Ni noticed that Lin Zijin didn't dare to look at the screen, and suddenly realized: "Are you afraid of ghosts?"

"Not afraid." Lin Zijin let go of the mouse, and defended himself with a serious face, "I just despise this ghost for being ugly."

Yun Ni didn't believe it.

Lin Zijin looked away, "Hurry up and see when the takeaway will come, don't pay attention to the phone call."

As soon as the voice fell, Yun Ni's phone rang.

Yun Ni picked it up to have a look, and said to Lin Zijin, "Your takeaway" is here, before answering the phone.

"En. Good." Yun Ni answered while opening the door.

Even eating was boring, Yun Ni turned on the computer again, and the ghost movie on the webpage just paused. The horrifying female ghost stared at the screen with wide eyes, which made Lin Zijin, who glanced behind her, get goosebumps all over the floor.

"This thing is too ugly, let's switch to a funny variety show." Lin Zijin got up and snatched the mouse, and clicked on a top-ranked literary film, but before it played, it reminded that it was a gay art film. Hastily crossed.

She watched the circle, and finally chose a cartoon: "Watch the cartoon, cultivate your body and mind."

Yun Ni didn't know how watching cartoons was related to self-cultivation, but Lin Zijin wanted to watch it, so she watched it with her.

This one should be aimed at children. The story is simple and interesting, and will not take your brains. Occasionally, there will be unexpected and reasonable twists, so that the two of them watched it with relish after eating.

After reading it, the two of them saw that it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

They don't have any important things to do, so together, they plan to take a nap directly. After getting up, Lin Zijin cooks and cooks, and Yun Ni studies other TV series and movies.

This bed is bigger than the previous one, fully two meters wide, it won't look cramped after two people lie down, and it can even roll over.

If it was alone, Lin Zijin would feel at ease, but now she is sleeping with Yun Ni, so being so wide is a disadvantage.

She glanced at Yun Ni who was almost lying on her arm, thought for a while, and called softly: "Yun Ni? Are you asleep?"

Yun Ni, who was lying on her side, moved her eyelids, but she was a little sleepy, so she didn't bother to respond.

Seeing that there was no response, Lin Zijin thought that the other party had already fallen asleep, so he quietly pulled into the distance and came to Yun Ni's side.

"Yun Ni?" She tried again in a low voice, then raised her left hand and stretched towards Yun Ni's waist.

But before putting it on, Yun Ni turned around and grabbed her hand.

Yun Ni was a little sleepy, half closed her eyes, and directly pulled Lin Zijin's hand over her waist, "Go to sleep."

Lin Zijin was in the same mood as if he had been in a car. The disappointment and embarrassment he had just discovered had been erased by Yun Ni's actions, and replaced by satisfaction and joy.

However, when she closed her eyes, she remembered that she still had to study the recipes.

In order to prevent Yun Ni from noticing the strangeness, she closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.When the breathing of the people around her calmed down, she opened her eyes, turned around and fumbled for her mobile phone.

Mother Lin sent her the cooking steps, which were so detailed that she wondered if her mother wrote them.But it wasn't the time to pursue the issue, whether it was written by her mother or someone else, as long as it was useful.

Thinking of this, she turned her attention back to the menu.

Weary in spring and autumn, Yun Ni slept until five o'clock, when Lin Zijin was no longer in bed.

She rubbed her eyes, lifted the quilt and got up, when she suddenly heard the sound of "crackling", walked over to the sound, and found that it was Lin Zijin tinkering in the kitchen.

She went to the bathroom to wash her face before going to the kitchen, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Help me clean up the vegetables over there."

Yun Ni found that Lin Zijin was wearing the apron she gave when she bought the rice cooker, and the pattern of the monkey with a big mouth appeared on Lin Zijin's body, which always looked a little funny.

Yun Ni nodded, turned around and went to wash the sink, and found that it was a dish she had eaten but hadn't cooked, "How do I do this?"

"Just cut it off from the end like this, leave two or three knots apart, and don't want the last one." Lin Zijin explained to Yun Ni solemnly how to pack the spinach. He didn't remember how he asked his mother to get it in the kitchen a few minutes ago. Water spinach is for demonstration.

It wasn't very difficult, Yun Ni got started right away, and nodded to Lin Zijin to do her own thing.

Standing by the side, Lin Zijin saw that Yun Ni really knew how to pick vegetables, and went back to face the induction cooker with some disappointment.

...How do I use this?

Lin Zijin glanced at Yun Ni, who turned his back to her, didn't notice this side, quickly took out the instruction manual from his pocket, and started to start according to the steps.

Yun Ni picked the vegetables, washed them twice with water, and put them aside after making sure they were clean.

She turned around and saw that Lin Zijin had already started cooking in a decent manner, provided she ignored the opponent's left hand that was holding up the left hand in front of him like a shield.

Seeing the other party's ready expression, she couldn't help laughing, and cleared her throat, "I've finished washing the dishes, can I help you?"

"The oil splashed a little far." Lin Zijin explained while putting down the lid of the pot, and pushed Yun Ni out of the kitchen, "You get nervous watching me, so I'll take care of the rest by myself, you go out and watch a movie or something Yes, it will be fine soon."

After hearing what she said, Yun Ni stopped insisting on helping, "Then remember to tell me if you need help."

Lin Zijin nodded, sent Yun Ni away, heard the sound of "sizzling" in the pot when he came back, and continued to pick up the lid of the pot as a defense.

Yun Ni hadn't gone far, Fulin looked back sincerely, just in time to see Lin Zijin's movement of lifting the lid of the pot, and there was a smile in his eyes.

If she didn't realize that Lin Zijin couldn't cook, she would really lose her eyesight.

She thought about Lin Zijin cooking so hard and earnestly, and he couldn't hurt the other party after a while, even if it was unpalatable, he would blow it to the sky.

However, when Lin Zijin came out after serving the food, she tried the taste and found that it was much better than she imagined.Although it is not as good as a chef who eats out, it is at least at the level of a normal person.

Lin Zijin was a little nervous, "How does it taste?"

"It tastes good." Yun Ni changed her pair of chopsticks, picked up a prawn and handed it to Lin Zijin's lips.

The prawns are coated with flour and bread crumbs and deep-fried until golden brown. The prawn shell is crispy and has a special taste.

Then Yun Ni picked up a piece of pumpkin and a tomato egg for Lin Zijin.

Lin Zijin was sure that he could eat, and he finally let go of his heart. He took off his apron, "In this case, let's eat."

It seemed that she really had the talent to cook, which made Lin Zijin heave a sigh of relief.

Yun Ni nodded, handed the chopsticks to Lin Zijin, and picked up the original chopsticks herself.

Both of them are not wasteful people, try to eat all these dishes.

However, as soon as she sat down to rest, Yun Ni felt stomach cramps and groaned while clutching her stomach.

"What's the matter?" Lin Zijin just finished asking, and his stomach hurts, as if they were together.

The feeling was familiar to the duo, who had experienced diarrhea together in the past.Feeling that this time was even more uncomfortable than last time, they went back to the sofa and sat down silently, then dialed 120 palely.

In less than 5 minutes, an ambulance arrived.At this time, Lin Zijin had already passed out, and Yun Ni was relying on internal strength to support herself. When the ambulance crew came, she was only conscious, and everyone carried them on a stretcher, and then told the nurse what to eat tonight. meals.

Normally speaking, it's not too much for the two of them to eat four or five dishes, and they didn't last as much as last time, so why did they get tricked again.

Yun Ni held on for a while, but finally passed out, and vaguely heard words like "food conflict" and "poisoning".

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