Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]

"I won't do it, I won't do it!!" Xu Wei was driven crazy by Li Hanmo. He was so anxious that he completely ignored his image, beat Li Hanmo's chest frantically, and scolded Li Hanmo: "You are so perverted and annoying!!"

The soft and cute little rabbit will bite people when it is in a hurry, okay!A well-behaved little fool will be violent if he is in a hurry, okay!

What Xu Wei used was brute force, not monster power, and the focus was on the chest and heart. Not to mention, Li Hanmo's chest hurt a little from his beating.

But this pain is nothing! ! !

Li Hanmo was completely overwhelmed by the surging emotions.

"Slow down baby~~ baby is so passionate!" Li Hanmo shouted very loudly on purpose, and it was heard by everyone outside the room, as if Xu Wei was in a hurry to peel off his armor.

Xu Wei was stunned for a moment, realizing that decades ago, there were several political parties in this world seizing power. It uses the most advanced sound insulation material at that time.

The place where they are now is likely to be one of the bases of a certain political party.

In other words, people outside the room can only hear Li Hanmo's volume.

It doesn't matter, it's not just Li Hanmo who can shout at the top of his voice, I can too!

Thinking of this, Xu Wei also imitated Li Hanmo and shouted very loudly: "I won't do it! Let me go! Help!"

Brothers outside the room!The girl of your dreams is being sexually harassed!

Come in and save the beauty!Kill the rapist Li Hanmo!

There are rewards for heroes to save the beauty!Reward... Reward, feed the beauty a bite...

However, Xu Wei didn't wait until the young masters rushed in to save him, but waited until Li Hanmo died shamelessly distorting the facts: "Oh~~ Is the baby tired of playing strong X palay? It's so exciting! Okay! Let's start now! Ben Qin Shou wants to tear the beauty's cheongsam!"

Xu Wei: "..."

Okay, this is very Li Hanmo! ! !

Lao Tzu lost, lost to a neuropathy, not sad, not at all shameful, after all, normal people can't beat a neuropathy.

Forced to do so, Xu Wei gave up waiting for others to come to rescue and decided to rely on himself.

He tried his best to break free from Li Hanmo's shackles, but Li Hanmo was so powerful that You Qi reminded him in a low voice: "Xiao Weiwei, if you struggle again, I'm going to explode! This room is so big, you just have to look at it!" What about myself?"

Xu Weiwen's body froze, and he really noticed that Li Hanmo's voice was unusually deep and rough, and his glutinous rice balls seemed to be scratched by something.

"Xiao Weiwei is a male rabbit. Do you know that we males have the most sensitive part? I don't care if you struggle again. Maybe it's not to let you look at me, but to make you look like I helped you last time. You help me like that." Li Hanmo said meaningfully.

Tsk tsk tsk, the glutinous rice dumpling feels so good to the touch, and within a few strokes, he was teased so much.

"We're just acting! We don't really want to be a husband and wife. Xiao Weiwei is so kind, he sure doesn't want those sons and sisters to miss you for a long time, right? Come, join me in doing good deeds, Helping them suffer from long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!"

Xu Wei really couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and tried his best to throw Li Hanmo's crazy nonsense out of his mind, so as not to tarnish his honest heart.

He pondered for a moment, and understood that Li Hanmo would never let him go no matter what he said, and he couldn't get rid of Li Hanmo no matter what. For him, the best result at the moment seemed to be to act as husband and wife with Li Hanmo.

So in the end Xu Wei had no choice but to give up the struggle, and sat motionless with split legs, raising his head at a 45-degree angle to look up at the ceiling, his eyes full of despair.

Well, even if he couldn't see the stars, he could at least see a gecko lying on the ceiling.

A rabbit and a gecko stared wide-eyed.

Seeing that he had succeeded in persuading Xu Wei, Li Hanmo couldn't hold back his hips immediately.

The boat made a creaking sound as he had hoped. Because it was close to the wall, and someone was so strong, the wall seemed to tremble a few times.

Xu Wei bumped several times.

What a shame!

Outside the room, the young masters who silently followed Xu Wei and Li Hanmo's activities subconsciously believed that Xu Wei and Li Hanmo were passionate, passionate, and indescribable.

Son buddies: No!We don't need your help to make the long pain short!We don't eat this kind of dog food out of morals!

Li Hanmo: If you don't eat, you have to eat!Feed you a big tank!

Li Hanmo was very satisfied with his strong waist, and suddenly felt blessed, and suggested to Xu Wei: "Xiao Weiwei, would you like to make some noise? I want to hear it!"

At this moment, he is very excited, although there is no such thing as Xu Wei, but it is so exciting!right! !It's that cool! ! !

"No." Xu Wei's cold and abstinent face formed a sharp contrast with Li Hanmo's passionate face, and it seemed that the two were extremely disharmonious.

Mosaic who is working hard to code: Heh, this situation is more like a weak chicken attacking himself so high that he can't feel it at all.

Through the system of eating meat and sugar through the mosaic, echoing the mosaic, he talked about a short joke that was widely circulated among the love strategy system——

One day, Li Hanmo was pulling Xu Wei to say something, Li Hanmo couldn't help himself, and asked Xu Wei out of breath: "How?! Is Lao Gong powerful?!"

Xu Wei: "..."

Li Hanmo: "It's so powerful that the baby can't even make a sound?!"

Xu Wei: "..."

Li Hanmo: "I'm too powerful!!"

Xu Wei: "Have you really started doing that? Why can't I feel it at all?"

System: Based on the above, Li Hanmo is a toothpick.

Li Hanmo: ...

Li Hanmo, who had no idea that he was turned into a toothpick by the system and the mosaic, was not discouraged by Xu Wei's rejection, and continued to coax Xu Wei enthusiastically: "Xiao Weiwei just needs to make the same voice as when I helped you last time. It's not difficult at all, I believe Xiao Weiwei is so smart and can do it."

When mentioning the matter of being forced to help by Li Hanmo last time, Xu Wei's face darkened, and he simply turned his head angrily, ignoring Li Hanmo no longer.

"Oh~~ I understand!" Li Hanmo was suddenly enlightened, and he realized: "Such a sweet and intimate voice, Xiao Weiwei only wants me to listen to it alone. I was wrong, how can I let Xiao Weiwei say it again?" How about that voice for others to hear?"

It has to be said that Li Hanmo is not only a neurotic straight man who can take full possession of Xu Wei, who is also a male, but also a neurotic self-deceit who can take many of Xu Wei's behaviors as a matter of course. .

Xu Wei: I don't waste my energy pouring cold water on you, as long as you are happy.

"Then I have to come." Li Hanmo said in a low voice, and in the next second, he suddenly squeezed his throat and imitated a woman and shouted: "Brother Hanmo is so amazing...that's it...that's it..."

The last word was deliberately broken.

Xu Wei: "..." Sure, this is also very Li Hanmo! ! !More Li Hanmo! ! !

Xu Wei immediately stretched out his hands to cover his ears, afraid that he would really go crazy.

As a result, the louder Li Hanmo yelled, the harder his hips became, which made Xu Wei feel like he was riding a rickshaw, and the driver who pulled the cart was still a very unprofessional one, making him dizzy and his heart almost jumped out. The mouth of the throat was shaking so much that he doubted his life. In the end, he could only give up covering his ears, and put down his hands to hold the boat and stabilize his body.

Unexpectedly, Li Hanmo Yan Ming was quick, and immediately grabbed his hand and clasped his fingers tightly.

perfect!

With such an intimate pose, Li Hanmo worked harder, squeezed his throat to imitate women's calls, and shouted louder. Thanks to him shouting at the same time, one person playing two roles will not be tired, but it is obvious that he is getting more and more excited Those who don't know the truth must think that the two of them are here for real...

System: Sure enough, the male lead, I want to kneel down to you!

Xu Wei bears the cart pulled by a particularly unprofessional yellow cart master, and regrets that he has become a stunning beauty.

Being laughed at by Tan Fang for being stupid is much better than being forced by Li Hanmo.

After an unknown amount of time, Xu Wei felt that the time was almost up, so he urged Li Hanmo: "It's okay, Brother Hanmo, I want to go home and sleep!"

"Of course not!" Li Hanmo rarely showed an unusually serious expression, so serious that Xu Weiyi froze, thinking subconsciously, did something important happen without him knowing?

For example, the gecko staring at him is actually a goblin?

Li Hanmo is going to continue to confuse the gecko monster with his unscrupulous behavior, is he going to catch the gecko monster by surprise and kill him with one move?

Xu Wei immediately withdrew his gaze from the gecko, and looked at Li Hanmo vigilantly, only to hear Li Hanmo say seriously: "It's over so soon, others will misunderstand that I'm a quick shooter."

System & Mosaic: Makes sense, a toothpick is nothing more than a quick shooter.

Li Hanmo: Damn it!This system and mosaic are even more nervous than me!

"So let me hold on for at least two more hours." Li Hanmo's eyebrows were beaming, his waist was like a perpetual motion machine that never tires...

Xu Wei deeply felt that he seemed to have survived for two centuries, and it was so hard for Li Hanmo to think that the man's heroism was almost established, so he finally let him go reluctantly.Under the complicated eyes of a group of "new youths" who had studied in the open West, the two left the salon holding hands and walked home.

but!

Xu Wei was not relieved after returning home!

Because Li Hanmo still wanted to bring him that kind of happiness!

"After enjoying the happiness of perfect food, it's time to enjoy another kind of happiness." Li Hanmo excitedly pressed Xu Wei on the boat in his room, "Xiao Weiwei, I love you, and I want to make up for you as much as possible." .”

There's no end to it!

Xu Wei casually grabbed the pillow and threw it at Li Hanmo, angrily said: "Li Hanmo, I don't want you to help me! I'm not happy if you help me!"

Li Hanmo was stunned, seeing that Xu Wei was really annoyed, he was a little puzzled.

Impossible, the little rabbit was obviously very happy at that time.

But the little rabbit seems to really reject him to help him.

"Xiao Weiwei, don't lie, I helped you last time, are you really unhappy?" Li Hanmo narrowed his eyes, his expression was more serious than when he said "It's over so soon, others will misunderstand that I am a quick shooter".

"Yes! Not at all!"

"Aren't you being dishonest? Are you hypocritical?"

"No!" Xu Wei was firm.

"Isn't it because of embarrassment or something duplicity?"

"No, I'm not happy at all if you help me. It's far worse than eating cheesecake and date paste cakes."

"I see." Li Hanmo nodded, it was rare for him to stop misinterpreting Xu Wei's meaning.

Xu Wei suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.It's not easy to finally convince Li Hanmo, a psychopath, to believe his own words.

After unloading a heavy burden, Xu Weigang wanted to say something to the system, but he never expected Li Hanmo to bury his head.

"Do...what to do?" Xu Wei was petrified.

"Last time I used my hands to make Xiao Weiwei not happy enough, this time I will use my mouth." Li Hanmo said solemnly, his eyes and eyebrows were full of seriousness, as if he was going to do something great.

Xu Wei: "!!!"

Am I... shooting myself in the foot with a rock?

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Li Hanmo: "It's my fault, I should have just used my mouth in the first place."

Xu Wei: "No, no, I am very happy if you use your hands! I ascended to heaven! I saw the aurora! Ah! You are amazing! You are mighty! I love you!"

Li Hanmo: "I don't believe it! Xiao Weiwei stop comforting me, I must use my mouth today!"

System & Mosaic: "Come on, Xiao Li, the toothpick is nothing more than a toothpick, you can't use your mouth forcefully."

Li Hanmo: "...How can there be such a psychosis! I'm really going crazy!"

ps: The joke about the toothpick was read by Xiaoyu online, so I adapted it.