Male protagonist Tianshen operation [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 66: February 2, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 23

Li Hanmo didn't know that the "mentally retarded little rabbit" Xu Wei buried his head in the quilt, rolled his eyes several times in a row, grinded his teeth for a while, and scolded him several times as "Cesium Qing crazy".

He couldn't even stop the car with a bunch of nonsense, and continued to coax the "mentally retarded little rabbit" without any moral burden: "Little Wei is not good, mother will sing you a lullaby... sleep~, sleep~, my dear!" Little Rabbit~Mother's hands are stroking your butt~~Touch and touch, my dear little rabbit~"

"..." Xu Wei could barely roll his eyes.

Li Hanmo was still humming.This lullaby was often played and sung by a girl in a certain salon of the Youth Association. That girl may not be good at playing the piano. Every time she shows off her talents, she plays and sings this lullaby. Li Hanmo will naturally remember it after listening to it a lot. After all, the melody Soothing and simple, with catchy lyrics.

It's really fortunate that he can adapt the lyrics so fluently and "appropriately".

"Sleep fast, the night is quiet, your buttocks are up and soft ~ mother touch ~ sleep soundly..."

"..." Xu Wei planned to give up this world, and ordered the system to directly arrange for him to travel to the next world.

I have to say that Xu Wei was too naive at this time, and the hero who hadn't thought about the next world might be just as neurotic.

Of course, the irresponsible thought of "abandoning this world" only took a turn in his mind, and Xu Wei sensibly shot it away.Xu Wei took a deep breath, tried his best to maintain the character design, and let Li Hanmo touch the back obediently and dumbly.

Relying on the halo of the male protagonist, Li Hanmo sings without being out of tune, and his voice is more mellow and magnetic than professionals. In order to be able to touch Xu Wei's glutinous rice dumplings for a long time, Li Hanmo really tried to lull Xu Wei to sleep, and sang very tenderly and affectionately .

Not to mention, excluding the lyrics that he changed very out of rhythm, the soothing and simple melody coupled with his mellow and magnetic voice does have a little hypnotic effect...

"Dinner is ready!" Grandma Li's angry voice suddenly sounded from downstairs: "Xiao Mo! Xiao Wei!"

Xu Wei shuddered violently, and opened those ruby-like eyes.

The brain gradually regained consciousness, and Xu Wei's face turned blue and white.

He was actually coaxed to sleep by Li Hanmo!When he woke up, Li Hanmo was still touching his back!He actually dreamed that he was a baby lying in the cradle, while Li Hanmo was wearing a plain cheongsam, with his hair in a bun, gently pushing the cradle, with a golden halo of maternal love on his head!

Mom!

It must be because Li Hanmo is also the male lead, and his singing voice has a hypnotic effect!

He couldn't have fallen asleep after being touched by Li Hanmo!

Li Hanmo is poisonous! !

Toxic! ! !

His nose and mouth were so tangled up, Xu Weidang took the "dinner order" as "lifting the ban", and responded crisply: "I heard it! Grandma Li!"

Responding, he pushed Li Hanmo away, hurriedly put on his pants and jumped off the bed.

In the end, Li Hanmo quickly pulled him back.

"What's the rush? My grandma is short-tempered, and she often invites us to eat before the dishes are finished. Now we go downstairs and sit on the table and stare blankly. Didn't you say that you want to apply medicine for me?" Li Hanmo couldn't help stretching out his other hand , scratched Xu Wei's wrinkled nose, then took out a can of Dieda medicinal wine from the bedside table and stuffed it into Xu Wei's hand.

Putting the Dieda medicine wine in the bedside table that is easy to get, it can be seen that Li Hanmo is often beaten, and applying the medicine wine is like a routine.Just like Mu Ziyi and Zhou Zhenjue in the previous two worlds, there are a lot of various flavors of medicines and spring sets with various patterns in the bedside table for easy access. As for the purpose of taking it, it is impossible to describe.

The bohemian Li Hanmo boldly took off his gown and inner jacket, revealing his strong and strong chest.He stared at Xu Wei's adorable little face, and a thought flashed through his mind.

"Would you like to see my ass?" he asked with his lips curled up.

"...No." Xu Wei firmly refused.

Li Hanmo was still an exhibitionist?

Li Hanmo rolled his eyes, ready to be persuasive, "Looking at my butt, Xiao Weiwei will know how round his butt is."

"...I don't want to know." Xu Wei blushed, and since he was face to face with Li Hanmo at this time, he could only resist the urge to roll his eyes.

What do I know my ass is so round and round?Do you "play by yourself" as a toy like you? !

Xu Wei couldn't help imagining the scene of "playing with himself". In the picture, the foolish him actually showed the same evil and wretched smile as Li Hanmo.He immediately got goosebumps all over the floor.

Li Hanmo is extremely poisonous!!!

Li Hanmo saw Xu Wei ashamed and indignant, and his desire to tease Xu Wei became stronger.The arc of the smile at the corner of his mouth became more and more rippling and evil, and his tone was rarely soft and gentle, "Really don't want to? You show me your ass, and I will show you mine, that's only fair, isn't it?"

It turns out that the little rabbit still has a sense of shame, the sluggish expression adds the color of shame and indignation, it is so cute!Much cuter than others when they are ashamed and angry!Was he blind before?I never realized that the bunny is so cute!

I was stunned to miss the opportunity to witness the back of the little rabbit grow up and round!

Xu Wei's nose and mouth wrinkled even tighter, "I don't want it!" There is no end to exhibitionism!

If it hadn't been confirmed again and again, the evil in Li Hanmo's eyebrows and eyes was just an undisguised interest, without a trace of special obscenity. Li Hanmo's mentality towards him was similar to that of adults teasing children. Maybe he would pretend to be a silly and crazy rabbit Fine, stretched out two sharp rabbit teeth and bit Li Hanmo, the exhibitionist, to death.

However, the "fake" eroticism and exhibitionist Li Hanmo also caused Xu Wei a headache.

"Why not? My ass isn't scary!" First he became addicted to rubbing Xu Wei's glutinous rice balls, and then he became addicted to teasing Xu Wei who was ashamed and angry. One line can bring him unlimited fun.

"...Because of the president's needle eye! You are so bad!" Xu Wei held back for a long time, and finally came up with a suitable reason.

"Hahaha..." Li Hanmo laughed heartily, "If I didn't know that Xiao Weiwei is a rabbit, I would have thought that Xiao Weiwei was bullied by me and cried! Look at Xiaoyuan's jealousy!"

Xu Wei almost stuck out two sharp rabbit teeth and bit Li Hanmo viciously.

Xiao Weiwei is really about to be bullied by you and cry, okay? !Xiao Weiwei was afraid that he would not be able to think of a suitable reason, and that his ass would make him stare at you, you exhibitionist!It is too difficult for a fool to keep his virginity!

"I'm not afraid of the eye of a needle." After laughing enough, Li Hanmo added solemnly.

The subtext is, you have to keep showing me ass.

Xu Wei gritted his teeth secretly, pretending that all his thoughts were on helping Li Hanmo apply the medicine, and opened the Beda medicinal wine on his own, "Apply the medicine, Brother Hanmo."

Li Hanmo finally planned to let Xu Wei go, and lay obediently on the bed.

A series of hideous wounds broke into Xu Wei's sight.Apparently, for Li Hanmo's refusal of the heavenly master to slay demons and demons, Li Wenying thought that Li Hanmo was sorry for the common people in the world, so he whipped him very hard.

Xu Wei sighed, taking advantage of the opportunity of applying the medicine, his thoughts of taking revenge on Li Hanmo dissipated, and applied the medicinal wine carefully and lightly, never being stupid once.

This will not arouse Li Hanmo's suspicion.The relationship between Li Hanmo and Li Wenying's father and son was extremely bad. If Li Wenying went out to slay demons and got injured, he would usually ask the original owner to apply the medicine, not Li Hanmo.The degree of stupidity of the original owner is not serious, and it is not difficult to apply the medicine.

"Thank you, Xiao Weiwei!" After taking the medicine, Li Hanmo got up and rubbed Xu Wei's soft head, then got dressed, "Let's go, let's go have lunch."

After all, it is a ghost, living day and night, the original owner never gets up early for breakfast, and almost every day starts with lunch.

"Yeah!" Xu Wei seemed to be very hungry, he shook off the annoying Li Hanmo and went downstairs first, but Li Hanmo behind him stared at his quivering two petals of glutinous rice balls, his eyes shone in amazement...

After lunch, the Great Elder organized by Tianshi came to Li's house unexpectedly, Xu Wei saw a halo around the Great Elder, and knew that Yang Chenqin had appeared.

He really did not expect that Yang Chenqin would choose to cross over to the Great Elder, because the Great Elder is older than Grandma Li. With the living conditions and medical technology of this era, no matter how the Great Elder maintains his health, his body organs will also age Dilapidated, it will run out at any time.

It was probably because the Great Elder was at the end of his life that Yang Chenqin was able to cross over to the Great Elder.

Limited by him and the power of the system, Yang Chenqin was unable to greatly adjust the body data of the Great Elder. In other words, in this world, Yang Chenqin had to drag an old and dilapidated body all the time, which was not a wonderful experience.

Human beings fear aging not only because of the fear of becoming ugly, but also because of the torment of various diseases caused by aging.

Then Yang Chenqin chose to transmigrate to the body of the great elder, what considerations did he have?

Xu Wei's face was dull and innocent, but his heart was full of twists and turns, and soon, he found the answer——

"Wenying, I heard from the folks and elders in the morning that you and Xiaomo had quarreled again..." Yang Chenqin let Li Wenying support him tremblingly, panting while talking, Xu Wei felt bad for him. , "I heard that Xiaowei asked everyone a few questions later. I thought about it and thought it was worth our reflection."

People in this period are no different from metropolises in the 21st century. People are used to living their lives behind closed doors. They may not even know the neighbors who live in the opposite door for ten years. The speed of news dissemination is also very fast, especially since people are closely connected with each other, often people who are dozens of miles away will hear a little about what happened to this family.

Therefore, Yang Chenqin not only heard that Li Hanmo and Li Wenying were arguing in the morning, but also heard clearly Xu Wei pretending to be stupid and condemning Li Wenying and the others.

"Xiao Wei is right. Han Mo is not in debt to the people of the world. He doesn't want to be a heavenly master to slay demons and demons. Let's not force him, otherwise it will be too unfair to him." Due to his poor physique, Yang Chenqin spoke weakly , but his tone is non-negotiable, and his expression is very severe.

The Celestial Masters have a strict hierarchy, sitting in the position of the Great Elder, even if they don't have the strength to slay demons and demons, every word they say is very important, even Li Wenying, who is quite high, dare not disobey easily.

That's right, this was Yang Chenqin's consideration, when he crossed over to the Great Elder, he indirectly but effectively prevented Li Hanmo from devoting himself to his destiny.

"This..." Li Wenying looked puzzled, "Hanmo's talent is rare in a thousand years..."

"You're talking about it again!" Yang Chenqin immediately interrupted Li Wenying sternly, "Is the so-called once-in-a-thousand-year talent what Xiao Mo wants? As Xiao Wei said, Xiao Mo owes nothing to anyone, and he doesn't want to Killing demons and demons to protect the common people in the world, no one can blame him or force him. Xiaowei also said that many things can accumulate virtue and do good, which is quite right. Xiao Mo hates the heavenly master, so let Xiao Mo do other good deeds Let’s protect the common people! That’s it!”

He almost said "Xiao Wei", as if he was "inspired" by Xu Wei to make such a decision.

Everyone felt so, including Li Hanmo.Li Hanmo was well aware of the weight of the Great Elder's words, and happily touched Xu Weirou's head, then thanked Yang Chenqin, "Thank you, Master Yang!"

"Why are you being polite? We were all wrong before, and we shouldn't have forced you, causing you to suffer from nausea and vomiting! Fortunately, you were lucky enough to not be affected by your emotions when you were slaying demons, and you were injured by your mistakes. "Yang Chenqin's last sentence has a lot of meaning, every time he slays demons, he fights with his life, and it is self-evident how serious the consequences of a wrong performance are.

Li Wenying was left speechless by Yang Chenqin's words. Judging by his solemn expression, at least he would not force Li Hanmo to go out to kill demons in a short time.

Yang Chenqin had achieved his goal and was ready to leave.His body was too old and dilapidated, and he wanted to go home and lie down on the bed before he had been out for a long time.

Before leaving, he smiled at Xu Wei in an amiable manner, but Xu Wei understood that his cloudy eyes were full of provocation and victory...

"My God, host!" the system exclaimed, "Are you shooting yourself in the foot?"

Yes, Yang Chenqin's muddy eyes revealed this message.

But Xu Wei was very calm.

"Little baby, if you think so, you've fallen into Yang Chenqin's trap." He asked the system slowly in his mind, "Calm down and think about it, if I didn't defend Li Hanmo this morning, can Yang Chenqin stop Li Wenying from forcing Li Hanmo? Heavenly masters slay demons and eliminate demons."

The system was taken aback, calmed down and thought about it obediently, and found that Yang Chenqin was capable, "That's right, even if you didn't protect Li Hanmo in the morning, Yang Chenqin can still rely on his status as the Great Elder to think that 'Li Hanmo may be affected by emotions, and his mistakes will hurt him. Li Wenying is forbidden to force Li Hanmo to slay demons and demons on the grounds of killing his life."

No wonder Yang Chenqin would cross over to the Great Elder, this white-eyed wolf is really too cunning!

"Smart! Yang Chenqin just mentioned that I did it on purpose, trying to make me mistakenly think that I was shooting myself in the foot with a stone, and wanted to vomit me to death!"

Yang Chen has two purposes in each world, one is to prevent the male protagonist from devoting himself to his destiny, and the other is to deal with him.It is estimated that Yang Chenqin wanted to vomit him to death every moment.

"So, there is nothing wrong with my defense of Li Hanmo. As you can see, Li Hanmo no longer looks at me like he used to. He should like me quite a bit now..." The word "ass" Xu Wei Selectively ignore, "My act of defending Li Hanmo actually symbolizes a big step forward in the strategy guide mission."

"Ah, host, I was wrong!!! I shouldn't doubt your ability!!!" The system felt extremely ashamed.

Xu Wei smiled in his mind, and said a few words to comfort the system, his tone seemed very relaxed.

However, he couldn't help but frown.

He had to admit that Yang Chenqin had set up a big roadblock on his way of attacking this time...

The author has something to say: I am very grateful to Baby Yan for the reward!I love you love you love you!

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