dog thief

Life in the third year of high school is always busy, and even the National Day holiday is only three days away.The people in the classroom have already gone home, and a few people are still cleaning.

After the results of the first full-year mock test, Gong Chen only scored 85 points in the English test, and he was only five points away from passing.In these few small tests, his English scores were stable at the edge of the passing line, and his scores in other subjects were still maintained, but his English was not up to par.

He looked at No.1 in the overall ranking of the grade, with a total score of 684, while he only had 625 points. He felt that there was a huge difference, and it was impossible for him to be in the same school in the future.

At the beginning, his goal was only a distant provincial university, or a better school in the provincial capital. He had lost hope in English, and he never thought about going forward, never thinking that he would be on the verge of passing the English test.

But it is far from enough now!

Gongchen ran back to the classroom disheartened, planning to take a three-day holiday and then try to catch up on English.He must continue to work hard, and he can definitely improve.He needs to accumulate more words and collocations, review common grammar again, brush up more English questions, and write English compositions better.

Gongchen cheered himself up silently in his heart, and did several sets of reading comprehension questions.

There was no one in the classroom, Shen Qingyan stopped the pen in his hand and asked, "Do you want to go home with me?"

"Okay, I'll finish writing this." Gong Chen was speaking, and Shen Qingyan lifted his chin.

Shen Qingyan stood up and lowered her head to kiss his lips, licked Gongchen's lips with the tip of her tongue, and gently pressed his lips together, then asked suddenly: "Will wearing glasses prevent us from kissing?"

Gong Chen immediately laughed out loud, and every time he kissed Shen Qingyan, he always obediently took off his glasses.

Shen Qingyan asked solemnly: "What are you laughing at? Asking you something?"

"You'll know what to ask, just try it out." Gong Chen put his arms around his neck, not daring to touch his skin with his fingers through the school uniform.

Shen Qingyan said righteously, "No, I can't stand you for not brushing your teeth. I can lick you, but you can't lick me."

Gong Chen curled his lips helplessly: "Double-standard dog thief, let's go, let's go eat."

Shen Qingyan packed her schoolbag: "Gong Chen, I really hope that one day I can kiss you outside at any time, the kind that doesn't mind anything in my heart."

"You always want to have things that you don't have, right now?"

"After the college entrance examination, let's try, okay? Not now, I will be very broken, it will affect my mood, and then affect my study. You forced me to do it before, but I was really uncomfortable. After a kiss, I immediately ran to the bathroom to rinse Mouth. I want the kind that doesn't want to rinse my mouth after kissing, and doesn't dislike you."

Gong Chen sneered and said, "Troublesome man, if it wasn't for my good psychological endurance, if you were to be disgusted by someone else, you would think I have a bad breath, and I don't know how many times we broke up."

The two ate dinner near the school as usual, passing by the braised pork shop, Gong Chen's brain became hot, and he said, "Buy some of this."

Shen Qingyan frowned: "This one?"

"If you don't eat it, I will eat it." Gong Chen ran in and picked out some chicken wings, duck necks, fish tofu and kelp, with a malicious smile on his lips.

When he returned to Shen Qingyan's house, Gong Chen ran to brush his teeth, and when he came back, he sat at the dining table excitedly, ate chicken wings and watched the basketball game.

After Shen Qingyan changed the sheets, she walked out of the room and wanted to ask Gong Chen to take a shower, only to find that he was eating.

"Why do you suddenly want to eat this?" Shen Qingyan poured a glass of water, saw Gong Chen sucking his fingers, and looked at him with disgust.

Gong Chen suddenly raised the finger he had just sucked, and said seriously, "Lick it."

"What?" Shen Qingyan thought she had heard wrong, and took a step back subconsciously.

Gong Chen stood up and approached him, pushing him against the wall, and said with a smile, "Lick it."

"No, disgusting!"

"Isn't this the same as kissing me? It just tastes a little more like braised pork. Come on, do you dislike me if you don't smoke?"

Shen Qingyan felt that the hands close to his face at this moment were chemical weapons, getting closer and closer to his lips.Shen Qingyan leaned against the wall in panic, not daring to move, "This is not the same thing."

"Quick, my hands are not dirty."

Shen Qingyan frowned, stared at the moist fingers in despair, frowned, shook her head vigorously and said, "No, no, don't force me."

Shen Qingyan's cleanliness problem cannot be changed for a while.Although Gong Chen asked him to reduce the frequency and time of washing his hands, Shen Qingyan was always concerned about his hands that might be full of bacteria.

Put alcohol swabs in your pocket every day, and small bottles of hand sanitizer and disinfectant are essential.

Now Gong Chen went so far as to ask him to lick Gong Chen's fingers?

"Hurry up, my saliva is almost dry." Gong Chen licked his fingers again.

Shen Qingyan's temples throbbed, raised his hand to touch Gong Chen's mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll lick your fingers, then you...use this to help me!"

Gong Chen did not expect Shen Qingyan to make such a request.

In order to help Shen Qingyan alleviate the problem of cleanliness, he made up his mind.

do my best!

Reluctant to give up children and not to be a dog thief, couples' small fun, acceptable.

Cheap you bastard!

Gong Chen looked at death like home: "Talk your mouth, dog thief, you have long wanted me to help you, right? Let me tell you first, I can't do this, I can only try to help you, come on..."

Shen Qingyan didn't expect Gong Chen to agree so readily, and was a little flustered.He grabbed Gong Chen's wrist and pushed it away in disgust, struggling to say: "No, I feel bad."

"Take it easy, I promise you." Gong Chen put his wet fingers on his lips, and said in a low voice, "Look, I've already put my fingers on your lips, it's all right, isn't it?"

Shen Qingyan tightly pursed her lips, shook her head, and unconsciously had goosebumps.

Gong Chen blocked Shen Qingyan's way with his whole body, his eyes were full of radiance, his voice was low, with a hint of temptation/seduction: "Be good, I will actively cooperate with you whatever you want to play at night, okay?"

Shen Qingyan pursed her lips and thought for a long time, then secretly made up her mind, telling herself that it's okay, at worst, go brush her teeth later!

But I still can't get past that level in my heart!

Shen Qingyan took a deep breath, shook his head and refused: "No."

Gongchen always stared at him with bright eyes, like a deer running around in the jungle: "Hey, try it, don't be coy, it's shameless."

Shen Qingyan did ideological work for himself for a long time, and Gong Chen's fingers tentatively rubbed his lips with oil stains and saliva.He looked at Gong Chen with loose eyebrows, warm lips, and a lazy aura on his body. He felt a little like and loathe in his heart.

It's okay, it's Gong Chen, Gong Chen is not disgusting, not disgusting at all.

Shen Qingyan comforted herself repeatedly in her heart.

Shen Qingyan clenched Gong Chen's tense wrist, stretched out the tip of her tongue and gently licked Gong Chen's bright red fingertips, staring fiercely at the curvature of Gong Chen's mouth.

The soft tongue petals are moist and warm, completely different from the feeling of licking, and the tiny electric currents are running around.Shen Qingyan was like an aloof and arrogant cat, licking Gong Chen's fingers lightly with her dexterous little tongue.

Gong Chen let out a muffled grunt in his guttural voice, and the corners of his mouth curled up, like a parent watching a child finish his homework, praising him for a job well done.

Spinning and spreading from the pink fingertips, the tongue softly rubs against the palm, between the fingers, and reaches the back of the hand.Gong Chen's gratified eyes fixed on Shen Qingyan's tongue, and he couldn't even help being happy for him.

As long as Shen Qingyan is willing to take a step, the obsessive thinking will disintegrate sooner or later.

Gong Chen took a deep breath and said in a hoarse voice: "I've made progress, use the other hand to lick."

Shen Qingyan's breathing also became short of breath, staring at Gong Chen's wet fingers, the tip of her tongue became bitter, and she really wanted to brush her teeth quickly, several times.

Gong Chen put his hand on his lips and said, "Just finish licking it."

Shen Qingyan closed his eyes, feeling so uncomfortable that it made his breathing difficult, and he almost retched.

Gong Chen's pupils are deep, and he looks very tender under the light. He spits out a nice and seductive voice from his throat: "Take your time, don't rush. Be good, you think you're kissing me, let me tell you, I only eat after brushing my teeth." these things."

Shen Qingyan swallowed hard, and obediently bit Gongchen's fingers.

As soon as the thumb sucking was over, Shen Qingyan rushed to the bathroom sink to retch.

Seeing that his eyes were red, Gong Chen asked, "Is it my fault?"

Shen Qingyan rinsed her mouth, and spat it out carefully: "No wonder, you will have to pay it back sooner or later."

Gong Chen: "..." An instant chills down the spine!

Shen Qingyan brushed his teeth for a long time, Gong Chen looked at him and smiled helplessly: "Brushing for so long will hurt your teeth, stop brushing, kiss me later, I only brushed for 3 minutes, it's not dirty."

Shen Qingyan rinsed his mouth for a long time, and said, "Can you brush it again? Help me use my mouth later."

Gong Chen resolutely said: "I'll just swipe once, if you want it, if you don't want me, forget it."

"Then let it go!"

Gong Chen chuckled: "Really?"

"Fake." Shen Qingyan eagerly stood up, leaned close to Gongchen, kneaded Gongchen's fleshy ears with one hand, and said with a gentle and flattering attitude: "Second uncle, I think you are a good baby who is not picky about food. Bananas can still drink milk in the future. Although I want to help you do this, I feel disgusting, and you definitely won’t do it.”

"What do you think I am, you are not picky eaters, you come if you have the ability. You ride horses, drive cars, and double-standard dogs. You are strict with others and lenient with yourself. If you don't do it yourself, let me do it."

Shen Qingyan shouted hoarsely: "Brother..."

"Call me brother by surprise?" Gong Chen burst out laughing, really wanting to scold the dog thief.

"What's so funny? Cat stuff..."

"Call me Dad!"

Shen Qingyan stared at Gongchen with fiery eyes: "My father is too disgusting, I don't want to mention this word. I'd better call my second uncle kind, second uncle, second uncle, second uncle..."

When Gong Chen squatted in front of Shen Qingyan, he was a little nervous. It was the first time he faced "Second Aunt" directly, and had a thorough face-to-face with Second Aunt.

Shen Qingyan reached out and rubbed Gong Chen's ears, where he was already full of energy.The second aunt's pink head was clearly displayed in front of Gong Chen, and Gong Chen raised his eyes and smiled, "I really want to bite it off."

Shen Qingyan: "..."

"As you said just now, when you eat bananas, you have to bite them and eat them bite by bite."

Shen Qingyan held Gongchen's head, stroked those two soft ears, breathed comfortably, and said in a hoarse voice: "No, you will rely on it for happiness in the future. Love me a little bit, don't let go of every inch .”

The night wind in early autumn blows coolly, making the skin icy.There are only sparse starlight in the night sky, the moon hangs high, and the moonlight is pouring in front of the window, and the white curtains swing out arcs.

Shen Qingyan hugged Gongchen's cold body, stretched out his hand, put the crystal liquid spit out by the second uncle in front of Gongchen, and said excitedly: "Look, stars! The number of hundreds of millions is about the same as the number of stars..."

"Pa..." Gong Chen blushed as if he had a fever, raised his hand and slapped Shen Qingyan's thigh fiercely, his flush did not diminish, and he panted, "Is this what you said about picking stars with bare hands?"

"Ang, why not?"

Gong Chen: "..."

Shen Qingyan took out a paper towel to wipe his hands, and drew out a rope to tie Gong Chen's hands to the bed rail.

Gong Chen smiled wryly and said, "You dog thief, what are you doing? Let me go."

Shen Qingyan smiled: "You said I can do whatever I want tonight."

Gong Chen said seriously: "Don't go too far, there is a limit to saying that you cooperate."

Shen Qingyan knelt within Gong Chen's legs, lowered her head to look at the slumped second uncle, who became smaller and softer, held it in his hands playfully, rubbed it repeatedly, and sang a nursery rhyme with a voice like a clear spring : "Little turtle, little turtle, why did you put the back of the pot? As soon as I touched you lightly, your whole body shrank into the pot."

A nursery rhyme from the blue sky!

A dog thief who torments nursery rhymes!

Gong Chen could vaguely understand the meaning of his lyrics, this person's mouth should be stuffed with stinky socks.

What about Shen Qingyan's personality as a top scholar?Fly, fly to the universe.

No wonder some people say that fans should stay away from the life of idols, otherwise the idol you love so much may be a big guy in private.

Gong Chen was used to it, used to Shen Qingyan's sudden flirting.

Gong Chen burst into tears with laughter, raised his leg to kick the thief but couldn't lift his foot, gasped and said, "Shut up, what nursery rhyme are you singing?"

Shen Qingyan was serious as if facing a big question: "We won't sing nursery rhymes, let's review math!"

and many more……

Waitwait...

Andsoon...

Gong Chen had an ominous premonition, and swallowed a sigh of relief.

Shen Qingyan lowered his head and kissed Gongchen's lips, stroked Gongchen's hair, and said affectionately: "I'll lift you up 20°, and we'll happily draw an obtuse angle of 110°, okay?"

Damn, you know this is the virtue.

Cover your face and cry!Cover your face and laugh!

Gong Chen's expression changed unpredictablely, as if he was ashamed of himself as a little girl who was thinking about spring.

Ah, his math!Ah, his ears!Ah, he's colorblind!

Gong Chen understood his words in an instant, and blushed like he was drunk: "Stop talking, I won't be able to look directly at obtuse angles in the future."

"If you want an acute angle, I can satisfy you with a right angle."

Gong Chen was so ashamed that he wanted to cover his head with a quilt: "Shut up."

Shen Qingyan opened her charming pupils: "Which one do you want?"

Gong Chen helplessly shouted: "Performing acrobatics or yoga for two?"

Shen Qingyan shook his head, like a child playing with a toy, and said excitedly: "No, it's all about reviewing mathematics."

No, no, no math!

Leaning, leaning, Shen Qingyan's eyes are like the waves of glass rippling in a wine cup, a demon that seduces people's lives.

Didn't he take the gentle and elegant route of being a schoolmaster?Why are you so charming?

Gong Chen sighed, thinking that something was wrong, he already knew that Shen Qingyan was so breathtaking, otherwise he would not have been willing to be under him.

Shen Qingyan gently rubbed Gongchen's Tanzhong acupoint in front of his chest, and said in a low voice while making gestures: "Build a coordinate system in the middle of your place, draw an ellipse, tell me, what is the |F1F2| focal length?" As he spoke, he stretched out his thumb and middle finger to measure the two pink centers of the ellipse.

Ah, this... this... Gong Chen wants to hit someone.

Shen Qingyan is a pervert, a gentle scum.

How can everything involve driving?

While they do drive now, it's too embarrassing.

Gong Chen thought, is it because his skill is too low that he is always being teased by Shen Qingyan's words?

Shen Qingyan measured the two focal points with her fingers, as if measuring the distance between the two endpoints on the examination paper, as if she was cautious as a scholar: "Well, it's exactly the length of my thumb and middle finger."

"..."

so itchy...

Gong Chen wanted to hit someone, and he wanted to ask Shen Qingyan to give him a good time.

He didn't know why he had to agree to cooperate with him, made a mistake, learned his lesson, and tried not to do it next time.

Gong Chen's lips were as bright red as a rose, he felt comfortable being touched, his eyes were full of water, and he said excitedly: "You dog thief, you are enough, this is our business, why do you bring mathematics into it?"

"Suppose I am one of the focus coordinates (c, 0), and you are the coordinate (a, 0) eccentricity formula e=c/a, is that the position where I am pressing you?"

Gong Chen immediately blushed and became hot, not knowing what to say.Shen Qingyan's fingertips lightly handwritten the formula of eccentricity on his chest. He had no time to care about right and wrong, but felt itchy and tormented.

Shen Qingyan raised those charming eyes and said excitedly: "Tell me, what is the range of eccentricity?"

Gong Chen was scratched by his fingertips until his eyes were filled with tears, his whole body went limp, and he said in a hoarse voice: "The range of eccentricity is 0<e<1."

"If you rotate the range 90 degrees clockwise, does it look like a person is shooting a hand/gun at 1? 0 is the head, less than is the hand, and the horizontal line in the middle of the e is the second uncle. I diverted the two sides."

Gong Chen was out of breath: "You study mathematics is research waste?"

Gong Chen Mingming remembers that Shen Qingyan bowed his head and concentrated on studying mathematics. Yes, he was meticulous. From the first year of high school, Shen Qingyan's seriousness was recognized, but the things in this person's head made him feel so embarrassed that he almost strangled.

Since when did this trend start?

Gong Chen thought about it for a while. After they exchanged souls, one time in class, he didn't take notes, and Shen Qingyan said abruptly: "Girlfriend has no strength?"

At that time, he was still confused about "girlfriend", Shen Qingyan raised his eyebrows and told him it was Five Fingers Girl!

It was at that time that Shen Qingyan began to abuse him slowly and started racing.

"The smaller the eccentricity, the closer it is to a circle. You are the denominator a. You have to become as large as possible, become infinitely large. Accept me, and we will be complete." Shen Qingyan looked down at Gongchen with deep meaning.

Gongchen didn't know what to do to stop him, so he could only become angry from embarrassment: "You dog thief, shut up! Why do you always say some irrelevant things? Are you a bit weak in five elements?"

Shen Qingyan lowered his head and took a bite of the focal point marked as F1, licked F1 lightly with the tip of his warm tongue a few times, and said, "Of course you have to talk dirty when eating meat, I can only talk to my boyfriend in private."

Gong Chen trembled all over, and when he was bitten, he let out a muffled snort, and waves of electric current swirled around his body.

If he went back to the first year of high school, Gong Chen would always look at the smiling Shen Qingyan from a distance with his bright eyes open in the crowd.

Shen Qingyan obviously wears the same school uniform as him, but it always makes people feel gentle, clean and elegant, and is the prettiest one among the schoolmasters. It looks like the afternoon sun is shining brightly, with a gentle breeze blowing in front of you, making you feel very close and far away. Looming alienation.

At that time, he liked the elegant and windy temperament of Shen Qingyan's body the most, passing by him several times, he felt translucent and cool all over, and his heart was always throbbing faintly.Even if he passed by, he would always secretly look back at that person's back, with the corners of his mouth raised sweetly.

At that time, Gong Chen would never have imagined that Shen Qingyan was a person whose life was dirty and the six spirits were dirty behind his back.His eyes have built-in perspective and demosaic functions, and everything he sees is high-definition without codes. How many small movies are installed in his mind?

Gong Chen was forced by Shen Qingyan to review the knowledge of elliptic equations.He wrote down a series of equations and formulas with his numb and electrified fingertips, and Chen groaned and his eyes were moist because of the itching.He heard Shen Qingyan say contentedly: "Very good, review the trigonometric functions again."

Gong Chen: "Please forgive me!"

Gong Chen listened to Shen Qingyan's nasty talk all night last night, forced to review mathematics, wrote formulas all night, and his voice became hoarse.

When Gong Chen woke up, it was already 10:30 in the morning. He rolled on the bed several times, his waist was sore.

As if sending his life to die, Shen Qingyan was like a magnet, sticking to him all the time.When writing formulas, he looks like a primary school chicken who has passed a hundred points in an exam. The smile in his eyes makes Gong Chen feel very cute.

He really couldn't resist Shen Qingyan's childlike appearance.

Dogs, dogs, dogs who know how to seduce people and torture people.

Gong Chen muttered a few times to himself, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.

Gong Chen doesn't really want to get up yet.

Since the summer, they have just fooled around kissing, comforting each other with their hands, and they have been very good to each other.

After not doing it for a long time, he was a little tired.

Gong Chen lay on the quilt, Shen Qingyan came in from the outside, looked down at Gong Chen: "Aren't you going to get up?"

"Lazy and don't want to move."

Shen Qingyan squatted down and rubbed Gong Chen's slender and tight waist: "My mother and her boyfriend will come over in the afternoon, and they will have a banquet to get married the day after tomorrow, and her boyfriend said he wants to see me."

Gong Chen turned around and said, "I understand, I'm going to be kicked out."