dog thief

When Zhao Yang walked into the classroom, he stuffed a few sausages and a few packs of chocolate pies on the "Gong Chen" table, and with the sausages in his mouth, he said leisurely, "Old Gong, let's play ball with me in the evening, you haven't brought me to play basketball for a long time gone."

"Gong Chen" stared at the unwashed packaging bags on his table with deep eyes, feeling very uncomfortable.

Zhao Yang took a bite of the corn-flavored sausage, stretched out his hand to help "Gong Chen" tear open the packaging bag, handed it to him, and said, "Do you want to play or not? Why have you stopped playing basketball and started running instead?"

"Shen Qingyan" snorted coldly, and secretly despised Shen Qingyan in his heart: "He doesn't know how to play basketball. He is afraid of being bumped by others, so he can only run to exercise."

"Gong Chen" took Zhao Yang's sausage, pursed his lips and said with a smile, "Why don't you run with me?"

"Okay, but I can't run far, look how fat I am."

Chu Qiulan covered her laughter and said, "Zhaoyang, it's useful to eat less to run."

"Little fat pig also said that I spit out the little sausage I gave you last time."

"Slightly slightly..." Chu Qiulan stuck out her tongue and denied it mischievously.

The two soul-swapping allies have to bump their bodies every time they finish their self-study and get out of class, but it doesn't work.

"Shen Qingyan" scratched his neck irritably and asked, "Should we go to worship God? Or find a master to see?"

"I do not believe!"

"The souls have been exchanged, you still don't believe it? I recently found a guide on the Internet about the method of soul return. Shall we try it?"

"Gong Chen" looked coldly, and asked with a sneer, "Why would someone summarize this?"

"Shen Qingyan" picked up the phone and clicked on the link and said: "Naturally, it sums up the scenes of the soul returning from various novels and TV dramas. Otherwise, do you think there is any way?"

"This is unbelievable!"

"How do you know if you don't try?"

Gong Chen has been searching for information recently, and finally found a guide that summarizes this aspect.He didn't look at it carefully, but just browsed it roughly, and then sent the link to Shen Qingyan.

"Gong Chen" clicked on the link and looked at it, his face gradually became serious, and he said with disgust: "Idiots believe such words!"

"It doesn't matter, how will you know whether you believe it or not if you don't try it? What if it really works? Is it possible that you want to be like this for the rest of your life? You think, I don't want to!"

"Gong Chen" read the article in the link: "The first category, because the male and female protagonists don't like each other, they never understand each other and walk into each other's hearts, and like each other... See? The male and female protagonists! What are the two men? ? Still like each other?"

"Shen Qingyan" said patiently: "It doesn't matter, let's look at the method. Method one, hug. Come here..."

"Gong Chen" ran away and ran back to the classroom for self-study, not wanting to pay attention to this person with a questionable IQ.

"Shen Qingyan" rushed over, hung the whole person behind him, and shouted: "You give me a hug..."

In the dark night, many students were walking on the school road, looking curiously at the two wrestling together. "Gong Chen" felt embarrassed, stretched out his hand and grabbed his hand, wanting to tear away his confinement, and shouted angrily: "Let go, let go... so many people are watching... let me go..."

"Can you be a little more obedient?"

"Stupid way, I have no problem with IQ!" "Gong Chen" took a deep breath, stopped resisting, and said softly: "Okay, hug, you have to let go first, let's adjust our posture."

"Shen Qingyan" lowered his arms and was about to speak when the person in front of him quickly ran to the small road next to the school road, took a detour and fled back to the classroom.

"Shen Qingyan, stop for me..." "Shen Qingyan" roared, and chased his legs away, and the two ran in the dark.It's just that "Shen Qingyan" never imagined that this body was running extremely fast, and it was easy to step forward and run in an instant.

"Gong Chen" wanted to go around the wisteria corridor and run back to the classroom, but the people behind him were running fast.He was so angry that he scolded: "Gong Chen, stop chasing him!"

"Stop it, don't stop, I'll sprinkle chocolate on your bed at night..."

"Gong Chen" stopped immediately, and panting, he turned his head and stared at the boy who flew over, really wanting to slap Gong Chen to death.Threatening him like this every time, and he can only obey every time.

The class bell rang, and the students outside the classroom rushed back to the classroom.

In the silent wisteria corridor, they hugged each other tightly, feeling each other's beating hearts that couldn't be calmed down after running, feeling the hot temperature on each other's bodies.The heat wave of breath melted into the quiet night autumn wind, and the sound of heavy panting was endless.

The two seemed unable to tell whether it was the heartbeat caused by inexplicable love or the normal heartbeat after running, and their blushes were so hard to fade away.Because in the dark night, it is difficult to see each other's blushing.

"Shen Qingyan" saw the rosiness under his earlobes through the dim light, and suddenly he didn't know whether to let go or continue to hug.

It seems that hugging is of no use.

A cold and hoarse voice echoed in "Shen Qingyan"'s ear: "Is it all right?"

"It seems useless, how about we try the next method, shall we kiss?"

"..." "Gong Chen" suddenly wanted to swear in his heart, but years of psychological construction made him bear those unbearable words in his heart. "No, dirty! Disgusting!"

"Shen Qingyan" scolded: "Fuck, your own mouth is still dirty? Just try it once, once is enough."

"Gong Chen" snorted coldly: "No, hugging is already my biggest concession."

"It's not like you haven't kissed before?"

"It was the cat's fault."

"just one time!"

"roll!"

"Shen Qingyan" gave him a disdainful look, and responded fiercely: "Do you think I am willing? If it wasn't for getting back my body, I wouldn't bother to talk to you."

The two fell into a cold war, and no one paid attention to the other, and went straight back to the classroom for self-study.

"Shen Qingyan" was muttering and cursing Shen Qingyan in his heart, but he couldn't stop thinking about changing his soul.He wrote down on the paper in desperation: "Next, hold hands!" As he spoke, he handed the note to "Gong Chen" and stared at "Gong Chen" seriously, expressing his determination.

"Gong Chen" saw that he returned the steps to himself after the cold war, and said in a cold voice, "How long does it take to do homework?"

"Five or six minutes? I don't know..."

The two clasped their fingers tightly inside Shen Qingyan's table, and the warmth was transmitted between them.When Shen Qingyan stared at his hands with Gong Chen's eyes, he realized that his hands were being tossed very rough by him.Because I have to wash my hands many times a day, it will be severely chapped even in winter.Because the skin is white, the fingers are rough and ugly.And Gong Chen's hands are beautiful, slender and slender, like finely crafted works of art.

Zhao Yang came back from the bathroom, walked in from the back, saw the two people who were holding hands intimately, tiptoed to the middle of them who were in a trance, and smiled evilly: "I caught you!"

"Shen Qingyan" let go of "Gong Chen"'s hand in panic, and pulled it out of the belly of the table.And "Gong Chen" calmly took out a book from Shen Qingyan's desk, and asked in a low voice, "What did you catch?"

"Huh? I thought..." You hold hands!

Zhao Yang scratched the back of his head, looked at Gong Chen inexplicably, and smiled: "It's nothing, I read wrong... I thought you were..."

"Shen Qingyan" couldn't help but sigh Shen Qingyan, this man is not simple!

The next day, "Shen Qingyan" said leisurely: "The next solution is to get an electric shock."

"Gong Chen" said helplessly, "This is life-threatening."

"Isn't the school fence built with a power grid to prevent takeout? Let's try it?"

"Gong Chen" had a cold light in the depths of his eyes, and said coldly: "The deep hole in your brain must be the highest peak in the world if you turn it upside down, don't go!"

"Shen Qingyan" pulled a black face, and asked gloomyly: "Aren't you going?"

"Don't go!"

"Shen Qingyan" threatened, "How dare you resist me with so many things in my hands?"

The two stared at the power grid on the fence wall, as if they were students who came out to secretly take out food, for fear of being seen by others.

"Shen Qingyan" asked worriedly: "Shouldn't your life be in danger?"

"Yes, I will die here foaming at the mouth."

"I still have crabs, don't I have common sense? Have you written your last words? I have written them!"

"..."

"Mobile phone, write quickly."

"..." "Gong Chen" was urged to write his last words for the first time, and the key is that he wrote his last words obediently.

"I'll put my finger on it later, and you hold my hand... Here it comes... Three... Two... One..." "Shen Qingyan" resolutely put his finger on the electric grid, feeling numb for a while Numb currents flowed all over the body, like fireworks flowing, and a comfortable feeling pervaded the whole body.

"Gong Chen" put his hand on his hand, and also felt the tingling sensation of the instant electric shock.

A Du's fat body flew towards him, and when he saw the two people who were harming themselves, he was so frightened that he grabbed a branch beside him and forcefully pried their fingers away.He shouted fiercely: "What are you doing? People will die..."

The two reacted from the numbness of the electric current, stared blankly at A'du who was furious in front of him, and came back to his senses after a moment of trance.

In Guo Tengfei's office, Adu reprimanded these two lifeless people: "Are these power grids a joke? Don't you have any common sense? I am really convinced by you kids. There are students in the first year of high school who ride bicycles to shoot basketballs and break their hands." , are you going to play with the power grid? You can’t survive, can you? Or have you lost your mind?”

Guo Tengfei asked in surprise: "Shen Qingyan, what's going on with you recently? Is there something on your mind?"

"Shen Qingyan" laughed and made up a random sentence: "Teacher, I just saw that the power grid was a little dirty, and thought it was a guardrail, and there was no electricity."

It cannot be said that our souls have been exchanged. If we want to try whether we can exchange souls through electricity, we can only lie.Sorry, I'm a good boy!

"Gong Chen" said with a slight smile on his face, "I didn't learn first aid well, so I thought he was electrocuted and wanted to help him."

Adu gave them a series of knowledge popularization about electricity, and educated and criticized them, saying: "Write a 3000-word self-criticism this time, and make another mistake next time. I will go to your funeral and burn the self-criticism book back to you!"

After returning to the class, Guo Tengfei said at the class meeting: "Recently, there are always students in the first and second grades of senior high school who frequently do things that endanger their lives because of lack of respect for life. The school issued a notice to learn first aid knowledge, and decided to carry out A week-long study, after class in the evening, postpone school for 10 minutes to study."

There was a burst of mourning in the class, and everyone was unwilling.

"Ah...don't do it, postpone the end of get out of class..."

"Who is it, who did that!"

During the emergency evacuation drill, when the siren sounded in the campus, there were rumbling and messy footsteps in the corridor, and Adu shouted on the radio: "All teachers and students evacuate safely immediately..."

There were still a few students in the class who were unwilling to go down. Ouyang Wujiu counted the number of people on the playground and reported to Guo Tengfei: "Teacher, the second and third classes of high school should have 54 students, but the actual number of students was 49, and five died."

Well, among those who died in battle, there were "gongchen" with severe cleanliness.

The physical education teacher went to each class to arrest students, and a row of unwilling students rushed to the school track, more than 200 people.Adu shouted at the meeting: "Did you see these more than 200 dead souls, look at their eyes, how fearless they are, how fearless they are. See if there are any classmates in your class, and when you see them, remember, you are Yin and Yang are separated. They all make fun of the rehearsal, if something really happens, you will die, and I am holding a memorial service for you, students. Don’t make fun of life, otherwise, life will make fun of you.”

After the meeting, "Gong Chen" asked softly: "Do you have any dangerous methods? Do you want to continue?"

"Diving, jumping off a building, getting into a car accident..."

"..."

"Shen Qingyan" said: "Forget it if it's too dangerous, let's go to Yunjishan Temple to worship Buddha on Saturday, I heard that there is a very powerful lottery master there."