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Although Houwazi said that he was going to the medical center, in the next few days, Lao Zhou went to the medical center to pick up people early every day. Not much, just a process of hearing and seeing.

Every day at around three o'clock in the afternoon, I picked up Houwazi, and nothing happened. The father and son just wandered around the village and outside the village.

On this day, someone in the village baked glutinous rice cakes, kneaded the reconciled glutinous rice flour into palm-sized cakes, put them in a pan and fried them until both sides were lightly browned, and sprinkled some white sugar after they were out of the pan. It tasted sweet, fragrant and glutinous. Lao Zhou, father and son, each ate one, and both were still a little bit unsatisfied.

But glutinous rice is not easy to digest, and it would be too much for dinner, so Lao Zhou didn't let the monkey eat more, and he didn't eat too much.

The villagers of Dawan Village also welcome the behavior of Lao Zhou and his son who often hang out and eat in the village recently, because in the current village, there is no family that is unwilling to get close to Lao Zhou.

There are also those who are stubborn. It is not pleasing to see two men, Luo Meng and Xiao Shulin, living together, but in front of Niu Wang, they have nothing to say.You see that the bull king has no objection, what else do you have?

In addition, Bu Yigua's deliberate dissemination of remarks also played a certain role. Many people in the town believed that the reason why this boy Luo Meng married a male wife was because God thought he had taken too much advantage. He intends to treat him badly.Seeing how happy he is all day long, he doesn't feel that he has suffered a disadvantage at all, alas... Anyway, the people in their area are indeed getting rich, if I say three more things at this time Four, do you still have a conscience, shameless?

Of course, there are some people who disagree with this statement. Isn't it just a common sexuality issue? In big cities these days, homosexuality has been accepted by many people.

Boss Xiao also disapproved of this statement. His reason was: "Who are you talking about as a daughter-in-law? Just because of Luo Meng's small body?"

Go to Niuwang Village.

As soon as Lao Zhou and Houwazi entered the courtyard, Huahua and Sanmao surrounded them. It was inconvenient for Houwazi to take them to the medical clinic. These two have been very idle recently, spending all day in the courtyard, eating so much The shape has gained weight again.

Lao Zhou handed the glutinous rice cake to Xiao Shulin, and the two moved towards Xiao Shulin. Xiao Shulin took a bite first, then tore two small pieces and threw them out. The other two jumped up and took them. Sanmao liked it very much. After eating sweets, he took two bites and swallowed it. He licked his mouth, obviously wanting more. After taking two bites, Huahua spit it out and threw it on the ground. When he looked up, he saw Xiao Shulin biting the cake and looking at it. , the guy grinned, picked up the piece of cake with a face of reluctance, and walked slowly towards the cafeteria, where there was a slop bucket.

In the cafeteria, Fatty Hou was leading a few people to make dinner at this time, and it was no surprise to see the big lynx throwing something into the swill bucket with something in its mouth.

The lynx is actually very wild, but Xiao Shulin's force value is too high. Every time he resists, he will inevitably end in disastrous defeat. Therefore, it is better to be obedient and obedient than to be obedient and happy.

In the yard, Xiao Shulin finished eating the cake in three mouthfuls, and started to tinker with the piece of wood in his hand. Recently, he has been tossing the waterwheel with the young men in charge of planting lilies. The group of people are very serious Well, Lao Zhou hadn't participated in this matter from the very beginning, so he could only watch from the sidelines at this time.

When he was not with Xiao Shulin before, he felt that no matter what this person was doing, he would be satisfied as long as he watched from the sidelines. Now, looking at him, Lao Zhou felt a little lost. He was so focused on the waterwheel that he didn't even look up at him...

"Hey, Painter Wang is coming down the mountain?"

"Look at this beard, why did you forget to bring your razor when you went up the mountain this time?"

"Haha, don't say it, he's pretty handsome."

"It's tanned!"

"It looks better to be tanned, come and take a picture."

At this time, a few young people were joking outside the courtyard. According to their words, it was Wang Xiaochen who came down from the mountain. Before this Wang Xiaochen won some prize, now many people in Niuwangzhuang call him Painter Wang.

Wang Xiaochen said this to people all the way, and entered the cafeteria all the way. It's not time to eat yet, but his situation is quite special. It's rare for him to go down the mountain. Fatty Hou will definitely take care of him a little and let him eat in advance. It's better to go up the mountain before dark.

Lao Zhou looked around and found that it was not yet five o'clock in the afternoon, and the people in the yard were still doing their own work. The monkey boy was probably a little sleepy, and he was lying on Xiao Shulin's shoulder at the moment. Drooping eyelids watching him do carpentry.

He got up and walked to the cafeteria, intending to chat with Wang Xiaochen about the mountain. After the flower-picking activity started every year, the monkeys on the mountain did not stop.

"How's it going on the mountain these two days?" Lao Zhou entered the cafeteria and saw Wang Xiaochen sitting there eating, and Fatty Hou was also sitting opposite him with a rice bowl, eating.

"A few days ago, when Ye Qian just went up the mountain, he was very noisy. It's better these two days." Wang Xiaochen said with the food in his mouth.

"You don't want to herd the sheep properly, do you?" Looking at Wang Xiaochen's tanned skin color, he can probably guess that the sheep on the mountain recently are probably being herded by himself.

"What can we do, there are so many people on the mountain, just give them a little, it's enough for those monkeys to eat." Wang Xiaochen said helplessly.Those monkeys ate some, so they no longer needed to earn rations from them, so naturally they refused to work hard.

"It needs to be rectified." Before, Lao Zhou had always used fresh things to lure the monkeys to continue herding sheep even in seasons when the food was not bad. It's getting bigger and bigger, and besides, those monkeys see more good things now, so it's not as easy to fool as before.

Fortunately, the flowering period of thorn roses is almost over this year, and people have been leaving every day recently, but Lao Zhou has not released new quotas, and continues to let people go up the mountain, so the number of people on the mountain is decreasing day by day, waiting for the number of people on the mountain It's almost gone, and the monkeys should return to the original days of herding sheep and earning rations, but after the beginning of spring next year, the problem will still come back again.

"How do you fix it? You can't reason with them." Fatty Hou took a bite of the rice and said disapprovingly. Asking the monkeys to help herd the sheep was unreliable in his opinion, and it was only natural that there would be problems.

"Who wants to reason with them?" Lao Zhou stretched out his hand and picked a piece of carrot from the plate and threw it into his mouth, laughing.

"Then what are you going to do?" Fatty Hou asked him.

"Trick them once, let them have a long memory." Old Zhou said.

"..." Fatty Hou held his job bowl and looked at Lao Zhou with fear in his eyes. This girl is really not a kind person, even a monkey?

"It's all for their own good." It's good for this group of monkeys to herd sheep to earn food for themselves. If they don't want to herd sheep well, what will they do for a living in the future?Lao Zhou definitely wouldn't raise a bunch of monkeys for nothing.

Finally, in this cafeteria, Lao Zhou explained his plan to Wang Xiaochen in one way or another. The implementation of this plan still needs the cooperation of Wang Xiaochen.

That night, Lao Zhou called Ma Congrong and Duan Jiashu respectively and asked them if they wanted live sheep. The monkey group picked a group of goats that were almost ready for slaughter and rushed them down the mountain. These goats were loaded and transported away as soon as they got off the mountain.

Then in the evening, Lao Zhou and Xiao Shulin personally drove the buffalo up the mountain to deliver rations to the monkeys. They were not good things, just ordinary vegetable buns, which the monkeys were getting tired of eating now. This, they all look like they lack interest, those who climb trees climb trees, those who catch lice catch lice.

"Why do we have so few sheep?" Lao Zhou looked at the number of goats before distributing rations, and then asked Wang Xiaochen loudly.

"Has it decreased?" Wang Xiaochen looked confused.

"Oh! More than half is missing! How do you herd sheep?" Lao Zhou patted the palm of his left hand with the back of his right hand and said loudly in a very exaggerated manner.

"1,2,3,4, [-], [-], [-]..." Xiao Shulin also pretended to point at the sheep.

"How about it, how many are missing?" Old Zhou asked Xiao Shulin.

"It seems to be almost half missing." Xiao Shulin also had a heavy expression on his face.

"Oh! My sheep!!!" Lao Zhou sat on the ground and patted his thigh and howled loudly.

"...15,16,17, [-], [-]..." Xiao Shulin still stretched out his fingers and counted the sheep.

"Squeak..." The monkeys were a little puzzled by this scene, but they probably understood that the number of goats had decreased, and each of them followed Xiao Shulin's example, stretching out their fingers and counting.

Counting them is uncountable, but they basically know when the number has decreased. How big was the group of goats before, but now there are only such a small group left. As for when those goats did not fall, monkeys It seems that they are not very clear, they are not very concerned about the goats recently.

After yelling loudly, Lao Zhou finally "accepted" the fact that the number of his goats had decreased, left the monkeys' rations dejectedly, and left with Xiao Shulin.

"I only have half of my sheep left, so I can only give you half of the ration." Before leaving, Lao Zhou said this to Wang Xiaochen.

"But half of it is not enough to eat!" Wang Xiaochen said with a bitter face.

"Then I don't care. When my flock increases, your rations will increase." Lao Zhou unreasonably transported half of the buns down the mountain again.

"Will this method work?" On the way down the mountain, Xiao Shulin was still a little excited, obviously very fond of this monkey trick that Lao Zhou came up with.

"This is just the beginning. In the future, we will not give them extra meals when we have nothing to do. We will only give extra meals when the goats are out of the slaughter." After a long time, in the impression of the monkeys, it will become that they are feeding the goats. When the goats are exchanged for food, the goats seem to be their own property. Whether it is a human or a monkey, they will generally be more careful about their own property.

"After a while, there will be more wild fruits on the mountain." These monkeys will never die of hunger anyway.

"It's really not good, there is Ye Qian, who can put some water." I heard that the monkeys on the mountain are very afraid of Ye Qian.

That Ya Tuisai, because a monkey provoked him before, he drove the monkey to a big tree, there were no other trees around, and there was only one tree within a radius of ten meters. When the monkey climbed up the tree, Ye Qian also climbed up. The tree, stepping on the lower branch, shook the upper branch violently, scaring the monkey enough.

There were also monkeys who ran to the turtle pond, tossed those turtle babies as toys, and then Ye Qian beat them all over the head with a slingshot.These are still light. This guy even killed a few live snakes in front of the monkeys. His murderous appearance made the monkeys detour when they met him on the mountain. I will never go again.

Speaking of the monkey group, after Lao Zhou and the others left, it was dinner time for the monkey group. They basically didn't take the fact that half of the buns were missing today, because they were not hungry at all. Well, those steamed stuffed buns are also edible.

The next few days were pretty much the same as before, the monkeys still didn’t herd the sheep well, and their daily rations were still only half, but they didn’t take it seriously, but as there were fewer and fewer people on the mountain, and Lao Zhou’s Tell them to feed the monkeys less food, and finally one day, the monkeys once again tasted the feeling of being hungry after a long absence.

Once the food became tight, the monkeys began to care about their original source of rations again, but their flocks were reduced by half, and the rations were only half of the original amount, no matter how much they protested, it was useless.

In the evening of this day, after Wang Xiaochen finished distributing rations to the monkeys, he thought for a while and handed the bun in his hand to a little monkey next to him, then got up and walked to Niujigou, the monkeys quietly Watching him step by step towards that terrifying place, an hour later, when his figure reappeared on the hillside, the monkeys surrounded him affectionately, squeaking and shouting.

"What do you think I took from there?" Wang Xiaochen happily took out a multigrain steamed bun from the basket in his arms, broke it into several pieces and distributed them to the monkeys beside him.

"Zhizhi! Zhizhi!" The monkeys screamed and jumped around him excitedly. Although there are things that can fill their stomachs on the mountain, for the monkeys who are used to eating polished rice and white noodles, those things are not enough. It seemed too rough to swallow.

"We must herd the sheep well in the future." Wang Xiaochen said earnestly as he distributed steamed buns to the monkeys.

"squeak……"

"Squeak!"

On the top of the Niuji ditch not far away, Ye Qian was sitting cross-legged on a rock at this time, holding a binoculars in his hand, looking at his face with great interest, while watching with distaste: "What kind of bad acting skills are you? That's enough to fool monkeys."