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When Luo Meng led the cow and finally walked to the door of his house, the old man Luo was sitting at the door holding a hookah and didn't know what he was thinking. When he heard the movement, he looked up and saw that his son had come back. He went into the house with his hands behind his back. As for the two cows, he didn't seem to see them.

The situation was a little more optimistic than expected. Romon smiled and tied the cattle rope to a persimmon tree in the yard.Someone has already entered the room and yelled: "Chunlan, your son is back, why don't you come out to pick him up?"

"What? You're back?" Liu Chunlan came out from the backyard, wearing rubber gloves, as if she was washing clothes.She took a few steps to the front yard, pulled Romon to look left and right, and said after a while, "Why did you bring back two cows?"

"If you meet me on the road, you must follow me." Romon replied.

"What? You picked it up?" A snot-nosed baby who joined the fun was shocked.

"You idiot, what are you thinking of?" An older boy next to him raised his hand and gave him a slap on the back of the head.

After going back and forth, the atmosphere in the yard suddenly relaxed a lot. Luo Meng took out a few packs of candy and two cigarettes from the suitcase in good time, disassembled them and put them in a basket, and put a stool in the yard. , Let the big guys eat by themselves.

When Romon came back this time, except for a change of clothes, a few pairs of socks and a few pairs of underwear, all the rest in the box were candy and cigarettes. He had a short mouth for eating people. I hope that when these people in the village talk about him in the future, they will be able to talk about him. Save a little bit of morality.

It was around three o'clock in the afternoon, which was the warmest time of the day. The winter sun made the courtyard of Romon's house warm, and the villagers were leisurely. No one is in a hurry to leave.

When the big guys asked about the two cows, Luo Meng exaggerated what happened to him in the bull market in Daxi Town today, and when the story was told, the whole audience was amazed.

"Then you plan to raise these two cows like this in the future?" The magic is magical, but these two cows are also a problem. They are so big, they can't be kept as pets, and they can't be sent to the slaughterhouse. What will they do in the future?

"Well, let's raise it." Romon peeled a few peanuts and threw them into his mouth. After all these years outside, he missed the peanuts he grew at home.

"Not slaughtered?" the villagers asked again.

"Well, I won't kill it." Romon nodded.

"Just raising it for fun?" This matter is too unreliable.

"Yeah, they raise cats and dogs, and we raise cows. They walk the dogs and we walk the cows. How arrogant." The more Luo Meng thought about it, the more excited he became.

"Uncle, that's called cattle herding." Snot-nosed baby's kind words made everyone in the yard burst into laughter.

"Uncle, did you give it a name?" The children in the village had already been bought by the delicious candies that Romon brought back, and seeing that Romon had no pretensions, they quickly became acquainted with him.

"Not yet." Romon hadn't thought of this yet.

"Then give it a name."

"Success, what's a good name?" Romon peeled another peanut. "Just call Erlang."

"Why is it called Erlang?" The children in the village were not satisfied with the name.

"Have you heard the story of Yang Erlang cutting the mountain to save his mother?" Sitting in the warm yard, chewing peanuts, everyone felt very relaxed and comfortable, but Luo Meng seemed to hear the horn of battle, his mind was spinning fast.

"It was Chen Xiang who saved his mother!" Snot Baby corrected again.

"Tsk, you don't know that, the story of splitting the mountain to save the mother was originally written by Yang Erlang, and Chen Xiang's rescue of the mother was completely fabricated by the people behind."

"What is fiction?" the dolls asked if they didn't understand.

"It means making it up." The man in the yard helped them out, obviously Romon's words also attracted their attention.

"Have you read Journey to the West?" Romon asked the group of carrot heads.

"Who hasn't seen this?" The little fur kids were quite crazy.

"What's the relationship between Sun Wukong and Erlang God? Why don't they have a good relationship? Do you know what kind of grievances there are?" Sometimes it is necessary to play tricks.

"I don't know." The children shook their heads in bewilderment, and even the adults pricked up their ears.

"Then Yang Erlang is the nephew of the Jade Emperor's old man. The relationship between them is not very good. It is said that Yang Erlang is 'obedient to the tune but not the announcement'. That is to say, if the Jade Emperor wants to dispatch troops, he will obey the order. Jade The emperor wants to send him to meet and talk, but there is no way, why does he do this, do you know?" Luo Meng continued to play tricks.

"Why?" The adults finally lost their composure. People in the village like these fairy tales very much.

"This is about Yang Erlang's life experience. Yang Erlang is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, the son of his sister Yunhua. Yang Erlang's father is a mortal. After the Jade Emperor found out about the affair between Fairy Yunhua and him The Jade Emperor was furious and asked Sun Wukong to press Fairy Yunhua on Taihang Mountain, where Yunhua gave birth to Yang Erlang, who was taken to the Heavenly Palace by the Queen Mother of the West to raise him."

"When Yang Erlang grew up, he learned what happened to his mother, so he naturally became dissatisfied with his uncle, and then he came up with the story of cutting the mountain to save his mother. It is said that Erlang God took two thousand grass gods to station in Guanjiangkou, and he was very dissatisfied with the Jade Emperor. That is listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement, and this is how the old grudge with Monkey King was forged."

"Impossible! Sun Wukong is a good man!" Snot Baby was the first to stand up to protest, Sun Wukong is their idol, this should not be tarnished casually.

"Tsk, who said Sun Wukong is a good man?" Luo Meng never thought that Sun Wukong was a good man, or a good monkey since he was a child.

"He's a good man! He's a good man!" A group of brats were making noise in the yard, making people deaf.

This has to be put in the past, and Romon must just follow their meaning and perfunctory. After all, it is not his obligation to educate these children, but now is a good time for him to establish a positive image in the village, how can he easily miss it? .

It is well known that Romon is gay. Many people call homosexuality a pervert, and they are treated the same as street hooligans. Although this is very unfair, Romon cannot change it.But there are some things he can change, such as how the people in the village think of him, he can be a pervert, but he must be a pervert with culture and level.

"That monkey spoiled the Queen Mother's flat peaches even by eating and throwing them, and even made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Do you know how many years those flat peaches are ripe, and how many treasures were destroyed by him?"

"I don't know." These children have never paid attention to this kind of problem. When they read Journey to the West, they just think that Monkey Sun is very addicted to fighting, making noise, eating and throwing.

"Those flat peaches bloom for 3000 years and bear fruit for 3000 years. They are treasures that ripen once in 6000 years. The Tathagata Buddha just kept Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. If he wants to put him here, it won't be finished until the next time the peaches mature." At least in this matter, Romon really felt that those old guys in the sky were too tolerant.

"That would take 6000 years." This was too cruel, and the children looked at Romon unconsciously with a hint of fear.

"6000 years is still considered light, that monkey not only ate the elixir of Taishang Laojun, but also overturned the alchemy furnace." Luo Meng pointed to the small pile of melon seeds in front of Snot Baby: "If someone eats your pile of melon seeds in one bite, can't you do it?"

"Don't do it!" The doll slapped the pair of melon seeds and looked at Luo Meng warily.

"That's right, the Supreme Lord practiced those elixir, but you have worked much harder than peeling these melon seeds. Are you capable? Let me say that it is not fair to the Supreme Lord to suppress him for 500 years."

Hearing Luo Meng's words, the dolls in the yard were stunned, and the image of Sun Dasheng in their minds had almost been subverted.

"But Sun Wukong beats monsters." A little girl retorted weakly.

"That's right, later the gods in the sky gave him a chance to make up for his past mistakes, and asked him to escort Tang Monk to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Sun Wukong did a good job. In the end, he was named Fighting and Conquering Buddha, and he will be high enough to participate in the Peach Banquet .So, knowing your mistakes can make a big difference. If you want something, you have to rely on legitimate channels to get it. It’s useless to play tricks.”

"Boy, did you understand what your uncle said?" A man patted the back of his son's head.

"Understood." The kid curled his lips and replied reluctantly.

"How did I tell you? The TV is full of lies, telling you to watch less TV and read more. You are not willing to listen." The man quickly seized the opportunity to teach his son a lesson.

"understood."

"Do you know why your uncle knows so much? He graduated from a key university. Don't tell me that reading is useless if you don't know a few words. Look at your uncle. Do you think reading is useful or not?"

The man keeps working hard. As for his son, he can usually answer ten sentences with one sentence, and children nowadays are not easy to be fooled. Sometimes they really can’t speak up to them. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this one must never be missed. .

"it works."

"Then will you still read in the future..."

Soon, a vigorous criticism and education meeting was launched in the yard. The adults all taught their own dolls a lesson. Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, Romon sneaked into the house.

Liu Chunlan had already boiled the bath water, and Luo Meng took a good hot bath, changed his clothes, and ate a bowl of hot egg noodles, feeling refreshed immediately.

"You take the two cows to the cowshed in a while." Liu Chunlan watched her son eat noodles, and only spoke to him when he finished eating.

"Is our cowshed still empty?"

"There was something there, but your father cleared it out just now."

Luo Meng smiled and went to the yard to lead the cows. The group of people in the yard hadn't left yet. Seeing the two cows entering the cowshed in front of Luo Meng, he asked him, "What's the name of that cow?"

"Dahua." Romon replied.

"Why isn't it called Yunhua?" the villagers asked with a smile.

"Let's keep a low profile." Luo Meng chuckled twice, led the cow to the cowshed, tied the rope to the wooden post, and put some spring water from the spiritual spring into the sink.

During dinner in the evening, Luo Meng called his father, and old man Luo snorted, which was considered to be a response. The family of three did not say a few words at the dinner table, and the atmosphere was not too stiff.

It’s New Years Eve in a blink of an eye, and these days Romon’s life in the village is pretty good. Although the villagers often talk about him behind their backs, most people in the village still think that Romon is a good guy. A capable person, if Bao Qi is not complete, one day he will be asked to do something, so even if he looks down on him in his heart, he doesn't show it on the surface.

On the eve of the New Year's Eve, the Romon family opened their doors to eat the New Year's Eve dinner. The three of them sat around the dining table a little deserted. Fortunately, there was a TV. The high-pitched voice of the host and the singing and dancing programs on the TV finally gave the family a warm welcome. Adds some festive flair to the room.

While eating the New Year's Eve dinner and watching the gala, Luo Meng wondered whether he should go out to have a look in two days and find a job for himself.

He has been pouring spiritual spring water into their water tank for the past few days. The old couple are in a good state of mind, but there is no change in a short period of time. The spiritual spring is on him, and he wants the old couple to drink spiritual water all the time. Quan who, he'd better not go out again, in fact, he doesn't really want to go out.

Although Buffalo Town is backward, the environment is very good, there is almost no pollution, the climate is not bad, the four seasons are distinct, it is very suitable for settled life, not to mention that Luo Meng grew up here and has feelings for this land, and Lingquan seems to like it here.

Just as Luo Meng was thinking, someone suddenly came in from outside the door. It was time for the New Year's Eve dinner, so logically speaking, no one should come to visit.Luo Meng looked up, and there were three women, a woman in her early thirties, holding a four or five-year-old girl in her left hand, and a younger girl in her right hand.

"Sister." The one who came was none other than Luo Hongfeng, Luo Meng's only sister.

"En." Luo Hongfeng forced a smile on his face, and looked at Old Man Luo and Liu Chunlan at the dinner table.