Acting King's Daily [Comprehensive British and American]

There is a reason why Leonardo is so twisted.

It all started with the masquerade ball held by 12th Century Fox. After the ball, Leonardo was [-] terribly lucky that he was not recognized—this was Leonardo's own perception, and Gu Qing I was very kind and didn't tell him that not only Cameron recognized it, but even Kate, who didn't know the bet beforehand, guessed it--I was just surprised when I saw the "fiancee" mentioned in the "Los Angeles Times" the next day Just spit the coffee out of my mouth.

At that time, as a "title party" Leonardo was dumbfounded, fiancee?When did you get engaged!Fortunately, before he did anything further, he saw the huge accompanying picture, and Leonardo suddenly realized that he was talking about what happened yesterday.

... so calm?

Leonardo racked his brains and thought about it for a long time, but he didn't seem to notice that Gu Qing was wearing a ring on his left ring finger.This is understandable, all his attention was used to "arm" himself at that time, it was like walking back and forth on the edge of the cliff, how could he have the heart to enjoy the scenery.

So Eric wasn't engaged at all?

Leonardo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and he didn't think carefully about why he was angry.

Wait, this seems to be missing the point, right?

This is just the premise, here comes the point:

I don’t know if it’s because Miss DiCaprio, who was from the Victorian era and still wearing the ‘Heart of the Ocean’, left too deep impression on Leonardo, plus during the daytime Not only have I read the reports of the paper media, but I have also read a lot of comments from netizens on the Internet...Leonardo, he has #日有思,夜有梦#, and he dreamed that he became Rose Yes, still on the Titanic.

It's not quite right to say that, because Leonardo didn't know he was dreaming at the beginning.Even if he has traveled through time and space, he is still a man!Change!female!Well, such an absurd thing looks like a dream no matter how you look at it, but who let Eric be here, he became Carl, so the whole thing doesn't seem so absurd.

Leonardo has always been a nervous man, so he continued his usual style.So awkwardly, I accepted the fact that I traveled through time and space, or came to a parallel universe—befriending a scientist, I still got some scientific knowledge by ear, and I also accepted that he turned into a woman. And the fact that he married his best friend.

"My best friend's wedding, I'm not the best man, I'm the bride", still sounds a little romantic, doesn't it?

Then, there is no need to repeat the private matters that will happen between husband and wife during the period, just understand it.And then, flowering has to bear fruit, so 'Rose' became pregnant, and then, when it was ripe, she gave birth...Leonardo felt that giving birth was a fucking pain, and felt that his whole body would be split apart .

"I'm never fucking going to have kids again!"

"Dangdang!"

The former is what Leonardo said in pain, and the latter is the sound he made when he fell off the bed.

By the way, Leonardo was woken up by the fall.

It took him a while, though, to realize that his surroundings had changed.In other words, at the beginning, he didn't notice it, because he was sticky all over his body, and his whole body hurt because he fell on the floor, so this paralyzed his sensory system until he called Carl, and no one After listening to him, he gradually realized that something was wrong.

Leonardo endured the pain and ran to the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror, he, is he back?What about Eric?What about little Baby?

Leonardo frantically found the phone, tremblingly called Gu Qing, and asked in a crying voice, "Eric? Is that you?"

It was already midnight, and Gu Qing's voice was still sleepy: "Leo? Is something wrong?"

Leonardo was poured head-on with a basin of ice water, which made his teeth chatter from the cold: "Luo, Rose—"

"You mean about the masquerade party? Don't worry, the people who didn't lose in our bet have to be recognized by how many people, don't they? I'll take care of it." Gu Qing is not so "crazy" that Leon Nadeau was recognized, and he laughed generously.

"But—" Doesn't this match what he and what they have experienced?Leonardo lost his own voice for a moment.

Gu Qing looked at the time, thought for a while and asked with a smile: "Did you have a nightmare?"

"Uh," this obviously gave Leonardo a new idea, he scratched his hair in distress, "I'm not sure either, I'll tell you when I'm sure."

After finishing speaking, Leonardo pressed the end button and sat down on the floor along the edge of the bed.

"hiss!"

The fall was really hard just now, Leonardo felt unspeakable pain in his heart, so he buried himself in the pillow, he was not sure whether the previous incident was just a dream, or if it was something he experienced personally. .If it was a dream, why could he clearly remember many details?How about his kiss with Eric, and the disorientation of his first lovemaking?

After a while, Leonardo muttered with a flushed face, "I must be crazy!"

This seems to have come true.

Because in the next few days, in that dream—he has 90.00% confidence that it was a dream, because he did a survey on the Internet, about traveling through time and space and parallel universes, although he didn’t read many theories I understand, but it doesn't prevent him from seeing that it's just a theory, and to realize it, we have to wait for the technology to reach a certain level, at least 50 years or something like that—everything that "wraps" Lai day and night Leonardo, during the day he would always be distracted and think of those warm and beautiful times, but at night, ahem, the scale would become larger.

After yet another cold shower early in the morning, Leonardo realized that this was not going to work and that he had to find a way to sort this out.Originally, Leonardo’s first thought was Gu Qing, which has become a habit, but now it doesn’t work, after all, it involves him, so he has to find someone else——

"My God, Leo, you look like you just had a bed fight with seven or eight girls!" Mr. Tobey Maguire, who had just finished filming "Ride with the Devil", met Leon After Nadeau, he yelled like this.

Leonardo: "..." If there were seven or eight girls, he would have reported it long ago, okay?

——Spit out a good hand.

"I was just joking, and to be reasonable, I think you are more dissatisfied with desire than kidney deficiency." Toby changed his words under Leonardo's resentful eyes, and then said something to a certain extent The big truth.

Leonardo's eyes are wandering, he has been having, er, sexual dreams for several days, and he also knows that his spirit is really not very good now, but this is not the focus of his coming to Toby today, at least not the most important one thing.Leonardo cleared his throat as he thought about it: "That's right, I have a friend who—"

Toby asked curiously: "Your friend? A friend I don't know? Who is it, Eric Xavier?"

"No!" Leonardo categorically denied it, and his voice was unconsciously raised. After realizing this, Leonardo's tone became weak, and he pretended to be impatient and said, "It's not him, nor you. Who is a friend of mine, would you still listen to me?"

Toby is innocent, okay?He just asked casually. He didn't expect Leonardo to have such a big reaction, and he didn't say don't listen.Seeing Leonardo's sluggish look, Toby didn't bother with him, "Okay, keep talking."

Next, Leonardo confided in Toby about "the troubles of the young Leonardo", no, the troubles of the young "Leonardo's friend".This trouble can be summed up as 'Leonardo's friend', a friend who is male and has a normal sexual orientation. There is a feeling that maybe something is not right, for example, I feel scared because the other party is injured, and my heart beats faster because of the other party's slightly ambiguous movements...'Leonardo's friend' wants to know what is going on, um, That's it.

Toby patiently listened to Leonardo's narration, and at the same time ate a cheeseburger, wiped his mouth and said in a tone of "this cheeseburger is delicious", "Oh, you like Eric Xavier."

Leonardo: "...!! What nonsense are you talking about, Toby! Didn't you hear me talking about a friend of mine? It has nothing to do with me, do you understand?"

Toby squinted at him: "Are you serious? I mean who doesn't know that 'a friend of mine' is 'myself' in a conversation like this. And you know how many times you've been talking bald? huh, Leo?"

Leonardo: "...How can I have it?!"

"Really?" Toby pointed out something as soon as he changed the subject, "Then why didn't you refute my conclusion that you like Eric Xavier?"

Leonardo blushed, and stammered under Toby's determined gaze: "I, I haven't had time yet, me."

Toby raised his eyebrows, because of his friend's duplicity: "Then you refute."

"I——" Leonardo "I" for a long time, but "I" didn't say anything. He looked at Toby, and Toby spread his hands with a look of "what did I say?" Leonardo gave him a hard look: "You are so annoying!"

Toby was speechless. He glanced at Leonardo pretending to be bored, and said the truth again: "Whatever you say, it's not me who bent myself anyway."

This is so true, Leonardo didn't use external force to break it, so he bent it himself.

Leonardo was discouraged by Toby's sharp words. He rested his chin on his arm in frustration, and even his normally brilliant blond hair was a little dull.

Seeing this, Toby couldn't stimulate him anymore, but he didn't know how to comfort him. After all, he had no experience of going straight and turning like this, so he thought about it and said, "Leo, I think, You're so retarded to realize you're in love with Eric Xavier by now. Come to think of it, last year's episode of The Oprah Oprah was where he was with Tom Cruise Back then, when you flew to New York without thinking about it, something was wrong. You know, even as a good friend, it was a bit too much."

This doesn't seem like consolation, does it?Toby recalled it, thought it over and said: "Of course, that may also show that you have a deep friendship."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the depressed Leonardo, and cautiously suggested: "Why don't you see a psychiatrist?" Leaving aside the fact that homosexuality is taboo and excluded in today's entertainment industry, That’s right, he thinks that Leonardo doesn’t seem to be calmly accepting his appearance of being bent now—this is Toby’s misunderstanding, Leonardo’s current situation is almost as wilting as a frost-beaten eggplant, to a large extent It wasn't that he was troubled by his own bending.

Leonardo said without raising his head, "Eric has a Ph.D. in psychology."

Toby: "...you seem to be making me laugh, Leo." Seriously? ! !

Leonardo is definitely out of habit, he is used to relying on Gu Qing.Leonardo also realized this, he rubbed his face, and muttered in a low voice: "Toby, do you think Eric is straight or curved?"

This is really a good question. It successfully asked Toby, and it also stumped Leonardo: I was bent by my friend unconsciously. Is my friend straight or curved?

It's simply a matter of lack of evidence leading to a lot of possibilities, okay?

Leonardo couldn't ask Gu Qing directly, 'Hey, brother, do you like men or women? ', no matter how he himself could not tell, he was too embarrassed to see Gu Qing, and the result was that Leonardo himself got entangled.

At that time, Gu Qing was preparing for the filming of "The Matrix" and was about to take over the "Lord of the Rings" project from New Line Films, and approached director Peter Jackson and his team, but Leonardo did not accept it because he wanted to settle himself. The script is also because there is no suitable one - after "Titanic" became popular all over the world, Leonardo became the new heartthrob of Hollywood, and idol hats "followed", and this is not Leonardo I wish I could wear it. He wanted to be an acting school, but the scripts he sent all coincided with the role setting of 'Jack', so he naturally refused. "The Truman Show" does not count, it was agreed before, and there are not many scenes.

In short, Leonardo told Gu Qing that he was going to a place with poor signal for vacation, so he probably wouldn't contact him frequently.

This is somewhat evasive, and as for the result, #远发生美# is not unreasonable. When his sex changed and he played in the entertainment industry, Leonardo couldn't hold back anymore and called Gu Qing.

After being "educated" by Gu Qing, Leonardo was not so twisted. He also remembered one thing: "Eric, have you seen your sex change picture?"

"Ok?"

"I mean someone on the Internet drew a picture of your sexual transformation, that is, the picture of you as a girl." Leonardo pouted and said, "And Tony Stark's, you two have formed two pairs .”

Gu Qing said slowly: "Then may I know which faction you are on, Leo?"

Leonardo scratched the armrest of the sofa a few times with his hands, and said in a heartbeat: "I, I believe that both of you are women!"

Well, it's not that there is no such faction, but it's not the mainstream two factions.Of course Leonardo doesn't belong to this faction, he doesn't stand in any faction, who wants to stand in the pairing with Tony Stark.

"Hmm—" Gu Qing dragged out the tone, "Leo, you really have a strong taste."

Leonardo pulled the armrest of the sofa again, and replied without thinking: "Where is my taste? I don't want to have a 3P with you and Miss Stark who have changed sex, okay?"

"Oh."

Leonardo: "..." What the hell did he say just now?Leonardo stopped ravaging the poor armrest of the sofa, and quickly explained incoherently, "I really didn't think about it, I never thought about it, and besides, who wants to have anything with Stark, that's Stark. Miss Tucker didn't either, you should see someone draw a picture of his sexual transformation, Eric, that's not my thing at all, you have to believe me... God, I don't want to live." He is now really I want to get into the crack of the sofa.

Gu Qing's slender fingers moved regularly on the desk, seemingly unconsciously, he stopped his movements and said with a smile: "I want you to know that I don't actually want to know the details. Meaning, Leo."

"There are no details at all, no!" Leonardo said categorically, and what he said was indeed the truth, he would only lust after Stark when he was full, no, even if he was full Absolutely not.

Gu Qing cleared his throat: "I believe in you."

What Gu Qing said made Leonardo feel even more uneasy, because it didn't sound like the truth.Leonardo didn't care, he was not afraid of the shadow slanting, if he said no, there would be no!

Why does this still sound wrong?After all, Leonardo really didn't care about Stark.In addition, there is another very important thing. Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio seems to only deny that he did not have an affair with Miss Stark, but he did not deny that he did not have an affair with Miss Xavier.Well, this is probably because Leonardo "the nobleman forgets things too much" forgot, right?

——It must be so.