Warm water cruising

Wen Yi hung up the phone and asked tentatively: "My father will be here soon, which... can we get out of the grass first?"

The man didn't make things difficult for Wen Yi either, he nodded and said yes, Wen Yi moved his neck, sighed, got out of the grass, opened the trunk, took out two bottles of Coke and handed them to the two people to see if they didn't take it, Wen Yi Rolling his eyes: "Is this fucking poisonous?"

The two took the Coke that Wen Yi handed over, Wen Yi also took a bottle of Coke, closed the trunk, unscrewed the Coke, walked to the leisure seat on the other side, sat down carelessly, and took a big sip , and asked them: "Why don't you come and sit?"

Seeing them slowly walking over, Wen Yi grinned triumphantly. Wen Yi was educated by Wen Shu since he was a child. Many places in this society are monitored by cameras. It is best to keep yourself under surveillance. , if you can’t, no matter how bad you are, you have to stay near the monitoring range, so Wen Yi has developed the habit of watching the camera and parking, but today is a little late, and the parking space under the monitoring is gone, but as long as you walk to the lounge chair opposite the car Get up and sit down, and you will return to the monitoring range.

Although these two people are very smart, seeing Wen Yi's off-line appearance, they seem to have let down their vigilance. They walked up to Wen Yi and sat down. Wen Yi looked down at her shoes and asked them: "You two are okay, It doesn't look like an uneducated person, why are you here to rob."

"You don't need to worry about it."

Wen Yi shrugged, not to mention being dragged down, if you said it, maybe my father would let you go if the baby Bai Lianhua had a seizure, if you don't say it, then wait to be hanged and beaten by my father.

Wen Yi suddenly pretended to be enlightened, and said: "That's right! You should be more polite when you see my father later. I'll tell him that you are my classmates, so you will call 'Uncle Hello' later, you know? Although my father looks young, you have to call me too, you know?"

One of them snorted impatiently and asked Wen Yi, "How long will it take for your dad to arrive?"

Wen Yi turned on the screen of the phone, and only 3 minutes had passed. He sighed and said, "If you drive at a speeding speed, you can get there in about half an hour..." Wen Yi crossed his toes and tapped the time, as if he was in doubt and at the same time as himself Talking to himself: "Will my dad speed... Hey, wait a little longer, I'll call him and tell him to drive slower."

"Don't play tricks!" One of them suddenly became vigilant again, Wen Yi hurriedly raised his hands to signal surrender: "No tricks, I just want my father to be careful, my father is only my son, my father and my mother are students Falling in love in the era, I had me when I first went to college, and then my mother gave birth to me and was taken away by my grandparents. My father raised me alone, and I was everything to him..." Wen Yi began to make up stories incessantly. When I got up, once I established this setting, I felt so full of ideas, I couldn't help but want to go home and register an account to post a sadomasochistic article online.

When Hua Yu arrived, he saw Wen Yi sitting on a leisure bench with two people. The two of them sandwiched Wen Yi, and the three of them had their legs next to each other. Hua Yu felt a little uncomfortable. The side is so wide, why? Squeezing Wen Yi?

Wen Yi was talking to them eloquently, and when he heard the sound of the car, he stopped. After meeting his eyes, he immediately laughed and stood up, and the two people around him also stood up.

Hua Yu got out of the car, and as soon as he took two steps closer, two people beside Wen Yi called him, "Hello, Uncle!" The expressions on their faces were actually somewhat sympathetic.

Hua Yu breathed a sigh of relief. It is understandable to be called "Hello Uncle" by a two- and three-year-old child, but Hua Yu is a little unhappy to be called "Hello Uncle" by a 20-year-old child.And what does that "I sympathize with what happened to you" emoji mean?I'm Huayu, and I still need sympathy from you punks?

Wen Yi bounced up and ran to Hua Yu, and the two of them didn't stop him, and he was able to get along with the robber like this, no one except Wen Yi could do this.

Wen Yi threw himself into Hua Yu's arms, Hua Yu caught Wen Yi and hugged him, half of the anger just now subsided, Wen Yi obediently called Hua Yu: "Dad!"

Are you still playing role-playing?

Hua Yu looked down at Wen Yi, and Wen Yi raised his head and pursed his lips, which meant asking for a kiss.One second he was still calling me daddy, and the next second he wanted me to kiss him. Since he wants to play role-playing, he has to think about what to do and what not to do. How bad is the social influence!

Thinking of this, Hua Yu still followed him, and a kiss fell on his lips. After the kiss, he raised his head, watching the expressions of the two people in front of him change from sympathy to horror in an instant.Hua Yu was a little helpless, so what exactly did Wen Yi tell them? Their expressions were exactly the expressions of seeing their father and son kissing and rounding it up, which was equivalent to falling asleep.

Wen Yi left Hua Yu's arms, pointed at the two people in front of the lounge chair, changed the subject, and did not hide the tone of complaint: "Dad! The two of them! They just dragged me into the flower table over there! They broke my hands It hurts! He!" Wen Yi pointed to one of them, "He even robbed my Cartier!"

It's impossible to just use the word "wonderful" to describe the expressions of the two people in front of them. In a short period of time, their three views have probably been shattered by Wen Yi many times, and now their jaws are almost on the ground. Turning the book is almost gone.Wen Yi said angrily: "And! You have treated me like this, and you are asking for 2000 yuan! I am so mad! I am only worth 2000 yuan!"

In the first half, Huayu was quite angry when he heard it. After all, he was the baby in his hands. How could he be so rude to him? If you want money, just say it, the most important thing in their family is this thing, but after hearing it at the end , Lian Huayu couldn't help laughing again, Wen Yi's tone of voice didn't sound like he was joking, he was really angry from the bottom of his heart, that he was only worth 2000 yuan.

Hua Yu raised his hand and patted Wen Yi's head lightly, to comfort Wen Yi, and Wen Yi got better now.

Hua Yu walked up to the lounge chair and stretched out his hand. Obviously Hua Yu didn't say anything, and there was no angry expression on his face. There was even a faint smile at the corner of his mouth, but it was like an imperial edict, which made people unable to understand. defy.

Hua Yu took Cartier, took out his wallet, grabbed a stack of money and handed it to the person in front of him, and said a word: "Let's go." Hua Yu, who cherishes words like gold, has always been stingy to ordinary people.

Seeing the backs of the two leaving, Wen Yi was still angry: "Why did you let them go! They bullied me just now! Huayu!"

Hua Yu took Wen Yi's hand, put the bracelet back on his hand, and comforted him: "Okay, okay, don't be angry." After putting it on, he raised his hand to touch Wen Yi's face, coaxing: "Isn't it all right, as long as there is no injury."

Wen Yi lost her temper and turned her head away from Hua Yu to touch her, and said, "Don't you feel sorry for me! If Hua Wei was bullied like this today, would you still be like this?"

Hua Yu couldn't help laughing: "The two of them want to bully Hua Wei? Give them another 20 years and they won't be able to bully Hua Wei."

Wen Yi pushed Huayu, stomping his feet angrily: "Yes, yes, yes! I am a weak chicken! But you are not a weak chicken! Aren't you my backer! How can there be a backer like you! He actually let them go after taking the money Yes! I've been fooling around for a long time!"

Hua Yu laughed loudly, took Wen Yi back into his arms, lowered his head to kiss Wen Yi, although Wen Yi was making a fuss, but Hua Yu's kiss would not be rejected, although he didn't cater to Hua Yu immediately, but he didn't push her away either. Huayu, when Huayu put his tongue into Wen Yi's mouth, Wen Yi didn't escape.Hua Yu couldn't help laughing, sucked Wen Yi's lips hard, and then let him go.

Wen Yi's face turned red, and she didn't know if she was angry or shy, but her tone was obviously a little weaker: "Hua Yu, I'm not happy, and you don't even vent your anger on me."

Hua Yu smiled and said, "One more thing is worse than one less thing. I didn't leave immediately after taking your Cartier, but I wanted these thousands of dollars, and it's not so bad that it can't be cured."

Wen Yi argued: "That's because I lied to him that I bought it from Taobao for 19 yuan and 9 free shipping!"

Hua Yu burst out laughing and said, "Did he believe it?"

Wen Yi frowned and said, "That's not true."

Hua Yu smiled: "Then it's over. Who would believe you? If I were you, I would make up 39 yuan and 9 free shipping, which is more convincing." Wen Yi didn't speak, pouted, and looked up at Hua Yu, still looks aggrieved.

Hua Yu raised his hand and pinched Wen Yi's face, and said, "Okay, from now on, my husband will come to pick you up from school every day, okay, look, if I don't come, you will be robbed, how much do you need me?" .”

I didn't feel wronged to that extent, when Hua Yu said that, Wen Yi instantly felt that he was wronged, so he threw himself into Hua Yu's arms and replied in a muffled voice, "Mmm..."

After getting in the car, Wen Yi fastened his seat belt, and suddenly asked Hua Yu: "Did you tell auntie that I want to eat Jiuniang balls?"

Hua Yu nodded and said, "Well, I'm rushing back to eat your wine rice balls. When I went out, I told my aunt to make them in an hour."

Wen Yi was shocked: "Then hurry up!"

It is also extremely unprincipled when it comes to food.

Hua Yu started the car, and as soon as the car got out of B University, Hua Yu's phone rang, Hua Yu answered the phone, and there was a report: "Boss, we have already caught him."

Huayu's expression didn't change a bit, and he said, "Well, do you know how to do it?"

Just as Hua Yu hung up the phone, Wen Yi was suddenly shocked: "Do you think he will change the civet cat for the prince, and give me a Cartier for 19 yuan and 9 free shipping!"

Hua Yu couldn't help laughing, this brain circuit is absolutely perfect.

"No, no, no! I have to report to the police! The bench we were sitting on just now can be seen from the surveillance video on the opposite side. If it's fake, we'll bring them back! My mother bought it for two to three hundred thousand!" Wen Yi suddenly said Anxiously becoming an ant on a hot pot, he took off the bracelet and pretended to judge the authenticity.

Hua Yu just let him make trouble for a long time, Wen Yi just put on a show, and quickly gave up: "Actually, I can't tell if it's real or fake, so let's go to the counter to inspect the goods tomorrow."

Hua Yu sighed, and said, "You wear it on your hands every day, but you still don't feel it? Cartier, which costs 19 yuan and 9 free shipping, can be so fake that it's so fake, so why do you want the genuine one?"

Wen Yi was enlightened, and felt that Hua Yu's words made sense, so she nodded and said, "That's right, well, let him go, and treat it as charity!"

Hua Yu nodded, um, that's right, you have to let him go, always gentle and kind.

"Don't let him go" is a matter of leaving it to me.

The author has something to say: Huayu's father, a black-bellied man with capital letters, pretended to be gentle, kind, and compassionate in front of his wife, but he didn't know what he did behind his back~

ps: It’s so embarrassing to say that “xiabao” is Chongqing dialect. Adults are violent, hahaha, probably robbing students (?) Hahahahaha~ Just understand it like this~