Jia Mo
Chapter 33 No way
Qi Lingshu, after Qi Shenwei, Wufang Mountain is another swordsman genius who is rare in a hundred years.Qi Yin thought that Wufang Mountain must be grinning from ear to ear, after all, they met twice once they met something that was rare in a hundred years.
This person can be called the second Qi Shenwei. When others are still drooling and babbling, he can already recite the "Tao Te Ching" in its entirety. , when others were walking and wrestling, he was already flying with a sword.He almost followed Qi Shenwei's path every step of the way. If he wasn't Qi Shenwei's direct disciple, people would have suspected that he was Qi Shenwei's reincarnation.What is even more sad is that Qi Yin is also among these "others" with mediocre qualifications, who is still below the middle level.
This kind of person will always live in the legend, just like no one has ever seen Qi Shenwei, like no one has ever seen Qi Lingshu.Sword immortals like them can fly and never have to go. They are high above and far away in the sky. It is a special kindness for ordinary people to look up to them.But there are still people who are lucky enough to get a glimpse. I heard from my colleagues in West Kunlun that they took a glimpse from afar last time when Wufang Luotian discussed the Tao.He walked on the white marble platform of Wufang Hall, dressed in plain clothes and white clothes, standing in the front of Wufang's three thousand disciples in the haze of smoke and snow, his thin and emaciated back looked like a person made of ice and snow Son.
It is said that there are girls from Xianshan who fight for him, just to fight over who will bring the lotus seed pork rib soup to his stone room where he meditates.The two young girls scratched and bit each other, their hair tore like weeds.He saw it from a distance, and only said one sentence: "Self-fighting in the same family, breaking the forbidden diet, and sending it to the precept hall." Occasionally, there will be sisters who have good feelings and give in to each other. Concubine, we are called sisters", and the other shyly said, "How dare you? The elder sister is the main wife, and the younger sister is the concubine." The two of them came and went modestly, but Qi Lingshu had never met these two people at all. .
But Qi Yin doesn't care about this, he's used to being listless, he's a weed compared to anyone else, thank God if everyone doesn't step on him.He heard so many people talking on the street, but he only remembered one sentence - Qi Lingshu was brought up by Qi Shenwei.
"I'm sorry, little brother, I didn't mention this to you." In the inn, Yun Zhi patted Qi Yin's shoulder, "The main reason is that you might feel ashamed and stop coming on impulse."
Qi Yin gave him a resentful look, "I won't meet him on the mountain, will I?"
"No, no, no," Yun Zhi assured, "That kid is very busy, killing demons and killing demons all day long, flying around. This time, it's probably just a fight, and he won't be able to meet him. Besides, why are you cowardly? Isn't there a stupid brother here? You are the precious younger brother of the demon co-lord, if you don't like that kid, ask your brother to be him."
Fu Lan drew his sword in a daze, and asked, "Are you going to fight?"
Qi Yin scratched his face and let out a long sigh, put Fu Lan's broken iron sword back into its scabbard, and led him back to the room.
In the early morning of the next day, a group of them had nowhere to go with their swords.Looking down from the sky, the peaks are covered with snow, paving the way all over the mountain, a piece of white, pavilions, towers and palaces scattered among the mountains, waterfalls and rapids, falling straight into the boundless abyss.When they reached the mountain gate, they could no longer control their swords. They lined up on the narrow mountain path to enter the mountain. A few steps ahead is the steep cliff.Qi Yin supported the bushes and poked his head to look down. Occasionally, there was a wind blowing over the mountain, and the pine waves at the foot of the cliff churned and stirred, making a lot of noise, and snow piled up on the treetops. The sea of clouds is still the clear snow.
Looking up at the sky, the spirit array in the sky revolves slowly around the dim Polaris, thin lines of fluorescent light streak across the dome, and the dots of talisman lights shine brightly, like scattered stars blinking their pupils.That is the Wufang Mountain Protector Formation. It is said that when foreign enemies invade, it can be converted into a killing formation, using the entire Wufang Mountain as the formation to kill the enemy.
This damn is the fairy mountain, Qi Yin opened his eyes and looked around, and couldn't help sighing.Feng Huanshan is incomparable, just like a beggar who picks his feet by the roadside and a fairy who lives in seclusion in the mountains, one is poor and wretched, and the other is immortal and transcendent.
What can his father do in such a place?Immortality is not life, and the guarantee of incompleteness is the thousand-year-old ginseng used by the immortals to continue their lives.This place is not like Fenghuang, the ground is full of weeds and rotten stalks, there must be spiritual herbs and medicines everywhere.Feng Huan and Wu Fangbi are together, no matter how you look at it, Feng Huan Shan and his gang are more malicious.
But this is not the point, the point is that the scene in front of me is rather embarrassing.It was not so obvious in the town yesterday, but now on the mountain, the patched beggars in Feng Huanshan are particularly conspicuous among the immortal disciples in fluttering white clothes, they look like elegant white cranes. Into the messy pheasant feathers flying.
Especially Qi Yin was carrying a large iron pot on his back, and Fu Lan was carrying a pannier that was as long as his body.The senior brothers in front of them, some had itchy scratches stuck in the back of their necks, and some had big cattail fans with holes in their collars, so they almost sat down and scratched their feet in public.
"Look at that one who is responsible, what is that attire?" The other immortals laughed behind their backs, "Oh, I see, it's their specially made turtle carapace, when the monsters come, they just go inside, haha Ha ha!"
"The one with the basket on his back is so handsome," a girl whispered, "It's just a bit rusty, did it come out of the mountain?"
"What do you know, this is called Tujun! This is their characteristic of Fenghuan."
Shame on grandma's house!Qi Yin really wanted to find a crack in the ground to slip in.But he was embarrassed to tell Fu Lan that we should throw away the pot, after all, people bring the pot to cook to feed him and Master Mao.
Disciple Wufang came to receive and lead the way. A few white and tender young men, dressed in white and carrying long swords, didn't even laugh when they saw Qi Yin and Fu Lan's virtues, but kept their faces serious and respectful. "Several masters and uncles are exhausted, this way please."
There are many people in Wufang Mountain, the master accepts apprentices, apprentices accept apprentices, and there are many generations.They are few in Fenghuang, and they all recognize that they are apprentices under the old men of the Qing style, which is taking advantage of their seniority.In fact, everyone was about the same age, and calling Master Uncle was just polite, Qi Yin just wanted to return the gift, Fu Lan bowed beside him, "Thank you, nephew."
The smiles of the young students froze for a moment, Qi Yin hurriedly pulled Fulan behind him, politely apologized: "My brother is not sensible, don't blame me, don't blame me." Then she turned her face and whispered to Fulan, "No If you call someone a nephew, you have to call him a brother."
Fu Lan looked at him in confusion, and pointed to Yun Zhi.
Qi Yin looked over, and Yun knew that standing there was Zhao Ran whom he met at Yao's house.Zhao Ran folded her sleeves and bowed, Yun Zhi just stood there in a dawdly manner, accepting his gift, and when he straightened up, patted his fair face again, and said with a smile: "Nephew, long time no see Hey, how are you doing these days?"
That old and disrespectful Ye Qingming stood beside him picking his teeth, and he didn't care about his nephew's rogue virtues, although his own virtues were also rogue enough... Zhao Ran smiled without changing his mind, and nodded his head.Yun Zhi passed by with his hands behind his back, Liu Bai patted Zhao Ran's shoulder again, and called out "nephew" with a smile, followed by Sang Ruo passing by holding Sang Ya, and Sang Ya squeezed Zhao Ran's smiling face, crisply Said: "Eldest nephew!"
People from Feng Huanshan passed by, everyone called Zhaoran "elder nephew".The crowd behind was discussing a lot, and Qi Yin heard someone say "shameless" and "shameless".Fulan didn't know what Fang Shengwu's face was, and she kept silent and calm.Qi Yin has become numb, he didn't learn fencing well in Fenghuanshan, and his face is as thick as a city wall.His senior brothers and sisters didn't care even more, and entered the mountain gate swaggeringly.Qi Yin and Fulan passed by Zhaoran, Zhaoran also met with them, Qi Yin's appearance changed a little, that's all, this guy didn't recognize Fulan.Probably because it's been too long, I've already forgotten.
Qi Yin hesitated for a while, bowed to Zhao Ran, and said, "This brother, I have recently practiced Taoism, and I admire Elder Wufang Yuanwei very much. Originally, I came here to make friends with Taoist Priest Qi Yin, the son of Elder Yuanwei. , but yesterday I heard that he had fled the mountain, is it true?"
Zhaoran's smile faltered, and he nodded, "Not bad."
"I'm being rude, can you ask him why he fled the mountain?"
The smile in Zhaoran's eyes faded a little, he put his hand inside, and said: "It's probably because I can't bear the hard work in the mountains. The uncle is here for the first time, and Zhaoran will guide the way for the uncle."
This guy kept his secret, so Qi Yin didn't want to ask too many questions.Stepping up and preparing to leave, Zhaoran smiled again and said, "There is no way to forbid eating and drinking, and please abide by the precepts."
Qi Yin was stunned for a moment, remembering the pot behind him, and smiled: "You mean this pot? Misunderstood, this is our special tortoise carapace made by Fenghuan. It is very useful when the monster comes and drills into it. "
Zhao Ran's smile froze completely, Qi Yin patted him on the shoulder, turned around and followed everyone inside.After passing the hanging flower gate, the corridors around are winding and winding, and the courtyard is full of snow.After walking around for a long time, they finally arrived at the lower place. Looking up, the word "Konggu" was engraved under the eaves. It was the small courtyard where they settled down in Fenghuanshan.
There are many people in Wufang Mountain. Although they are rich, they can't bear the small space and the shortage of houses.At least in Feng, two people share a room, and each person shares a bed. In Wufang, they have to squeeze into the big bunk.Ye Qingming was a senior citizen, and he lived alone in the room, while other people had a room for men and women. Qi Yin and a group of senior brothers entered the room to clean the courtyard and tidy up the bedding.Everyone divided their positions, Fulan slept against the wall, and Qi Yin slept next to Fulan. The reason for this division was that Fulan was suspected of having broken sleeves, and no one except Qi Yin wanted to sleep with him.
Zhao Ran led his disciples to bring clothes, all white silk clothes, thin and slippery.Everyone thanked, Yun Zhi jumped off the bed, hooked Zhaoran's neck and said, "Nephew, I want to ask you something. What happened to that Qi Yin who went back to the mountain with you last time, what should I say?" Run away?"
Qi Yin was taken aback for a moment, Yun Zhi looked over, smiled and mouthed "You're welcome".
Zhao Ran showed a troubled expression, Yun Zhi waved his hand, and said: "Don't think about being fooled by my hard work in the mountains, that kid's parents are both dead, and cultivating immortals is the best way out. Tell me, you Wufang Mountain has always been open and upright, Is there anything you can't see?"
"We are naturally open and aboveboard, and we can't see that the person is that bastard Qi Yin." Someone behind Zhaoran couldn't bear it and finally opened his mouth. The person saluted and said, "Xia Zhaoming, brother Zhaoran, just say it, Anyway, we are not the ones who are ashamed.”
Zhao Ran sighed, and said: "Little friend Qi Yin took advantage of my uncle's bathing in a quiet spring and stole my uncle's clothes."
"Little Martial Uncle?" Everyone in Feng Huanshan was dumbfounded, and Yun knew, "It can't be Qi Lingshu, can it?"
"Exactly."
Qi Yin's eyes darkened.What the hell is this?Something was wrong, he remembered that Yao Xiaoshan liked girls, when did he have the habit of cutting off his sleeves?Stealing other people's clothes while they are taking a bath, does this guy think he is a cowherd and Qi Lingshu is a weaver girl?
Zhaoming was indignant, and said: "That kid Qi Yin doesn't even take a piss to reflect on his stinky virtues, he looks like a pig, and dares to miss our little uncle! When the matter was revealed, he ran away overnight, let's go to his bedroom Arrest him and go to the precept hall, only to find that the building is already empty!"
Zhao Ran frowned, "Junior Brother, don't be rude."
"That's what it is!" Zhaoming said angrily, "I think that guy must have inherited his mother's crooked heart. It's really shameless for a mother to seduce Elder Qi, and a son to seduce junior uncle!"
Qi Yin didn't say anything, just kept silent.A pair of warm hands stretched out from behind, covering his ears, he heard Fu Lan softly say: "Xiao Yin, don't listen."
Zhaoming had a good talk, and suddenly found that the surroundings were silent, and the beggar brothers in Feng Huanshan stopped picking their feet, and slowly pulled out their swords to wipe them. hovering.Feeling a murderous intent in the invisible, Zhaoming turned his head uneasily, and saw a black cat squatting on the coffee table at some point, its green eyes wandering like will-o'-the-wisps, looking at him maliciously.He didn't know which part of Feng Huan Mountain he had violated. This Yeji Mountain had always been known for producing lunatics and hooligans. He had heard that Elder Yuan Wei and the head of Feng Huan Mountain were good friends, and he took it as a joke.
Zhaoran felt that Zhaoming's words and deeds were out of character, so she smiled apologetically and asked him to salute and leave.The door closed tightly, and the senior brothers put away their swords and patted Qi Yin on the shoulder to express comfort.Qi Yin forced a smile, said it was all right, and poured a cup of tea.
Liu Bai followed behind and said: "Qi Lingshu is the number one on the Xianshan Qiaolangjun gold list, your cousin is very good at breaking sleeves."
Qi Yin: "..."
What kind of pheasant ranking is this, Qi Yin is speechless.
"It's okay, the top card will soon be replaced by Junior Brother Dumb. Just watch, with the appearance of Junior Brother Dumb, we will definitely kill that kid Qi Lingshu!" said a senior brother.
Qi Yin looked at Fu Lan who didn't respond, and said, "Are you so confident?"
"Nonsense." Liu Bai winked at him, "Because I wrote this ranking list."
Absolutely, these shameless people.Qi Yin helped her forehead.
"Okay, okay," Yun Zhi said leisurely, "Hurry up and try on the clothes, if they don't fit, I'll take them to Zhaoran's nephew for them to change."
After listening to the words, everyone got up and changed their clothes.Qi Yin and Fu Lan took off their ramie outer pants, revealing their red silk pants.The big underpants were bright red, very festive, Yunzhi saw it with his eyes, and asked in amazement: "Why are you two wearing red underpants?"
"The two of us carry it like this, and we're lucky to wear red." Qi Yin said.
"No," Yun knew, "I'm asking, why do you two wear exactly the same underpants?"
"We cut it out of one piece of cloth," Qi Yin looked at him inexplicably, "Who needs two pieces of cloth to cut pants?"
Fu Lan also lifted her underwear and stared at him blankly.
Everyone was silent for a while, laughing wildly.Yun Zhi laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and said, "You two broke your sleeves and didn't run away. I'm sorry, I'll laugh first as a respect!"
Qi Yin was so angry that his eyes went black, he threw away his underwear and ran over to beat him barebacked, the other senior brothers rushed up and pressed Qi Yin on the bed.Fu Lan held the single belt in a daze, not knowing whether to change clothes first or go to help first.The fight there was in full swing, and Qi Yin was squashed at the bottom, screaming and screaming.Fu Lan stayed for a while, and gave up her plan to help.They made a noise like a brood of roosters, Fulan turned her head to look at the window of Linghua Pavilion in the noise, outside it was snowing heavily, rustling on the ground, like the whispers of heaven and earth.
This person can be called the second Qi Shenwei. When others are still drooling and babbling, he can already recite the "Tao Te Ching" in its entirety. , when others were walking and wrestling, he was already flying with a sword.He almost followed Qi Shenwei's path every step of the way. If he wasn't Qi Shenwei's direct disciple, people would have suspected that he was Qi Shenwei's reincarnation.What is even more sad is that Qi Yin is also among these "others" with mediocre qualifications, who is still below the middle level.
This kind of person will always live in the legend, just like no one has ever seen Qi Shenwei, like no one has ever seen Qi Lingshu.Sword immortals like them can fly and never have to go. They are high above and far away in the sky. It is a special kindness for ordinary people to look up to them.But there are still people who are lucky enough to get a glimpse. I heard from my colleagues in West Kunlun that they took a glimpse from afar last time when Wufang Luotian discussed the Tao.He walked on the white marble platform of Wufang Hall, dressed in plain clothes and white clothes, standing in the front of Wufang's three thousand disciples in the haze of smoke and snow, his thin and emaciated back looked like a person made of ice and snow Son.
It is said that there are girls from Xianshan who fight for him, just to fight over who will bring the lotus seed pork rib soup to his stone room where he meditates.The two young girls scratched and bit each other, their hair tore like weeds.He saw it from a distance, and only said one sentence: "Self-fighting in the same family, breaking the forbidden diet, and sending it to the precept hall." Occasionally, there will be sisters who have good feelings and give in to each other. Concubine, we are called sisters", and the other shyly said, "How dare you? The elder sister is the main wife, and the younger sister is the concubine." The two of them came and went modestly, but Qi Lingshu had never met these two people at all. .
But Qi Yin doesn't care about this, he's used to being listless, he's a weed compared to anyone else, thank God if everyone doesn't step on him.He heard so many people talking on the street, but he only remembered one sentence - Qi Lingshu was brought up by Qi Shenwei.
"I'm sorry, little brother, I didn't mention this to you." In the inn, Yun Zhi patted Qi Yin's shoulder, "The main reason is that you might feel ashamed and stop coming on impulse."
Qi Yin gave him a resentful look, "I won't meet him on the mountain, will I?"
"No, no, no," Yun Zhi assured, "That kid is very busy, killing demons and killing demons all day long, flying around. This time, it's probably just a fight, and he won't be able to meet him. Besides, why are you cowardly? Isn't there a stupid brother here? You are the precious younger brother of the demon co-lord, if you don't like that kid, ask your brother to be him."
Fu Lan drew his sword in a daze, and asked, "Are you going to fight?"
Qi Yin scratched his face and let out a long sigh, put Fu Lan's broken iron sword back into its scabbard, and led him back to the room.
In the early morning of the next day, a group of them had nowhere to go with their swords.Looking down from the sky, the peaks are covered with snow, paving the way all over the mountain, a piece of white, pavilions, towers and palaces scattered among the mountains, waterfalls and rapids, falling straight into the boundless abyss.When they reached the mountain gate, they could no longer control their swords. They lined up on the narrow mountain path to enter the mountain. A few steps ahead is the steep cliff.Qi Yin supported the bushes and poked his head to look down. Occasionally, there was a wind blowing over the mountain, and the pine waves at the foot of the cliff churned and stirred, making a lot of noise, and snow piled up on the treetops. The sea of clouds is still the clear snow.
Looking up at the sky, the spirit array in the sky revolves slowly around the dim Polaris, thin lines of fluorescent light streak across the dome, and the dots of talisman lights shine brightly, like scattered stars blinking their pupils.That is the Wufang Mountain Protector Formation. It is said that when foreign enemies invade, it can be converted into a killing formation, using the entire Wufang Mountain as the formation to kill the enemy.
This damn is the fairy mountain, Qi Yin opened his eyes and looked around, and couldn't help sighing.Feng Huanshan is incomparable, just like a beggar who picks his feet by the roadside and a fairy who lives in seclusion in the mountains, one is poor and wretched, and the other is immortal and transcendent.
What can his father do in such a place?Immortality is not life, and the guarantee of incompleteness is the thousand-year-old ginseng used by the immortals to continue their lives.This place is not like Fenghuang, the ground is full of weeds and rotten stalks, there must be spiritual herbs and medicines everywhere.Feng Huan and Wu Fangbi are together, no matter how you look at it, Feng Huan Shan and his gang are more malicious.
But this is not the point, the point is that the scene in front of me is rather embarrassing.It was not so obvious in the town yesterday, but now on the mountain, the patched beggars in Feng Huanshan are particularly conspicuous among the immortal disciples in fluttering white clothes, they look like elegant white cranes. Into the messy pheasant feathers flying.
Especially Qi Yin was carrying a large iron pot on his back, and Fu Lan was carrying a pannier that was as long as his body.The senior brothers in front of them, some had itchy scratches stuck in the back of their necks, and some had big cattail fans with holes in their collars, so they almost sat down and scratched their feet in public.
"Look at that one who is responsible, what is that attire?" The other immortals laughed behind their backs, "Oh, I see, it's their specially made turtle carapace, when the monsters come, they just go inside, haha Ha ha!"
"The one with the basket on his back is so handsome," a girl whispered, "It's just a bit rusty, did it come out of the mountain?"
"What do you know, this is called Tujun! This is their characteristic of Fenghuan."
Shame on grandma's house!Qi Yin really wanted to find a crack in the ground to slip in.But he was embarrassed to tell Fu Lan that we should throw away the pot, after all, people bring the pot to cook to feed him and Master Mao.
Disciple Wufang came to receive and lead the way. A few white and tender young men, dressed in white and carrying long swords, didn't even laugh when they saw Qi Yin and Fu Lan's virtues, but kept their faces serious and respectful. "Several masters and uncles are exhausted, this way please."
There are many people in Wufang Mountain, the master accepts apprentices, apprentices accept apprentices, and there are many generations.They are few in Fenghuang, and they all recognize that they are apprentices under the old men of the Qing style, which is taking advantage of their seniority.In fact, everyone was about the same age, and calling Master Uncle was just polite, Qi Yin just wanted to return the gift, Fu Lan bowed beside him, "Thank you, nephew."
The smiles of the young students froze for a moment, Qi Yin hurriedly pulled Fulan behind him, politely apologized: "My brother is not sensible, don't blame me, don't blame me." Then she turned her face and whispered to Fulan, "No If you call someone a nephew, you have to call him a brother."
Fu Lan looked at him in confusion, and pointed to Yun Zhi.
Qi Yin looked over, and Yun knew that standing there was Zhao Ran whom he met at Yao's house.Zhao Ran folded her sleeves and bowed, Yun Zhi just stood there in a dawdly manner, accepting his gift, and when he straightened up, patted his fair face again, and said with a smile: "Nephew, long time no see Hey, how are you doing these days?"
That old and disrespectful Ye Qingming stood beside him picking his teeth, and he didn't care about his nephew's rogue virtues, although his own virtues were also rogue enough... Zhao Ran smiled without changing his mind, and nodded his head.Yun Zhi passed by with his hands behind his back, Liu Bai patted Zhao Ran's shoulder again, and called out "nephew" with a smile, followed by Sang Ruo passing by holding Sang Ya, and Sang Ya squeezed Zhao Ran's smiling face, crisply Said: "Eldest nephew!"
People from Feng Huanshan passed by, everyone called Zhaoran "elder nephew".The crowd behind was discussing a lot, and Qi Yin heard someone say "shameless" and "shameless".Fulan didn't know what Fang Shengwu's face was, and she kept silent and calm.Qi Yin has become numb, he didn't learn fencing well in Fenghuanshan, and his face is as thick as a city wall.His senior brothers and sisters didn't care even more, and entered the mountain gate swaggeringly.Qi Yin and Fulan passed by Zhaoran, Zhaoran also met with them, Qi Yin's appearance changed a little, that's all, this guy didn't recognize Fulan.Probably because it's been too long, I've already forgotten.
Qi Yin hesitated for a while, bowed to Zhao Ran, and said, "This brother, I have recently practiced Taoism, and I admire Elder Wufang Yuanwei very much. Originally, I came here to make friends with Taoist Priest Qi Yin, the son of Elder Yuanwei. , but yesterday I heard that he had fled the mountain, is it true?"
Zhaoran's smile faltered, and he nodded, "Not bad."
"I'm being rude, can you ask him why he fled the mountain?"
The smile in Zhaoran's eyes faded a little, he put his hand inside, and said: "It's probably because I can't bear the hard work in the mountains. The uncle is here for the first time, and Zhaoran will guide the way for the uncle."
This guy kept his secret, so Qi Yin didn't want to ask too many questions.Stepping up and preparing to leave, Zhaoran smiled again and said, "There is no way to forbid eating and drinking, and please abide by the precepts."
Qi Yin was stunned for a moment, remembering the pot behind him, and smiled: "You mean this pot? Misunderstood, this is our special tortoise carapace made by Fenghuan. It is very useful when the monster comes and drills into it. "
Zhao Ran's smile froze completely, Qi Yin patted him on the shoulder, turned around and followed everyone inside.After passing the hanging flower gate, the corridors around are winding and winding, and the courtyard is full of snow.After walking around for a long time, they finally arrived at the lower place. Looking up, the word "Konggu" was engraved under the eaves. It was the small courtyard where they settled down in Fenghuanshan.
There are many people in Wufang Mountain. Although they are rich, they can't bear the small space and the shortage of houses.At least in Feng, two people share a room, and each person shares a bed. In Wufang, they have to squeeze into the big bunk.Ye Qingming was a senior citizen, and he lived alone in the room, while other people had a room for men and women. Qi Yin and a group of senior brothers entered the room to clean the courtyard and tidy up the bedding.Everyone divided their positions, Fulan slept against the wall, and Qi Yin slept next to Fulan. The reason for this division was that Fulan was suspected of having broken sleeves, and no one except Qi Yin wanted to sleep with him.
Zhao Ran led his disciples to bring clothes, all white silk clothes, thin and slippery.Everyone thanked, Yun Zhi jumped off the bed, hooked Zhaoran's neck and said, "Nephew, I want to ask you something. What happened to that Qi Yin who went back to the mountain with you last time, what should I say?" Run away?"
Qi Yin was taken aback for a moment, Yun Zhi looked over, smiled and mouthed "You're welcome".
Zhao Ran showed a troubled expression, Yun Zhi waved his hand, and said: "Don't think about being fooled by my hard work in the mountains, that kid's parents are both dead, and cultivating immortals is the best way out. Tell me, you Wufang Mountain has always been open and upright, Is there anything you can't see?"
"We are naturally open and aboveboard, and we can't see that the person is that bastard Qi Yin." Someone behind Zhaoran couldn't bear it and finally opened his mouth. The person saluted and said, "Xia Zhaoming, brother Zhaoran, just say it, Anyway, we are not the ones who are ashamed.”
Zhao Ran sighed, and said: "Little friend Qi Yin took advantage of my uncle's bathing in a quiet spring and stole my uncle's clothes."
"Little Martial Uncle?" Everyone in Feng Huanshan was dumbfounded, and Yun knew, "It can't be Qi Lingshu, can it?"
"Exactly."
Qi Yin's eyes darkened.What the hell is this?Something was wrong, he remembered that Yao Xiaoshan liked girls, when did he have the habit of cutting off his sleeves?Stealing other people's clothes while they are taking a bath, does this guy think he is a cowherd and Qi Lingshu is a weaver girl?
Zhaoming was indignant, and said: "That kid Qi Yin doesn't even take a piss to reflect on his stinky virtues, he looks like a pig, and dares to miss our little uncle! When the matter was revealed, he ran away overnight, let's go to his bedroom Arrest him and go to the precept hall, only to find that the building is already empty!"
Zhao Ran frowned, "Junior Brother, don't be rude."
"That's what it is!" Zhaoming said angrily, "I think that guy must have inherited his mother's crooked heart. It's really shameless for a mother to seduce Elder Qi, and a son to seduce junior uncle!"
Qi Yin didn't say anything, just kept silent.A pair of warm hands stretched out from behind, covering his ears, he heard Fu Lan softly say: "Xiao Yin, don't listen."
Zhaoming had a good talk, and suddenly found that the surroundings were silent, and the beggar brothers in Feng Huanshan stopped picking their feet, and slowly pulled out their swords to wipe them. hovering.Feeling a murderous intent in the invisible, Zhaoming turned his head uneasily, and saw a black cat squatting on the coffee table at some point, its green eyes wandering like will-o'-the-wisps, looking at him maliciously.He didn't know which part of Feng Huan Mountain he had violated. This Yeji Mountain had always been known for producing lunatics and hooligans. He had heard that Elder Yuan Wei and the head of Feng Huan Mountain were good friends, and he took it as a joke.
Zhaoran felt that Zhaoming's words and deeds were out of character, so she smiled apologetically and asked him to salute and leave.The door closed tightly, and the senior brothers put away their swords and patted Qi Yin on the shoulder to express comfort.Qi Yin forced a smile, said it was all right, and poured a cup of tea.
Liu Bai followed behind and said: "Qi Lingshu is the number one on the Xianshan Qiaolangjun gold list, your cousin is very good at breaking sleeves."
Qi Yin: "..."
What kind of pheasant ranking is this, Qi Yin is speechless.
"It's okay, the top card will soon be replaced by Junior Brother Dumb. Just watch, with the appearance of Junior Brother Dumb, we will definitely kill that kid Qi Lingshu!" said a senior brother.
Qi Yin looked at Fu Lan who didn't respond, and said, "Are you so confident?"
"Nonsense." Liu Bai winked at him, "Because I wrote this ranking list."
Absolutely, these shameless people.Qi Yin helped her forehead.
"Okay, okay," Yun Zhi said leisurely, "Hurry up and try on the clothes, if they don't fit, I'll take them to Zhaoran's nephew for them to change."
After listening to the words, everyone got up and changed their clothes.Qi Yin and Fu Lan took off their ramie outer pants, revealing their red silk pants.The big underpants were bright red, very festive, Yunzhi saw it with his eyes, and asked in amazement: "Why are you two wearing red underpants?"
"The two of us carry it like this, and we're lucky to wear red." Qi Yin said.
"No," Yun knew, "I'm asking, why do you two wear exactly the same underpants?"
"We cut it out of one piece of cloth," Qi Yin looked at him inexplicably, "Who needs two pieces of cloth to cut pants?"
Fu Lan also lifted her underwear and stared at him blankly.
Everyone was silent for a while, laughing wildly.Yun Zhi laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and said, "You two broke your sleeves and didn't run away. I'm sorry, I'll laugh first as a respect!"
Qi Yin was so angry that his eyes went black, he threw away his underwear and ran over to beat him barebacked, the other senior brothers rushed up and pressed Qi Yin on the bed.Fu Lan held the single belt in a daze, not knowing whether to change clothes first or go to help first.The fight there was in full swing, and Qi Yin was squashed at the bottom, screaming and screaming.Fu Lan stayed for a while, and gave up her plan to help.They made a noise like a brood of roosters, Fulan turned her head to look at the window of Linghua Pavilion in the noise, outside it was snowing heavily, rustling on the ground, like the whispers of heaven and earth.
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