Jia Mo

"Brothers," Qi Yin said seriously, sitting upright, "I have something to ask."

The sky was getting dark, the windows and doors in the tile-roofed house were closed, a candle was lit on the lacquered table, and the dim candlelight settled down. The faces of the brothers and sisters were covered with golden light and shadows, like statues of gods sitting in meditation in the temple.Yun Zhi was the first to speak: "Junior Brother Hei, you might as well just say it straight."

"Please don't call me Black Junior Brother." Qi Yin pulled Fu Lan who was kneeling next to him with one hand, pressed him in front of the candlelight, and said, "Yun Lan, our classmate, has a serious illness called Duanxiu. He gets sick all the time. My safety is in danger, please brothers come up with a solution."

Yun Zhi flicked the black bone fan, the fan opened, and wrote the words "nonsense".He shook his head and said, "Junior Brother Hei's words are wrong. The love of a stupid junior brother transcends human relations and physics, and he is not afraid of the world's mediocrity.

"Don't call me Junior Brother Black!" Qi Yin bit the bullet and repeated, almost madly, "Come and live with him if you have the ability, or don't talk such nonsense."

With his sleeves in his hands, Liu Bai raised his eyebrows and said: "What happened, I haven't seen you like this before, what did Junior Brother Duo do to you?"

Qi Yin has a headache, what should he say?Is it possible to tell the world that he was kissed by Fulan, the obscene demon?Where is he going to put this face?She pursed her lips angrily, and wanted to say nothing, but Fu Lan replied in a daze: "I kissed Xiao Yin."

As soon as these words came out, Qi Yin almost vomited blood, and all the brothers and sisters were stunned by Fu Lan.Liu Bai still asked with straight eyebrows, "Dear? Is that what I mean? Mouth to mouth?"

Fu Lan nodded honestly, then lowered her eyes dimly, "Did I do something wrong?"

It's over, this time it's completely over, Qi Yinsheng thought hopelessly, or else he would go back to the house and hang a rope to kill himself.

"Junior Brother Stupid, the young couple pays attention to mutual gratification, you have forced Junior Brother Hei to such a situation..." Yun Zhi covered his mouth with a fan, and gasped, "Could it be that the Overlord forced himself to bow?"

A senior brother in the corner sighed: "I'm devastated."

Another brother said with compassion: "Destroy humanity."

Qi Yin said coolly: "If you don't come up with a trick for me, I'll kiss you one by one."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone shivered, and when they thought about being kissed by a man, they all retched.Liu Bai was terribly frightened, stood up hurriedly, moved out a mahogany box from under the bed, and placed it on the lacquer table.

Liu Bai smiled complacently, "This is all the treasures of my town house, Junior Brother Hei, this time it's cheaper for you."

But he was not in a hurry to open it, and first coaxed and tricked Liu Zhu, the youngest brother, to see the door.Ever since the precept elder returned home, he came to check his bed from time to time at night.Feng Huanshan has no good products from top to bottom, but he is not afraid that he will drive out all the brothers and sisters from the house, but he is afraid that he will confiscate the treasures of the public and keep them for himself.

Liu Zhuzhun blushed, and refused to go even if he died, and several senior brothers turned their faces into a slap in the face, threatening him that he would lose his place in Xiaozao tomorrow.Liu Zhu stomped her feet angrily, reluctantly went out, and squatted under the water eaves to watch the wind.

Liu Bai sold enough, and was finally willing to open the box.The brothers and sisters all buried their heads in the small circle of light of the candle, and looked into the box without blinking.Liu Bai took out a scroll, put it on the case, and opened it carefully.The pictures inside are revealed little by little, and what you see is a beautiful scene of golden mountains and green waters, one after another small people are scattered in the pavilions, their belts are half loose, their eyes are dark, and they are doing that kind of thing.

Everyone gave a long "oh", put on ambiguous smiles and nodded Liubai with their fingers, "Wow, you boy, there is a baby that is hidden and tucked away, and it is only now that you take it out."

"The good ones are yet to come," Liu Bai hooked Fu Lan's shoulders, and said, "Brother Dumb, watch it."

He pinched a formula with one hand, golden light flashed on the scroll, pavilions and pavilions rose from the ground, mountains plopped out of the paper, and water flowed around the valleys to the flat ground, gurgling and murmuring .The little man also moved, and gradually he could hear human voices, babbling, like a woman moaning softly.A small bridge bends over the green pool in the middle, on which a graceful woman dances quietly, taking off a skirt and jacket every time she turns around, and the white gauze covering her face floats out with the wind like a reed flower, A senior brother stretched out his hand stupidly, but he didn't touch anything.

The people at the table watched without blinking, Qi Yin was dumbfounded, and said, "I finally know the benefits of learning the magic of immortality."

""Picture of Spring Residence in Taoyuan", my master, I saved money for three years to get this thing, and I don't want to read it on weekdays." Liu Bai was triumphant, and pouted at the dancing girl in the middle, "This is my wife. , I named her Xiangxiang, how about it, looks good."

"The younger brother is really good looking, the daughter-in-law is willing to show it to the brothers to appreciate together." Yun Zhi admired it sincerely.

"Praise and praise, it's all for the younger brother, it's all for the younger brother." Liu Bai arched his hands, turned his head and said to Fulan, "How about it, dumb brother, is there a scorching heat in your crotch? Is there a desire The urge to turn into a wild beast? Broken sleeves, most likely because you have never seen a woman, just open your eyes and keep the medicine until you are cured!"

Fu Lan shook her head, said: "No."

Liu Bai said in amazement: "Nothing? It seems that your sleeves were cut cleanly!"

Yun Zhi tapped the bridge of his nose with a fan, and suddenly tore off half of Qi Yin's collar, exposing his wheat-colored shoulders and half of his chest, and said, "Junior Dumb, what about now?"

Fu Lan shook her head blankly.

Qi Yin stood up in a jerk, hurriedly pulled back his clothes, and shouted: "You are sick!"

"Tsk," Yun Zhi closed his folding fan and tapped his palms, shaking his head and said, "Junior Brother Dumb, I don't think this is a broken sleeve."

"What is that?" Qi Yin asked suspiciously.

Yun Zhi spit out two words lightly: "Don't lift."

Fulan: "..."

Everyone was silent.

The brother in the corner sighed: "It's unbelievable."

The senior brother next to him lamented: "My condolences go with the change."

Qi Yin said angrily: "Fuck you, brother dumb is stronger than three cows, so you don't want to lift it."

"Forget it, forget it, anyway, it's better if you don't have to cut off your sleeves, Junior Brother Hei, you can rest assured now." Liu Bai rubbed his hands and said, "Xiangxiang can also sing, brothers, why don't you have fun together?"

Everyone laughed for a while, and put their heads together.

The shadow of the candle is flickering, the singing on the scroll is harmonious, the woman's voice is as soft as spring water, swirling in the pale yellow light circle and scatter into the darkness lowly.They were all looking at the picture, Qi Yin was absent-minded, inexplicably recalling that sudden kiss in the afternoon, the vast world, the raindrops all over the sky, and the two people under the round green bamboo umbrella.

My ears were burning and my heart was pounding.

Can't help looking at Fulan, the silent man turned his head and looked out the window, looking at the dim lights outside through the thin window screen.He knew that Fu Lan was in a daze again, this guy usually sat in meditation for a long time, others thought he was practicing, but he was actually in a daze.No one knows what he thinks when he is in a daze, maybe he doesn't think about anything, his heart is like a piece of smoke and water, because his pair of pupils are always so empty, as if there is nothing, and it seems to reflect the whole world.

This guy has no emotions that ordinary people should have, like a little mayfly lying on the tip of a leaf without thinking, like a god in the sky overlooking all living beings indifferently.Qi Yin suddenly felt that it would be great if Fulan was a girl, he looks so good-looking and has a quiet temperament like a girl.

"Uncle Lawyer Jie is at the door." Fu Lan said suddenly.

Everyone was excited and made a trick one after another, but in the blink of an eye, everyone disappeared.A square lacquer case, only Qi Yin and Fu Lan are left.The two of them were staring at each other, when the door slammed open and Qingming barged in.Liu Zhu just woke up from a doze, looked up with staring eyes, and when he saw Ye Qingming, he gasped and ran away without a trace.

Ye Qingming looked down at the "Picture of Spring Dwelling in Taoyuan" on the case, then at Qi Yin and Fu Lan who were in a daze, shook his head and said, "Okay, you two, hide here and do this business. Good job, Yun Lan , I thought you were an honest boss when I saw you were quiet, but I didn't expect you to be so... nasty."

Fu Lan stared blankly at him.

Qi Yin wanted to cry, but Fu Lan didn't run away because he was slow to react, and he didn't run away because he didn't know any fairy arts except drawing a few talismans.

"Although I usually don't care much about you, and occasionally Zhamen is just going through the motions, but the rules are still the rules." Ye Qingming rolled up the scroll and put it in the sleeve of Qiankun, "I'll take these dirty things for you, You two are not allowed to sleep tonight, go and sweep the mountain steps from top to bottom. I think you committed the first crime, this time you will be forgiven, and you will not commit it again in the future!"

After he finished speaking, he flicked his hairband, turned around and disappeared in a flash.Qi Yin's eyes were wide open, there are nine hundred and ninety-nine steps in the mountain, scanning them all from top to bottom, isn't it killing people!

Liu Bai appeared, holding the doorpost and crying, "My Xiangxiang..."

A group of senior brothers broke the invisibility spell one after another, and persuaded Liu Baijie to change his mind and save enough money to marry another daughter-in-law as soon as possible.

Qi Yin dejectedly took Fu Lan out of the door, and carried the broom to the mountain steps.Fallen leaves fluttered along the path, and a row of bluestone slabs of steps stretched out into the night, and the end could not be seen clearly. Qi Yin stood on it dizzy, and suddenly felt that life was hopeless.

Fulan was already sweeping the floor sullenly, he has always been so submissive, obedient and obedient.Qi Yin had no choice but to accept his fate.The mountain wind was icy cold, and it made people shudder.A piece of clothes was draped over her shoulders, Qi Yin was startled, Fu Lan withdrew her hand, and picked up the broom again.

Qi Yin raised the tip of his nose, his clothes had the smell of mountains, reminiscent of fallen leaves in cold mountains and hazy winter snow.why?He is obviously a dull and stupid young man, but he has such a desolate and desolate taste, and he always feels very lonely.It's like... like a dead leaf drifting for thousands of miles, not knowing where to go.

"Hey, Brother Dumb." Qi Yin called him suddenly.

"Huh?" Fu Lan stood at the foot of the steps and raised her head.

"Your hometown is in southern Xinjiang, right? Why did you come out?"

Fu Lan was stunned for a moment, and said: "The demons there don't like me, the cat asked me to come to the mortal world and visit the miracles in various places by the way. There are many people in the mortal world, and there are some demons, but I didn't know until I got here. It’s not something everyone likes.”

"No, do you only talk to men?" Qi Yin said, "You are so handsome, of course men don't like you, you should find girls."

Fu Lan looked at him and said nothing.

Qi Yin hesitated for a moment, scratched his head and said, "That...could it be, are you really not going to lift it?"

"Xiao Yin." Fu Lan lowered her head dejectedly, "Stop talking."

"what happened?"

"I don't want to hear it." Fu Lan said.

Qi Yin: "..."

"Junior Brother Black, Junior Brother Stupid!" Sang Ruo called to them from the top.

Qi Yin is helpless, is the title "Black Junior Brother" being shouted by the whole sect?

"It just so happens that you are going to sweep the mountain steps. Please help me find Miss Lanxian's lilac ring. She seems to have fallen on the mountain steps this morning. I haven't found it all night. Can you take a look?"

"Okay, leave it to me." Qi Yin made a reassuring gesture.