The day I married my boss

On the way home from the suburbs, Song Feilan remained silent.Tao Yuan glanced at him through the rearview mirror, and said, "How about buying two catties of duck neck when passing by the city center? Or go to eat hot pot?"

"Okay." Song Feilan knew that he was helping him adjust his emotions, so he forced a smile and said, "The duck neck is okay, forget about the hot pot, I want to eat porridge."

"Then go home and make porridge, it's still early anyway," Tao Yuan said.

It was still sunny when I went out in the morning, but it started to rain when I returned home in the evening. Tao Yuan drove carefully all the way, Song Feilan changed his usual chattering style, and today was surprisingly quiet.Walking to the stewed duck shop in the city center, Song Feilan said, "Don't come down, I'll go buy it."

The spring rain was like oil, pattering on the window of the car. Tao Yuan locked the car and followed Song Feilan to the door of the braised duck shop. He pointed to a milk tea shop next to him and asked, "Do you want some? I'll buy it for you."

Song Feilan didn't drink milk tea much after he became an adult. At that time, he was studying abroad, and there were few milk tea shops opened by Chinese people on the street. British milk tea didn't contain any additives. It was too thin and tasteless, and there was no pearl. He didn't like to drink it. Slowly quit.

Tao Yuan still remembered his taste when he was young, and wanted to please him, Song Feilan appreciated it, and said with a smile: "I want the original taste, more pearls."

Tao Yuan rubbed his head lightly, and took his orders.Liu Song Feilan sighed on the spot, looked at the line in front of the counter of the duck shop, and stood honestly at the end. Today and Sunday, there are people everywhere, and even more duck eaters than usual.

The house leak happened to be raining all night... Song Feilan felt that meeting Tao Yuan probably used up all the luck in his life, so much so that he was out of stock to buy a duck, and there were no more duck necks in the counter when it was his turn.

Holding a food tong in her hand and wearing a mask on her mouth, the aunt looked at him indifferently and said, "What do you want?"

"Duck neck."

"No more duck necks."

"Where's the duck head?"

"No more duck heads."

"What about duck gizzards?"

The aunt scratched twice with the tongs, shoveled the duck gizzards on the plate, and said, "There are five more."

"Let's weigh it." There was no one in line behind him, Song Feilan suspected that the aunt was messing with him.

"There are also duck wings, duck livers, and duck intestines. If you want them all, I'll make it cheaper for you." The aunt looked at the rain outside the door and said, "I'll close the door when they're sold out."

"Closing at six o'clock?" Isn't this business too casual?In a place in the city center where every inch of land is very expensive, it closes at six o'clock?

"My daughter-in-law gave birth today and rushed home to hold her grandson," said the aunt.

Why is Song Feilan so unlucky?Why should he be responsible for buying a duck?Why does he have to eat duck intestines that look like plastic tubes when others go home to hold their grandchildren?Why?

"No, just duck gizzards." It was rare for Song Feilan to be unkind, and he also responded to the aunt with an indifferent face.

As soon as he finished speaking, Tao Yuan came in in the rain and asked, "Have you bought it yet?"

Song Feilan took a small bag of duck gizzards the size of a palm from the counter, shook it in front of his eyes, and said dejectedly: "Without the duck neck, there are only five duck gizzards left."

Tao Yuan looked at him and smiled, and said, "It's okay, I don't like this, you can eat it." He raised his arm again, told Song Feilan to look at the milk tea cup in his hand, and said, "There are a lot of pearls in it."

In fact, he wasn't that miserable... Seeing Tao Yuan's smile, Song Feilan instantly felt relieved, and turned back to Auntie and said, "Let's fill in the rest."

The two returned to the car with food, Song Feilan suddenly said: "Tao Yuan, let's shake the car."

"..." Tao Yuan looked back at him, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

Song Feilan leaned forward and kissed him, and Tao Yuan grabbed his head and kissed him back a few times.Song Feilan was still not satisfied, and while saying some obscene words, he tried to cross from the back seat to the front with his legs, but the space in the car was really limited, so he couldn't help it, and one leg got stuck as soon as he stepped over Fortunately, I still had some foundation in dancing in my early years, otherwise I would have to go to the hospital this time.

Tao Yuan didn't have time to feel sorry for him, seeing him stuck in the middle of the car with his neck crooked, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Are you still laughing?" Song Feilan's trousers were a little tight, and his crotch was stretched, making it uncomfortable. "I'm about to cry."

Tao Yuan still laughed, and said while laughing, "Wait a minute and I will open the skylight."

As soon as the skylight opened, the rain couldn't wait to pour down on Song Feilan's head. He could only stretch his legs back while soaking in the rain, wanting to cry without tears.Tao Yuan was already laughing so hard that he was shaking like he had Parkinson's.

"Comrade Tao Yuan, are you still my dear husband? What about human nature? Do you still have human nature?" He took off his coat and wiped his hair, and said, "You must have been worn by a soul."

Tao Yuan turned on the heater, took off his coat and handed it to him, and said with a smile, "You're too old."

"..." Song Feilan didn't pick up his clothes, and while throwing himself on the back seat in a paralyzed state, he said, "I won't be number one in the world with you."

"Then who do you want to be with?" Tao Yuan was still laughing, and threw his coat on him again, saying, "Put it on, sit down, and fasten your seat belt."

Song Feilan sat up and put on Tao Yuan's clothes. He was [-] and Tao Yuan was [-]. His clothes were two sizes bigger than him. Song Feilan looked out of the car window with his head tilted like he was wrapped in a Taoist robe. Crowds coming and going in the rain.

There was a bit of a traffic jam on the road, and it was seven o'clock when the two arrived home, and now that it was too late to cook, they randomly ate some porridge downstairs to fill their stomachs.When going upstairs, Song Feilan ate too much, and walked with his neck up all the way, saying that he was afraid that the duck intestines would fall out of his mouth when he lowered his head.

Tao Yuan smiled while supporting him: "You look like a pregnant woman."

Hearing what he said, Song Feilan glanced at him sideways and asked, "Do you want a child?"

Tao Yuan nodded, thinking he would be considerate and say, let's go for a surrogate, but Mr. Song said very calmly: "Fuck me to get pregnant tonight."

Tao Yuan: "..."

Song Feilan ate too much dinner, and he still felt bloated until midnight. In the early morning, his stomach finally turned upside down. Afraid of waking Tao Yuan up, he walked barefoot to the bathroom in the living room to throw up on the toilet.Just a few minutes after throwing up, the light in the living room came on, and Tao Yuan came over shirtless, wearing only a pair of pajama pants, and asked, "Did you spoil your stomach from eating at night?"

Song Feilan felt that he had vomited too dirty, so he waved his hand and told him to go out: "Don't come here...it's disgusting."

Tao Yuan didn't answer, but with his slippers in his hand, he knelt down to help him put them on. Seeing the filth in the toilet, he didn't respond. He turned around and went to the sink to get a glass of warm water for him to rinse his mouth, and asked: " Is it particularly uncomfortable?"

Song Feilan hurriedly pressed the switch to flush the toilet, flushed out the filth inside, rinsed his mouth and was about to speak, when his stomach suddenly churned again, before he had time to stand up straight, he lay down and vomited again.Tao Yuan stood by him and patted his back, saying, "Shall we go to the hospital?"

"No need." Song Feilan kept acid regurgitation in his stomach, as if someone was pulling his intestines, it was extremely uncomfortable, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his head.Tao Yuan asked him to lean on himself, wiped his face with a hot towel, and asked, "Is it better?"

Song Feilan leaned against him and nodded slightly, her hands and feet were limp, but she was still in the mood to joke, and said, "Honey, I'm probably pregnant."

Tao Yuan lowered his head and kissed the tip of his nose, saying: "Don't be brave in front of me."

Song Feilan leaned against him, smiled, and said as if he was about to die: "Tao Yuan, I love you so much, I want to try all the plays with you."

Tao Yuan looked at him, feeling extremely distressed, and asked, "Do you still want to vomit?"

"Stop vomiting, spit it out." Song Feilan's legs were weak, but his mouth was still soft, and he babbled, "Maybe the ducks I bought today are not clean. The aunt who sells ducks is too hateful. I will help her out so kindly." , she actually sold me a spoiled duck.”

Tao Yuan looked at his pale face and kept talking, he couldn't laugh or cry for a while, he hugged him horizontally, Song Feilan leaned softly on his shoulder, and whispered: "Tao Yuan, from childhood to adulthood, no one has ever been sick. Served me like this."

"I will serve you in the future." Tao Yuan said, "I will also serve you when you are demented."

"...I don't really miss Alzheimer's." Song Feilan thought for a while, then said softly: "But even if I forget everything with Alzheimer's, I will definitely remember you."

Tao Yuan kissed his forehead again, carried him firmly into the bedroom, put him gently on the bed, and said, "Is it better?"

Song Feilan nodded: "It's much better. It should be because I ate too much. There's nothing wrong with it. I'm sleepy after vomiting."

Tao Yuan smiled, brushed away the soft bangs on his forehead, leaned over to touch his forehead, checked his temperature, and confirmed that he didn't have a fever, then said: "Go to sleep when you're sleepy, and tell me next time you don't feel well." , don’t carry it by yourself.”

Song Feilan was probably really sleepy, he had already closed his eyes, pulled Taoyuan's hand and said, "Come up, hug me to sleep."

Tao Yuan took off his shoes and pulled him into his arms. Song Feilan's soft and long breath sprayed against his neck, making people feel very at ease.

The two of them tossed about half the night, and Tao Yuan woke up at dawn the next morning. He touched Song Feilan's head first, and found that he was sleeping like a pig, so he was relieved.Song Feilan was like an octopus, wrapped around him, and smacked his lips twice, talking in his sleep: "...My husband, kiss..."

"..." Tao Yuan lowered his head and kissed him while laughing.I thought, how does this look like a 28-year-old?Obviously eight years old.

Just as Tao Yuan broke free from his embrace and sat on the side of the bed, Song Feilan also woke up, looked at him with squinted eyes, and asked, "Are you going to work today?"

Tao Yuan hummed and said, "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Song Feilan shook his head and sat up: "It's uncomfortably sleepy."

"You can rest at home, I will come back to cook at noon."

"No." Song Feilan was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes, and he insisted: "I'm going to sleep in the office." While yawning and getting out of bed, he said, "Someday someone will put a bed in my room. We can still take a nap at the company at noon."

It rained intermittently in the middle of the night last night, and there were still some marks on the ground when I went out in the morning.Song Feilan was so sleepy while walking that he was tearful, and said to Tao Yuan: "It's really hard to get old, staying up all night is like being hollowed out."

Tao Yuan laughed at him, and was about to speak, when he heard a very weak cry, his eyes were good, and Song Feilan was still confused, when he saw him stepping into the flower bed of the community with his long legs.

"Husband, this sign says that stepping on the lawn is prohibited." As soon as Song Feilan finished speaking, Tao Yuan had already taken off his coat and put it on the grass, and stood up with something in his pocket. "what?"

"Cats." Tao Yuan wrapped his clothes in one hand, and opened them a little for him to see, there were three kittens lying inside.

"Isn't it not long after birth?" Song Feilan took a look. The kittens were wet, probably from the dew in the grass, and they were half dead. Their eyes hadn't been opened yet, and one of them was motionless, as if they had already no more. "What should I do? Is there an old cat?"

"Probably not, let's get them home first, or they will freeze to death when the old cats come over." Tao Yuan said, "You carry them upstairs first, and I'll go buy milk powder and syringes."

Song Feilan nodded, and saw that he was only wearing a shirt, and said, "You can carry it on, and I'll go buy it, or you can go upstairs and put on some clothes."

"No need, hurry up." Tao Yuan had already trotted away.

Song Feilan had no choice but to put the kittens into his arms with one hand, and reached in with the other hand to touch them, feeling that the bodies of two of them were cold.The heating had been stopped at the end of March. As soon as he got home, he found a shoe box, stuffed a T-shirt and put the kitten in it, then turned on the bathroom heater, and sat on the toilet with his arms around the shoe box. After a while, he was caught Sweating all over from the heat, the cat still didn't move.Mr. Song thought about it, found a warm water bag from the box, filled it with warm water, wrapped it in a T-shirt, asked the kittens to lie on it, and continued to sit on the toilet with his shoebox in his arms to enjoy the comfort of Yuba, like a sculpture. shine.

Tao Yuan trotted all the way back, sweating all the way, carrying a can of milk powder and a few syringes in his hand, wandered around the room, but couldn't find anyone, and shouted: "Where are you?"

"Toilet!" Song Feilan was sweating while sitting on the toilet.

Tao Yuan came in with the milk and saw that he was holding a dynamite bag in his hand, so he couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing here?"

"There is no heating in the room. It's warm here. They're almost freezing to death." Song Feilan glanced inside the shoebox again, and said, "Another one came back to life, and the other one didn't move from head to toe. It probably won't work. You buy Is something coming?"

"Yeah." Tao Yuan said, "Just wait a minute." He ran to the kitchen to make a bowl of milk powder, and sucked two tubes with a needle.

In the bathroom, there was a faint meow of a kitten. Two big men were sitting under the bathroom heater, their whole bodies shone with warm yellow light. One of them was nursing a kitten on his lap. One of them was stronger and licked his tongue. The needle licked loudly, and the other was so weak that it could only swallow slowly and reluctantly.

There was another one lying in the shoe box, which was motionless at first, but at this moment, its body also rose and fell slightly with breathing.