The day I married my boss

When Tao Yuan got home, he found that Song Feilan also looked like he had just returned, carrying a shopping bag from the supermarket, sorting the ingredients into the refrigerator one by one.Tao Yuan then asked, "Did you go to the supermarket this afternoon? Does your butt still hurt? I thought you were going to sleep at home all day."

Song Feilan groaned for a while and said, "It still hurts a bit." Then he asked, "I bought suet, will you endure it?"

"Why do you think of boiling lard? Do you want to eat lard dim sum?" Tao Yuan leaned towards him while taking off his coat, glanced at the ingredients he bought today, saw a large piece of lean beef inside, and asked: "Want to eat steak? Or beef stew? Why did you buy a whole piece and didn't ask the butcher to help you cut it?"

"Uh..." Song Feilan hesitated for a while, and said, "No, I heard that beef can be sterilized, and putting it in the refrigerator can purify the air."

Tao Yuan listened to him as if he was talking in sleep, and said dumbfoundingly: "Have you started to read WeChat Moments? Do you believe in this kind of pseudoscience?"

"..." Song Feilan pursed his lips, not knowing what to say about his successful promotion to 'a family man who believes in pseudoscience', but he really couldn't think of any good excuses, so he had to pretend, "It's not for eating anyway. , don't ask."

Tao Yuan stopped asking him, and looked through the other things he bought: cabbage, potatoes, tomatoes, milk, pork suet, pork ribs, and some fruits.I really couldn't figure out what he was going to do, so I had to say: "Which ones here can be eaten tonight?"

"Except for lard and beef, you can eat everything else." Song Feilan packed up everything, closed the refrigerator door and asked him, "Can you cook lard?"

Tao Yuan thought for a while and said, "I haven't survived it before, but I should be able to try."

"Then cook, I'll help you." Song Feilan happily patted Tao Yuan's butt, then happily turned and went back to the bedroom to change clothes.

Tao Yuan was puzzled, stood in the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door, looked at the suet and beef inside and thought for a long time: Could it be that Song Feilan wants to have fun with him?But what can beef and lard do?

He closed the refrigerator door and followed Song Feilan back to the bedroom. Seeing that Song Feilan was wearing pajamas, he hugged him from behind, put one hand around his buttocks and gently scratched, and asked, "Have you applied the ointment?"

Song Feilan nodded quickly and said, "It's been painted."

"Take off your pants and I'll check."

"..." Song Feilan was thinking that I would have to divorce my husband again in a while, so she turned her head and poked her chin to kiss his mouth, saying, "You have to cook for a while, let's talk about this after dinner." It's okay, okay?"

Tao Yuan was indeed deceived by his flattering gesture, the two kissed each other with their arms around the waist for a while, and then went to the kitchen to cook.

Dinner is scrambled eggs with tomatoes, vinegared cabbage and shredded potatoes with green peppers, all vegetarian dishes.Tao Yuan cut pork suet into small pieces, added water and boiled it on a low fire in the kitchen. Here, Song Feilan resisted while serving the rice: "Where are the ribs? Where are the ribs? Comrade, we haven't reached this stage yet, why are they all vegetarian dishes?" ? It has been a vegetarian dish from noon to now."

"Be vegetarian for two days, and then eat meat after your butt is healed, okay?" Tao Yuan gently persuaded.

"Not good." Song Feilan almost knocked on the bowl.

Tao Yuan looked up at him, held back his smile, and immediately became as ferocious as Lao Cai, an inhuman landlord in the feudal society, and said, "Protesting is invalid."

"..." Song Feilan had no choice but to eat cabbage obediently with his mouth pursed, while thinking: Who am I all because of? !Inhuman tyrant!hegemonism!Fuck I don't even give meat!What about human nature? !

As a result, he had to wash the dishes after dinner.Tao Yuan disposed of the lard on the fire, took out the meat dregs inside and threw it away, then sprinkled some salt on it, and when the temperature of the oil had almost dropped, he took a clean glass container and poured it into it, saying :"alright."

Song Feilan wiped his hands on the rag and said, "Why is it different from the picture? The picture is white and solidified."

"When it cools down and puts it in the refrigerator, it will solidify into white." Tao Yuan explained to him, and then asked, "What are you going to use it for?"

"Don't ask, it's not about murder and arson anyway." Song Feilan thought of something after speaking, and quickly added: "You must not use it for cooking."

Tao Yuan was made more curious by him now, but he didn't ask again.

The two of them did too hard last night, and they definitely can't do it again today.Song Feilan took a shower in the bathroom first, and watched Tao Yuan go in and turn on the faucet, then tiptoed to the kitchen and took the lard jar out of the refrigerator, fearing that one day Tao Yuan would really want to He used it to stir-fry, so he dug out a piece with a clean spoon and wrapped it in plastic wrap and put it on the chopping board. Then he went to fetch the beef and gestured twice with the kitchen knife. Whether it was cut horizontally or vertically, it didn’t feel right. He was distressed. , suddenly heard Tao Yuan's voice: "What are you doing?"

Song Feilan was startled, the kitchen knife almost cut his hand, when he looked up, he saw Tao Yuan was leaning on the kitchen door frame and looking at him with a smile on his face, and said, "Are you going to hold some witchcraft ceremony?"

"...Why did you come out so soon?" Song Feilan looked at Tao Yuan with a troubled face, looking at Tao Yuan's wet hair covered with a towel, and said, "Did you come out after rinsing? You are soaked through." ?"

Tao Yuan burst out laughing: "What exactly do you want to do? Do you want to cut meat? What kind of cuts?" He said and walked over, took the kitchen knife in Song Feilan's hand, and faced the meat on the chopping board with a calm face .

"Cut into a column." He thought for a while, and added, "It's only as thick as your finger."

"It's all cut up? Are you so greedy that you want to make your own meat?" Tao Yuan asked while measuring the width of the meat with the blade of a knife.

"You don't need to finish cutting, just cut one piece." Song Feilan watched his movements and thought to himself: I should have let him do it just now.

Tao Yuan stopped his movements, as if he had thought of something, a very complicated and somewhat secretive smile appeared on his face.

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Song Feilan raised his head innocently and asked him, "Why didn't you cut it?"

"Tell me what you're going to use it for first." Tao Yuan looked at him with a more obvious smile on his face.

Song Feilan's old face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, his eyes wandered away, and he hesitated for a long time without speaking.

Tao Yuan couldn't help throwing the knife to wrap his arms around his waist, hugged him with a smile and kissed him twice, saying, "Why are you so cute?"

Song Feilan said with a look of lovelessness: "Why are you so uncute?"

Tao Yuan just smiled, buried his face in his neck, and took two deep breaths. The fragrance of the shower gel on Song Feilan's body mixed with his own, forming an obsessive smell.Song Feilan was afraid that he would fall, so he put his legs around Tao Yuan's waist, and felt that his chrysanthemums had opened up again, and it was cool and windy.

Tao Yuan glanced at the beef on the cutting board and said, "Are you going to stuff that up your ass?"

"..." Song Feilan pursed his lips and remained silent.

"What about lard?" Tao Yuan asked himself and then answered, "Clean? Lubricate?"

Song Feilan didn't want to talk to him at all, and had an expression of 'well, since you know, you can humiliate me as much as you want'.

Tao Yuan thought he was cute, couldn't stop laughing, and said again: "Why are you so cute?"

"On the Internet, it is said that this is an ancient prescription that can be used to maintain the anus." Song Feilan jumped off him with all his strength, with a willful and persistent expression on his face that if you don't help me, I will do it myself.

"Do you believe in any ancient recipes heard by hearsay? Bacteria are easy to grow in that place, and you put raw meat in it, is it to be used as a culture medium?" Tao Yuan said with a smile: "Tell me honestly, is a university diploma worth buying?" ?”

"...Okay, okay, I'm illiterate and I'm a scumbag." Song Feilan sighed softly, and repacked the beef into a fresh-keeping bag with great disappointment, and disposed of the lard, saying: "Tomorrow, I will eat tomato and beef brisket stew at noon. ?” Fortunately, he just wanted to stuff this thing into his ass.

Tao Yuan laughed again, Song Feilan ignored him, put everything back into the refrigerator, then quickly turned around and ran back to the bedroom, threw himself on the bed and covered himself with a quilt, trying to hide his ears and steal the bell to escape the reality of embarrassment.Tao Yuan followed behind him while laughing, lay sideways beside him, gently tugged twice, and pulled off the quilt covering Song Feilan's head. Seeing his depressed face, he felt that the happiest person in the world The moment is probably now.

Song Feilan looked at him and smiled, still thinking about other things, and asked: "Beef brisket can be used for cooking, what about lard? It's a pity to throw it away after two hours of cooking."

Tao Yuan was always amazed by Song Feilan's ability to focus on key points, but he still cooperated and said: "It can be used as a filling for glutinous rice balls, or as a pastry."

Only then did Song Feilan feel relieved, and said, "Actually, I still really want to try how it feels to use lard oil to lubricate, after all, it is pure natural."

Tao Yuan said, "Then use it instead of lubricating oil next time."

The two hit it off immediately, and Song Feilan said: "But I still want to eat glutinous rice balls."

"Then you can boil another can."

The two chattered nonsense, and Tao Yuan checked the back door that Song Feilan had exaggerated into a marigold before going to bed. Seeing that it was still red and swollen, he applied some medicine for him, and said, "I'll help you when I get up early tomorrow." Paint it once."

Song Feilan nodded while half asleep and half awake, and let him go.

Tao Yuan hugged him sideways, resting his chin on his neck, smelling his body, which was mixed with the childishness that hadn't changed a bit in the past ten years.

Woke up early the next day, the sky was already bright, Song Feilan was still asleep, Tao Yuan guessed that he would cheat and not go to work today, and felt that the current situation was entirely up to him, so he had to turn a blind eye and let him be lazy.Before Tao Yuan got up, he lifted the quilt from his lower body and prepared to apply medicine. Song Feilan felt the cold and immediately curled up his legs. Tao Yuan held his ankle with one hand and applied medicine there with the other.Song Feilan still woke up after all, squinting his eyes and smiling vaguely: "Honey, you look like a pervert now, hahaha."

Tao Yuan became even more perverted when he said that. He poked his ointment-coated finger into it and turned it around. Song Feilan resisted and raised his leg and kicked him. Then he smiled and stood up to help him put on his underwear and cover him with a quilt. .

When Tao Yuan went out to work, Song Feilan slept for a while before getting up, rubbed his eyes and went to the kitchen to drink water, and found an insulated lunch box on the table. When he opened it, there was a steaming bowl of meatball soup inside. It was also garnished with a generous garnish of cilantro and shallots.Immediately, I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth, so I went to call Tao Yuan: "Have you arrived at the office yet?"

Tao Yuan said that, and asked him again: "Are you up?"

"Well, I saw you bought meatball soup." Song Feilan said with a smile.

"What are you going to do today? Do you want to come to the company?"

"Assistant Tao, you just fucked the boss so hard that he couldn't get out of bed, and then exploited me to go to work. This is really inhumane." Song Feilan said while standing in front of the urinal while urinating.

Tao Yuan heard the sound and asked, "Are you going to the bathroom?"

Song Feilan hummed and said, "Do you want to have sex on the phone?"

"..." Tao Yuan originally wanted to say two words of love, but now he choked for a while and didn't know what to say. He thought: I thought I could fuck him that night, but I didn't expect Song Feilan to seal Teddy inside his body. It's only the second day that the old habit of forgetting to eat but not to fight has sprouted.

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Song Feilan started giggling, flushed the toilet after going to the bathroom, and said, "I'm joking with you, do you want to come back for lunch? Or should I deliver it to you?"

Tao Yuan said, "I'll go back to cook at noon, and I'll catch you to come to work with me in the afternoon."

Song Feilan: "..."

The two hung up the phone, Song Feilan was eating meatballs, while looking at the address and phone number of the driver's family members sent by Zhang Daxian on the mobile phone, thinking about how to get there in a while.

However, the traffic burden in this city is too heavy, Song Feilan waited for a few buses that were full of people, and finally had to flag down a taxi.The car stopped a hundred meters away from the destination. The driver said that the front was a dead end and it was difficult to turn around, so Song Feilan paid the fare and got down.

He has lived for 28 years, which is considered a small half of his life, but he has never set foot in such a place.A piece of dilapidated bungalows, like patchwork of gray brick walls that are barely glued together, and the roof is the worst kind of asbestos tiles that are so simple that they can be blown away by a heavy rain.There are also houses that look better, but the goodness is limited. Most of them are huts like temporary work sheds, and even the toilets are shared.

Song Feilan stood there for a while, thinking about the necessity of this visit.He groped and found the house that Zhang Daxian said had clumsy hand-cut paper-cuts on the windows, and found that there was a string of rusty paper hanging on the door that seemed to be picked up from a garbage dump. The wind chimes that have been broken, still make a crisp sound with the breeze blowing from the alley.Song Feilan hesitated for a moment, and knocked lightly on the precariously decorated door in front of him, but no one in the room answered.He went to the window again and wanted to see it. There were curtains hanging inside, but no one was there.

The shiny leather shoes he had polished when he went out were already stained with mud, and the soles were also sticky. He raised his hand and glanced at his watch, it was already eleven o'clock.

This place that can barely be called a residential area seems to be unwilling to pass by even ghosts, only the string of wind chimes occasionally make a few rare rings.Song Feilan frowned, stood by the side of the road and waited for a while, finally heard a hoarse coughing sound nearby, he followed the sound and found an old lady squatting there, the color of her body was almost unidentifiable, and she seemed to be in a mess from somewhere. The tattered cotton clothes I picked up, bent over with difficulty, pulled the woven bag with one hand, and picked up waste in the garbage dump with the other hand.

Seeing that it was very difficult for her to bend down, Song Feilan walked over and asked, "What do you want to pick up?"

The old lady didn't answer, maybe she was a little deaf, but just hooked the drink bottle on the garbage pile with her withered hands covered with age spots.Seeing her intentions, Song Feilan raised his leg and stepped on the garbage pile, and helped her pick up the bottles on it into the woven bag.She took it out again as if disgusted, and poured out the remaining drink in it to reduce the weight in the bag.

Song Feilan smiled, and stopped thinking about asking something, turned his back and took a few RMB from his wallet, and stuffed them quietly into the pocket of the old lady's tattered clothes.

He was walking back when he received a call from Tao Yuan, who asked, "Where did you go? Why aren't you at home?"

Song Feilan said: "I'll tell you later when I get back." He walked along the road and wiped the mud on his feet. It's not easy to take a taxi in the suburbs here. He walked for a long time before he saw a bus stop sign. A rusty station sign hanging on a pole seems to have been abandoned for a long time.Song Feilan was still talking to Tao Yuan: "It will take about 10 minutes, I will use the software to call a car..." As he was talking, he saw a bus coming across the road, stopped for a while, and got off a bus. The girl in the school uniform was as thin as a grasshopper, and the wide school uniform was dangling on her body, as if she could be set up like a kite by tying a string.