Let go of that fisherman and let me come!

#The son was eaten by fish! #

#Where come the big fish! #

#Kuaiai, let me go! #

#Where did the fish come from, and it still has his son's face? #

"Dad, Mom..."

#Fuck, the monster calls me dad/mom! #

#Shit, there is a fish demon who wants to pretend to be my son! #

"That...that's it, I became a fish." Yu Xiao lay on the edge of the fish pond, the fish tail on the lower body was swinging back and forth in the water.His upper body didn't look much different from ordinary humans, except that his lower body turned into a fishtail.

Zhang Adi: Nonsense, her son doesn't have a fish tail!

Yu Dawei, who has many years of fishing experience, looked at his son's round fish tail that suddenly appeared: "Ah Xiao, are you... fat?"

Yu Xiao followed his father's line of sight, and wagged his tail, as if... a little round.The prone position is a bit uncomfortable, and the fish pond is a bit cramped for him, but he wants to take a good soak in the water, and he doesn't want to get out of the water at all.

He didn't say a word, and Zhang Adi immediately slapped Yu Dawei: "My son is so thin that he is like a toothpick, how can he be fat!" The strength of selling fish and moving fish all the year round is not comparable to that of ordinary women. , That is also an iron sand palm, Yu Dawei does not have a gold bell cover, nor does he have an iron cloth shirt, he was almost slapped by his wife into the fish pond, and he was with his son.

Yu Xiao: No, mom, my son is nothing more than a bamboo pole, definitely not a toothpick.

Yu Dawei and Zhang Adi were shocked when the son turned into half a fish.The two of them didn't even know what they were talking about, they chattered for a long time, and finally Yu Xiao almost fell asleep, and came out of a trance.

"Ah Xiao, get up, let's go back to the room and talk about it."

No matter what their own children become, they are still their own children.On this point, Zhang Adi and Yu Dawei have maintained a high degree of unity.

After Yu Xiao returned to human form and cleaned up, the family of three sat cross-legged in unison on the big bed in the two-bedroom room of Yu Dawei and his wife.

As the head of the family, Yu Dawei was the first to ask: "Ah Xiao, you asked someone to build such a fish pond, so you want to move the room downstairs?"

"Ah."

"Then... is the bed too small? Mom sees it's hard for you to turn around in that pond outside. Do you want to build it higher? Are you looking for some ventilation equipment or something? Mom sees that they sell goldfish. There are many kinds of goldfish tanks. What kind of sand, stones, aquatic plants, small ornaments... Oh, yes, and what kind of scavenger, said to be able to eat dirty things... Oh, yes, Mom will give it tomorrow Get a heating rod, if you sleep in the pool, you can’t cover yourself with a quilt, so you won’t catch a cold at night.”

"Mom, I'll just make a bed at home, and it'll be fine if I can lie flat. I'm not that dishonest in my sleep. Don't use the heating rod or anything. I've soaked in the Dragon King Temple and it's fine." Yu Xiao's two legs turned into Without the fish tail, it is actually about the same length as the legs, but with an extra tail fin, it looks much longer.

"Why did you go to the Dragon King Temple to soak in water?" Yu Dawei's expression suddenly became serious.Could his own son not know?A real landlubber.

In the past, there were not as few children in the village as there are now.The children all play together, but no matter how naughty the children are, they will not go to the Dragon King Temple to make trouble.It's not that the bear children are afraid, but that the Dragon King Temple is a cold pool, the water is very cold and deep; in addition to the various legends and stories that have been circulated in the village for an unknown number of years, when the villagers come to that place, there will naturally be a lot of troubles. A feeling of reverence, not even daring to speak out loud.Usually, during the holidays, people in the village would go there to pay respects, and if there was something they couldn't think about, they would go there to talk about it, but usually no one would go there.

Yu Xiao didn't want to hide it from his parents. After all, what happened to him was too bizarre, and he himself didn't know what was going on. After all, his parents had more than ten years of food and knowledge than him.Immediately, he told his parents all about the changes that happened to him, but he just concealed the fact that he slapped a person to death with his tail.

Anyway, he was a fish when he photographed dead people.The law governs people, and it is not against the law for a fish to kill someone, so is it still possible to put handcuffs on a fish?He, he is not afraid!

When Yu Dawei heard that his son was hit on the back of the head with a stick and pushed into the Dragon King Temple, such an honest man immediately stood up from the bed, picked up something, and was about to beat him up: "Fuck that old Yutou, the good son he taught, lied to my son, and tried to kill him! I'm going to kill him now!"

At this time, Yu Dawei's anger grew from his heart to his gallbladder.If it wasn't for the blessing of his son, the Dragon King, where would there be life at this moment? !

Zhang Adi was more angry than Yu Dawei, but she was calmer and grabbed him: "Take a fly swatter, who do you want to kill? Go to the kitchen and get a knife!" She also fell to the ground, her thick arms jerked He patted the bed board, "Go, you go and deal with the old Yutou, my mother will tear up the old Yutou and his wife!"

Yu Xun introduced Yu Xiao to work in City Z. Although the monthly salary is not much and the work is dirty, her son is just an ordinary high school graduate, and the schools in the town are not that good. , it is already very good to have such a job.It was too late for the husband and wife to be grateful to Yu Xun, so they carried some things to Yu Xun's house every now and then.

did not expect……

Yu Xiao hurriedly dragged her parents back: "Mom, it's so late now, let's talk about things tomorrow. I moved all the building materials today, and I'm hungry. Mom, what did you buy?" Food? I saw you carried a lot of bags."

For a mother, nothing is more important than feeding her son well.But it's impossible to let go of the anger in my heart so easily, I can only smolder in my stomach temporarily, waiting for the opportunity for the volcano to erupt!

Yu Xiao thought he had persuaded his parents, so he turned around and went to the kitchen to cook a table of dishes.

Then, Jiang Junya woke up, blocked in the room by Dahei, unable to get out, so she could only open her throat and shout: "Ah Xiao! Ah Xiao, did you hear that? Come and take your dog son away!"

Only then did Yu Dawei and Zhang Adi realize that there was an outsider in the family.The husband and wife looked at each other and asked, "Does your boss know about your becoming a sperm?"

Yu Xiao was dumbfounded when asked: "What is my boss? Besides, I just turned into a half fish, how can I become a spirit!"

"Isn't Mr. Jiang your boss?" The more Zhang Adi thought about it, the more she felt wrong, "If he didn't know that you had become a genius, why did he chase you all the way from City Z?" The distance from City Z is short, but the road is not It's easy to go, and you have to go around several times!

"Huh? Brother Jiang is Brother Jiang. Why is it my boss? I have heard people say that my boss is doing a big job. The place we are in is one of his branches. Besides, if Brother Jiang is really that big Why does my boss drive a Passat?” The colleagues in the factory mentioned that the boss was rich and handsome, with a net worth of billions, so rich that he could live on the moon.

As for Brother Jiang, doesn't he understand?He has been to Jiang Ge's house several times.Brother Jiang lived not far from the aquatic products market, and the community was not bad; but no matter how good it was, it was just a two-bedroom and two-living room, and there was no decoration or splendor in the house.There are no crystal lamps, oil paintings and the like.People are also easy to feed, and there is nothing he doesn't want to eat in all the dishes he cooks.

Could such a person be some kind of big boss?You won't believe even ghosts if you tell me!

When Yu Dawei heard what his son said, he immediately believed it.But he had an intuition: "I don't think the car Mr. Jiang drives is a Passat." He has always wanted to save money to buy a car, and secretly researched a lot of vehicles, such as home delivery, small and medium-sized... ...Passat is already very expensive for him, but he has seen the pictures and feels a bit different.

"Ah! Dahei, don't rush!"

The sound of Jiang Junya and Dahei playing/fighting came from upstairs, and Yu Xiao hurriedly called out: "Dahei, come down!"

After a while, when Jiang Junya came downstairs, Yu Xiao had already started working in the kitchen.He walked in nonchalantly: "What's for dinner?"

Although Dahei likes his father's cooking very much, he just likes his father's cooking. He is not interested in going into the kitchen on a hot day. There is a ceiling fan in the dining room, which blows comfortably.

Jiang Junya can't cook.In his opinion, a small amount or an appropriate amount on the recipe is simply to make things difficult for others!However, he did the job of helping the kitchen very neatly.

"Fish fillets in sour soup." Yu Xiao was deboning the fish.Every family in the village only has one kitchen knife for cooking, and they all use the same knife for cutting vegetables, meat, fruits, and bones.The two palm-sized blades were not clumsy in Yu Xiao's hands at all. The blades slashed along the fish's spine, picked inside, and separated a large bone in a short while.

Then "swish, swish, swish", the two pieces of fish meat turned into moderately thick fish fillets.

The remaining bones were not thrown away. He patted the back of the knife casually and put it in a glass jar: "Get up early tomorrow, let's go to the shrimp pot."

Jiang Junya smiled and said, "Okay."

"By the way, Brother Jiang, what kind of car are you driving? I haven't seen you drive it before." Yu Xiao really didn't understand.But he used to find someone for a meal on weekends.The dormitory is not convenient to open a group, and the big pot meal in the cafeteria is just like that, and it is not served on weekends.He went out to eat twice with Old Heiyu and the others, both drinking and smoking, even if it was shared equally, it was much more expensive than cooking by himself.

After asking Jiang Junya if he didn't mind, he went to the kitchen cheekily.The aquatic product market is nearby, and there is a vegetable market next to it. The two often go out wearing a pair of flip flops, and they don't feel any difference between Jiang Junya and themselves.

"Phaeton. Do you like it?" If he likes it, he will buy another one for Yu Xiao to drive, but it seems that he needs to get a driver's license first?

"Is it expensive?"

"It's not expensive, just over 100 million." After finishing speaking, he fell silent, "Ah Xiao..."

"Brother Jiang, I heard you are my boss?"

Jiang Jun looked at Yu Xiao obediently, and suddenly squatted down and hugged Yu Xiao's thigh: "Ah Xiao, in fact, I am a fish seller, and I came here with Auntie~"