Let go of that fisherman and let me come!

Yu Qi felt that her entire three views had been cracked.

#Male mermaid? #

#Male Mermaid! #

#Male Mermaid! ! ! #

The little girl stood in the water for a long time without feeling cold: "So, why do mermaids have boys?"

Is this the point?

Yu Qi thought about it again, and suddenly became happy again: "My brother is a mermaid, so I am a mermaid too!" Mermaids are all cute girls!

Jiang Junya reached out to lift the little girl out of the water: "Stay well on the shore and don't bother your brother. Your brother has food poisoning, and he is not called a mermaid, but a shark."

Zhang Adi and Yu Dawei were bowing their heads to prepare to worship something, but they didn't pay attention to what the two children were doing.Now when they heard Jiang Junya's voice, they saw that the elder son was soaking in the water and the younger daughter's legs were still wet.

Zhang Adi hurried over quickly, cursing in a low voice: "Die! This water is so cold, you dare to go down as a little girl, what should you do if you have cramps?" The key is that the little girl is not easy to catch the cold, otherwise the big aunt will come Time can hurt to death.But it was hard to say this in front of Jiang Junya, she could only take Yu Qi to wipe her feet while cursing, and then turned to Yu Xiao and said, "Ah Xiao, you too, hurry up and worship!"

"Oh." Yu Xiao replied a little reluctantly, flicked his tail and swam ashore.Staying in the Dragon King Temple is very, very comfortable!

Jiang Junya walked over, gave him a hand, and only let go after his feet touched the ground.In fact, in his heart, he really wants to hug someone, put Yu Xiao on his lap, and wipe his feet clean...

Well, I can only think about it now.

The worship ceremony was very simple, and there was nothing like praying to heaven and earth as Jiang Junya imagined, or drinking blood wine and dancing hula dances.From the beginning to the end, only the Yu family took turns kowtowing to the Dragon King Temple, and then said a few words like "Dragon King bless you".

After the whole family kowtowed, they packed all the things, took them home, put them on the stove, cut them up and ate them.

Jiang Junya: Actually, you just want to have a good meal, right?Fuck it, let go of that piece of pork head!

Yu Qicai ignored him, studying was like going to jail, and whoever ate the food in the school cafeteria would know, the nutrition was balanced, but the taste was not mentioned.Using her brain consumes a lot of calories. At this age, when she is growing up, she can sweep half the table by herself, and stare at her brother cutting watermelon after eating.

A watermelon as long as a wax gourd lay flat on the chopping board, and the little girl carefully gestured in the middle: "Cut along this side, and the half on this side is mine."

Yu Xiao frowned: "No, you can only eat one piece. You have eaten so much just now, and if you eat any more, you will be overwhelmed."

Yu Qi frowned, and retracted her fingers two centimeters: "Then stop here. I can't finish it, so I can eat slowly in the afternoon. Watermelon must be dug and eaten, it's boring to cut into pieces."

Yu Xiao cut it off, then gave a small half to Yu Qi, and cut the remaining half into small pieces. Just after cutting, and before the fruit plate was brought out, she saw Yu Qi squatting in the corner of the kitchen. Half empty: "Stop! You can't eat any more!"

Jiang Junya walked over to bring the fruit plate to the living room, and asked Zhang Adi: "Auntie, do you want to take a driver's license test?"

Yu Dawei ate a mouthful of melon, nodded when he heard the words: "Xiao Jiang is right." In fact, he didn't think there was any need to get a driver's license, but the rich people's ideas are always better than their poor people... well, they are more advanced; Otherwise, how could others have money, but their family has no money?Look at people who can drive Passat by themselves at a young age, and can come to them for vacation.Listen to the words of people who are more capable than yourself, and you can never go wrong.

Zhang Adi raised her hand and slapped him on the back: "You haven't heard what you said clearly, so you said it was good." Turning to Jiang Junya, "Xiao Jiang, look at your aunt at this age, learning to drive or something Isn't it something for young people?"

"How can there be?" Jiang Junya retorted, "Auntie, go to the driving school to see, most of them are retired old men and women who go to learn to drive. How old are you?"

"Huh? What are you going to learn to drive after retirement?"

"After retirement, if you have time, you can go out for a self-driving tour."

The two siblings were squatting in the kitchen, and heard Jiang Junya coaxing her parents into a daze outside.

Yu Qi elbowed her brother: "Brother, where did this guy come from?" She didn't like him last time at the school gate, but she didn't expect this person to stay at their house.

"What kind of stuff? Little girl, please speak more politely!" Yu Yu glared at her, "Is there enough pocket money around me? I will take you to buy reference books later, or should you buy it yourself?"

"No more. If you have money, keep it for yourself. Why don't you buy more reference books and make me some food." Anyway, she is a key student in the eyes of the teacher, and she never lacks exercises. "By the way, I saw you I put the crab paste and shrimp paste in the refrigerator, can I bring a few more bottles with me when I leave tomorrow?"

"Just bring a bottle. It's easy to spoil if you leave it in hot weather. After you finish eating, I'll ask my mother to deliver it to you every day."

"No. Our teachers usually take good care of me. I want to give them something to eat. Brother, can you get some capers or something?"

"How can you give things to the teacher so casually? What does your teacher like, I will go to the city to buy it one day." After a while, he has to remember to measure the girl, and go to the city as well, and buy a few beautiful skirts for her.

"Brother, listen to me, I will give you something to cook and eat. The teachers like it."

"Teachers have eaten?"

"I've eaten." Their teacher is so responsible, she doesn't even miss the meal time, she always follows her and talks to her about various topics. It was poisonous, so she was generous, so she prepared to eat crab paste secretly for a week, and it was gone in one meal.

Her brother had already gone to City Z at that time, and she had nowhere to replenish her food reserves even if she wanted to.Later, two teachers still missed it, and secretly asked her if she wanted to spend money to buy it.

Yu Xiao carefully looked at his sister's serious face, and suddenly said: "You stay in the classroom all day, why are you so dark?!"

Yu Qi looked at her brother's pretty face, rushed over and hit her head furiously: "Ah, ah, you can't be a good brother and sister at all! Why do you, a man, look better than me, a girl? !"

When the people in the hall heard the movement, Jiang Junya wondered, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Adi waved her hand: "Don't pay attention to them. The two brothers and sisters like to fight since they were young, but they actually have a good relationship."

Sure enough, after a while, the two brothers and sisters came out of the kitchen, rushing into the vegetable garden like bandits: "Mom, I'm going to get something, and I'll give something to Aqi's teacher tomorrow."

"It should be. By the way, don't forget about Aqi's roommate."

Jiang Junya quickly stood up: "I'll help too!"

Zhang Adi looked at Jiang Junya, who was running faster than a rabbit, and said with emotion: "Little Jiang, who lives in the city, seems to like to visit vegetable fields."

"Men, not squeamish, it's good." Yu Dawei rubbed his belly, got up and went back to his room to take a nap.It's rare not to go out to sea today, so it's better to have a good rest.As soon as he reached the door of the room, he stopped again and said, "I think the company that Xiao Jiang bought for Ah Xiao is quite reliable. If you really go to get a driver's license, you can help Ah Xiao in the future." ; I don’t know what I can do?”

Zhang Adi sighed: "Let's take a look again. If the company is really established, there will be many places where people can be used in the future. Even if you are just helping Ah Xiao?"

Yu Dawei thought about it, so he stopped being entangled.

Zhang Adi originally wanted to clean the house, but found that the house had been cleaned up by her son long ago, even Dahei had been washed clean, and even her teeth had been brushed.In desperation, I had no choice but to put down the rag and go back to the house to take a nap.

When Yu Xiao and his party returned from the vegetable field, the house was already quiet, except for Dahei, a dog lying on its stomach and sticking its tongue out in the living room.Yu Xiao drove Yu Qi, a guy who could only eat, to sleep, and laid out the things he was going to make.

Yu Qi will go back to school early tomorrow morning.Yu Xiao planned to make more for her, but before turning on the faucet to wash the vegetables, Jiang Junya stopped her.

"Wait, I'm going to get a camera."

"Huh?" Before Yu Xiao could figure out the causal relationship between cooking and the camera, Jiang Junya adjusted the angle of a small camera, and then his appearance appeared on the computer.

"Huh? What's so good about cooking?" Yu Xiao blushed a little.

Jiang Junya looked at it and wanted to go up and kiss her face, but he held back and said solemnly: "This is propaganda. When you do it, explain it."

"How to explain?" Yu Xiao was puzzled, and picked up a cowpea and gestured, "Is this a cowpea?" Seeing Dahei walking over, he stood up and put it on the cooking table, and compared, "This is a cowpea." I smashed it?"

Dahei saw that there was nothing to eat, looked at the dog father with contempt, and went back to the hall to sleep.

Yu Xiao thought that the propaganda Jiang Junya said was just a bluff.Unexpectedly, Jiang Junya would edit and process the video of his cooking, upload it to a certain video website, and even name him a fisherman's brother.

In the big foodie country, food videos have never lacked clicks.especially……

#PO master looks beautiful! #

#PO Master is so handsome! #

#Little brother dare to report the address! #

# Fuck, did you notice that dog?How big is this? #

#The dog is so well raised, its skin is already shiny! #

#Ah ah ah, my brother is so cute, so cute, so cute! #

#Brother's fingers are so beautiful! #

# Am I the only one who noticed my waist? #

#You are not alone#

#You are not two people#

……

#Inexplicably think vest flower shorts look good#

#Inexplicably feel that the plaid apron looks good#

#Inexplicably feel that the dog smashed is very beautiful#

#Inexplicably feel that the little brother is very good-looking#

……

Jiang Junya, who had been refreshing the video after uploading it, felt mixed feelings when she saw the barrage that was so crooked that she didn't know where it went.A video of making capers already has this effect, do you want to upload the second video?