God, I have a love story with you

After being with Bai Youhui, Zhang Yi felt that everything was fine and his life was very happy.

It's just that Bai Youhui doesn't like smoking, because smoking is harmful to health.However, he didn't dare to tell him clearly, for fear that he would get angry.

Zhang Yi was on the night shift and was bored, so he posted a post on the post bar with the title: My wife likes to smoke. Is there a more tactful way to get him to quit smoking?

Content: My wife and I are very harmonious, we hardly quarrel, I love him very much.However, I don't like him smoking. Smoking too much is bad for his health. He has a little cough recently. I want him to go to the hospital for examination, but he said he has a cold.What should I do, how should I persuade him not to smoke, please help me.

There is a heated discussion downstairs:

First floor: The landlord is calm, just smoking a few cigarettes, it’s okay, there are so many people in this world who smoke, it’s not all okay.

Second floor: I personally hate the smell of cigarettes, and I can't accept that my future partner smokes. Even if I smoke, it's best not to do it in front of me!

Third floor: Hehe, a woman who likes to smoke so much, must be fucked.

Zhang Yi immediately became angry, and replied to the third floor: Damn mentally retarded!My wife is a man!

Reply to the original poster: You didn’t make it clear yourself, who knows it’s a man if it’s a wife’s wife’s!

Zhang Yi replied: Get out!

……

When Zhang Yi returned home from the evening shift, Bai Youhui had already gone to work.After being with Zhang Yi, he gave up his idea of ​​being an actor and joined a company as a buyer. He went to work at nine o'clock and left the house on time at eight o'clock.

There was still hot porridge on the table, which was left for him by Bai Youhui.Feeling warm in his heart, Zhang Yi drank all the porridge on the table.

After drinking the porridge, taking a shower, changing clothes, and sleeping on the bed.

I slept until three or four in the afternoon before waking up.

After waking up, start doing housework.Bai Youhui loves to be clean. He changed his sloppy habits and took time out every day to clean the house.

After finishing the housework, Bai Youhui just came home, and he carried a lot of things in his hands.There is tonight's dish, and there is a big durian.

Zhang Yi hurried over to pick it up, "You bought so many things, why didn't you ask me to pick them up."

"Just buy it at the nearby market, not far away."

Zhang Yi weighed the durian in his hand, "This durian is too big, it weighs seven or eight catties."

"Eight catties."

"It's so heavy, the two of us can't finish it."

"It's not for you."

Hearing these words, Zhang Yi was in high spirits, and quickly planted a kiss on the side of Bai Youhui's cheek, "Thank you dear."

Bai Youhui smiled slightly, "In order to let you kneel on the durian, you can kneel on a larger area."

Zhang Yi's expression changed, "Kneel, kneel durian..."

"Ah."

"why?"

"Think about what you did last night."

Zhang Yi patted his chest and said, "I didn't do anything last night! I was on duty last night and stayed in the duty room all the time!"

Bai Youhui folded his arms, "Then what? What did you do in the duty room?"

"I did it..." Zhang Yi thought about it for a while, could it be that post?It was discovered by Bai Youhui.

"Xiao, Xiaobai...you, are you..."

Bai Youhui's eyes were murderous, "So, this durian, do you think you should kneel?"

Zhang Yi was like a deflated balloon, "Yes."

"Then at night, when the durians are blooming, I will automatically kneel for an hour."

Zhang Yi roared in the type, kneeling for an hour, that would definitely be disabled!

Zhang Yi immediately asked for help in the group: Help, Xiaobai asked me to kneel down on the durian!Anyone of you who comes to rescue me will reward a durian, which weighs eight catties!

Gu Jinghan: It can't be saved, take care.

Qin Mo: I don't like durian, and Xiaoxi doesn't like it either. Sorry, it's not attractive.

Xiaoxi on the Cloud: It is estimated that he deserved what he deserved. The people who eat melons said that they only watch the show and don't interfere.

Zhang Yi: You...you are inhuman.

Zhang Yi felt that relying on others is better than relying on himself.He followed into the room, "Xiaobai, I was wrong!"

Bai Youhui raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong?"

"I shouldn't be posting, I shouldn't be telling you not to smoke."

"so what?"

"So, I'll buy you ten packs of cigarettes tomorrow!" After thinking about it, Zhang Yi changed his tone, "However, don't smoke too much. It's not good for your health. You've been coughing recently."

Bai Youhui turned around and tidied up the closet, "Go open the durian."

"Don't, if you have something to say, just say it, I'll just listen to you."

"I bought chicken, and I will eat durian stewed chicken tonight."

"Then, shall I still kneel?"

"Kneel as you like."

"Oh, I like it." Zhang Yi realized that he had said something wrong, and immediately corrected him, "I don't like it, I don't like it."

Zhang Yi put on an apron, opened the durian, wrapped the meat in plastic wrap and kept it in the refrigerator. The durian shell can be used to make chicken soup.

At night, the lights are turned off.

There was a heavy panting sound from the room, and it was shaken by waves.

After calming down his heartbeat, Zhang Yi hugged Bai Youhui and kissed him on the forehead, "Xiaobai, I plan to buy a house."

"How much is your card?"

"Although I don't have much money in my card, I told Jing Han, and he said he can lend me 50. I plan to pay the down payment first, and then make the monthly payment."

"Jing Han's company has just been established, just when they need funds, what will they do if you borrow it?"

"The local tyrants in their family have a lot of money, 50 to [-] yuan."

"No." Bai Youhui said.

"what?"

"Use mine."

"No, you save your money for your own use, and I will take care of buying the house alone."

"Pig." Bai Youhui said: "It costs at least a million dollars to buy a house here, and it will take you more than ten years to afford it without food or drink."

"Well, so I plan to ask Jing Han to borrow 50."

Bai Youhui was displeased, "Have you ever been with Jing Han, or with me?"

"With you."

"That's right." Bai Youhui changed to a more comfortable sleeping position, "I have two 10,000+ deposits, how much do you have?"

"Just, tens of thousands of yuan." He had just paid off the money he had bought the car.

"Work hard, and you can pay the down payment early next year."

"okay."

Zhang Yi found that Bai Youhui stopped smoking these few days, and the ashtray was always clean.Is it because he posted the post and was seen by him, so he stopped smoking?

Zhang Yi felt guilty and bought him a pack of better cigarettes when he came home from get off work.

Bai Youhui said lightly: "Since you have made up your mind to buy a house, you must save money in all aspects."

The implication is that I will not smoke in the future.

Zhang Yi stuffed him with cigarettes, "It's okay, just a pack of cigarettes, there is no need to save."

Bai Youhui gave him a blank look, "Duplicity."

"what?"

Bai Youhui said: "I don't have a big cigarette addiction. If you dare to dangle a cigarette in front of me again, I don't mind buying a bigger durian tomorrow."

Zhang Yi was taken aback, and quickly stuffed the cigarette back into his trouser pocket, "Then, then I won't hang around in front of you anymore."

For the sake of the house, Zhang Yi began to accept some commercial dubbing in the online distribution circle, while Bai Youhui continued to sing in Zhang Yingxia's bar every Monday and Thursday.

He sang there for two years and accumulated a lot of fans who made a special trip to see him. Zhang Yingxia knew that they were going to buy a house, so she added some performance fees to him.

Zhang Yi was waiting for him at the door of the bar at ten o'clock on time. As soon as he came out, Zhang Yi got out of the car and opened the door of the passenger seat.

"Xiaobai, I met a house seller. He said that if I go to buy it, he will give me the lowest price." Zhang Yi discussed with Bai Youhui while driving.

"Which person in real estate is not sharp-tongued. If he says the lowest price, do you believe it?"

"That's quite trustworthy. He was bullied by some scumbags some time ago. I saved him. He always wanted to repay me."

Bai Youhui tilted his head suspiciously, "Male or female?"

"Male." Zhang Yi continued: "He said there is a good introduction, let's go and have a look. Anyway, if the price is not suitable, I won't buy it."

"Ah."

After discussing with Bai Youhui, Zhang Yi made an appointment with the boy who sold the house to see it this Saturday.

The boy who sold the house was only 21 years old, and his name was Jiang Lejia. Dropped out of school at the age of 16, worked in a barber shop for several years, and then turned to real estate.On the day Zhang Yi met him, he was being blackmailed by some fellow villagers. He refused to give money, so they pinned him to the ground and beat him severely.As a policeman, Zhang Yi acted bravely and went forward to deal with the bad guys with three punches and two kicks.

Therefore, Jiang Lejia has been looking for opportunities to repay him.

Jiang Lejia was waiting at the appointed place early on Saturday morning. Zhang Yi brought Bai Youhui to the door, and he came to greet him, "Brother, you are here."

elder brother?Bai Youhui looked at Zhang Yi with strange eyes.

Jiang Lejia's gaze turned to the handsome man next to Zhang Yi, "This is..."

Zhang Yi smiled, "My old... friend." Zhang Yi almost said the word "wife", but thinking that Bai Youhui didn't like that title, he immediately changed his words.

Zhang Yi said, "Where is the house, show us there."

Jiang Lejia warmly stepped forward to hold Zhang Yi's arm, and said, "Come with me."

Looking at the arm held by him, Zhang Yi felt awkward, but he was too embarrassed to pull it out.

Jiang Lejia said as he walked: "This neighborhood is not far from your Public Security Bureau. If you live here in the future, you don't have to travel too far to work. Moreover, the environment for the crew here is very good. It has just been built not long ago, and many public The facilities have not yet been perfected, there is a plan in the lobby downstairs, I will show you later."

"Enen, good." Zhang Yi turned his head to look at Bai Youhui who was following behind with no expression on his face, "Xiaobai, what do you think of this place?"

"General." Bai Youhui said lightly.

Jiang Lejia smiled, "I haven't seen the house yet, but once you see the house, you will know how good it is."

Taking the elevator up to the fifteenth floor, Jiang Lejia took Zhang Yi's arm and introduced to him in a house without any decoration, "This is the living room, which is connected to the balcony, and we can install a push-pull here at that time." The door, the view from the balcony is the best, look, you can see the river view from here, and it’s even more beautiful at night when the neon lights are on.”

"Yes." Zhang Yi nodded.

"This is the master bedroom... and this is the kitchen..."

Jiang Lejia introduced all the rooms, "In this area, the blank houses generally cost [-] to [-] square meters. I will give you the lowest price here, [-]."

Zhang Yi also knows that the houses here start from [-] yuan per square meter, "How many square meters does this house have in total?"

"In total, it's 120 squares."

Zhang Yi nodded, "Oh."

Looking back at Bai Youhui who hadn't expressed his opinion, "Xiaobai, do you think it's okay?"

"The house is very ordinary, and [-] yuan is not cheap, so let's think about it."

Jiang Lejia disdainfully said, "If the price of this room is not considered high-quality and cheap, there is no better one in the vicinity. I saw that my brother was kind to me, so I helped him. Brother ,Am I right?"

Zhang Yi said: "Let's think about it first, and then contact you after thinking about it."

"Alright then, if you need to contact me anytime, I will reserve this house for you for a while."

"it is good."

Driving back, Bai Youhui didn't speak. Zhang Yi said, "Actually, I think the house that Le Jia introduced just now is not bad. It's ventilated, well lit, and has a good view. The price is not bad."

"Do you like it?"

Zhang Yi looked at Bai Youhui's face, and said weakly, "I like it."

Bai Youhui: "I don't like it."

Zhang Yi said, "Then let's look at other things."

In the evening, Zhang Yi went into the bathroom to take a shower, and the phone on the bed rang. Bai Youhui glanced at the message on it: Brother, I still have a pretty good house here. I'll take you to see it next Saturday. You are alone. Come on, don't take that man with you.

Oh, 'that man' refers to him, right?

Zhang Yi took a shower and came out of the bathroom, turned on the hair dryer to dry his hair, and Bai Youhui leaned on the bed and listened to music with earplugs.After blowing his hair, Zhang Yi picked up his phone and looked at the message. He looked up at Bai Youhui, turned around, and replied to the message.

Bai Youhui took off the earplugs and put them on the bedside table, then lay down, "Turn off the lights and go to sleep."

"Oh, good."

Zhang Yi turned off the light, went to the bed and lay down.Bai Youhui was lying on the outside, Zhang Yi's chest was pressed against his back, and his hands were groping around his waist.

"Don't touch it." Bai Youhui said lightly.

Zhang Yi stopped, "Xiaobai, I want it."

"Go and find your little fresh meat."

"Which one?"

"Call your brother that one today."

Zhang Yi hurriedly explained, "No, don't get me wrong, I have nothing to do with him, really, I just saved him, he is grateful to me, I really didn't do anything..." After thinking about it, Zhang Yi suddenly realized , "Xiaobai, are you jealous?"

Bai Youhui lifted the quilt, "Think too much."

"No wonder you've been unhappy today." Zhang Yi thought of Bai Youhui's words and deeds today, and smirked, "It's kind of you to be jealous for me."

"Don't be sentimental."

"Yes, I pretend to be passionate." Zhang Yi was overjoyed, hugged Bai Youhui even tighter, and softened his voice, "My wife."

"Who is your wife?"

"you."

"Zhang Yi, you'd better not push yourself too far."

Zhang Yi refused to listen, and pressed his hands and feet on Bai Youhui's body, "I will only love you in my life."

"Get off."

"No." Zhang Yi hugged him like an octopus, and rubbed his slightly raised head against his. Before Bai Youhui could say another word, he blocked his mouth with his lips.

Bai Youhui panted, unable to get rid of Zhang Yi, who was as strong as a bull, "Zhang Yi."

"exist."

"Tomorrow, I will automatically and consciously go to buy durians!"

"it is good."

The next day, Zhang Yi’s circle of friends posted: Ask: When kneeling durian, what kneeling position can reduce pain?

Gu Jinghan commented: Zhang Yi, is it not good to be alive?

Qin Mo’s comment: You can try to touch the shell of the durian with your lower legs, and support your upper body weight with your heels. The operation is slightly more difficult, and you should be able to succeed after repeated practice.

Tang Yunxi's comment: You can put some anesthetic on your knees.

……

Zhang Yi received a call from Jiang Lejia, "Brother, what do you think about that house? Someone came to look at the house today, and I deliberately led them to bypass that house, just waiting for your reply."

"Sell the house to someone else," Zhang Yi said.

"That house is really nice, I won't lie to you."

Zhang Yi: "I know, but my wife doesn't like it."

"Lover? Brother, are you married?"

Zhang Yi: "Not married, the one who went to see the house with me last time is my lover."

Jiang Lejia was a little disappointed, "Oh, so that's the case, forget it."

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