I had to save the world to support my family
Chapter 79 The Blind Date Fantasy
As soon as Gui's words came out, Novia felt the excitement coming from the red cherry knife.
"He" didn't know how to hide it at all, and looked full of expectations.
That person Zhan Sizang once said that Hongying transmits data through chips, and they are integrated.So can the vibrating prototype in the hand also feel the things that happened to the replica?
She sheathed the spiritual demon sword in the shape of a Taidao, held it in her arms, and bowed her head solemnly to Gui Xiaotaro in thanks.
"I'll take care of him!"
At the end, he added two more sentences.
"Although you didn't have any demeanor when you appeared on the stage before, and you were off-line when you sent Wanshiwu to support you, but today, I really felt the general demeanor of the soul leader of the barbarians!!"
...So only by giving you a gift that suits your heart, will my image become more positive?
The corner of Gui Xiaotaro's mouth twitched slightly, almost holding back internal injuries: "No, you're welcome."
The black-haired girl on the opposite side was full of emotion. If it wasn't for the clothes and the knife in one hand, she would have rushed over to hold his hands and shake them vigorously, expressing her excitement more realistically—Gui backed away calmly, just trying to find an excuse After running away smoothly, she heard a sudden "Huh".
It seems to have calmed down a lot, and my standing posture has returned to normal.
He looked around: "What happened?"
"Please don't mind."
The mysterious witch stared at a certain point in the void, with a gentle smile and a relaxed expression, as if greeting an old acquaintance here who was invisible to others.
"It's just that a friend finally woke up and told me just now... I wasn't ready at the moment, please forgive me for my gaffe."
Gui and Yinshi followed her gaze to look at the past - only the light red glow of the setting sun, and the flying dust floating in the mid-air.
The hairy leader of the barbarians gave a dry cough and made up his mind to leave immediately.Before he could make a sound, he saw a beautiful golden lotus flower growing out of the soil in an instant. The winding stems tightly entangled the White Yaksha who had fled to the door, tripping him to the ground mercilessly. Quickly dragged back.
A Yin, who was so afraid of ghosts that his brain was trembling, let out a horrible howl, and clawed ten thin grooves on the ground with his fingers.
"It's scary! It's going to be eaten!! In fact, my blood sugar is too high and eating it is not good for my health. Lord Ghost, look at the wig over there! Thin skin, tender flesh and strong body, it must be very suitable Your Taste!!!”
Gui Xiaotaro, who felt pity for a moment just now, turned his head indifferently, and didn't even look at the showman anymore.
"You seem to have something to say with Yinshi, so I won't bother you."
"I will remember the friendship of gifting the knife, and thank you again for your generosity. In the first phase, the candlestick will be cut, and give Mr. Gui a ride for me."
Novia thanked again, greeted Fu Sangshen to see off the guest, then squatted down, and couldn't help poking Sakata Gintoki, who was pretending to be dead, with Hongying's scabbard.
"I do need to have a good talk with this guy."
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Hi, my dear host!Although they couldn't provide the coordinates when upgrading, you still found the target "Sakata Gintoki" so quickly, it's really you~Sahuahua! 】
Novia pressed the trembling Ah Yin across from the coffee table, and told him earnestly that she had no malice and that there were no ghosts in the world.After drinking the strawberry milk that A Miao threw over, he relaxed a lot. He slumped on the tatami mat, and with great difficulty he let out a trembling breath, as if he had finally come back to life.
[Here, this is the netizen you want to meet. 】
The system pretended to be humming twice, and communicated with the opposite channel on the channel she couldn't hear. For some reason, it suddenly vented its anger and anger, and seemed very dissatisfied with this exchange.
[It only said that this guy is a responsible and good man. In the photo sent, he can still see his serious face...but!He didn't mention in advance that he was poor and delinquent in rent arrears, addicted to sweets and had high blood sugar, and was lazy like an uncle who was about to enter the grave! ! - cheated, I was cheated! 】
"Huh?" Novia repeated subconsciously, "Arrears of rent?"
Yin Shi, who was on the opposite side, was stabbed in the fatal spot and jumped up.
"It's only three months old! Ah Yin, I have two people who eat nothing and a dog. Can't you children understand the hard work of your mother? It's only three months, I've worked hard, okay?"
"Ah, I'm sorry, I completely understand." The same impoverished man with many mouths felt sympathetic, picked up a bottle of strawberry milk, inserted a straw and handed it to the angry Yinsang, "Although my side I don’t need to pay the rent for the time being, but the landlord comes to my door every now and then to coerce me to hand over my family education, it’s really..."
"Especially at the end of the month when I can't get the commission, and the money I saved before is spent again, and I can only eat a bunch of pumpkins that the old woman used as commission. Stir-fried pumpkins, boiled pumpkins, and steamed pumpkins, I feel like I'm about to become a pumpkin..."
"Well, who said it wasn't. Candlestick cut has always wanted to grow some beans, vegetables, etc. in the backyard. If it is self-sufficient, it can also reduce the burden on the family. But seeds and fertilizers are a lot of money, and the funds are not rich. time, we can only procrastinate indefinitely..."
The two sighed at the same time, and the air was full of poverty.After a short silence, the two poor ghosts showed their eyes at the same time, holding each other's hands with the excitement of "finally found the organization".
"Fellows, fellows!"
"In order to maintain her appearance, the eldest lady who has fallen into poverty has to cut down on food and clothing—I understand, I understand everything!"
...You know what a fart!
The frantic system turned on the microphone crazily: [Screw it, let it go!How dare you hold the hand of a young girl for so long, you idiot, do you deserve it!You do not deserve! 】
Then it changed its style of painting, sobbing sadly and persuading its silly host, trying to let her know the cruelty of reality.
[Calm down, although it is good to have a common language, but think about it carefully, it is too sad that the common language is "poor"! ! !Love without material support cannot go on, Novi sauce! 】
……love?
What did she do, this little hot chick with a head full of yellow trash can make up love?
But now that this is said, the handshake full of companionship seems to have suddenly changed its taste, and it can't go on no matter what.She withdrew her hand embarrassingly, and changed the subject with a haha.
"Speaking of which, Yinsang has also reached the age of starting a family and starting a business. Do you have a favorite marriage partner?"
This kind of elder-like zealous care can always prove her innocence.On the opposite side is a salted fish and social animal who looks nearly thirty years old. A man at this age must always worry about his emotional life. Even if he has no one he likes for a while, he will fantasize about getting married and starting a family with his female subordinate or weather forecaster sister—well, say Maybe the wedding is on the agenda!
Sakata Gintoki suffered another knowing blow, raised his lifeless fish eyes, and stared at the hollow ceiling.
"Then what, 24 years old is the golden period for a man's career to rise. Don't talk about getting married, you shouldn't even have a serious relationship... you shouldn't..."
His breath became more and more depressed, his head lowered lower and lower, and finally hit the table with a "slap".
"...not even once ah woo woo woo woo—!"
Clam, 24! ? ?
What's the matter if I haven't talked about love, I haven't talked about it either, Kouheng.Compared to this, it is surprising that you are only 24!
The young man was lying on the coffee table cosplaying mushrooms, Novia stared at the white hair, carefully observed his face in the memory.
If you ignore the lingering laziness like the vicissitudes of an old man, turn your nonchalant expression a little more serious, then narrow the distance between the brows and eyes, and add a sharp cold light to the sloppy dead fish eyes, and finally wear only One sleeve of haori is replaced by a high-end formal dress——
Hey, what a handsome young talent.
——But it’s simply a change of person, is it true that Sakata Gintoki’s soul is in those parts that she just transformed?
As soon as she thought about this, she heard a groundhog scream from the system: [Hair, why don't you change your hair! 】
[His hair has lost points so much and you still don't change it. It turns out that you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are also white-haired! 】
[Hey, I have seen through you, first Komaeda Nagito, then Sakata Gintoki, there must be more victims behind——Sure enough!You just have a deep and unforgettable love for that scumbag Bai Lan, and love is hard to express, so you secretly hurt a lot of Bai Mao to act as a stand-in uh woo woo woo—]
Novia's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and she slapped the table hard, showing the momentum of Ansai's waist.The palm of her hand went numb at the sound, and her whole body was stimulated by this slander so that she jumped up directly.
"Fart!!! I didn't—"
The silver hair on the opposite side looked at her in a daze, with a demented look whose soul was blown away by the roar.
It was only then that she realized that she was yelling out of composure, and Novia used her rationality to smother the swear words in her throat, wishing she could find a crack in the ground against her cheeks that were gradually heating up.
The system kills me! ! !
How about giving him a forgetful one!Safe, quick and without sequelae, let your black history dissipate invisibly!
Novia involuntarily slipped the magic wand in the sleeve into the palm of her hand, just at this moment, the sound of Fu Sangshen approaching at a high speed came from outside the room, followed by anxious shouts.
"What's wrong, Lord?!"
... What else could she do, she only had time to put her wand back before the door was kicked open in the next second, and asked angrily at the innocent knife-fighter from the bottom of her heart: Your outstanding maneuver value is used by you to stop the lord Eliminate black history, you Hasebe who doesn't understand people's hearts!
Press cut Hasebe: ?
With one hand on the handle of the knife, he cautiously looked around the calm room.After finding that there didn't seem to be any conflicts, and the Lord didn't have any missing arms or legs, Fu Sangshen breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the annoying guy who concealed his name and cheated money from the god judge, with a blunt expression on his face, "No I'm really sorry that I killed you."
"You fellow, have you offended the Lord?"
"calm down!"
Novia covered her face, not daring to look at the natural drama of Dou E's injustice on the other side, so she could only calm down Da Dao with all her strength, "It's none of his business, it's all my fault, I accidentally got too excited It's—!"
Press cut Hasebe stood where he was, looking at her flushed face through his fingers.
That look.
That scorching eyes that didn't dare to stay, erratic and jumpy.
He fell silent suddenly, even his lips trembled slightly.But the short-term gaffe was quickly covered up, Fu Sangshen lowered his head, still submissive as usual, and retreated silently.
Novia watched him leave quietly, smelling something wrong from the subtleties.Just now she thought that Sakata Yinshi might splatter blood on the spot, but in the end, the master controller HSB just exposed the matter lightly?
strangeness.
But for the current situation, it is a good thing for the time being. She pulled Yin Shi, who was wronged and deformed, from under the coffee table, and patted the dirt on his knees: "I'm really sorry, it was an accident just now."
The latter squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, peeking left and right from time to time, with a rather wretched image.
"...Is he still here?"
"You mean Hasebe?" Novia scratched her head, but answered honestly, "Let's go, you don't have to be so scared."
Yinsang shook her head crazily: "No, no, I'm not talking about him, but your friend that no one else can see."
"I obviously didn't talk to you just now, but you suddenly yelled so loudly—assuming you are in a normal state, it must be your friend who said something inappropriate for children, right?"
"...Don't worry," Novia said with a wooden face, "I've already beaten him to death."
"Because of being cheap?"
"Because of being cheap."
Yinshi, who was covered in cold sweat, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, muttering, "Women are really cruel, stingy, vengeful creatures", while slapping their buttocks to stand up from the floor, all they wanted was to go home quickly.
"You commissioned someone to find someone before, but today you left me here on purpose. What's the matter? Ah Yin is hungry, and there are still uneasy children at home waiting for mom to come home for dinner. If you have anything to do, tell me quickly."
Just... see netizens.Isn't this the end?
Although it was only after they met that they found out that the system's matchmaker was not dead, and they cheated him hard, but after all, there were no serious consequences.As for Yinsang, although she's a little off-line, it's okay to be friends.
So Novia saw off the guest confidently: "No more, everything that should be done is done. You are in a hurry to go home, right? Then I won't keep you, let's go!"?
A bold black question mark appeared above Ah Yin's head.
He tentatively moved two steps towards the door: "I'm leaving? Am I really leaving?"
Novia had already picked up the change of clothes and Hong Ying, and rushed out of the living room in three steps in two steps, leaving him behind without hesitation.
"Yakuken, I'm coming to take a bath—! Ah, have you already taken a shower, have you not? Please boil some hot water for me, thank you!"
Sakata Gintoki, who was standing alone at the door, shook his head, confirming that the young lady had really lost interest in him, and was immediately puzzled.
Weren't you still very eager when you entrusted Wanshiwu to find people before?The deposit alone paid a large sum, and I came here every few days to inquire about the progress, which was too serious.Why did you throw Ah Yin away like an empty milk package after meeting each other now?
Just a puzzle of the century.
With his head full of question marks, he went back to Wanshiwu. In the evening, he dined with two buddies and Granny Dengshi, and they ate sukiyaki.Even the deep-fried tofu, which was full of soup, could not divert Ah Yin's attention. His absent-minded appearance quickly aroused everyone's curiosity.
"I'm not active in eating, and I have a problem with my thinking." Dengshi's mother-in-law picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes for him for the first time, and followed her warmly and aggressively.
Kagura was chewing shiitake mushrooms beside him, and betrayed his companion's privacy inarticulately: "I know Aru! The wig came to him this afternoon, and the two of them discussed sending 'Red Sakura' to that witch, and I heard it all. Lu!"
"Miko—"
Granny Dengshi dragged her tongue on purpose, and a bright light flashed in her cloudy eyes, "Yinshi, I'm afraid that witch cast some curse on you, right?"
Kagura and Xin Baji sneered at the same time, rolled their eyes to the sky: "How is it possible, no one has such unique taste!"
"It's so loud, you guys..."
The person concerned finally retorted feebly, not even thinking of retorting.After all the enoki mushrooms in the pot were taken away, Xin Baji picked up a plate of kelp knots and poured them into the boiling soup. Sakata Gintoki heaved a long sigh and finally decided to turn to the wisdom of the crowd.
"You all know what she commissioned before, right? But after meeting today..."
The hot pot was bubbling, and he described what happened at the Shimura Dojo this afternoon vividly and eloquently, including details such as the girl opposite blushing, raising her hand, and blinking her eyes.
The ignorant Kagura was still happily picking up vegetables and eating, and even happier—because for some reason, Xin Baji and Grandma Dengshi, who were also the main force of eating, stopped their chopsticks and stared at Ayin dumbfounded.
"You said she..."
"After seeing you..."
"Just leave?"
Yinshi nodded in confusion: "Yes, yes, I have already done what I said should be done. Grandma, do you think it's strange for her to behave like this? I haven't even asked her for mental damages—"
Deng Shi got angry when he heard the words, and slammed his chopsticks on his forehead: "You idiot!"
"Huh? Even the elders can't insult Ah Yin's IQ for no reason. I'm about to cry. Let me cry for you!"
"This is the sadness of a man who hasn't been in love for 24 years." Xin Ba Tuo Tuo's eyes, two white lights reflected on the lens, looked like a school student detective who was solving a case, "Grandma, with this sympathy, told Let him answer!"
"—that girl, she wants to marry you!!!"
After being stunned by the roar of the soul, for the next half an hour, Sakata Gintoki, who kept his (°Д°) expression, listened to the two people on the opposite side singing together, telling a poignant love story. The hero in the story It seems to be the same as my own name.
【Long, long ago, there was a lovely innocent girl. At the age of a flower, the elders betrothed her to a boy of the same age. 】
【"You will come and marry me when you grow up!"They thought that the two of them would continue to get along like this forever, but the spaceship of the Celestial Man arrived, and the massive war kicked off—]
[They were separated in the flames of war.The girl lost her parents, struggling to support the facade of the family alone, anxiously looking for her fiancé who has never been heard from, and even learning witchcraft for this purpose.Time has changed, she no longer remembers his appearance, only his name. 】
【"Sakata Gintoki."】
[Finally found the person who made the promise back then, but he...had already forgotten her. 】
[In order to deceive her remaining family property, she even did not hesitate to conceal her name——became such a shameful adult. 】
【She forcefully concealed her disappointment, and asked him with her almost broken girlish heart: Do you have a marriage contract with the person you like?But the man failed to understand what she meant, and was even frightened by the shikigami she deliberately summoned, and only wanted to leave her. 】
[The girl who saw the truth fell silent. 】
[So, when the man asked her "what's the matter with me", she just smiled——]
【"No more. Everything that should be done has been done."】
After listening to the story, Sakata Gintoki... Sakata Gintoki was filled with righteous indignation: "What kind of peerless scumbag is this, who happens to have the same name as me! Bring me the address, I'm going to take his dog's head tonight!!"
Then he was hit on the head by Xin Baji, Kagura and Granny Dengshi together.
"What time is it and you are still in the mood to play tricks, you don't really realize why we are telling this story?!"
"Ayin is an idiot, Alu," even Kagura stopped eating hot pot, wiped his tears while immersed in the aftertaste of the story, and nodded in agreement, "Poor sir! Just leave it at that, you are not worthy of him at all! "
"Hey, what did you guys misunderstand!? The truth of the matter is probably not like that at all... right?"
Xin Baji hit him with a famous line that shook Ah Yin's beliefs: "'Exclude all the impossible, and what remains, no matter how unbelievable, must be the truth'! Think about it carefully, Yinsang, Why do people spend huge sums of money to find you? Why do you want to be married right away?"
The trembling Yinshi opened his mouth, but was speechless.Granny Dengshi was smoking a pipe beside her, and suddenly slapped her thigh, bringing the matter to an end.
"Although it's a little heartless for you to lie to other girls, but there is no way, I have to think about the marriage of the younger generation. Yin Shi, listen to what my mother-in-law said, if you don't seize this opportunity, you may never get married in this life !!"? ? ?
A Yin, who was suddenly packaged by his family and desperately trying to sell it outside, became even more confused.
But having said that... what my mother-in-law said seemed to make sense...
She originally wanted to marry me? ? ?
She wanted to marry me! ! !
Accompanied by the heat that crept up his cheeks belatedly, he drank the sake handed over by his mother-in-law without appetite, glass after glass.
"It's very late today, go and apologize to him tomorrow, at least to save the impression."
"Even if it's just pretending, just put on a good attitude and don't make any fools, do you understand?"
The cool wine slipped into his mouth, and he tried to remember every sentence of those exhortations, and responded to one or two from time to time.The night was getting darker, the banquet was over, and everyone else had fallen asleep, but the heat of the wine still enveloped him, mixed with some sweet and sour thoughts like broken sugar, which made him think of the cold wind blowing on the roof.
——But in the end, why did he involuntarily run to the dojo of A Miao's family?
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"He" didn't know how to hide it at all, and looked full of expectations.
That person Zhan Sizang once said that Hongying transmits data through chips, and they are integrated.So can the vibrating prototype in the hand also feel the things that happened to the replica?
She sheathed the spiritual demon sword in the shape of a Taidao, held it in her arms, and bowed her head solemnly to Gui Xiaotaro in thanks.
"I'll take care of him!"
At the end, he added two more sentences.
"Although you didn't have any demeanor when you appeared on the stage before, and you were off-line when you sent Wanshiwu to support you, but today, I really felt the general demeanor of the soul leader of the barbarians!!"
...So only by giving you a gift that suits your heart, will my image become more positive?
The corner of Gui Xiaotaro's mouth twitched slightly, almost holding back internal injuries: "No, you're welcome."
The black-haired girl on the opposite side was full of emotion. If it wasn't for the clothes and the knife in one hand, she would have rushed over to hold his hands and shake them vigorously, expressing her excitement more realistically—Gui backed away calmly, just trying to find an excuse After running away smoothly, she heard a sudden "Huh".
It seems to have calmed down a lot, and my standing posture has returned to normal.
He looked around: "What happened?"
"Please don't mind."
The mysterious witch stared at a certain point in the void, with a gentle smile and a relaxed expression, as if greeting an old acquaintance here who was invisible to others.
"It's just that a friend finally woke up and told me just now... I wasn't ready at the moment, please forgive me for my gaffe."
Gui and Yinshi followed her gaze to look at the past - only the light red glow of the setting sun, and the flying dust floating in the mid-air.
The hairy leader of the barbarians gave a dry cough and made up his mind to leave immediately.Before he could make a sound, he saw a beautiful golden lotus flower growing out of the soil in an instant. The winding stems tightly entangled the White Yaksha who had fled to the door, tripping him to the ground mercilessly. Quickly dragged back.
A Yin, who was so afraid of ghosts that his brain was trembling, let out a horrible howl, and clawed ten thin grooves on the ground with his fingers.
"It's scary! It's going to be eaten!! In fact, my blood sugar is too high and eating it is not good for my health. Lord Ghost, look at the wig over there! Thin skin, tender flesh and strong body, it must be very suitable Your Taste!!!”
Gui Xiaotaro, who felt pity for a moment just now, turned his head indifferently, and didn't even look at the showman anymore.
"You seem to have something to say with Yinshi, so I won't bother you."
"I will remember the friendship of gifting the knife, and thank you again for your generosity. In the first phase, the candlestick will be cut, and give Mr. Gui a ride for me."
Novia thanked again, greeted Fu Sangshen to see off the guest, then squatted down, and couldn't help poking Sakata Gintoki, who was pretending to be dead, with Hongying's scabbard.
"I do need to have a good talk with this guy."
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Hi, my dear host!Although they couldn't provide the coordinates when upgrading, you still found the target "Sakata Gintoki" so quickly, it's really you~Sahuahua! 】
Novia pressed the trembling Ah Yin across from the coffee table, and told him earnestly that she had no malice and that there were no ghosts in the world.After drinking the strawberry milk that A Miao threw over, he relaxed a lot. He slumped on the tatami mat, and with great difficulty he let out a trembling breath, as if he had finally come back to life.
[Here, this is the netizen you want to meet. 】
The system pretended to be humming twice, and communicated with the opposite channel on the channel she couldn't hear. For some reason, it suddenly vented its anger and anger, and seemed very dissatisfied with this exchange.
[It only said that this guy is a responsible and good man. In the photo sent, he can still see his serious face...but!He didn't mention in advance that he was poor and delinquent in rent arrears, addicted to sweets and had high blood sugar, and was lazy like an uncle who was about to enter the grave! ! - cheated, I was cheated! 】
"Huh?" Novia repeated subconsciously, "Arrears of rent?"
Yin Shi, who was on the opposite side, was stabbed in the fatal spot and jumped up.
"It's only three months old! Ah Yin, I have two people who eat nothing and a dog. Can't you children understand the hard work of your mother? It's only three months, I've worked hard, okay?"
"Ah, I'm sorry, I completely understand." The same impoverished man with many mouths felt sympathetic, picked up a bottle of strawberry milk, inserted a straw and handed it to the angry Yinsang, "Although my side I don’t need to pay the rent for the time being, but the landlord comes to my door every now and then to coerce me to hand over my family education, it’s really..."
"Especially at the end of the month when I can't get the commission, and the money I saved before is spent again, and I can only eat a bunch of pumpkins that the old woman used as commission. Stir-fried pumpkins, boiled pumpkins, and steamed pumpkins, I feel like I'm about to become a pumpkin..."
"Well, who said it wasn't. Candlestick cut has always wanted to grow some beans, vegetables, etc. in the backyard. If it is self-sufficient, it can also reduce the burden on the family. But seeds and fertilizers are a lot of money, and the funds are not rich. time, we can only procrastinate indefinitely..."
The two sighed at the same time, and the air was full of poverty.After a short silence, the two poor ghosts showed their eyes at the same time, holding each other's hands with the excitement of "finally found the organization".
"Fellows, fellows!"
"In order to maintain her appearance, the eldest lady who has fallen into poverty has to cut down on food and clothing—I understand, I understand everything!"
...You know what a fart!
The frantic system turned on the microphone crazily: [Screw it, let it go!How dare you hold the hand of a young girl for so long, you idiot, do you deserve it!You do not deserve! 】
Then it changed its style of painting, sobbing sadly and persuading its silly host, trying to let her know the cruelty of reality.
[Calm down, although it is good to have a common language, but think about it carefully, it is too sad that the common language is "poor"! ! !Love without material support cannot go on, Novi sauce! 】
……love?
What did she do, this little hot chick with a head full of yellow trash can make up love?
But now that this is said, the handshake full of companionship seems to have suddenly changed its taste, and it can't go on no matter what.She withdrew her hand embarrassingly, and changed the subject with a haha.
"Speaking of which, Yinsang has also reached the age of starting a family and starting a business. Do you have a favorite marriage partner?"
This kind of elder-like zealous care can always prove her innocence.On the opposite side is a salted fish and social animal who looks nearly thirty years old. A man at this age must always worry about his emotional life. Even if he has no one he likes for a while, he will fantasize about getting married and starting a family with his female subordinate or weather forecaster sister—well, say Maybe the wedding is on the agenda!
Sakata Gintoki suffered another knowing blow, raised his lifeless fish eyes, and stared at the hollow ceiling.
"Then what, 24 years old is the golden period for a man's career to rise. Don't talk about getting married, you shouldn't even have a serious relationship... you shouldn't..."
His breath became more and more depressed, his head lowered lower and lower, and finally hit the table with a "slap".
"...not even once ah woo woo woo woo—!"
Clam, 24! ? ?
What's the matter if I haven't talked about love, I haven't talked about it either, Kouheng.Compared to this, it is surprising that you are only 24!
The young man was lying on the coffee table cosplaying mushrooms, Novia stared at the white hair, carefully observed his face in the memory.
If you ignore the lingering laziness like the vicissitudes of an old man, turn your nonchalant expression a little more serious, then narrow the distance between the brows and eyes, and add a sharp cold light to the sloppy dead fish eyes, and finally wear only One sleeve of haori is replaced by a high-end formal dress——
Hey, what a handsome young talent.
——But it’s simply a change of person, is it true that Sakata Gintoki’s soul is in those parts that she just transformed?
As soon as she thought about this, she heard a groundhog scream from the system: [Hair, why don't you change your hair! 】
[His hair has lost points so much and you still don't change it. It turns out that you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are also white-haired! 】
[Hey, I have seen through you, first Komaeda Nagito, then Sakata Gintoki, there must be more victims behind——Sure enough!You just have a deep and unforgettable love for that scumbag Bai Lan, and love is hard to express, so you secretly hurt a lot of Bai Mao to act as a stand-in uh woo woo woo—]
Novia's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and she slapped the table hard, showing the momentum of Ansai's waist.The palm of her hand went numb at the sound, and her whole body was stimulated by this slander so that she jumped up directly.
"Fart!!! I didn't—"
The silver hair on the opposite side looked at her in a daze, with a demented look whose soul was blown away by the roar.
It was only then that she realized that she was yelling out of composure, and Novia used her rationality to smother the swear words in her throat, wishing she could find a crack in the ground against her cheeks that were gradually heating up.
The system kills me! ! !
How about giving him a forgetful one!Safe, quick and without sequelae, let your black history dissipate invisibly!
Novia involuntarily slipped the magic wand in the sleeve into the palm of her hand, just at this moment, the sound of Fu Sangshen approaching at a high speed came from outside the room, followed by anxious shouts.
"What's wrong, Lord?!"
... What else could she do, she only had time to put her wand back before the door was kicked open in the next second, and asked angrily at the innocent knife-fighter from the bottom of her heart: Your outstanding maneuver value is used by you to stop the lord Eliminate black history, you Hasebe who doesn't understand people's hearts!
Press cut Hasebe: ?
With one hand on the handle of the knife, he cautiously looked around the calm room.After finding that there didn't seem to be any conflicts, and the Lord didn't have any missing arms or legs, Fu Sangshen breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the annoying guy who concealed his name and cheated money from the god judge, with a blunt expression on his face, "No I'm really sorry that I killed you."
"You fellow, have you offended the Lord?"
"calm down!"
Novia covered her face, not daring to look at the natural drama of Dou E's injustice on the other side, so she could only calm down Da Dao with all her strength, "It's none of his business, it's all my fault, I accidentally got too excited It's—!"
Press cut Hasebe stood where he was, looking at her flushed face through his fingers.
That look.
That scorching eyes that didn't dare to stay, erratic and jumpy.
He fell silent suddenly, even his lips trembled slightly.But the short-term gaffe was quickly covered up, Fu Sangshen lowered his head, still submissive as usual, and retreated silently.
Novia watched him leave quietly, smelling something wrong from the subtleties.Just now she thought that Sakata Yinshi might splatter blood on the spot, but in the end, the master controller HSB just exposed the matter lightly?
strangeness.
But for the current situation, it is a good thing for the time being. She pulled Yin Shi, who was wronged and deformed, from under the coffee table, and patted the dirt on his knees: "I'm really sorry, it was an accident just now."
The latter squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, peeking left and right from time to time, with a rather wretched image.
"...Is he still here?"
"You mean Hasebe?" Novia scratched her head, but answered honestly, "Let's go, you don't have to be so scared."
Yinsang shook her head crazily: "No, no, I'm not talking about him, but your friend that no one else can see."
"I obviously didn't talk to you just now, but you suddenly yelled so loudly—assuming you are in a normal state, it must be your friend who said something inappropriate for children, right?"
"...Don't worry," Novia said with a wooden face, "I've already beaten him to death."
"Because of being cheap?"
"Because of being cheap."
Yinshi, who was covered in cold sweat, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, muttering, "Women are really cruel, stingy, vengeful creatures", while slapping their buttocks to stand up from the floor, all they wanted was to go home quickly.
"You commissioned someone to find someone before, but today you left me here on purpose. What's the matter? Ah Yin is hungry, and there are still uneasy children at home waiting for mom to come home for dinner. If you have anything to do, tell me quickly."
Just... see netizens.Isn't this the end?
Although it was only after they met that they found out that the system's matchmaker was not dead, and they cheated him hard, but after all, there were no serious consequences.As for Yinsang, although she's a little off-line, it's okay to be friends.
So Novia saw off the guest confidently: "No more, everything that should be done is done. You are in a hurry to go home, right? Then I won't keep you, let's go!"?
A bold black question mark appeared above Ah Yin's head.
He tentatively moved two steps towards the door: "I'm leaving? Am I really leaving?"
Novia had already picked up the change of clothes and Hong Ying, and rushed out of the living room in three steps in two steps, leaving him behind without hesitation.
"Yakuken, I'm coming to take a bath—! Ah, have you already taken a shower, have you not? Please boil some hot water for me, thank you!"
Sakata Gintoki, who was standing alone at the door, shook his head, confirming that the young lady had really lost interest in him, and was immediately puzzled.
Weren't you still very eager when you entrusted Wanshiwu to find people before?The deposit alone paid a large sum, and I came here every few days to inquire about the progress, which was too serious.Why did you throw Ah Yin away like an empty milk package after meeting each other now?
Just a puzzle of the century.
With his head full of question marks, he went back to Wanshiwu. In the evening, he dined with two buddies and Granny Dengshi, and they ate sukiyaki.Even the deep-fried tofu, which was full of soup, could not divert Ah Yin's attention. His absent-minded appearance quickly aroused everyone's curiosity.
"I'm not active in eating, and I have a problem with my thinking." Dengshi's mother-in-law picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes for him for the first time, and followed her warmly and aggressively.
Kagura was chewing shiitake mushrooms beside him, and betrayed his companion's privacy inarticulately: "I know Aru! The wig came to him this afternoon, and the two of them discussed sending 'Red Sakura' to that witch, and I heard it all. Lu!"
"Miko—"
Granny Dengshi dragged her tongue on purpose, and a bright light flashed in her cloudy eyes, "Yinshi, I'm afraid that witch cast some curse on you, right?"
Kagura and Xin Baji sneered at the same time, rolled their eyes to the sky: "How is it possible, no one has such unique taste!"
"It's so loud, you guys..."
The person concerned finally retorted feebly, not even thinking of retorting.After all the enoki mushrooms in the pot were taken away, Xin Baji picked up a plate of kelp knots and poured them into the boiling soup. Sakata Gintoki heaved a long sigh and finally decided to turn to the wisdom of the crowd.
"You all know what she commissioned before, right? But after meeting today..."
The hot pot was bubbling, and he described what happened at the Shimura Dojo this afternoon vividly and eloquently, including details such as the girl opposite blushing, raising her hand, and blinking her eyes.
The ignorant Kagura was still happily picking up vegetables and eating, and even happier—because for some reason, Xin Baji and Grandma Dengshi, who were also the main force of eating, stopped their chopsticks and stared at Ayin dumbfounded.
"You said she..."
"After seeing you..."
"Just leave?"
Yinshi nodded in confusion: "Yes, yes, I have already done what I said should be done. Grandma, do you think it's strange for her to behave like this? I haven't even asked her for mental damages—"
Deng Shi got angry when he heard the words, and slammed his chopsticks on his forehead: "You idiot!"
"Huh? Even the elders can't insult Ah Yin's IQ for no reason. I'm about to cry. Let me cry for you!"
"This is the sadness of a man who hasn't been in love for 24 years." Xin Ba Tuo Tuo's eyes, two white lights reflected on the lens, looked like a school student detective who was solving a case, "Grandma, with this sympathy, told Let him answer!"
"—that girl, she wants to marry you!!!"
After being stunned by the roar of the soul, for the next half an hour, Sakata Gintoki, who kept his (°Д°) expression, listened to the two people on the opposite side singing together, telling a poignant love story. The hero in the story It seems to be the same as my own name.
【Long, long ago, there was a lovely innocent girl. At the age of a flower, the elders betrothed her to a boy of the same age. 】
【"You will come and marry me when you grow up!"They thought that the two of them would continue to get along like this forever, but the spaceship of the Celestial Man arrived, and the massive war kicked off—]
[They were separated in the flames of war.The girl lost her parents, struggling to support the facade of the family alone, anxiously looking for her fiancé who has never been heard from, and even learning witchcraft for this purpose.Time has changed, she no longer remembers his appearance, only his name. 】
【"Sakata Gintoki."】
[Finally found the person who made the promise back then, but he...had already forgotten her. 】
[In order to deceive her remaining family property, she even did not hesitate to conceal her name——became such a shameful adult. 】
【She forcefully concealed her disappointment, and asked him with her almost broken girlish heart: Do you have a marriage contract with the person you like?But the man failed to understand what she meant, and was even frightened by the shikigami she deliberately summoned, and only wanted to leave her. 】
[The girl who saw the truth fell silent. 】
[So, when the man asked her "what's the matter with me", she just smiled——]
【"No more. Everything that should be done has been done."】
After listening to the story, Sakata Gintoki... Sakata Gintoki was filled with righteous indignation: "What kind of peerless scumbag is this, who happens to have the same name as me! Bring me the address, I'm going to take his dog's head tonight!!"
Then he was hit on the head by Xin Baji, Kagura and Granny Dengshi together.
"What time is it and you are still in the mood to play tricks, you don't really realize why we are telling this story?!"
"Ayin is an idiot, Alu," even Kagura stopped eating hot pot, wiped his tears while immersed in the aftertaste of the story, and nodded in agreement, "Poor sir! Just leave it at that, you are not worthy of him at all! "
"Hey, what did you guys misunderstand!? The truth of the matter is probably not like that at all... right?"
Xin Baji hit him with a famous line that shook Ah Yin's beliefs: "'Exclude all the impossible, and what remains, no matter how unbelievable, must be the truth'! Think about it carefully, Yinsang, Why do people spend huge sums of money to find you? Why do you want to be married right away?"
The trembling Yinshi opened his mouth, but was speechless.Granny Dengshi was smoking a pipe beside her, and suddenly slapped her thigh, bringing the matter to an end.
"Although it's a little heartless for you to lie to other girls, but there is no way, I have to think about the marriage of the younger generation. Yin Shi, listen to what my mother-in-law said, if you don't seize this opportunity, you may never get married in this life !!"? ? ?
A Yin, who was suddenly packaged by his family and desperately trying to sell it outside, became even more confused.
But having said that... what my mother-in-law said seemed to make sense...
She originally wanted to marry me? ? ?
She wanted to marry me! ! !
Accompanied by the heat that crept up his cheeks belatedly, he drank the sake handed over by his mother-in-law without appetite, glass after glass.
"It's very late today, go and apologize to him tomorrow, at least to save the impression."
"Even if it's just pretending, just put on a good attitude and don't make any fools, do you understand?"
The cool wine slipped into his mouth, and he tried to remember every sentence of those exhortations, and responded to one or two from time to time.The night was getting darker, the banquet was over, and everyone else had fallen asleep, but the heat of the wine still enveloped him, mixed with some sweet and sour thoughts like broken sugar, which made him think of the cold wind blowing on the roof.
——But in the end, why did he involuntarily run to the dojo of A Miao's family?
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It’s even late to catch the train today, and there is an exam tomorrow. I’m not sure when it will be updated, maybe it will be very late?
Cuckoo try not to ask for leave, if you don’t have time tomorrow, I will update the chapter first.
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