The director is a god... stick!

"Forgive me—"

Seeing that he couldn't get away, the weasel immediately twisted its slender and fat body, began to scream, uttered words, and kept begging for mercy.

"Forgive me! Forgive me, master! I have so little eyes that I don't know Mount Tai, and I offended you... But the conscience of heaven and earth, the villain has never killed anyone..."

Xuan Yi saw that he was screaming pitifully, so he asked Xiao Baimo to step on his feet and loosen them a little.

As soon as the weasel was free, it immediately jumped out from under its feet, but it didn't dare to run away at will, so it could only cower in place, hugging its long tail into a ball, with two dark peas eyes, pitiful He looked at Xuan Yi and the two of them.

"Tell me, what is your purpose in making trouble for our crew?" Xuan Yi asked.

The weasel was so frightened that he shook his head again and again and said, "Little man... The little man is a weasel born and raised in this village, and he has lived ignorantly for decades... Then one day, by luck, he was blessed by heaven, opened his spiritual aperture, and successfully transformed into a weasel. I became a monster and cultivated into a human body..."

As if to prove what he said was true, the weasel transformed and swelled its figure while talking, and gradually transformed from a slender weasel into a plump, short and fat man with an even forehead. There is also a middle-aged man who is a little bald.

It looks quite wretched!

"The villain still learns from those mortals, and he also named himself Huang Xiaoshou." The weasel in human form lay on the ground and said flatteringly to the two.

Xuan Yi noticed that Xiao Baimo frowned slightly.

Some monsters have worked hard for thousands of years, and they still face many difficulties when they transform into human forms, and they are made things difficult by the laws of heaven and earth; but there are also random little monsters who are tricked and abducted.In this case, it's easy to get overwhelmed.

This day is too deceitful!

On the other side, Huang Xiaochou continued: "...Later, the number of people in the village became less and less, the old people died gradually, and the young people were unwilling to come back. In the end, the whole village was just so empty..."

"Thus, the villain became more and more courageous. He wandered around the village all day long, thinking that this uninhabited village was already his territory, and he planned to use it as a cave for future cultivation..."

What happened next, even if Huang Xiaochou didn't say anything, Xuan Yi would naturally understand.

Huang Xiaochou planned to occupy this place as a cave, but the good times didn't last long, and soon someone rented out this village as a venue.

Many production crews came here to film. This weasel, who is used to being king and domineering, naturally felt offended, always feeling that his territory was violated by these mortals.

So in order to get rid of those film crews, it pretended to be a ghost, and secretly did some tricks to scare people, which caused the rumors about this place to intensify and scare away all the film crews.

Obviously, this method has always been very useful. The reason why Huang Xiaochou came to him tonight in the form of Xiao Baimo was because he wanted to continue making small tricks and scare the director Xuan Yi away.

But never expected...

'My luck is not good, today is considered to have kicked the iron plate!He actually ran into two hard stubbles and stumbled..." Lying on the ground, Huang Xiaochou's face was full of panic, but the little calculations in his heart were still making calculations.

The two in front of me have great powers, obviously not easy to provoke, I don't know what will happen to me if I fall into their hands today.

Maybe all the leather will be stripped off and used to make gloves.

Thinking of this, Huang Xiaochou couldn't help being frightened by his own brain supply, his scalp became numb, and his expression on his face was even more cringe. His fat body lay trembling on the ground, kowtowing to the two for mercy.

"Master, the villain really just wants to grab the territory, and has never killed anyone. I usually play pranks and scare people..." it begged for mercy.

Xuan Yi interrupted him suddenly: "You usually just scare others?"

Huang Xiaochou nodded blankly.

Xuan Yi's face darkened: "Then who was the one who peeked at the actress changing costumes at noon today?"

Pranks can be tolerated, but how can you tolerate hooliganism?

"Well, this... um... ah... I'm..." Huang Xiaoshou was immediately at a loss for words when he was asked, he hesitated and couldn't speak, sweat was beading on his guilty forehead, and a pair of wretched little eyes were dripping. Go around.

Suddenly, a fierce look appeared in his eyes, and his plump body leapt forward fiercely, as if he was about to die.

Seeing his fierce appearance, Xiao Baimo instinctively took a step forward, standing in front of Xuan Yi.

But Huang Xiaoshou just made a feint.

It had just jumped halfway, when it stopped, turned around abruptly, turned into a weasel again, landed on the ground with four paws, and rushed forward without thinking, looking like it wanted to slip.

"The beast still wants to run away?"

Xuan Yi uttered a clear cry, shook his hand, raised it, and covered his head and face with a sack embroidered with Yin-Yang gossip patterns.

The sack seemed to be alive, and instantly wrapped Huang Xiaochou into a ball, no matter how the weasel struggled, screamed, bit and scratched inside, the sack was still tightly rolled into a small bundle.

Xuan Yi stepped forward and picked up the small ball of cloth bags.

Xiao Baimo looked at the sack very familiarly, and couldn't help asking: "Is this the one you used to catch ghosts on the bus?"

"That's right, that's the one! There's also a dead ghost that got into a car accident sealed inside. I almost forgot about it if you didn't mention it." Xuan Yi said with a relaxed expression.

He patted the sack and said: "When I have time later, find a chance to release that futile little devil. As for now, let the two of them be neighbors for a period of time, toss each other, and just eliminate it." The evil spirits on each other."

Accompanied by his words, the small sack also trembled a bit, wondering what the monster and ghost living together looked like inside the sack.

Tonight, the scourge who had been making trouble on the set was finally caught, and Xuan Yi and Xiao Baimo could finally go back to sleep peacefully.

Just walking halfway, Xiao Baimo, who hadn't said anything all this time, suddenly sighed silently.

"What happened to Mr. Xiao?" Xuan Yi asked.

"It's nothing, it's just that after seeing this weasel today, I suddenly remembered the difficulty when I transformed into a human body." Xiao Baimo sighed: "The way of heaven is so unfair..."

Xuan Yi knew his knot in his heart, and couldn't think of any comforting words for a while, so he walked forward silently, walking side by side with him.

After walking for a while, he suddenly said, "Mr. Xiao, may I recite "A Happy Journey" to you?"

"There is a fish in the north, and its name is Kun. Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles away it is; when it turns into a bird, its name is Peng. The back of the Peng, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is; The cloud hanging from the sky..."

Sentence after sentence of clear and gentle voice, slowly spit out from Xuan Yi's mouth, the young man's elegant and gentle tone, carrying a kind of magical and mysterious power, every word and every sentence is clear and unmistakable, as if it is in harmony with the clear moonlight in the sky Together, slowly filled the road they walked.

Side by side, the two walked on the muddy dirt road in the countryside, accompanied by the recitation of the Taoist scriptures, but they seemed to be striding above the clouds.

Xuan Yi didn't notice that the corners of Xiao Baimo's mouth slowly curled up where he couldn't see.

……

Early the next morning, everyone in the crew got up early and started to get busy again.

Fortunately, the crew did not have any unexpected situations like yesterday.

The heroine Lu Yiyi was worried for a long time, and finally confirmed that the obscene sight that had been peeping at her in the dark had disappeared today, so she finally breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

"Director, good morning!" She greeted Xuan Yi comfortably.

At this time Xuan Yi is also putting on makeup.

In the play, there is a second male character, who plays a very important role, and especially has a lot of scenes with the male protagonist. He is a sunny, kind and cheerful character, but has a very complicated personality in the mainland.

Xuan Yi had interviewed many actors for this role, but none of them were satisfied.

He always felt that those actors did not touch the delicate psychology and soul of this character, and their acting skills only stayed on the surface of the character, and in the end they played this character into a silly and sweet person.

Out of control over the details and the lack of suitable actors, Xuan Yi finally decided to play in person.

There are also many directors who wrote, directed and acted themselves in history, and his behavior is not uncommon.

At this time, Xuan Yi, who was being held down by the makeup artist and who had already put on half of her makeup, also turned around and greeted Lu Yiyi with a smile.

At this moment, he suddenly noticed in the distance that Xiao Baimo was holding his mobile phone, walking towards them, talking as if taking a selfie.

"Mr. Xiao?" He questioned.

Xiao Baimo put down his cell phone and explained to him with a smile: "Director, I'm going to record a few short videos with my cell phone to record the daily life of our crew and the like."

"Now the public opinion on the Internet is very unfavorable to us, and rumors are flying all over the sky. I am going to put these short videos on the Internet first." He continued.

After hearing his words, Xuan Yi's eyes couldn't help but brighten up.

pretty good idea!

Filming some of the relaxed daily life of their crew may not necessarily have the effect of curbing public opinion, but at least it can clarify the misunderstandings on the Internet about their crew's use of "haunting".

"Come on, bring your phone here, and I'll say hello to everyone!" He smiled and waved to Xiao Baimo.

……

Netizen Zhang Xiaomei occasionally caught sight of a short video when she was wandering aimlessly online and killing time every day.

She knew the handsome guy on the cover of the video, actor Xiao Baimo.

I haven't seen him filming for a long time recently, and thought he had retired... Zhang Xiaomei is not a fan of actor Xiao, so while thinking casually, she clicked on this video.

One minute later, she almost choked herself to death with a sip of hot tea, which made her cough continuously.

She has always known that Xiao Baimo is good-looking, but Xiao Yingdi's sharp handsomeness is not to her liking, so she didn't pay too much attention before clicking on this video.

But now, who can tell her who the other handsome man in the video is?

Those clear and indifferent eyebrows, that gentle demeanor, those ink-like pupils... It's true that every angle can just hit Zhang Xiaomei's cuteness.

In the video, actor Xiao said that this person is the director of their crew?

Do I have to work so hard as a director?It looks too bad--

While complaining, Zhang Xiaomei began to frantically replay the video.