The director is a god... stick!
Chapter 14 Knock CP?
The sound of sirens outside the door faded away.
The thief was taken away by the police, so everyone in the crew also dispersed in twos and threes. At this time, Xuan Yi slowly restrained the expression on his face, and cast his gaze at the bottom of the bed by the wall.
"Come out!" He yelled in a low voice with a cold face.
The hanging white sheet moved twice, and then, a head crushed by a wheel, and a fat and wretched face protruded from under the bed one after another.
The vain ghost and the weasel rolled out from under the bed while cursing each other in low voices without letting anyone else go.
After they got up in embarrassment, they both bowed their heads and lowered their hands and stood in front of Xuan Yi, acting like two elementary school students who had made a mistake.
Xuan Yi looked at the two of them who had dissipated a lot of evil spirit, and nodded involuntarily: "Yes, I have learned to restrain myself, this time I didn't do anything to harm anyone."
"It seems that the method of locking the two of you together to promote mutual affection was really the right way." He said with relief.
Pooh!Anyone who has a "neighbor" like the other party will be bad luck for eight lifetimes!
The two cursed in their hearts in unison, looked at each other with hatred, then turned their heads in unison, one touched the bloody scratches on his face, the other touched the bruised teeth marks on his arm, they were all silent language.
"Actually, I didn't dare to harm people so easily... That time on the bus, it was because I had died for too long and couldn't be reincarnated... So I tried to pull someone to be a scapegoat for the first time... Who knew that I would meet him the first time I shot... you……"
The dead ghost was still not convinced, he helped his crooked head on his neck, and muttered softly.
Xuan Yi glanced at him, and suddenly asked, "What was your name when you were alive?"
The dead ghost was flattered, and replied tremblingly: "Zhao, Zhao Xiaofeng... I was only 23 years old before I was hit by a car!"
Xuan Yi nodded thoughtfully, and said: "Then you know, if you really hurt someone on the bus, you would turn into a ghost, and it is even more difficult for a ghost to reincarnate."
"Huh?" Zhao Xiaofeng was dumbfounded for a moment, and said falteringly: "But, but... I heard that's what other lonely ghosts said."
"They said that if a dead ghost like me wants to be reincarnated, he has to pull his back, otherwise he will have to linger in the same place for decades before it is my turn to be reincarnated as a human being."
"Oh? Those lonely ghosts talking nonsense, have they reincarnated?" Xuan Yi asked lightly.
Zhao Xiaofeng: "..."
His three views collapsed, and he squatted on the ground, holding his bloody head and refusing to speak.
After a while, he raised his head and asked sadly, "Then how can I be a man again?"
The days of being a lonely ghost are too sad, wandering in the place of death day after day, leaving only boundless waiting and despair, with no hope of ending in sight.
Xuan Yi sighed: "It's hard."
A person dies due to an accident, but his lifespan in the book of life and death in the underworld is not exhausted, and he has to wait until decades later when the lifespan shown in the book of life and death is exhausted before he can queue up to reincarnate again.
Even if some masters have saved these lonely ghosts, the waiting time for reincarnation will not be shortened, but the waiting place will change from the human world to the underworld.
After his explanation, Zhao Xiaofeng collapsed even more.
Seeing him collapsed, Xuan Yi couldn't bear it, fearing that he would really run away to be a ghost if he couldn't think about it, so he stepped forward to comfort him: "But things may not have turned around."
"You can follow me and devote yourself to cultivating. When you have a little success in the art of incarnation, you can use the appearance of ordinary people to walk around at night, pay attention to avoiding sunlight, and accumulate virtue and do good deeds in the process of getting along with others."
"When your good deeds have accumulated to a certain level, the underworld will notice and reward you for this, and the waiting time for reincarnation may be shortened accordingly."
The method he mentioned is a method of ghost cultivation, which encourages and guides lonely and wild ghosts to actively do good things while waiting for their death, so as not to degenerate into vicious ghosts.
After hearing what he said, Zhao Xiaofeng wiped away his tears, suddenly pounced, hugged his thigh, and wailed again: "Brother, then I will mess with you from now on!"
"Brother, I can do anything, I'm very useful! Aren't you the director of filming? Then I can do chores, side effects, or video editing. I used to be an editor..."
While wailing, he rubbed vigorously, wiping all the blood on his face onto Xuan Yi's trouser legs.
Xuan Yi awkwardly pushed him twice, but didn't push him away.
On the other side, Huang Xiaochou saw that his deadly enemy had already hugged Gao Ren's thigh, his shrewd little eyes turned around immediately, and then rushed towards the other thigh.
"Master, take me to practice together!" He yelled excitedly: "I am much more useful than that dead ghost, and my cultivation base is also much higher than his, and I am also good at illusion. Let me do it for you." Special effects!"
Xuan Yi looked at the two leg pendants, one on the left and one on the right, and exerted force with his hands, finally "tearing" them off his legs.
Just at this moment, his cell phone rang.
"I'll come and settle you two later, when I'm done..." He sighed, stuffed the demon and the ghost back under the bed, and pressed the answer button.
"Hey, Xiaoxuan!"
Senior Zhang Mo's angry voice came from the phone again: "Are you busy recently? The filming in hand should be finished by now, right?"
"The junior is here, senior, please give me instructions." Xuan Yi replied.
Zhang Mo smiled and said, "It's a good thing, does Xiaoxuan know about Starlight Entertainment Group?"
Starlight Entertainment Group, well-known in the entertainment industry, is one of the few companies that can compete with Wei's Entertainment Group. It owns the largest online broadcasting platform in China.
Xie Qiang, the boss of Starlight Entertainment Group, is also Wei Jiantian's old rival, who has challenged him for many years.
Zhang Mo on the other end of the phone continued: "Something happened to Xie Qiang's company. He originally planned to come to me to show his company... But I haven't been free recently, so I recommended you to him."
"And I was thinking, after the filming of the film in your hand, is there a lack of a broadcasting platform? Starlight Entertainment Group holds the largest online broadcasting platform in China. Do them a favor. I will ask Xie Qiang to owe you one." Favors, things will be discussed afterwards."
"This..." Xuan Yi couldn't help being silent for a while, and then sighed: "The junior made the senior bother."
"What's the point of worrying about it!"
Zhang Mo sighed on the other side of the phone: "Xiaoxuan! At first I didn't understand, you are a Taoist genius, why do you have to take the road of filming?"
"But since you've chosen this path, it's time to keep going."
"I have been friends with that old bastard of your grandfather for many years. Since he entrusted me to take care of you, I naturally want to show those cynical people—we geniuses in the Dao world, even in the entertainment industry, will not lose." anyone!"
Zhang Mo's proud voice came from the phone.
The heartfelt words of my old senior immediately moved Xuan Yi a little: "Senior Zhang..."
"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing..." Zhang Mo suddenly changed the subject, and said, "Xiaoxuan, I also watched the short video you just posted on the bib post and the comments below."
"The video was shot well, and the little girls in the comments below also liked it very much. You are gaining followers very quickly!"
Zhang Mo's voice, with a hint of uncontrollable smile, came from the phone.
Hearing this, Xuan Yi couldn't help being stunned.
What increase fans?
Mentioning his bib account, which almost no one pays attention to, he suddenly remembered the last daily short video shot by screenwriter Han Jiajia during the previous dinner.
The video is up now?move so fast?
After hastily hanging up the call with his senior, he hurriedly dug out his bib account and clicked on the video.
……
The video in the bib dynamic still maintains the previous daily style, with a casual and relaxed atmosphere.
Under the shaking camera, the eye-to-eye interaction between him and Xiao Baimo took up more than half of the video content.
And fans have already occupied the comment area of this dynamic.
#grass!At the beginning, I was still thinking, why is the new video of the crew posted on this scarf?Now I realize that this scarf is actually the account of the director himself! #
#Haha, I laughed so hard!The director used to post about the health care routines of the elderly, such a handsome guy, how did he enter the old life ahead of schedule? #
#It's miserable!Too bad!Worst director ever!Everyone didn't know that this was his account, and no one paid attention to it before hahahahaha...#
#Only I noticed, is the interaction between actor Xiao and the director in the video really too sweet? #
#Yeah, it's too sweet, it's so sweet that people panic!I only knew that the relationship between the two of them was good in private. In the videos made by my male god, the director appeared most frequently... But I didn't expect that the relationship between the two could be so good... #
#You give me my favorite dish, I smile at you, and there is only one person in each other's eyes... Oh my god, I'm going to die! #
#Upstairs sister, don’t you want to...#
#Fuck, even directors are not spared these days, some people knock on the cp of actors and directors? #
#Okay, actually I also want to knock...#
#I seem to have verified the rising of a new CP! #
#No!Are the people above serious?Xiao Yingdi's girlfriend fans will never agree! #
#As a fan of the director's beauty, I don't agree either! #
#No one cares whether you agree or not, everyone is just knocking on CP, you don’t have to take the initiative to jump out to find a sense of existence...#
……
Looking at the Bibo account, which was still gaining popularity while arguing in the comments, Xuan Yi lost his language ability for a while.
All these comments under the video, old-timer Zhang... have seen all of them...
Xuan Yi: "..."
Embarrassed to autistic _(:з)∠)_!
The thief was taken away by the police, so everyone in the crew also dispersed in twos and threes. At this time, Xuan Yi slowly restrained the expression on his face, and cast his gaze at the bottom of the bed by the wall.
"Come out!" He yelled in a low voice with a cold face.
The hanging white sheet moved twice, and then, a head crushed by a wheel, and a fat and wretched face protruded from under the bed one after another.
The vain ghost and the weasel rolled out from under the bed while cursing each other in low voices without letting anyone else go.
After they got up in embarrassment, they both bowed their heads and lowered their hands and stood in front of Xuan Yi, acting like two elementary school students who had made a mistake.
Xuan Yi looked at the two of them who had dissipated a lot of evil spirit, and nodded involuntarily: "Yes, I have learned to restrain myself, this time I didn't do anything to harm anyone."
"It seems that the method of locking the two of you together to promote mutual affection was really the right way." He said with relief.
Pooh!Anyone who has a "neighbor" like the other party will be bad luck for eight lifetimes!
The two cursed in their hearts in unison, looked at each other with hatred, then turned their heads in unison, one touched the bloody scratches on his face, the other touched the bruised teeth marks on his arm, they were all silent language.
"Actually, I didn't dare to harm people so easily... That time on the bus, it was because I had died for too long and couldn't be reincarnated... So I tried to pull someone to be a scapegoat for the first time... Who knew that I would meet him the first time I shot... you……"
The dead ghost was still not convinced, he helped his crooked head on his neck, and muttered softly.
Xuan Yi glanced at him, and suddenly asked, "What was your name when you were alive?"
The dead ghost was flattered, and replied tremblingly: "Zhao, Zhao Xiaofeng... I was only 23 years old before I was hit by a car!"
Xuan Yi nodded thoughtfully, and said: "Then you know, if you really hurt someone on the bus, you would turn into a ghost, and it is even more difficult for a ghost to reincarnate."
"Huh?" Zhao Xiaofeng was dumbfounded for a moment, and said falteringly: "But, but... I heard that's what other lonely ghosts said."
"They said that if a dead ghost like me wants to be reincarnated, he has to pull his back, otherwise he will have to linger in the same place for decades before it is my turn to be reincarnated as a human being."
"Oh? Those lonely ghosts talking nonsense, have they reincarnated?" Xuan Yi asked lightly.
Zhao Xiaofeng: "..."
His three views collapsed, and he squatted on the ground, holding his bloody head and refusing to speak.
After a while, he raised his head and asked sadly, "Then how can I be a man again?"
The days of being a lonely ghost are too sad, wandering in the place of death day after day, leaving only boundless waiting and despair, with no hope of ending in sight.
Xuan Yi sighed: "It's hard."
A person dies due to an accident, but his lifespan in the book of life and death in the underworld is not exhausted, and he has to wait until decades later when the lifespan shown in the book of life and death is exhausted before he can queue up to reincarnate again.
Even if some masters have saved these lonely ghosts, the waiting time for reincarnation will not be shortened, but the waiting place will change from the human world to the underworld.
After his explanation, Zhao Xiaofeng collapsed even more.
Seeing him collapsed, Xuan Yi couldn't bear it, fearing that he would really run away to be a ghost if he couldn't think about it, so he stepped forward to comfort him: "But things may not have turned around."
"You can follow me and devote yourself to cultivating. When you have a little success in the art of incarnation, you can use the appearance of ordinary people to walk around at night, pay attention to avoiding sunlight, and accumulate virtue and do good deeds in the process of getting along with others."
"When your good deeds have accumulated to a certain level, the underworld will notice and reward you for this, and the waiting time for reincarnation may be shortened accordingly."
The method he mentioned is a method of ghost cultivation, which encourages and guides lonely and wild ghosts to actively do good things while waiting for their death, so as not to degenerate into vicious ghosts.
After hearing what he said, Zhao Xiaofeng wiped away his tears, suddenly pounced, hugged his thigh, and wailed again: "Brother, then I will mess with you from now on!"
"Brother, I can do anything, I'm very useful! Aren't you the director of filming? Then I can do chores, side effects, or video editing. I used to be an editor..."
While wailing, he rubbed vigorously, wiping all the blood on his face onto Xuan Yi's trouser legs.
Xuan Yi awkwardly pushed him twice, but didn't push him away.
On the other side, Huang Xiaochou saw that his deadly enemy had already hugged Gao Ren's thigh, his shrewd little eyes turned around immediately, and then rushed towards the other thigh.
"Master, take me to practice together!" He yelled excitedly: "I am much more useful than that dead ghost, and my cultivation base is also much higher than his, and I am also good at illusion. Let me do it for you." Special effects!"
Xuan Yi looked at the two leg pendants, one on the left and one on the right, and exerted force with his hands, finally "tearing" them off his legs.
Just at this moment, his cell phone rang.
"I'll come and settle you two later, when I'm done..." He sighed, stuffed the demon and the ghost back under the bed, and pressed the answer button.
"Hey, Xiaoxuan!"
Senior Zhang Mo's angry voice came from the phone again: "Are you busy recently? The filming in hand should be finished by now, right?"
"The junior is here, senior, please give me instructions." Xuan Yi replied.
Zhang Mo smiled and said, "It's a good thing, does Xiaoxuan know about Starlight Entertainment Group?"
Starlight Entertainment Group, well-known in the entertainment industry, is one of the few companies that can compete with Wei's Entertainment Group. It owns the largest online broadcasting platform in China.
Xie Qiang, the boss of Starlight Entertainment Group, is also Wei Jiantian's old rival, who has challenged him for many years.
Zhang Mo on the other end of the phone continued: "Something happened to Xie Qiang's company. He originally planned to come to me to show his company... But I haven't been free recently, so I recommended you to him."
"And I was thinking, after the filming of the film in your hand, is there a lack of a broadcasting platform? Starlight Entertainment Group holds the largest online broadcasting platform in China. Do them a favor. I will ask Xie Qiang to owe you one." Favors, things will be discussed afterwards."
"This..." Xuan Yi couldn't help being silent for a while, and then sighed: "The junior made the senior bother."
"What's the point of worrying about it!"
Zhang Mo sighed on the other side of the phone: "Xiaoxuan! At first I didn't understand, you are a Taoist genius, why do you have to take the road of filming?"
"But since you've chosen this path, it's time to keep going."
"I have been friends with that old bastard of your grandfather for many years. Since he entrusted me to take care of you, I naturally want to show those cynical people—we geniuses in the Dao world, even in the entertainment industry, will not lose." anyone!"
Zhang Mo's proud voice came from the phone.
The heartfelt words of my old senior immediately moved Xuan Yi a little: "Senior Zhang..."
"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing..." Zhang Mo suddenly changed the subject, and said, "Xiaoxuan, I also watched the short video you just posted on the bib post and the comments below."
"The video was shot well, and the little girls in the comments below also liked it very much. You are gaining followers very quickly!"
Zhang Mo's voice, with a hint of uncontrollable smile, came from the phone.
Hearing this, Xuan Yi couldn't help being stunned.
What increase fans?
Mentioning his bib account, which almost no one pays attention to, he suddenly remembered the last daily short video shot by screenwriter Han Jiajia during the previous dinner.
The video is up now?move so fast?
After hastily hanging up the call with his senior, he hurriedly dug out his bib account and clicked on the video.
……
The video in the bib dynamic still maintains the previous daily style, with a casual and relaxed atmosphere.
Under the shaking camera, the eye-to-eye interaction between him and Xiao Baimo took up more than half of the video content.
And fans have already occupied the comment area of this dynamic.
#grass!At the beginning, I was still thinking, why is the new video of the crew posted on this scarf?Now I realize that this scarf is actually the account of the director himself! #
#Haha, I laughed so hard!The director used to post about the health care routines of the elderly, such a handsome guy, how did he enter the old life ahead of schedule? #
#It's miserable!Too bad!Worst director ever!Everyone didn't know that this was his account, and no one paid attention to it before hahahahaha...#
#Only I noticed, is the interaction between actor Xiao and the director in the video really too sweet? #
#Yeah, it's too sweet, it's so sweet that people panic!I only knew that the relationship between the two of them was good in private. In the videos made by my male god, the director appeared most frequently... But I didn't expect that the relationship between the two could be so good... #
#You give me my favorite dish, I smile at you, and there is only one person in each other's eyes... Oh my god, I'm going to die! #
#Upstairs sister, don’t you want to...#
#Fuck, even directors are not spared these days, some people knock on the cp of actors and directors? #
#Okay, actually I also want to knock...#
#I seem to have verified the rising of a new CP! #
#No!Are the people above serious?Xiao Yingdi's girlfriend fans will never agree! #
#As a fan of the director's beauty, I don't agree either! #
#No one cares whether you agree or not, everyone is just knocking on CP, you don’t have to take the initiative to jump out to find a sense of existence...#
……
Looking at the Bibo account, which was still gaining popularity while arguing in the comments, Xuan Yi lost his language ability for a while.
All these comments under the video, old-timer Zhang... have seen all of them...
Xuan Yi: "..."
Embarrassed to autistic _(:з)∠)_!
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