After chatting with gay for more than two hours, gay often complained to Lu Ao about those straight boyfriends he met before, such as slapping his buttocks and touching his thighs is a normal operation, and when he gets better, kissing and masturbating is also okay.
Lu Ao's personality has always been relatively cold, and he doesn't have many friends, let alone such close friends.
Gay said with certainty: "If that person is really like what you said, he probably doesn't really mean that to you, and more likely he just takes care of you, like taking care of a little brother."
Lu Ao responded in a low voice.
The gay friend laughed, "Don't talk about him, you may not really want to be with him."
"Ok?"
"That is, if you really like someone, you must have a desire for his body." Gay said, "Have you ever had a sexual dream related to him? Usually when you see him, do you subconsciously look at his chest muscles and butt?"
nothing.
Lu Ao had never deliberately looked at these two parts of Songzhou. When he saw them, he didn't have any thoughts in his heart, at least he never thought about carnal desires.
He pondered.
The gay friend laughed, "I just said that you are abnormal, you don't even have carnal desires, how can you fall in love?"
"I see."
"I guess you still don't know." The gay friend said directly: "You will know when you really fall in love in the future. It's a pity that you are a subject, otherwise we can try it. I am very skilled."
Lu Ao said, "Be careful."
"Hahahaha, I guessed you would say that. You are too serious, you don't look gay at all."
"There are also serious gays like me."
"That kind is usually in the deep cabinet. Hey, I won't tell you anymore. I'll continue to go to the liver paper. If you don't understand anything next time, you can continue to come to me. I'm always here."
"Got it, thank you."
Lu Ao hung up the phone, lay on the bed, and tried to imagine the physical aspects.
After thinking about it for less than 2 minutes, he failed.
Coveting a friend's body, even if only in the mind, is so strange, obscene.
Lu Ao went fishing early the next morning, and everyone saw his dark circles.
Lin Gongshang specially gave him his sports drink, "You didn't sleep well yesterday? Why don't you stop fishing, you look so bad."
"It's okay, I'll take a break." Lu Ao rubbed his face and asked, "Did you buy the perch buckle?"
"Not yet, brother Dawu and sister-in-law don't have any shops, so it's not easy to go to other people's houses to buy."
Lin Guanchen and his little girlfriend are almost recovering, but they will be discharged from the hospital in a few days.
Lin Gongshang has identified the fish shop of Lin Dawu's family in his heart, and always feels that it is a kind of betrayal to buy from other people's houses.
Lu Ao yawned, "I can buy it in a few days."
"It won't take a few days. I'm working on it, and it's estimated that it will be ready by this afternoon. I've made about [-] perch buckles now."
"Twenty for one person, and for the three of us, we can get about sixty." Lu Ao said, "If you can do it today, you can buy some shrimp as bait when I sell fish later."
"Yes, I don't sleep at noon today, so I will make it soon."
It was the first time for Lu Ao to catch bass after being back for so long. He said that he could do it well in the afternoon, and he was not stingy about selling fish, so he bought five catties of shrimp directly.
Bass prefer fresh food. They usually use sea prawns or sea centipedes when fishing for sea bass. The prawns are the best bait if they hang on their heads and can live for a day or two.
In the afternoon, Lin Gongshang said that the perch buckle was ready, and knocked on Lu Ao and Lin Qiyan in the WeChat group.
Lin Qiyan immediately borrowed a boat.
Everyone made an appointment to gather at the seaside of Linwu Village together, and carried the tools to the sea.
Lu Ao drove a tricycle and arrived in a short while.
When Lin Gong moved the perch buckle to the boat, he looked back at the shrimp that Lu Ao was carrying, and couldn't help but say, "You bought too much, didn't you?"
"If I can't use it up, I'll bring it back and cook it."
"It's okay, local tyrants can do whatever they want. Let's go and get ready to set off. Are you going to drive today or me?"
"Let me drive."
Lu Ao took online classes at home today. He didn't go to the county seat, and he didn't touch the boat. His hands were itchy.
Merchant Lin Gong didn't have much of an addiction to sailing, so he didn't try to compete with him, he just said, "If you like sailing, you might as well buy a small boat. A boat of more than [-] meters is too big."
"Big ships are safer and can float on the sea."
"The boat is too big and consumes fuel."
Lu Ao shook his head.
He thought carefully at the time that if he went out to sea, he would never fish more than a few dozen catties at a time.
The boat is not big enough, and the fish caught may not be able to hold it.
It is difficult for a small fishing boat to go out to sea. If he wants to go out to play, it is inconvenient to drive a small fishing boat.
In summary, it is better to go directly to the big ship.
Big ships are a bit more expensive, and the daily maintenance costs are also relatively high, but with his current net worth, this amount of money is nothing to him.
Merchant Lingong muttered a few words, and hurriedly pointed in the direction, "This way, this way, we're going to the sea oyster area."
The first condition for fishing bass is that there is something to fix the bass buckle.
It is said to be fishing for bass, but in fact, the bass hook hooked with bait is tied to the sea and collected the next day.Because the perch buckle is going to be tied overnight, it needs to be tied to something.
No one is engaged in breeding outside their village, so they have to go to other villages.
In this way, it will take them a while to get to their destination.
Lu Ao operated the engine, and the fishing boat chugs forward, making splashes of water.
Several people did not stop halfway, and went directly to their destination.
The boat sailed for more than half an hour, and finally arrived at the oyster area. Lu Ao asked, "It doesn't matter if you put it here directly? Doesn't the owner of the oyster area say anything?"
Lin Qiyan said: "Don't tell me, I've already said hello, the master has no objection, let us be careful, don't damage his sea oyster seedlings."
When approaching the sea oyster area, Lingong merchants went to sail.
He was afraid that Lu Ao's skills were not good, and he would directly hit other people's oysters.
If someone else's breeding equipment is damaged, losing money is still secondary, and they will definitely be scolded.
Lin Qiyan picked up the camera, "I'm starting to shoot."
"Let's take a picture." Lingong said commercially, "Take a better picture, don't make me so dark."
"Okay, I'll adjust it for you later."
Recently, Lin Qiyan asked Lu Ao to have a lot of scenes with Lin Gongshang, and gave money afterwards.
Lu Ao never appeared in front of the camera, and he didn't ask for money, so he went to help Lu Ao raise geese, which was considered compensation.
Lingong said: "Then I'll be close to the bamboo tube, Lin Qiyan, be careful not to be hit."
Lin Qiyan made an OK gesture behind the camera.
The sea oysters they were looking for used the coexistence of bamboo cuttings and longlines.
The treated thick bamboo tubes are inserted into the sea, and basically every six can form a funnel to be buckled on the sea mud, and there will be ropes at the bottom to fix the bamboo tubes.
Sea oysters are kept on the funnel.
In addition to these funnels, there are many thick ropes tied nearby, and the ropes are fixed to the reef.
On the one hand, the rope is tied to make the bamboo tube stronger, and on the other hand, it is to expand the breeding range.
They now tie the bass buckle basically to the rope.
A perch buckle is a bit like a fishing rod, but without a rod, just a rope and a hook underneath.After the rope is tied, put it directly in the sea overnight, and wait for the next day to collect it.
This is much more convenient than fishing, and you don’t need to stand in front of the pole, which can save labor.
The rope of the perch buckle is very strong. After it is tied, even a perch weighing more than ten kilograms will struggle constantly.
Whether you can catch bass, you will know at a glance the next day, and you don’t have to wait and tangle.
Lu Ao and Lin Gongshang each finished more than half of the row, Lin Qiyan took enough material, and hurriedly said: "I'll do the rest!"
He carefully buckled the camera on the bamboo tube with an octopus bracket, and slowly came over to shoot his own part.
Compared with Lin Gongshang and Lu Ao, he is not a fisherman, and his hands and feet are not so flexible. It is more difficult to shoot this kind of video.
Seeing that he was afraid of falling the camera and himself, Lu Ao said, "Let me take the picture."
"Okay! Thank you." Lin Qiyan untied the camera and handed it to him, "You can shoot whatever you want, and I'll edit it when the time comes. I can count as much as I have."
"it is good."
Don't worry, after the camera falls into the sea, Lin Qiyan's hands and feet are much more flexible, and he still has time to explain the principle of the perch buckle to the camera.
They took a total of sixty perch buckles and tied two large rows.
After the tying was finished, the three of them did not stop, and sailed back directly, and came back to see the results after fishing tomorrow.
When the boat was leaving, Lin Gong looked at the two rows of perch buckles, and was full of anticipation in his heart, "I don't know how many perch there will be?"
Lin Qiyan was looking back at the content of today's shooting, and said, "I don't ask for much, I will be satisfied if I can have ten."
The current wild perch costs more than 40 yuan per catty.
The sea bass is relatively large. A sea bass is at least two to three catties, a large one is six to seven catties, and if there are ten, you can basically catch fifty or sixty catties of fish.
So many fish are sent to the town to sell, and after tax and cost are deducted, each person can get two to three hundred yuan, which is a very considerable income.
Lin Gongshang heard the words and laughed, "If someone puts the perch buckle and there are ten or eight fish, they should laugh secretly. Lu Ao let it go, there will be at least ten or twenty fish here tomorrow."
Lu Ao: "Maybe."
"It's nothing to be sure, there must be twenty or thirty, I believe you!" Lin Gongshang patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, we trust you more than yourself."
Lin Qiyan rarely agreed, "With your luck, you will definitely catch twenty or thirty fish tomorrow. By the way, remember to bring oxygen generators when you come to collect bass buckles tomorrow."
Lingong said: "By the way, bring an extra bucket, I don't think the fish compartment can hold it."
"That's right, or go directly to the pier to sell fish tomorrow, don't make a big circle and go back, and kill the perch."
"Okay, if the fish monger can't eat that many sea bass, let's do a live broadcast to see if your fans want to buy it."
The two of you think about each other, and the more you think about it, the more enjoyable it becomes.
Lu Ao sat at the stern and drove the boat, listening to the chug of the engine, squinting his eyes, and felt very relaxed.
Lu Ao's personality has always been relatively cold, and he doesn't have many friends, let alone such close friends.
Gay said with certainty: "If that person is really like what you said, he probably doesn't really mean that to you, and more likely he just takes care of you, like taking care of a little brother."
Lu Ao responded in a low voice.
The gay friend laughed, "Don't talk about him, you may not really want to be with him."
"Ok?"
"That is, if you really like someone, you must have a desire for his body." Gay said, "Have you ever had a sexual dream related to him? Usually when you see him, do you subconsciously look at his chest muscles and butt?"
nothing.
Lu Ao had never deliberately looked at these two parts of Songzhou. When he saw them, he didn't have any thoughts in his heart, at least he never thought about carnal desires.
He pondered.
The gay friend laughed, "I just said that you are abnormal, you don't even have carnal desires, how can you fall in love?"
"I see."
"I guess you still don't know." The gay friend said directly: "You will know when you really fall in love in the future. It's a pity that you are a subject, otherwise we can try it. I am very skilled."
Lu Ao said, "Be careful."
"Hahahaha, I guessed you would say that. You are too serious, you don't look gay at all."
"There are also serious gays like me."
"That kind is usually in the deep cabinet. Hey, I won't tell you anymore. I'll continue to go to the liver paper. If you don't understand anything next time, you can continue to come to me. I'm always here."
"Got it, thank you."
Lu Ao hung up the phone, lay on the bed, and tried to imagine the physical aspects.
After thinking about it for less than 2 minutes, he failed.
Coveting a friend's body, even if only in the mind, is so strange, obscene.
Lu Ao went fishing early the next morning, and everyone saw his dark circles.
Lin Gongshang specially gave him his sports drink, "You didn't sleep well yesterday? Why don't you stop fishing, you look so bad."
"It's okay, I'll take a break." Lu Ao rubbed his face and asked, "Did you buy the perch buckle?"
"Not yet, brother Dawu and sister-in-law don't have any shops, so it's not easy to go to other people's houses to buy."
Lin Guanchen and his little girlfriend are almost recovering, but they will be discharged from the hospital in a few days.
Lin Gongshang has identified the fish shop of Lin Dawu's family in his heart, and always feels that it is a kind of betrayal to buy from other people's houses.
Lu Ao yawned, "I can buy it in a few days."
"It won't take a few days. I'm working on it, and it's estimated that it will be ready by this afternoon. I've made about [-] perch buckles now."
"Twenty for one person, and for the three of us, we can get about sixty." Lu Ao said, "If you can do it today, you can buy some shrimp as bait when I sell fish later."
"Yes, I don't sleep at noon today, so I will make it soon."
It was the first time for Lu Ao to catch bass after being back for so long. He said that he could do it well in the afternoon, and he was not stingy about selling fish, so he bought five catties of shrimp directly.
Bass prefer fresh food. They usually use sea prawns or sea centipedes when fishing for sea bass. The prawns are the best bait if they hang on their heads and can live for a day or two.
In the afternoon, Lin Gongshang said that the perch buckle was ready, and knocked on Lu Ao and Lin Qiyan in the WeChat group.
Lin Qiyan immediately borrowed a boat.
Everyone made an appointment to gather at the seaside of Linwu Village together, and carried the tools to the sea.
Lu Ao drove a tricycle and arrived in a short while.
When Lin Gong moved the perch buckle to the boat, he looked back at the shrimp that Lu Ao was carrying, and couldn't help but say, "You bought too much, didn't you?"
"If I can't use it up, I'll bring it back and cook it."
"It's okay, local tyrants can do whatever they want. Let's go and get ready to set off. Are you going to drive today or me?"
"Let me drive."
Lu Ao took online classes at home today. He didn't go to the county seat, and he didn't touch the boat. His hands were itchy.
Merchant Lin Gong didn't have much of an addiction to sailing, so he didn't try to compete with him, he just said, "If you like sailing, you might as well buy a small boat. A boat of more than [-] meters is too big."
"Big ships are safer and can float on the sea."
"The boat is too big and consumes fuel."
Lu Ao shook his head.
He thought carefully at the time that if he went out to sea, he would never fish more than a few dozen catties at a time.
The boat is not big enough, and the fish caught may not be able to hold it.
It is difficult for a small fishing boat to go out to sea. If he wants to go out to play, it is inconvenient to drive a small fishing boat.
In summary, it is better to go directly to the big ship.
Big ships are a bit more expensive, and the daily maintenance costs are also relatively high, but with his current net worth, this amount of money is nothing to him.
Merchant Lingong muttered a few words, and hurriedly pointed in the direction, "This way, this way, we're going to the sea oyster area."
The first condition for fishing bass is that there is something to fix the bass buckle.
It is said to be fishing for bass, but in fact, the bass hook hooked with bait is tied to the sea and collected the next day.Because the perch buckle is going to be tied overnight, it needs to be tied to something.
No one is engaged in breeding outside their village, so they have to go to other villages.
In this way, it will take them a while to get to their destination.
Lu Ao operated the engine, and the fishing boat chugs forward, making splashes of water.
Several people did not stop halfway, and went directly to their destination.
The boat sailed for more than half an hour, and finally arrived at the oyster area. Lu Ao asked, "It doesn't matter if you put it here directly? Doesn't the owner of the oyster area say anything?"
Lin Qiyan said: "Don't tell me, I've already said hello, the master has no objection, let us be careful, don't damage his sea oyster seedlings."
When approaching the sea oyster area, Lingong merchants went to sail.
He was afraid that Lu Ao's skills were not good, and he would directly hit other people's oysters.
If someone else's breeding equipment is damaged, losing money is still secondary, and they will definitely be scolded.
Lin Qiyan picked up the camera, "I'm starting to shoot."
"Let's take a picture." Lingong said commercially, "Take a better picture, don't make me so dark."
"Okay, I'll adjust it for you later."
Recently, Lin Qiyan asked Lu Ao to have a lot of scenes with Lin Gongshang, and gave money afterwards.
Lu Ao never appeared in front of the camera, and he didn't ask for money, so he went to help Lu Ao raise geese, which was considered compensation.
Lingong said: "Then I'll be close to the bamboo tube, Lin Qiyan, be careful not to be hit."
Lin Qiyan made an OK gesture behind the camera.
The sea oysters they were looking for used the coexistence of bamboo cuttings and longlines.
The treated thick bamboo tubes are inserted into the sea, and basically every six can form a funnel to be buckled on the sea mud, and there will be ropes at the bottom to fix the bamboo tubes.
Sea oysters are kept on the funnel.
In addition to these funnels, there are many thick ropes tied nearby, and the ropes are fixed to the reef.
On the one hand, the rope is tied to make the bamboo tube stronger, and on the other hand, it is to expand the breeding range.
They now tie the bass buckle basically to the rope.
A perch buckle is a bit like a fishing rod, but without a rod, just a rope and a hook underneath.After the rope is tied, put it directly in the sea overnight, and wait for the next day to collect it.
This is much more convenient than fishing, and you don’t need to stand in front of the pole, which can save labor.
The rope of the perch buckle is very strong. After it is tied, even a perch weighing more than ten kilograms will struggle constantly.
Whether you can catch bass, you will know at a glance the next day, and you don’t have to wait and tangle.
Lu Ao and Lin Gongshang each finished more than half of the row, Lin Qiyan took enough material, and hurriedly said: "I'll do the rest!"
He carefully buckled the camera on the bamboo tube with an octopus bracket, and slowly came over to shoot his own part.
Compared with Lin Gongshang and Lu Ao, he is not a fisherman, and his hands and feet are not so flexible. It is more difficult to shoot this kind of video.
Seeing that he was afraid of falling the camera and himself, Lu Ao said, "Let me take the picture."
"Okay! Thank you." Lin Qiyan untied the camera and handed it to him, "You can shoot whatever you want, and I'll edit it when the time comes. I can count as much as I have."
"it is good."
Don't worry, after the camera falls into the sea, Lin Qiyan's hands and feet are much more flexible, and he still has time to explain the principle of the perch buckle to the camera.
They took a total of sixty perch buckles and tied two large rows.
After the tying was finished, the three of them did not stop, and sailed back directly, and came back to see the results after fishing tomorrow.
When the boat was leaving, Lin Gong looked at the two rows of perch buckles, and was full of anticipation in his heart, "I don't know how many perch there will be?"
Lin Qiyan was looking back at the content of today's shooting, and said, "I don't ask for much, I will be satisfied if I can have ten."
The current wild perch costs more than 40 yuan per catty.
The sea bass is relatively large. A sea bass is at least two to three catties, a large one is six to seven catties, and if there are ten, you can basically catch fifty or sixty catties of fish.
So many fish are sent to the town to sell, and after tax and cost are deducted, each person can get two to three hundred yuan, which is a very considerable income.
Lin Gongshang heard the words and laughed, "If someone puts the perch buckle and there are ten or eight fish, they should laugh secretly. Lu Ao let it go, there will be at least ten or twenty fish here tomorrow."
Lu Ao: "Maybe."
"It's nothing to be sure, there must be twenty or thirty, I believe you!" Lin Gongshang patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, we trust you more than yourself."
Lin Qiyan rarely agreed, "With your luck, you will definitely catch twenty or thirty fish tomorrow. By the way, remember to bring oxygen generators when you come to collect bass buckles tomorrow."
Lingong said: "By the way, bring an extra bucket, I don't think the fish compartment can hold it."
"That's right, or go directly to the pier to sell fish tomorrow, don't make a big circle and go back, and kill the perch."
"Okay, if the fish monger can't eat that many sea bass, let's do a live broadcast to see if your fans want to buy it."
The two of you think about each other, and the more you think about it, the more enjoyable it becomes.
Lu Ao sat at the stern and drove the boat, listening to the chug of the engine, squinting his eyes, and felt very relaxed.
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