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Sitting at the dining table, Yin Yuan, holding chopsticks, recalled the memory of the original owner for a while, and it became clear what kind of love disaster this was.

Speaking of this life, Yin Yuan's mood is a little delicate.

She is a fish who has lived in the sea for 17 years, and the people she has the most contact with are dolphins and walruses.

One day, in order to save a man who committed suicide by jumping into the sea, she went ashore and was injured.Brought home by a human, he has a human named Gu Xiaoyu.

In the first 17 years, Gu Xiaoyu didn't know that humans called themselves mermaids.Later her mermaid identity is discovered and she dies.

why die?Let's talk about Yue Qing's identity.

The country that Gu Xiaoyu landed on is called the Dahe Empire, a country with a constitutional monarchy.

In this life, Yue Qing is the princess of the Dahe Empire, her name is Gu Yun.Second in line to the throne.

The current king is her grandfather, her grandfather only gave birth to her father, and her father only gave birth to her.

According to the law of succession to the throne, after her father succeeds to the throne, she will be next.

The current king is in very strong health, and he is only 67 years old now.Judging from the longevity of a certain queen next door, the king of the Dahe Empire will be fine for another twenty years.

Therefore, the issue of the throne probably has nothing to do with Gu Yun within a few decades.

But as a princess, she naturally has responsibilities. Gu Yun often needs to represent the Dahe Empire and attend various occasions.

On the day he met Gu Xiaoyu, Gu Yun was resting in a sea view room next to the airport because he was going to visit a poor country the next day.

Because the princess moved in, all surrounding areas were under martial law.The beach was empty, and when Gu Yun was walking by the beach, he saw Gu Xiaoyu.

Those who commit suicide by jumping into the sea do not know where they jumped into the sea.In order to save her ashore, Gu Xiaoyu took her to swim to the nearest beach. In order to send her ashore, Gu Xiaoyu cut her own tail and fell unconscious on the shore.

When Gu Yun found Gu Xiaoyu, Gu Xiaoyu showed her legs, and she looked like a 17-year-old girl, unconscious on the beach.

Next to her was a swollen corpse.

In fact, when Gu Xiaoyu swam to the shore, the man was already out of breath.Gu Xiaoyu brought people ashore, completely learning from the dolphins, and she didn't know how to distinguish human life and death at that time.

Gu Yun took off his coat, wrapped Gu Xiaoyu up, and carried him back.

Because the next day's visit could not be canceled, Gu Yun handed Gu Xiaoyu to his most trusted female official, Feng Ran.

Gu Yun's visit was originally scheduled to only go for a week.Coincidentally, when I met the police in that country, my trip back was delayed, and this delay lasted for one month.

When Gu Yun came back and hurried back to Yungong, Gu Xiaoyu was already with Fengran.Fengran said that Gu Xiaoyu lost his memory, so she named him Gu Xiaoyu.

Gu Yun fell in love with Gu Xiaoyu the first time he saw her. It's typical love at first sight, bah, love at first sight.

As a princess, it was impossible for Gu Yun to rob women with her friends, so she hid all her thoughts before no one found out.

But the truth is, Gu Xiaoyu is only relying on Fengran because of the "baby bird effect".

She thought that Fengran saved her, gave her delicious food, and brought her into the new land.

There is food and drink in this place, there is no need to fight or rob, you can eat and drink well, and you will naturally get close to Fengran.

Gu Xiaoyu didn't even know who he was dating at this time, so how could he be with anyone.

And what about Fengran?She likes Gu Xiaoyu, so she cheated the ignorant mermaid's feelings?

NONONO! Fengran is as straight as a telephone pole and is homophobic.

She intentionally made Gu Yun feel that she and Gu Xiaoyu were together because Feng Ran understood Gu Yun's thoughts the night Gu Yun handed Gu Xiaoyu to her.

The way Gu Yun looked at Gu Xiaoyu, and her decision to leave her most trusted female officer in the country for a person she had never met before, all revealed her thoughts.

How could Fengran allow the princess to bend over? If this was a comatose young man, Fengran would not have objected so relentlessly.

Later, Gu Yun hid his thoughts, but his care for Gu Xiaoyu was unambiguous.

Gu Xiaoyu appeared out of thin air. There were many things that needed to be dealt with, and Gu Yun helped them deal with them one by one.

The problem with Gu Yun is that he does a lot and talks too little.

When Gu Yun found out that everything was fake and wanted to confess his love to Gu Xiaoyu.

Fengran noticed her thoughts one step earlier, and at that time Fengran knew that Gu Xiaoyu was a mermaid.

And at that time, the parliament was about to decide whether to legalize same-sex marriage, and Fengran didn't want the news that Gu Yun was gay, which led to the passage of the same-sex marriage legalization proposal.

Gu Xiaoyu was secretly sold by Fengran to a foreign research institute and dissected.

Yin Yuan now suspects that Yue Qing has opened up two brain holes in this life.

Why do you say that, because Yin Yuan was already very sure of the first thought.And for this idea, Yin Yuan has a black line in his head.

Recalling Fengran's memory, a few days ago, after Gu Yun woke up, his words became "more".

As a princess, Gu Yun lived until the age of 23, always abided by royal etiquette, and behaved very noble and decent no matter what the occasion.And the style of dealing with people in private is also very "royal".

Not talkative, but not arrogant.Not close, but not distant.

For a girl of her age, she was very restrained.

But a few days ago, Fengran went to report the itinerary to Gu Yun as usual.

A new maid accidentally poured coffee on Gu Yun's clothes.

The maid did not dare to move in fear, and even forgot to say sorry.

If Gu Yun's original style was followed, she should just smile calmly.Other matters related to the training of maids are naturally handled by relevant personnel, but Gu Yun said that day:

"Don't pretend to work hard, and you won't be able to act with you in the end. If you don't work hard at twenty, don't stand up at thirty, and don't get rich at forty, life is wasted!"

Rookie Maid: The princess is so gentle, she is encouraging me!

Everyone: Today is also a day to be impressed by the beauty and talent of the princess!

Fengran: My XX mentality has collapsed, the princess' lines are wrong, right?

This matter left a deep impression on Feng Ran, so Yin Yuan thought about it for a while, and this matter jumped out of his mind.

Gu Yun went to a charity auction that day, and Gu Yun was invited to speak on stage.

When Fengran handed her the manuscript, Gu Yun didn't accept it.

If the manuscript that Fengran handed over was prepared by a special person, in general activities, the manuscript is prepared by a special person.

But occasionally on important occasions, Gu Yun would say something she thought was important.

Feng Ran didn't think much about it, thinking of the conversation between Gu Yun and the person in charge of the auction house just now, he put away the manuscript and followed Gu Yun to the stage.

Gu Yun is 1.7 meters tall and wears a long black dress dotted with diamonds.The melon-seeded face lined with short black ear-length hair is getting smaller, but it doesn't give people the illusion of being weak and needing protection.

It's intellectuality and the temperament of controlling everything. When she squints slightly and looks at people, it will make people dare not speak anymore.

Gu Yun has been the darling of the fashion industry since she was 16 years old, and many big names begged her to attend events.

As a princess, although Gu Yun did not attend many entertainment events, every time she appeared in public, countless citizens looked forward to her appearance.

So when Gu Yun's figure was perfect and he lifted the hem of the skirt slightly with one hand and came onto the stage, there were countless flashing lights behind her.

When Gu Yun spoke, the audience fell silent for a moment.

She spoke, her voice was slow and pleasant:

"Dear relatives and friends, welcome to today's charity auction. Family members, let's crowdfund, let's crowdfund. Swipe up the loose tickets, there are conditions on the opposite side!"

Everyone in the audience: What is opposite?What conditions?Loose notes are banknotes?Is crowdfunding a donation?Regardless of what it is, the princess is as approachable as the rumors say, she calls us relatives and friends!

Gu Yun's fair face is usually noble, with just the right smile.

"If you come to this auction today, I won't let you suffer! The usual 5000 million five paintings, as long as you take pictures today, have you seen the painting behind me?" Gu Yun pointed behind him to prepare for the auction painting. "As long as it is auctioned today, the auction house will give everyone another pair! 5000 million is more than five pairs, and I will give away another pair!" Speaking of this, Wei Wei turned sideways to Feng Ran, pretending to listen to Feng Ran's words , and then a slightly surprised expression appeared between his eyebrows, "I just received the news that the auction house decided that as long as it is auctioned today, not only will I give you another painting, but I will also give you a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite! "

Everyone: pat, pat! ! !

On that day, Fengran decided to report the situation to the king.

The next day, major newspapers publicized that Princess Gu Yun had created a unique auction method in order to raise funds for the disaster area.The charity auction was a great success.

One day, the little painter whose painting was sold at a high price and doubled his value said, "I just wanted to contribute my own strength to the disaster area, but I didn't expect that I would become famous because of it. I am really grateful to Princess Gu Yun. She is truly an angel on earth, and she has been my muse since that day!"

There is no such thing as a live broadcast in the Dahe Empire.

The last time Yin Yuan saw and heard this was in the live broadcast room of a certain platform.

A certain elder sister stepped on the stool with one foot and held five boxes of lobster tails in one hand.Shouting at the top of my lungs, "My family and friends, come to Laomeier's live broadcast room, and I won't let you suffer! Just click on the anchor, don't get lost! I used to have five boxes of lobster tails for 99 yuan! Today in Laomeier's live broadcast room, I One box for you! Brothers and sisters are enough to eat! Another box for old girls! Enough! Another box! Enough! Just asked the boss, and the boss gave another box! Make it up! A total of ten boxes of lobster tails Only 99 yuan! The link is posted for everyone! Start immediately! 5, 4, 3, 2, shoot!"

Based on the above memories, Yin Yuan speculated.Yue Qing's imagination believed that Gu Yun did more and said less, which was the reason that led to the tragedy of the two of them, so he gave Gu Yun a cheat, "talking too much".

Brain hole, are you sure this cheat is suitable for chasing girls?

Because of this incident, Gu Yun's father, the only prince of the Dahe Empire, called her to the palace on the grounds that the princess missed Gu Yun.

Considering that Gu Xiaoyu was here, Gu Yun didn't let Feng Ran accompany him.

Yin Yuan decided to save his relationship with Gu Xiaoyu before Gu Yun came back.

Why do you say rescue, because Gu Xiaoyu's attitude towards Fengran has changed significantly.

Originally, Gu Xiaoyu was very dependent on Fengran, but these days Gu Xiaoyu almost avoided Fengran.

Yin Yuan had to think about whether Yue Qing's mind was double-edged this time.

In addition to opening a "talking too much" plug-in for Gu Yun, did he also plug in some plug-in for Gu Xiaoyu?

The author has something to say:

This life is trying to write funny

I hope the little cuties are happy to read the text

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PS Guyun's plug-in comes from the Internet

Not sure who said it first