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After ten days of intensive preparations, as the chief eunuch, Yin Yuan was busy going around, and the work of taking a bath was delayed these few days

Today finally came the day of the draft. Dongfang Ran sat on the dragon chair, and Huangfu Cheng sat on the lower chair.

Xiu Nu was in a group of five, and they were called up by their names. After the eunuch called out their names, they saw five girls, each with their own characteristics, and Ping Ping came up.

Because this matter has to be blamed on Dongfang Ran's identity, so Dongfang Ran is here to go through the motions today. As soon as the first group of show girls came on stage, Dongfang Ran got up and looked at Huangfu.

"I'm busy, I'll leave it to the noble concubine today."

Regardless of the disappointment in the eyes of the beautiful girls below, Dongfang Ran Shi left, and Yin Yuan, as a personal eunuch, naturally followed

Yin Yuan walked with his head down, thinking that I was the one who had spent ten days of effort, and when it was time to watch the play, I couldn't even see it.

But the person who is most worried today is of course Huangfu Cheng. This is said to be borrowing Dongfang Ran's identity. When it comes to acting, it is Huangfu Cheng himself who will perform

It is naturally a beautiful thing to be an emperor's draft pick, but the emperor is in the shell of a noble concubine, and later he has to pretend to be jealous and dismiss everyone, which is naturally tantamount to torture for Huangfu Cheng

Thinking of this, Yin Yuan felt that it was a good thing to leave early

Huangfu Cheng wanted to leave Yin Yuan to speak for him, but as the chief eunuch beside the emperor, if she spoke, it would make people feel that the emperor meant it.

As Dongfang Ran walked forward, Huangfu Cheng began to choose whether it was right or not, and he probably wanted to dismiss it earlier and end it sooner.

"Do you like to wear pink?"

Showgirls in pink are arrogant

"The courtiers are pretty in pink"

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"The emperor doesn't like pink"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

The beautiful girl in pink left angrily, and when she left, she gave Huangfu two supercilious looks

They think that the noble concubine is the daughter of a foreign country, and they don't take it seriously

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"Do you like to wear green?"

The beautiful girl in green hesitated

“Not a big fan either”

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"I don't like you wearing it to see the emperor"

eunuch beside

"Pick up the brand, give flowers"

The beautiful girl in green left bitterly, before she left, she secretly gave Huangfu Cheng two eyes

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"Do you like to wear yellow?"

The beautiful girl in yellow is all smiles

"The preferences of the courtiers are not important, the courtiers can wear whatever color the empress wants the courtiers to wear."

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"Ugly smile"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

The beautiful girl in yellow gritted her teeth and walked away, her eyeballs almost popped out before she left

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"Do you like to wear purple?"

The beautiful girl in purple imitated the previous lines, improved her expression, and said expressionlessly.

"The preferences of the courtiers are not important, the courtiers can wear whatever color the empress wants the courtiers to wear."

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"I can't even laugh"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

The girl in purple squeezed the handkerchief in her hand and walked away, the handkerchief was about to be torn before she left

The last show girl tried her best to practice the level between not smiling and laughing, and then repeated the words of the first two people who were not picked wrong just a few times in her mouth

Huangfu Cheng looked at her

"Wear the same color as Hongu"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

The beautiful girl in the light blue dress stared at the dog and walked away, and everyone was stunned when she left

Huangfu Cheng looked indifferent, and his unhappiness was actually layered upon layer. Ever since Huangfu Cheng became sensible, who would dare to look at her like this in front of her?

The eunuch next to him was doing pretty well, with a wink, before the next wave of beautiful girls walked in, Huangfu Cheng diverted his attention and glanced at the eunuch

The eunuch stepped forward and said respectfully

"What are your orders, my concubine?"

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"You are doing well"

How dare the eunuch take credit for it, flatteringly said

"Eunuch Wen taught the servants in advance, let the servants pay attention to your tone, when it's time to shout the sign, don't be slow"

Huangfu Cheng took a sip of tea, and his anger subsided a little.

The eunuch asked his subordinates to exchange tea for Huangfu Cheng, and once again flattered him.

"Eunuch Wen asked us to take care of you carefully, and make sure you feel at ease, the imperial concubine."

During the conversation, the next wave of beautiful women came in. It is estimated that this beautiful woman has bribed the news. The expressions of this wave are already more respectful than the last wave, but there is some hidden dissatisfaction when saluting.

Huangfu Cheng looked at the first one on the left

"What do you like to do on weekdays?"

Xiu Nu said respectfully

"Returning to the imperial concubine, the courtiers usually like to be some female celebrities"

Xiunu thought that this answer was quite satisfactory, it was the duty of a boudoir woman, she did not stand out, and there was no risk of competing for favor, the imperial concubine should be satisfied

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"There are embroidered women in the palace"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

The embroidered show girl left in disbelief, and secretly glanced at Huangfu Cheng

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"And you"

This is one more word and I don't bother to say it

The second show girl said respectfully

"Returning to the imperial concubine, the courtiers like to play the piano on weekdays"

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

“Too noisy”

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

The girl who played the piano left in disbelief, with something in her mouth

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"And you"

The third show girl hesitated.

"Returning to the imperial concubine, the courtiers like to draw pictures on weekdays"

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"waste paper"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

Huahuaxiu girl walked away trembling

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"And you"

The fourth show girl flinched and said

"Returning to the imperial concubine, the courtiers usually like to study some rouge and gouache"

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"Servants of Israel"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

Amy Xiunu cried and left

Huangfu Cheng looked at the next one

"And you"

The last show girl said with a blank expression

"If you go back to the imperial concubine, the courtiers usually have no hobbies."

Huangfu Cheng said coldly

"Do not raise idlers"

eunuch beside

"Put down the sign and give flowers"

I knew it from the look on Xiu Nu's face, so she left with disdain

If Huangfu Cheng hadn't been used to not expressing emotions, she might be about to throw a teacup now

Following Huangfu Cheng's branding, the state of mind of the beautiful girls changed like this

Disrespect, pretense, respect, hesitation, surprise, panic, panic, fear, and then the penultimate wave of showgirls is dismissed

The mood of the last wave of show girls has turned into ecstasy, and the mood of competing with each other is even heavier. Although they have waited for the longest time, they all think they are the luckiest, because no one thinks that the imperial concubine will put everyone down. , she has to choose two no matter what, let's save face

The last wave of show girls go to the temple

Huangfu Cheng's tone was no longer cold, it was like stagnant water. If Yin Yuan was here, he could see that Huangfu Cheng was clearly on the verge of getting angry at this moment, and she forced herself to endure it.

"Too tall, too thin, too white, too ugly, too short"

eunuch beside

"Put the sign, give flowers, put the sign, give flowers, put the sign, give flowers, put the sign, give flowers, put the sign, give flowers"

Huangfu got up, and Yin Yuan rushed over when he received the news that the second wave of beautiful women had put down the sign, just in time

“Dinner is ready”

It seems that Huangfu Cheng is now in a mood that he absolutely never wants to hear the words "Great concubine, Yin Yuan be careful to avoid lightning"

Seeing her stagnant face just now, Huangfu Cheng showed a trace of dissatisfaction, and now he hummed softly and got on the sedan chair

After returning to the noble concubine's residence, as soon as Huangfu Cheng sat down, the prepared dinner was brought up one by one, all Huangfu Cheng's favorites were served, there were two new dishes, and a jug of wine was prepared, waiting When these people left after serving the dishes, Yin Yuan ordered him to be the only one to serve.

This was originally a dowry maid who was suitable for personal service. A few days ago, Dongfang Ran told Huangfu Cheng that he was old enough to return to China for marriage and dismissed. Of course, the real reason was drugging. Dongfang Ran could no longer let this court lady stay in the palace.

Yin Yuan moved the two new dishes forward

"Try it, Your Majesty. Today, the slave went to the imperial dining room to watch them make it."

He knew that Huangfu Cheng was angry, but at this moment, Huangfu Cheng's heart was softening. Yin Yuan knew that Huangfu Cheng might want to vent his anger, so he had to move forward.

Yin Yuan brought new dishes to Huangfu Cheng after delivery

Huangfu Cheng is in a bad mood at the moment, how can he have any appetite?

"You will find a place to hide"

Yin Yuan bowed and said

"These two dishes are specially researched by the servants for His Majesty, watching them try again and again."

Huangfu Cheng took a bite and tasted it, his expression softened a lot

"what is this called"

Yin Yuan turned around and peeled off another dish, and said

"If you go back to the emperor, the name of the dish is fried chicken"

After hearing these words of returning to the emperor, Huangfu Cheng felt complicated. What happened this day made Huangfu Cheng feel aggrieved in his heart. A good emperor, conscientiously learning the way of the emperor, from childhood to adulthood, three nines and three ups and downs, I never slack off for a day, I finally reached adulthood, and not long after I took office, the throne is not justified

Thinking that he will always be trapped in the shell of a noble concubine, like those women today, who can only spend their lives ups and downs in the harem, Huangfu Cheng feels terrible

Then think about it if you can't change it back, whoever sits on the throne for a long time will not be able to guarantee that he will not be ambitious, the master of the world, the pinnacle of wealth and glory, who doesn't want to be

Huangfu Cheng was in a low mood. The fried chicken just now felt that it was not so delicious. Yin Yuan put the food peeled in his hand into Huangfu Cheng's plate

"Your Majesty, try this, you will feel better after eating it."

Huangfu Cheng subconsciously ate it, and instantly felt a little pain in his tongue, and asked

"what is this?"

Yin Yuan peeled and said

“Spicy Crayfish”

Huangfu Cheng held back the feeling on the tip of his tongue

"How can this be a good mood"

After saying this, Huangfu Cheng felt that there was an aftertaste in his mouth, and he tried to eat another piece. As expected, the more he tasted the more aftertaste, and he felt that the depressed mood just now seemed to be much better.

Yin Yuan peeled a plate, bent down and took the jug

"Does Your Majesty want to drink?"

Huangfu Cheng keeps herself clean and has never drunk alcohol before, but she also knows that this thing has a good reputation for relieving worries, and she is in the right mood to try it now

Huangfu Cheng nodded, and Yin Yuan poured her a glass. The fine wines in the palace are naturally very precious and mellow. When Yin Yuan chose it, she also considered Huangfu Cheng's first drink. She didn't choose one that was too spicy, but a soft one. of

There are delicious food and good wine. Dongfang Ran’s shell has never drank alcohol, and Huangfu Cheng is also drinking for the first time, and he soon feels better. Of course, this kind of mood is accompanied by lightness, commonly known as slightly drunk

If you drink any more, you are drunk. Given that some people sing drunk, some sleep drunk, some get sick when drunk, some go crazy when drunk, and some die drunk, Yin Yuan is not going to let Huangfu Cheng do any embarrassment in front of him. No matter, Huangfu Cheng sobered up from drinking, and Yin Yuan planned to stop Huangfu Cheng's request for a refill after drinking to this point.

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