The ascetic uncle and his little shou

On weekends, the uncle used to get up early to go for a morning run, carefully lifted the quilt to get up, and then covered Qing Yu who was sleeping soundly with the quilt.These days, Qing Yu sleeps at least until 08:30, wakes up by Mrs. Lin and eats breakfast, then sits on a chair on the balcony to bask in the sun, dazed for a long time, and usually doesn't wake up until after lunch.

When the uncle was jogging in the morning, he saw a peddler selling green plants on the side of the road. He wanted to buy two pots to bring back for Qingyu to play with. He picked out a small pot of succulent and sansevieria, and bought a small bag of nutritious soil along the way.The uncle returned home with a lot of harvest, and when he got home, Mrs. Lin was already in the kitchen with the housekeeping aunt.

Mrs. Lin saw the things in the uncle's hands, and hurried over to help carry them, and said, "Why did you remember to buy these?"

"Qingyu always likes to bask in the sun on the balcony, buy some green plants and put them on, otherwise the balcony will be too empty." The uncle put down his things, and went to change clothes and take a shower.

When Qingyu woke up, the uncle had finished his breakfast and was adding nutritious soil to the green plants on the balcony. Mrs. Lin brought out part of the nutritious meal made by the housekeeping aunt to greet Qingyu to eat.

Qing Yu replied, then squatted next to the uncle and concentrated on looking at these little green plants.The uncle looked at the people who had just woken up with no energy, and asked, "Do you know what they are called?"

Qing Yu rubbed her eyes and shook her head.

"Well... this pot of succulent is called Drunken Beauty, and this pot is Sansevieria." The uncle answered while digging nutritious soil from the bag.

"What's the smell, it smells so good." Qingyu sniffed, and sniffed around the two pots of green plants.

"What smell?" The uncle picked up the green plant and smelled it for a long time, but he didn't smell anything particularly good.

Qing Yu shook his head and said, "It's not them, it's delicious anyway."

"Delicious?" The uncle didn't know what Qingyu smelled, and there was nothing to eat here.

Mrs. Lin came over and said, "What's delicious? Are you hungry after you haven't had breakfast? Then go eat quickly." She squatted down and observed two pots of green plants full of vitality.

At this time, Qing Yu slowly squeezed a little nutritious soil from the bag, smelled it, and put it in his mouth.Mrs. Lin saw it out of the corner of her eye, and when she realized it, Qing Yu's mouth had already started chewing mud.

"Hey!!! My dear! Don't eat, hurry up! Spit it out." Mrs. Lin exclaimed, and quickly patted Qing Yu's mouth away to make him spit it out.

The uncle also looked shocked and pulled Qing Yu's hand that had touched the nutritious soil, and wiped off the mud on his fingertips with his palm.

Mrs. Lin took Qing Yu to rinse her mouth, making sure her mouth was clean before bringing him back to the dining table.Sitting next to Qingyu, the uncle wanted to laugh when he thought of the scene just now, and asked, "Is the mud delicious?"

Qing Yu sat on a chair, shaking her head while gnawing on the breakfast in her hand.

Mrs. Lin was a little worried, and asked, "Is there something wrong with Qing Yu's body? Do you want to have it checked?"

The uncle nodded, and said, "I'm going to Heping Hospital for a regular check-up in two days, and I'll check it out by the way." As he spoke, he looked at the drunken beauty and Sansevieria bathing in the sun on the balcony, feeling a little faint in his heart. Worried, afraid that they too will be eaten sooner or later.

And our suspect, Mr. Hu Qingyu, was silently feeling ashamed for himself in his heart, and kept asking himself: "What did I think just now, does the soil smell so good? No matter how good it smells, I can't eat it... I was pregnant and stupid for three years , am I starting to be stupid now..."

When Qingyu was watching the news with his uncle at night, a sentence suddenly popped up: "Have I become stupid recently?"

The uncle put down his phone, raised his finger, and asked, "Then let me ask you, what is one plus one?"

"Two, two."

The uncle turned over and hugged Qing Yu, and said with a smile, "Isn't this stupid?"

"Then will you despise me, today." Qing Yu regretted, and said, "It's really stupid."

The uncle didn't dare to put himself all on Qing Yu's body, so he stretched his neck and kissed Qing Yu's lips like a dragonfly, and said, "Let me also taste the taste of nutritious soil."

"You are so bad!" Qing Yu gently pushed the uncle away, and said angrily.

The uncle held Qing Yu's struggling hand, changed his position, and kissed him deeply.Qingyu was a little emotional by the kiss, and rubbed the uncle's leg. After the kiss, the uncle stared at Qingyu's eyes and said, "Don't rub, or I will eat you."

Qingyu retorted mischievously: "You can't eat it. If you dare to attack me, I will...I will tell our mother that you abused me."

The uncle pretended to be hurt, clutched his heart and let go of Qingyu, fell to the side, and said, "Then what should I do? I'm very uncomfortable."

Qing Yu knelt beside the uncle, seeing the uncle's half-true and half-exaggerated expression, he was a little bit reluctant to tease Mr. Lin, and took the bait very easily: "Then, then I will lend you my hand."

"really?"

Qing Yu nodded with a blushing face, and was suppressed again by the uncle just after nodding.

"Then I'm here." The uncle's low voice rang in Qingyu's ear, Qingyu closed her eyes, and let the uncle hold her hand and move.

After the release, the uncle wiped Qingyu's hands clean, lowered his head and kissed Qingyu's slightly raised belly, and asked, "Is there any result after thinking about the name for so long?"

"The big name wants to take it with you, and the small name is ready."

"Tell me." The uncle turned off the light, and Qing Yu leaned her head against her head and chatted in a low voice in the dark.

"Wake up one, because I've been sleeping too much lately and can't wake up." Qing Yu's tone was quite serious, and it seemed that she was very confident in the name.

"What else?" the uncle asked, fortunately it was pitch black, otherwise Qingyu would doubt herself again when she saw the uncle's uncontrollable amused expression.

"There's another one named Yuyu."

"Yuyu? Is there any meaning?" the uncle asked.

Qing Yu shook his head and said, "It's nothing. I just thought of it when I was eating fish a few days ago. I like the fish my aunt cooks very much recently."

The uncle was completely amused by Qingyu, nodded, and said, "One wakes up and the other Yuyu, I think it's okay. Whoever likes to sleep late can call him wakeup, and whoever likes to eat can call him Yuyu, how about it?"

"Row!"