Hedgehog

When League X aired, I actually had no reaction. Ji Rongfu disappeared for half a month, and League X aired two episodes, so I went to record two more episodes.When the first episode was aired, it made headlines for a few days. After all, it was SV channel, and it was so hot that it even posted advertisements in subway stations. Fortunately, I don’t watch TV and don’t get disturbed. I listen to music and practice piano every day. Doing finger exercises, bought a lot of movie discs to watch, the quality of domestic film and television soundtracks has gradually improved recently, because the music market is sluggish, albums cannot be sold, so good songs have been dismantled and poured into the film and television industry.As a person who likes money so much, I will naturally not let go of this opportunity to make a fortune, and after seeing Ji Rongfu's car, I also want to change the car, change to an SUV, just drive to Inner Mongolia to find Yuan Rui, and bring a piece of sheep back to eat.

As for Su Ying to X, last time I was in a bad mood and bullied her, so I was always embarrassed to apologize.Instead, she acted like nothing happened, and came to me excitedly, brought a bunch of fruits, sat cross-legged on the sofa to eat, watched the replay of the X-League, and yelled, "Lin Sui, you're on fire!"

"Really?" I was surfing the Internet in the bedroom, opened my laptop to watch, and when I opened the video, I pulled it casually, and the bullet screen was full of "Who is this person..." "Why are you pulling my baby by hand" "It's just a game and it's too much Seriously." I was too lazy to read it and closed it.

For things like reality shows, whether people are dogs or not depends entirely on the hands of the editor. The good news is that it seems that Ji Rongfu is not that boring. It is true that he did not arrange the opportunity for me in the X League. I confess.The current program group only treats me as a green leaf, definitely not Ji Rongfu, but someone else with less energy than Ji Rongfu.

I vaguely guessed who it was, but didn't want to talk to him.

That person's temper is like this, a good old man all his life, always doing such thankless things, not saying anything, hiding in the corner furtively, not daring to see anyone, as if he owes the whole world something.

After two weeks like this, the fifth episode was recorded in the south. The program team probably lost their minds when they stepped on the spot. In late autumn and October, let us go to play in the water. The water in the sea of ​​grass is so dirty. The good guy Yi was assigned to a group. His temper was really hurting others and himself. He recorded it for a day and never did anything to us.There was a mission to run across a long wooden platform to carry water. Behind us were Ji Luo’s family and Lu’s team. They were two swords, and I was determined to be the last one, so I insisted on stopping us. Let Lu Yan go first.Our water bottle is in Xu Yi's hands, he can only hide, he will not take the initiative to attack people, Lu kept reaching out to hit his hand, Xu Yi's skin is white, a hit will be a red streak.He was covered in water, shivering with cold, and his lips were purple.

I pushed Ritsu's hand away.

"Get out of the way." I looked into his eyes, but there was a smile on the corner of my lips: "You are already the last one, if you don't get out of the way, I will push you down."

Ji Luo's family looked a little hesitant.

"Even if we take the last place, we won't let you pass." Ritsu replied with a smile.

I looked back at Xu Yi.He probably saw what I wanted to do, and just wanted to say: "No".I grabbed Lil's collar with one hand and Ji Luo's house with the other, and jumped down, dragging the two of them directly into the sea of ​​grass.

The muddy water rushed up all at once, I was prepared, closed my eyes and breath, let go of Ji Luo's house, dragged the screaming Lil over, bent my knees, slammed into his stomach hard, and then stepped on it as if nothing had happened. Grass roots, got up.

The water is so turbid, and the film crew didn't arrange underwater cameras, so they couldn't shoot anything.It was just that the grass roots were too soft. I crawled twice and failed to stand up. Fortunately, a hand reached out from behind, grabbed my chest, and pulled me to stand up.

"Don't open your eyes, the water is dirty." Lu Yan was probably angry, her voice was very restrained, and she didn't know what to use to wipe my face: "Where is the towel! Bring mineral water here. Hurry up!"

This is the first time I have "saw" Lu Yan playing big names, and it is quite unique.

Seven or eight hands stretched out together and dragged me onto the wooden platform. I didn't have my own manager, and the people who surrounded me should be people from the program group. I felt my face turn cold. It was Lu Yan who took the water to wipe the mud on my face. After rinsing it off, he wiped it with a towel again. When he restrained his anger, his movements would be very gentle. This is something I just discovered recently.

There are still many small things about him that I can slowly discover, but it is a pity that the time has passed.

I was completely soaked, and water could pour out of my shoes. When the wind blew, I couldn't help shaking. I didn't feel anything, but Lu Yan seemed to be too much, and grabbed me to change clothes.The program team is also very sensible, knowing that this is a good passage that reflects the deep feelings of the guests during the recording process, all the assistants moved away, and the girl who put on my makeup was also dragged away.

It's a pity that Lu Yan didn't cooperate. He went in and covered all the cameras in the changing room first. I changed my clothes and came out. He rinsed my hair with mineral water and rubbed my hair with a towel. I felt His ears are almost cooked by him.Only then did the camera crew follow behind, pushed the door open a crack, and took pictures of us.

"It smells like a stinky sewer." Probably because of the heat generated by friction, I could smell the smell on my hair.

"You also know?" Lu Yan gave me a cold look: "In the future, dance a few more times, and the taste will be marinated."

I didn't expect him to tell jokes too, and I was amused.

When he was changing the towel, I imitated the tone of the barber: "Hello, sir, I am Kevin, the new stylist from muse hair salon! Sir, you only need to apply for a membership card in our hair salon, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount on the entire site. Non-mainstream plasma perm..."

He rubbed my hair like kneading dough: "It's not funny."

I look up at him.

"What about this one?" I restrained my smile and put on a seductive look on purpose: "Sir, do you want to push the oil?"

His deep eyes flashed behind the towel, and then a large towel fell down and covered my head directly.

"That's not funny either."

It wasn't until a long, long time later, when I went back to watch the show, that I realized that after the towel was thrown down, he quietly raised the corner of his mouth where I couldn't see it.

I lost my mind when I came back this time.

The ticket was booked by Su Ying. I guess she deliberately booked the same flight as Lu Yan.It might be okay to play like this half a month ago, but this time it is different.

Before I got out of the station, I saw the crowd.

In fact, it can no longer be called a crowd. The crowd is rational and will keep an appropriate distance. This group of people is crowded together, not much different from sardines.Fortunately, most of them are girls, so there is no problem of mobbing, and there should be no thieves getting in.

These girls may have been trained in the subway at [-] o'clock in the morning. They are very crowded. The airport respects their strength. In particular, they replaced the useless isolation ropes with stainless steel railings, and specially dispatched security guards to restrain them. , They are also very easy-going, even if the stars are not out, pat the security guards can deal with it.

I really fell asleep on the plane this time. I didn't notice whether Lu Yan was leaving or not, so I just walked out among the crowd and walked to the exit. As soon as I showed up, a thunder suddenly sounded in my ear. After being dazed for a moment, he realized that it was just the sudden burst of screams from these girls.

I have a feeling that I accidentally increased the volume key ten times while wearing headphones. That sound will resonate in your cranial cavity, and you can hear your head and heart vibrating.

And at least one out of every three of them barks is broken.

The sound quality is so poor that I can't tell if it's Chinese or not.

I briefly sympathized with Lu Yan who had to face all this, plugged in the earphones gloatingly, and walked out of the station.

The crowd rushed up in an instant.

The first girl bumped into my back before I realized it, then the second, and the third, the scent of various cosmetics mixed together, I looked around and saw countless heads, and behind black-rimmed glasses The eyes I looked at each other were excited for something. One girl even wore cat ears. people.I don't know who is calling: "Don't squeeze!"

Then I saw their flushed faces chasing me incoherently with excitement.There were also calm ones trying to talk to me. My ears were full of "Lin Sui" and "Lin Sui", and I instinctively turned around to find the source of the voice.

I suddenly remembered a scene I saw while driving, a heavy mother duck crossing the road with a group of fluffy ducklings, the ducklings were so fluffy that it was hard to tell which one was which, all mixed together, It's like a ball of yellow foam. When the duck goes this way, the foam will float this way, and if it goes that way, it will float there.While floating, I excitedly "quack quack!".

It is said that Jupiter has more than 60 satellites, which revolve around it day and night, so it seems that Jupiter should be a little easier than me.

I took my huge team of ducklings across one side of the entire airport, and then turned to the other side after I found the wrong way, because the team spread too much horizontally, so the place I walked was like a sweep, and anyone standing in the middle of the road Everyone was frightened and quickly stepped aside.

After the initial excitement period passed, they started to take pictures. The equipment was quite professional, and some of them had the posture of photographers.

A few started talking to me.

"Stop listening to the song, talk to us..."

"Yes, yes, we have been waiting for you for a day."

"Waiting for a day?" I took off one earphone cable and looked at one of them: "What are you waiting for?"

"We like you." These girls were quite bold, and one of them shouted loudly: "Because you are beautiful!" It caused a burst of laughter.

"Stop talking..."

"Talk to us."

"Are you angry?"

I wind up the headphone cable and put it back in my pocket.

"Not angry."

"Then why are you so stern?"

"Talk to us..."

"Is it hard to record the program today?"

"Why didn't City C see you when they sent you off to the plane? Did you sneak on the plane again?"

"Lin Sui, don't avoid us, we are very good..."

Relying on being taller than them, I walked a few steps quickly, and they could only trot to catch up, and suddenly became much quieter, but this trick can't be used all the time, after all, short legs are easy to fall.In particular, I also saw two people wearing high heels to pick up the plane, and their willpower was amazing.

"Lin Sui, what are you doing back home today?" A girl whose camera was about to poke my face asked, and finally asked a constructive question.

"sleep."

"Are you tired?"

"So hard..."

I don't know what they are so distressed about, but I made more money from recording the X League than they make in a year.

"Yeah, it's very tiring to record the show. I heard that you guys went into the water today? Be careful of catching a cold..."

"What are you doing besides sleeping?"

"Watch X-League."

When I got into the taxi, the first thing I did was to watch the show. I wanted to know where they all came from.

"Are you watching it on TV?"

"Go online and read... You can also read the comments."

"Come to Danmaku.com, Lin Sui, will you go to Danmaku?"

I picked up a girl who was about to fall into my arms, and she patted all the way, and I forgot about everything in the pat. I knew half a minute ago that she was going to fall sooner or later.The girl also took advantage of the crowd and teased me with them, but when I helped her up, even her ears turned red, and she said "thank you" in a voice like a gnat.

"Why go to Danmaku.com?" I actually vaguely guessed.

The girls yelled like a pot exploded: "Because there is a surprise!" "We all watched it there!" "We cut a lot of videos for you, and they are all on Weibo @你了..." "You can search for 'Jingyan' to find out..."

Sure enough, they are all CP fans. I said why the Q version characters on the girl's cat ears are so familiar, one is me, and the other is Lu Yan.

What does the CP name mean?Because Lu Yan passed the cut-off mark of Peking University?Turn Yanjing upside down?

I took a taxi and was just about to get in when countless hands stretched out, all kinds of bags and dolls were stuffed into my arms, I didn't expect them to have the back hand: "Take it back, I won't accept it" Gift."

"We made it ourselves." One by one teased me all the way, but now they are acting cute, all pretending to be pitiful, they are all acting like movie queens, and they only have to cry a few tears: "Take it, Take it..."

I'm not soft-hearted, it's just that they hold on to the car door and won't let them leave. After one stubble is harvested, they grow another stubble. Those who don't bring gifts even untie the dolls from their bags, and even prepare to take off the cat ears, just like me. It's like begging for food.

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving." I got into the car and waved to them: "Everyone go back."

"Goodbye, Lin Sui..."

"Lin Sui, in vain~"

In the midst of a bunch of unfinished sighs, whoever took advantage of the chaos and shouted: "Goodbye, little fairy!" There was another burst of laughter.

"It's so late, be careful on the way back." I waved my hand to signal the master to drive.

I'm not a patient person. I coped well today, purely because I had trained well in this area before, and I was only picked up once in a while. Apart from being a little unaccustomed, there is nothing I can't bear.

If you get to the point where Lu Yan is, 360 days a year, wherever you go, you will always follow a group of people, you can’t see the sun without wearing sunglasses and masks, and even sitting on the side of the road to eat supper becomes a luxury, and you can still be like this consistently. Treating them with gentleness and gentleness is the real industry role model.

I'm not as good as Lu Yan, but I'm not like Zhou Lu, who can stand up in front of people, but occasionally put on a cold face, and then directly treats his fans as cash machines, opening his mouth and shutting up and calling idiots.

I don't make money from my fans. There are people in this world who have a lot of fans so their records sell well, but I have never heard of someone who has a lot of fans and a song that sells well.

What's more, although I have a bad temper, I will never be too bad for people who like me.

Except Ji Rongfu.