Please follow the doctor's advice

When it was time for work, Xiao Liu came, and when he entered the door, he said, "It smells so good."

Bai Wutu tried his best to smell it, but to no avail, he asked curiously, "What kind of fragrance?"

Xiao Liu sniffed around the door, and finally stopped near Baiwutu: "Scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, scent of wine, and... this smell is so familiar, I must have smelled it recently, I can't remember it at the moment... it is What is it, let me think about it, I want to think about it..."

Bai Wutu: "Don't think about it, pee smells good, this is what I was wearing yesterday."

As if thinking of something, Xiao Liu immediately took two steps back and turned away, brushing his short hair close to his ears: "Okay, I'll take over. Captain Bai has worked hard, please go back and rest."

Sleeping through the night and catching up with get off work, I should have been happy, but for some reason, Bai Wutu felt empty in his heart, as if yesterday was not drunk after drinking a glass of wine, but had a dream. Everything was as usual, but the key to the dream was missing.

Bai Wutu said sadly: "Comrade Xiao Liu, can I ask you a few questions."

Xiao Liu said seriously, "Comrade Bai, please speak."

Sitting across from Xiao Liu, Bai Wutu asked with his chin in his hand, "Do you know what happened to Wenchang and Wenqu Xingjun's demotion?"

Xiao Liu breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you were going to ask something. Know a little bit, Wenchang Xingjun is also Siming Xingjun. He and Wenqu Xingjun were originally in the South Dipper and the other in the Beidou. They each performed their duties and had no official business. You can't leave your post without permission for a long time, but for some reason, Wenqu Xingjun suddenly went to Nandou Xinggong to look for his order, which delayed the official work of the immortal post, and was demoted to the mortal world later."

"..." Bai Wutu was in a fog, feeling as if he hadn't heard it, and asked modestly: "Then punish Wenqu Xingjun? Why did you even punish Wenchang Xingjun?"

Xiao Liu: "Because after Wenqu Xingjun went back, Si Ming went to the Big Dipper Palace to look for him again. The two Xingjun came and went, you came to me, I looked for you, and the business was delayed. Especially Wenchang Xingjun, his secretary It was the civil and military imperial examinations in the human world. During the period when he was away, the world was in chaos, and the treacherous ministers could not be good generals, so everyone was sent down to the earth together. Later, the Jade Emperor sent some gods to temporarily replace him, and the situation improved."

Bai Wutu nodded, feeling sorry for them: "When you say that no one has ever made a mistake, it seems a pity to be relegated to the earth like this. We sometimes chat and get distracted when we go to work, don't we?"

Xiao Liu: "Your distraction is only for a few minutes, at most a few hours. They leave their posts without permission for tens or hundreds of years."

Bai Wutu was shocked: "So long? How could Wenchang Xingjun do such a dereliction of duty! But, what are these two people doing together for hundreds of years?"

"But he just made it..." Xiao Liu looked up at the light bulb, "If one day in the sky and one year on the ground are counted, it would only be a few hundred days for them."

"Oh, that's okay." Bai Wutu looked confused, "But the two of you have been together for hundreds of days without doing anything serious, what are you doing?"

The two looked at each other in silence. After a while, Xiao Liu turned his gaze to look out of the window and coughed: "It should be...to learn and communicate, let's make progress together."

Bai Wutu thought for a while, and according to Wenchang Xingjun's character, it might indeed be for learning and communication, and he asked again: "Hey, Comrade Xiao Liu, who told you these things?"

Xiao Liu came on duty on weekends and had nothing to do. She brought a small stack of magazines and newspapers with her. She dug out a copy from it and threw it on the opposite table, saying, "I read it in the book, and it's in this book."

"What kind of book is this?" Bai Wutu picked up the incomplete book and took a look. Some of the pages inside were damaged, some were soaked in water and the ink stains melted away, and even the back cover was missing, and the back was torn by someone. How many pages have been read, and on the cover there are a few bold words: "Secret Records of Past Events in the Immortal Palace".

Baiwutu spoke earnestly: "Comrade Xiao Liu, are you reading or eating? Girls can't be so fierce."

Xiao Liu rolled his eyes at him: "I bought it at the second-hand bookstall in Yaoshi. It's just like this. Otherwise, I wouldn't sell it at the price of second-hand books."

Bai Wutu grabbed a handful of spiced melon seeds and rice sticks with white sugar from Xiaoliu's table and put them in his pocket, reading while walking on the way home.

Turning to the first page, the first line of the catalog comes into view: "Three days of newlyweds, husband goes out, pure and beautiful young woman encounters masked robber at home alone".

"Cough, cough, cough..." Bai Wutu swallowed the melon seeds and glutinous rice noodles in his mouth before choking to death, and quickly turned to the cover to see if he had picked up the wrong book.

"Secret Records of Past Events in the Immortal Palace", that's right, there is no trace of second binding in this book.

He opened the catalog again and saw the second article: "Although this bird of mine is small, it can also fill your raging waves."

Bai Wutu: "..."

How does Xiao Liu read such...exciting book?Although she has indeed reached the age to talk about marriage, it's not easy to pass this kind of book to her male colleagues, right?How about turning back and returning it to her now?

But... He came out for a while, looked at it all, and then went back to return it to her. I guess such a smart little girl understands what's going on. How much is it not giving her face?Let's quietly put it on her desk one day when I go to work.

Bai Wutu continued to look down.The third article: "Seven Brothers Up and Down, Let's see how she uses her delicate flower to support her plump body".

No wonder it has to be sold in the demon market!This... this, this, this is absolutely beyond human capabilities!

Then there are the heavyweights of this issue: "The Man Lying at the Feet of Thousands of People: Every step he takes, he tramples on his vulnerable parts, please drink up the liquid he sprayed out of control", "On the one hand, he is in a high position and kills, On the one hand is the power to cover the sky with one hand, and should he be insulted if he was born in poverty; chained, whipped, bound, and imprisoned, he was alone in the hands of one man after another, and was thrown naked into the wilderness after inhuman abuse; I met him when I was down and down, I thought it was destined, but unexpectedly it was a new round of traps, where will he go after 17 years of slavery".

"..." Seeing this, Bai Wutu suddenly felt thirsty in his throat and flushed in the face. He couldn't even taste the sweetness of the rice noodles with sugar. He simply stopped and hid behind a tree by the roadside. The book flipped over.

After squatting on the side of the street intently for half an hour, he finally understood it—isn't this the story of Chang'e flying to the moon, Jingwei filling the sea, Eight Immortals crossing the sea, Pangu opening up the world, and wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace!

What are you calling it?Does anyone care about these book writers now!

The most deceitful thing is that after laying the groundwork for a long time, every time I see a wonderful place and feel that there will be an unknown shocking inside story or palace secret, the next page of the book will be torn out for no reason!

who is it!Who doesn't love books so much!Or which pervert hid these incredible parts?Little Liu, why didn't you pick and choose carefully when buying books!What is the value and necessity of this book without those contents?

The whole book is only left with the clichéd narrative parts of those fairy tales. Can this be worthy of the word "secret"?After the key parts are torn off, it is a complete fairy tale book!

Bai Wutu only felt resentful and full of grievances, but he couldn't go to Xiao Liu, a girl, to comment on the hardships, so he could only turn to the catalog page in resentment to find out which article was written by Wenchang Xingjun and Wenqu Xingjun .

... This is too difficult to find, even more difficult than deducing what kind of demon turned into a person based on a single hair left at the scene, it is completely unrecognizable!

The clueless work seriously drained Captain Bai's work enthusiasm. He had to read the beginning of each article, and browsed all the way through "Crazy Sprint and Passion Only Leaves an Empty Body", "You Can Take Off My Clothes, but you can't take off my dreams! "," Unbridled Possession Under the Cover of Night, Comforting My Lonely Soul: The Secret of Once a Year, Once a Year"...

Finally, with a leaf on his head, Bai Wutu found an article: "Is it ungrateful or a picture of gratitude?"The door of luxury and gold cuts off the gaze of the world, and inside the door is the unbelievable and unsightly indulgence, which is about the incident of Xingjun's descent to earth where he struggled to find the truth.

After his careful reading and detailed analysis, it turned out that Wenchang Xingjun and Wenqu Xingjun had to go through seven lives and seven generations after they were demoted to the earth.In these seven lives, as long as the two of them do not meet in one life, the immortal relationship between the two will be broken. They will not leave any records about the past between the two of them, and naturally other people in the heavenly court must not mention this matter, otherwise they will be dealt with as violating the heavenly rules.

However, judging from the piecemeal summary of the stories told by the White House, the two of them would have at least four or five lives if they did not have five or six lives together. Wouldn't that mean that their sentences would soon come to an end?What if the two meet each other after the seventh life is over?Come VII again?Or is it possible to return to immortality and retain memory?

Also, what did these two people do for hundreds of years of dereliction of duty?Have you discussed any "deviant" learning topics? What happened to "unsightly"?There is a subtitle that obviously started to record the interrogation of the two, but just after asking a few words, the page broke here again!

Bai Wutu went to look at the catalog again, and found that two pages were torn from the back of this article, and the next article was called "A Night Covered by Dark Clouds and the Moon. In order to complete the task, the pure white robe and his innocence were left behind. In the Silt", the entire chapter was torn up, not even a lead.

He stared at the title, swallowed the saliva that no longer existed with a stick of glutinous rice in his mouth, and felt his Adam's apple rolling up and down nervously.Looking at the gap where the piece of paper was torn off, is there actually deep regret in my heart?

Why do you feel your heart beating so fast?What's there to be nervous about?It must be another stupid title!

Monday.

Each office had to send one person to the General Administration for a regular meeting, and this time it was Baiwutu's turn.

The meeting was about to start, and Director Zheng Da, who usually sat in the chief position, did not show up for a long time.Bai Wutu couldn't help but look at that position a few more times, secretly slandering, the director is still late on Monday, tsk.

But until the meeting officially started, Zheng Fuhu did not show up. The deputy director in charge presided over the meeting on his behalf, and he did not explain to everyone such as where our director went to the meeting and received the award as usual. Get straight to the point.

As the weather is getting warmer, as usual, the deputy director introduced the animals that are approaching the estrus season recently, and urged those jurisdictions with registered residences of such monsters to pay special attention, and also reminded several jurisdictions that conform to the living habits of these monsters to be especially careful , because monsters that have not registered their identity and are in estrus season are often very dangerous. Although they usually behave as humans with their tails between their legs, their behavior may change drastically when their animal nature erupts.

Almost every time I have a meeting, I talk about these things, Bai Wutu listened, and I don’t know why I feel that my mind is in chaos, until the colleagues around me remind him: "Hey, Captain Bai, are you not going back?"

Only then did Bai Wutu realize that the meeting was over.

No wonder, when it was his turn to come to a meeting, Director Zheng would often call out a few people at the end of the meeting and ask everyone if they had any difficulties in their work, but Bai Wutu always won this honor no matter where he sat, and was called to stand up and report.

His side is obviously a small jurisdiction of barren mountains and wild mountains, what difficulties can there be?All day long, I feel that I am full of courage, have nowhere to use my strength, and feel uncomfortable, okay?But when the leader ordered him, he had to say a few decent words, and every time he sat down after reporting, his mind felt like it had been squeezed by a garlic mortar.Enthusiastic colleagues from several surrounding jurisdictions always thought that something was wrong with him, and asked him several times if he needed help, which made him owe a lot of favors for nothing.

I don't know if the deputy director didn't carry out this link just now?Still didn't mention his name?

Baiwutu has been squeezed a lot, and suddenly he feels that he is not squeezed for a while, as if he has no sense of presence in the city bureau, and he is not used to it.

Following the crowd out of the conference room door, he saw Chief Zheng Da's security officer from a distance.

The reason why he was able to pass through the crowd and recognize Zheng Fuhu's security officer at a glance was because this comrade's area was too large. Other comrades could block the hole of the gun by himself, but he alone would not have a problem blocking the fort.

Most of the aisle was blocked by strong men standing in front, and the crowd's progress became very slow. After walking for a long time, it was Baiwutu's turn to pass through this narrow place.He is an imposing seven-foot man who walks upright and sits upright. Although his official rank is several hundred steps lower than that of a security officer, he can't crawl through the wall with his head bowed and his back bent, right?So, he walked past this comrade with his head held high, and nodded vigorously: "Comrade, hello!"

The moment the two eyes met, the security officer did not greet him, but looked at him very naturally and fluently and said: "Director Zheng is performing a 'secret mission that must never be told to anyone'. Hurt."

Bai Wutu: "..."

Security officer: "Now the director is resting in a dark room in the wall behind the sofa on the west side of his office that no one knows."

Bai Wutu couldn't help but look back and look behind him... there was no one there.

Security officer: "The mechanism to open the dark room is the untouchable enamel vase on the antique rack behind his desk. Turn right 180 degrees."

Bai Wutu: "???"

The author has something to say: At this time, he probably didn't have the concept of "bending", so he was also very confused.

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Baiwutu has been squeezed a lot, and suddenly he feels that he is not squeezed for a while, as if he has no sense of presence in the city bureau, and he is not used to it.

Zheng Fuhu: Come here, I'll squeeze you.

Baiwutu: Why are the pornographic books I like to read different from others?

Zheng Fuhu: It doesn't matter, it's just because the writing is good.

Baiwutu: What are Wenchang Xingjun and Wenqu Xingjun doing in the house for hundreds of years with the door closed?

Zheng Fuhu: I might know a little bit, I will tell you when I come to my office, and I will show you a big treasure.